Cheer Up America

[mclimbaugh]

Do a scene from Raiders of the Frost Free.

[lovergirl12blake]

fuck ass tits on my nipples

[ThePotatoBean]

i like ur impressions mate aha :)



[coolmyself]

"...and they are not evil dictators like you know, distant russians"

Hey, I'm russian! XD

And I'm closer than you think. -_-

[TheLongestMile]

fuck yeah you rock!

[tinytina789]

Hey I like Americans,but you should abolish the death penalty man.

[UN360CLAN]

Minister Tan?

[Gershburgerer]

Why?

[irishbrodie]

you are so fat i really got sick watching you. And the fact that you try to play it off as cool by wearing clothes that say "big daddy" just makes me sicker. you are going to die because you are so fat and you really think Im going to take you serious in any way whatsoever????? dude, you are unhealthy, disgusting looking, you probably smell horrible on a constant basis and people will stare at you for the rest of your blubber filled life. good luck to you.

[Paratrooper6785]

You are very mean, maybe this man is fat but he isn't an asshole. And I would much rather smoke a bowl with this man than you. People who go on Youtube just to insult others are pathetic. Do you're self a favor brother and stop being such a prick.

[thebrodieshow]

@Paratrooper6785, I got some news for you, "brother", mean people rule the world, get used to it. We will stomp all over pathetic people like you, and you will just cry.

[gracegracexxx]

@thebrodieshow hahaa arent you a little ray of sunshine, nice to see there are still worthless jerks in the world >> 'mean people rule the world' >> 'we'.. hmm are you suggesting that you rule the world.. someones over compensating for something :) relax mannn

[RCplanes102]

@irishbrodie wow, your a prick......your probably a fat guy yourself who sits in your moms basment and watched videos to insult people.

[RCplanes102]

@irishbrodie oh and i just came from your channel where i saw your total of 8 subscribers, so yeah, dont wanna over do it there.

[beerborn]

Start by losing the weight. Your more concern about your 401K than your weight?

You won't live long to use your 401K.

[alwaysthakid]

what do you do for a living?

[biggydman]

Minister

[alwaysthakid]

and your that funny!!??!

[Atheissst]

@biggydman

You're one funny guy!!

[nKRiZZo]

@biggydman he collects social security for being a fatass. I don't know why I'm giving this video views.

[MYsketchedFANTASY]

i saw the greenscreen at 3:14 :) and every other time his arms become elevated

[Ma7name7Antwon7]

fat

[Shufflehrd]

No.

[Cinderellababe123]

Has anyone ever noticed that people who make fun of chubby-ish people sound like total nerds?

[icallmybabystp]

have you ever noticed that the word "nerd" has taken on such a negative connotation when nerds are, in fact, the ones who opened the opportunity for you to use a computer to log on to the internet to go on youtube to put them down?

[Cinderellababe123]

Okay, well, although i DO NOT have to explain myself to you, i'm just saying calling chubby people names is really mean and sounds 'nerdy' because the only people who make fun of self conscious people, are really just insecure. And not all people who made up the internet were nerds i bet.

[smileynirvana2]

we get taken over by australia. we could only hope. OMG i typed australia and 2 seconds later you said australia!!! i always bring australia into conversation when talking about war and all. they are free and they never have to "fight for their freedom" they just sit there all free and happy. why do we americans constantly have to kill ourselves to be free? tom cruise was right about one thing.

[mohamedmaarouf]

i can speak with a russian accent too

i learned it from those cold war films

come with me comrade general,we need to see sme issues about mother ruussiaa,but for now,dasvidanya

[jagara1]

I like the one about the neighbour with the guns bit... lol

[christoferL]

ROFL

[xbox360man84]

i hate fuckin haterz. fuck u all and as asathecomic says

suck a big fat juicy mother fuckin pickel HATERZ

[shenker2]

he just says "suck a pickle" but i like how ur way to :d

[Ensiferum17]

Biggydman <3 :D

[JadeDragon007]

oh my god

you're so fat

I need a wide screen to see you

typical fat guy behind the computer lol

[pulsegang]

typical nerdy hater behind a computer lol

[yimtang9]

when u cry, u make me want to cry too...:(

[deansig]

Wait...

America is NOT the paradise I thought it was?

*hangs head and mopes off*

[Sis363]

Jason sent me , now I know why he included you in his Bernie Berns video. Your pretty funny yourself.

Your new subscriber.

Sis.

[audionautix]

this is great!! but you know that!!

[helivestubes]

Im the neighbor with the guns and food! And the dogs to watch it!

;D

Helives!

[helivestubes]

So ya ...NOW ya gotta be nice to me!

Im voting for Ron Paul even if I have to write his name on the ballot!

;D

Helives!

[princessdingling]

C'mon comet your late!!

[loadbrecht]

looks like I'm gonna have to close down my home improvement company after 15 years.

I can't make enuf money to keep it floating anymore.

with winter coming and christmas around the corner

I'm not seeing the bright side these days

I sure hope I can find a job

[biggydman]

That's the spirit. You should take that information and make a vlog about it. Some fat cat in New York could hire you to redo something. Gilbertblaze might need some remodeling work!

[MicheleMidnight]

lol...snicker..chortle...guffa­w...well played all the way! ha ha ha

[sorvynia]

LMFAO

[RustyCyler]

LOL

[dontheman17]

Hey you picked me up.

I feel like singing.

The Hills are alive with a bunch of crazies...

They want to eat my brains...aaaahhhh...RUN...

LOL

I need to eat me some food.

5 "Get Me Gun Ma" Stars.

[biggydman]

Wyoming.

[Urnkneekovaks]

I thought I wasn't depressed until I watched this video. Subsequently, I took Beck's Depression Test and scored suicidal.

[biggydman]

Congrats on your high score!! Stay away from tall buildings, razors, and rope for awhile!!

[Urnkneekovaks]

Biggy, you didn't mention bridges? I'm thinking jack knife immediately followed by two and a half somersaults. What do you think of synchronized tandem and maybe a few judges raising score cards?

[biggydman]

Yes, stay away from Jeff and Beau Bridges. I think judges and score cards will be great, but you'll only get to see the score if you botch it and then the score probably won't be all that high!

[xyzllii]

Ha !! Excellent...but we don't hate ALL Americans...just those bad policies that those who rule , have made. I think Americans can be hilarious...like yourself for instance !!...have a day...

[biggydman]

Don't forget, I am American and should I ever get elected to a position of power- I too will be corrupt and futile!

[xyzllii]

Never !!

[farnk]

LOL I can tell you're a great counselor..it's all about perspective. Don't forget N. Korea is off the terrrst list..just in time for our elections!

[biggydman]

That was a good one! I should've thought about it, but that would actually be good news- and I'm taking the W. approach to cheering up. Noone needs to hear that one of the "axis" of evil is cracking!

[farnk]

Cheer down then, we're still involved in the Iraqi quagmire while Pakistan and Iran develop "nucular" capabilities and need I mention the horror in Darfur?

[canadianstudmuffin]

You cheered me up...and I am Canadian!!!!!! :P

[biggydman]

Awesome. You are so lucky! Were you the Americanstudmuffin, you'd be pretty sad!!

[MrHollick]

Yay Biggydman spreading cheer as always!!!

Five stars!!!

[biggydman]

Why thank you, anything I can do to help those who are down!!!

[JoeFielding72]

WERE SCREWED!!!! My Friend the best part in life is you and the spirit you have.You made me laugh you made me cry,You made me crapple my pants.lol I hope you having a great weekend.Let's just hope.Since we are all the innocence and the government runs the show.That they don't kill us with all there games and we can live to share and make more videos.I hear Alaska is nice.lol Or Canada or The great land down under.Who knows.lol God bless you and your family.

[biggydman]

Alaska is nice, but you gotta quit crapping your pants before we take a long car ride together!!

[happyis20]

oh my thanks for the cheering up i think lol

[biggydman]

You are most welcome.

[paddycake5201]

wow thanks alot for cheering me up.i feel better now.the next time i get a tooth ache,i will let you punch me in the jaw,that will make it feel awhole lot better.lmao.

that was a fantastic video.5*****

peace bro.

[biggydman]

Actually, if I was Chuck Norris I could roundhouse kick myself in the back of the head and reset my brain to happy!

[R1ddleG1rl]

Thanks for cheering me up and depressing me again at the same time! Seems to be the way of the world now. I thinks it's time we take up arms and overthrow the government...oops, I didn't type that. (They're watching me!)

[biggydman]

Have the men in black shown up yet?

[R1ddleG1rl]

No one wearing black yet, but there was a guy in a purple suit visiting my neighbor's house. Maybe they know I'm on to them and pretending to be pimps! LOL

[beartickler41]

you are alright troy. my kids will be so happy and i am intrigued to see how you pull it off. now get these kids off my feeeeet yiiiiiiiiiiii lol

[kalamariew]

LOL yea the upcoming election is good for laughs.

Your right though the guys that are the good ones to be president and could do something dont want the job.

This is a funny vid but very very honest.

[biggydman]

There's always a side that's sunny

that's why the yokes are all runny

you can dip in your toast and your honey

if your friends will just loan you the money

[beartickler41]

this vid is amusing and sad at the same time lol good job troy!

my kids can't wait for their vid. lol

[biggydman]

I'm looking for a villian, but I've already got a plan!

[bbfan240]

HA GREAT VID

[biggydman]

Thanks

[Goobian]

I love you biggydman. And your ironic exercising outfit.

[biggydman]

ironic or moronic?

[Goobian]

A little bit of both :)

[biggydman]

It's called Guido style. There's two ways you can be fat and wear jogging suits. 1. Work for the Mafia 2. Be a body guard in a rap stars entourage.

[Goobian]

Oh ok. Your neither. So you are breaking it in for your Halloween costume?

[biggydman]

actually I'm both- the preacher thing is my cover for the witless protection program!

[Goobian]

That makes perfect sense :)

[EasyRaoul]

I like 4:08 the best!

Yes, we are LAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIID BACK!

Fuggetaboutit!

5 *****

[biggydman]

Hey, fuggetaboutit needs to be the new catch phrase in AMERICA!!  I mean AMEROCORP.

[EasyRaoul]

Ha ha ha!

Onya, mate!

[Bluwhodesign]

The bright side, that's easy, there's a thousand people everyday in loser countries that bash America out of the jealousy that we are the best, they insult everything we've done and then copy and use all that we have, how ever far our economy falls, all the other countries of the world will fall twice as hard, they won't be able to say we've done nothing for the world, if their forced to live without our money. I never heard the others say they come from the best country in the world.

[biggydman]

the people from PacManistan say that all the time, but most of them get doped up on dots and try to chase ghosts all night at the seven eleven!

[ER92840]

We just went shopping and the prices are way up there. I also heard that the stock for Ford Motor Company is $2.00 a share. I hope it turns around one of these days!

[biggydman]

It's a buyers market if you have some dough. (with stocks that is) Other than that- it's a cookie market if you have some dough. (Cookie dough that is)

[mymoosejaw]

It does not matter who gets elected, there will still be nothing on TV...

[biggydman]

That's why we are here on youtube!! Super Dave and Wonder Troy- making videos for the peoples!!

[biggydman]

Yikes. Sorry to hear all that. I hope things start looking up for you. Is it possible for your wife to stay with you or does she have to go to Thailand?

[md80guru]

I just get back from my Costco run, and watch this Vid... Are you saying I'm the neighbor that everyone is going to be nice too now? Now that I think about it they were watching me unload my truck. Ha.

[biggydman]

Hope you bought lots of barder goods. Soap, smokes, and whiskey! I'm still trying to figure out how long of a shelf life I can get from a Twinkie!

[md80guru]

How did you know? Were you watching me unload my truck too?! --(Have a great day.)

[gorikuri]

YOU made soooo many points... and indeed it IS hard to find the "bright side"... Maybe the Aliens that specialize in proctology will come and use us all as test subjects.  It might even be better than what is going on here on our plant.

[biggydman]

Thanks, Yes, on October 14th when the aliens land in Alabama and exchange their technology for our willingness to allow them to cruise our nursing homes for food- things will get better!! (that's actually a pretty scary deal- and I'm sure this congress would pass it!)

[johnhart30]

I'm in the northeast, it hit 2.99 a gallon today. First time under three bucks in over a year and a half.

[biggydman]

doube quarter with cheese! Have mercy, that's the kinda sorrow I could get into!

[rosehipsforu]

Im moving to Canada.

[biggydman]

Free health care!! Hmmmm....I wonder if they'd let me in?

[poopzakishawt]

im not down or depressed i had no money in the first place!!! great vid though

[biggydman]

Hey Poop- how could you be depressed, you have a bright future ahead of you in the movies!!

[Bl4zz3r]

I think you've just inspired me..

lol

[biggydman]

Yes! That's what I like to hear. Praise Chuck Norris!

[johnhart30]

I'm amazed on how much you covered in 4:51??? Things could be better, gas could be 70 bucks a barrel? Wait, it already is!

[biggydman]

Yes our gas here is down to 2.89 now!