How to Avoid Poker Bluffs That Give You Away For Dummies

[kossmikham]

If you're playing with hot chicks, watch the boobs. It won't particularly help your game, but how often do you get to stare at random boobs with impunity?

[6O4Gaming]

Shes actually a Ten!



[PokerEduManager]

classic tip! Good one though.

[ComfortableLate]

Im applying this to my online poker game tonight!!

[canihavesomepc]

That black dude as an hourglass figure.... sorry, I meant hourglass face, jesus christ wtf is wrong with it

[austrian19421]

0:55 try to angleshoot and get a penalty! its so easy

[andrew14250]

in the fidgiting. what if i have tourrets?

[Osminiscool]

Shaking don't mean shit, I shake when the pot is big, regardless of my hand.

[Brucy6666]

AND OMG PEOPLE! please stop bending your cards sooo much!

[Brucy6666]

That was a shit shuffle at the beginning. Completely saw 2 9's and no one cut.

[sydneymassive]

I used to read shaking as weak or a bluff, but since playing for a while it only applies if they have a strong hand.

[wickedlovescompany]

1 very wrong tell. In my experience, the longer a player looks at their hand, the more they like it. Only ever seen this tell in older men at the table aged between 50 and 70, but it's common amoung that age group and in most it's the same thing. Beware, as tells for strength in one player, may also be a tell of weakness in another.

[dnapowersports]

Pretty good video _ annoying blonde

[kauefunnie]

lol this video sucks, any1 can fake breething, tics, etc

[theapeman10]

yeah this is all true- but in our local poker game each week, every fucker goes all in preflop all the time and even if you have AA or KK you end up losing to some low straight it's like the poker gods like to fuck with our heads every week. Yeah we also have the guy who never bets and worms into 3rd place and then 2nd. We've started calling him the worm.

[borhap399]

i like the blonde

[TotalPs3]

omg! 1:16 look at the guys head! hahahahahahahahahahaha

[polioman5000]

@TotalPs3 hahahahaha its shaped like an hour glass hahahah

[Ace2w1n]

Hmmm actually having a nice woman at the poker table gives you something to stare at while your actually waiting for decent hands. Keeps you more conservative and put more chips in for the right moment.

[Ace2w1n]

If you got a weak hand and want to bluff just stare at her or even a strong hand.

ppl will just think nothing of you except your a perve :) and keep your focus off your gameplay.

[robnwk2006]

Offft! Hello pretty lady!

[traedify]

I hate wake up artists. Why drop alarm clocks in graveyards?

[MrSupernova111]

I could look at her all day with any hand! :D 

[kagutsuchi969]

one that other guy's head looks like a peanut and two if you actually pull that reach for your chips then fold shit you've just shown everybody what you look for and they can use that against you. Also for the sake of word play. I'd like to take her down my river of love.

[icecream113]

this works extremely great with online poker...

[guy2j]

shaking is hard to fake this guy fails

[SCfnL29]

Man I'd like to flop her my nuts.

[dillonpk]

this advice was terrible, "IF THEY KEEP DRUMMING FOLD UR HAND LOL"

[lopytube]

@dillonpk

yeah that is pretty retarded.stops drumming.lol

She can keep taking my dick.

I would love to POKHER

[mikewilbs]

haha i do half of these

[heyyou1187]

who stares at 10 3 off for that long?

[Kapser1]

If the player is drumming his fingers and then raise... wait it's a check!

[TrueRaeder]

The narrator could say:

"If your woman oponent is a hot blonde, say: let's play strip poker. Chances are, if she says yes, then you are going to get laid, if not bring the alcohol."

[KidCanoe2]

cjlaw is a genius, best poker advice ever!

[Rayofpain]

that girl is fucking hottttt

[dmed312]

Ah, yes, she most certainly is indeed. thank you for your observation.

[cjlaw25]

women players are like strippers... they may seem like they want to give you action..

but no they just want your money

[eddybuddz]

@cjlaw25 LOL good one

[1978utreg]

@cjlaw25 that goes for normal woman as well, don't need to be strippers ;-)

[Shirazae]

@1978utreg

spoken like a total failure at romance. if the only chick you can get is a gold-digger, the problem's you

[1978utreg]

@Shirazae maybe i was just kiddin?

[max34be]

@cjlaw25 loooool epic comment.

[majerledan]

How do you look away from her?

[ukrainasmamma]

hot blonde

[Chessnha]

What the dealer gives away, is that you won´t get the nine of spades, and neither the nine of diamonds ...

[CSBentertainment]

nice help :p