The Smashed Update 203 Mario Kart Wii Drunk Driving

[dementor9]

ahhh he said fuck...what a cool dude.

[OBar2297]

Fuckin fucking fucking fuckin fuckin fuck.

[mtndewman3000]

Shut the fuck up.

[Nephalen]

the whole "fuck" routine gets old really fast

[KantoRed]

like if hes acting N00Bish

[ThunderHawk20]

Mother fucking fuck fuck? Little fockers to fuck Ricky fuck fuck! Seriosly your saying fuck more than fuck... XD

[GannondorkVBA]

Why the fuck does it get motherfuckin' funnier every fuckin' time he says fuckin' fuck?

[andrewruvalcaba2007]

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[OrigamiNintendo]

You are awesome. And it is fun playing this drunk.

And i hope you keep uploading videos....and stay in Japan because America sucks anal juice.

[sonicfart111]

lets fuck'n play mother fuck'n mario fuck'n kart fuck'n wii you fuck'n bitch.

[MegaJesseman]

lol

[TheDarkLordLucifer]

You swear more than Eminem. LOL!

[saint3651]

shut up

[Patrickjr3]

O Crap I'm only 11 and I hear the Dang.

[7GeorgeB1]

i liked it

except for the rude words

[liliiwayne]

u retard listen to the beggining

[psychosoc1al]

2:55 LOOOOL XD

[Guysers]

I love all your vids man, I watched them when they came out, and I'm watching all of this shit again. Awesome man, you deserve a mutehrfucking medal.

[Kyle7404]

Holy shit i challenge you too a mario kart wii duel you mother fucking bitch

[BrickMasterAlpha]

dont watch the vid if ur just gunna be a bitch ass twords jeromy ass holes

[bumnumba1]

The game wasn't even out in America when I was playing it so you were like fetal noob then.

[bumnumba1]

Fuck's sake... You can't even spell your curse words right...

[BrickMasterAlpha]

lol

[TomNook007]

I really like how that guy's username was "Koolkid045"

[ChibiJ]

Kuribo...Japanese name for Goomba...Kuribo's shoe...oh wow I feel stupid...

[bumnumba1]

Fuck you too.

[K0LvO]

"A reverse Micheal Jackson..." LMAO

[meindahouse6]

rofl!!!

[assssin94]

what a fuck you fucking fuck

[wiimaniac76]

i bet that bowser has the most courses in every mario kart game.

[joker321boom]

i think its a tie mario bowser

[yomamasuckedmyballs1]

hey, give me your mario kart friend code if you want a challenge. unless your a little bitch and cant hang.Ill send you mine once I get yours

[xXMrShadzXx]

Hey Guys, what control is best to drive? The Wheel? The Nunchuck and Wiimote? The Classic? The Gamecube Controller?

[bumnumba1]

The WHEEL. Period.  Unless you are a tournament pro.

[xXMrShadzXx]

Thanks Jeremy.

[jut150]

lets race dude

[Guysers]

The wheel is ddefinatly the best to use, and not just, when you're fucking wasted, although it seems that the wheel is made for that shit. I use gamecube just sometimes, but wheel is better.

[MrChaoscheese]

@bumnumba1 gamecube, no competition, idiot

[Jack32685]

whats your gamer number, i wanna race you

[ChAoS9779]

I'm going in at a very high spe- OH SHIT! HAHAH I love your videos :D :D :D

[greatmariofan21]

your smashed update drunk driving vids are pretty funny

[nintendofan84]

wow! he swears alot.

[hurricanesword]

god hes FUNNY!

[booshmcmb]

i sincerly doubt that you'd pown anyone, i mean you are an absolute prag'ed who can clearly only find entertainment in a wii game, why not find some other humans to get 'smashed' with, silly gimp.

[Guysers]

He has you idiot, watch other shows of his.

[bumnumba1]

I'm getting too old to understand anything other than that you're trying to insult me, but I actually own (not pown or whatever) a hell of a lot more than the Wii. Some people love to game and get drunk man. Just don't watch or join in... Your choice.

[booshmcmb]

Sorry for my earlier comment it was both out of order and ignorant, i'm now quite a fan of your videos, keep it up!

[bumnumba1]

Sweet! I'll drink to that.

[Guysers]

Good :P How's your hand doing? YOu have a talent for TV making btw, this shit SHOULD be on TV, and not the fucking FOX network. ^_^

[stevenlee7]

I don't like DK's 'voice' here. I liked the N64/GBA version.

Good vid, though. Pretty helpful.

[ridge04]

yur funny man lol

[itachi1303]

don't call Jeremy a bitch, you bitch

[emb5082]

hendrix died in 1970... you bitch

[lunar52]

funny videos...Im subscribing.

[arinlares]

stop fuckin cussing you fuckin fuckfaced motherfucker!!!

[bumnumba1]

You make a lot of sense.

[mannys94]

man he left a spoiler warning and he even said he's gonna swear just stfu

[arinlares]

i'm not pissed off. if i didn't like the swearing, i would have said "please don't say the 'F' word, sir."

but, i didn't. i just figured he would like a comment that matched his narrative form.

[zeo259]

man you got to not be drunk why don't you do a video of drunk Mario. but i give it a 8.6

[SpraxIAKS]

See kids, don't do drugs. Any who, what a guide. Even if it's a drunks guide.

[chasenelson]

do you live in japan or something? j/w

your vids are great btw.

[bumnumba1]

I live in Japan yes.

[el3m2tigre]

dude u fcking rock u bitch keep up the good work u fucker.

[InvaderGill]

sweet...

[Marcusspelkung]

you rock man!!!!

[redrubber44]

your videos kick ass

[KumoNaruto]

All the poser comments are so pathetic.

[bumnumba1]

Agreed. I don't even have time to respond to that shit anymore.

[nicpro85]

shut up what a useless video

[pivotAMt]

do have turrets?

[bumnumba1]

nope.

[bumnumba1]

Dumbass is spelt with a b.  You're welcome dipshit.

[higendude]

the angry mario kart nerd.

[Pharonicc]

stop swearing you fuckkk

[bumnumba1]

Stop typing kkk you stupid cloaked fuck.

[Deek9000]

fuckin' fuck fuck!!! am i cool now?? bitch fuck yeah!

[rb246332]

can u play grand prix 2 player like in the other games ty

[bumnumba1]

Sadly no.

[0dw5720]

1 word, noooooooooooooob

[bumnumba1]

4 words.

You have no videos.

[notEisiger]

oh man you showed him :hi5:

[Jeff652854000]

u f***ing suck at f***ing video games.

[solidsnake777dm]

he fucking sucks because hes fucking drunk he is hell bent on saying the word fuckin cant you tell its obvious

[narutokun0999]

lmao u are so funny XD

[drewskichelle]

lol your hilarious.

[7arnebcab7]

HEY YOU SPOILED ME !!! no im just kidding! your warning was funny^^

[Euan193izhere]

Some Of Your Comments Made Me Laugh But I Wish You Wouldn't Swear So Much .

[beau23clark]

micheal jackson haha

[mcsharwin]

stop swearing u thug

[gooysda]

nice

[wjd2259]

r u dane cook?

I LUV IT

[ak47killyou]

fuck

[DarkDolo]

I subscribed to your videos ya BITCH. Now I can have hours of entertainment while I drink beer and watch mkwii vids. thx

[bumnumba1]

You are welcome.

[flatline93]

u need to calmdown just a bit

[KaiserVlad67]

did u know I like pie?

[TOXICTOPBOY]

lol ur funny

[Adam11ess]

these videos are like reviews rather than drunk driving coz ure drivin fine

[SSBBDaisy]

I minused your ass Skimpy.

[Stimpy44]

Princess can kiss my ass!

[adtii]

hey fuck u, u ruin everthing that u make and u r a mother fucking sheissen and shit u NAZI

[bumnumba1]

Uhhhh... I really don't want to commit genocide. How you got that from a fucking game review is beyond me but you seem like a crazy asshole so you're blocked. Lick my sack.

[64z]

Mario-Kart.tk It's the official Friend Code Page. (FaceBook Required)

[ledsmash]

This is the best thing on Youtube. I love this series. Your fucking hilarious. I need your brawl code. Please send it to me and I'll send mine. And when Mariokart comes out in the U.S. I want your friend code and shit.

[bumnumba1]

I ran out of friend code space. Lame? Yes it's fucking lame.  But they only let you have 40 people in that bitch. Mario Kart is unlimited so I'll be posting that code.

[ledsmash]

XD I thought you would run out of brawl friend room. Its cool though. Great that MKW has unlimited friends. Sounds good.

[bumnumba1]

Try college graduate.

[cal619guy]

i'll sure subscribe to this motherfucker. best fuckin thing on youtube.

[bumnumba1]

Thank you very much.

[carnage2491]

hey man we never got to see your new mii

[cal619guy]

give the guy a brake! he was drunk, he forgot!

[bumnumba1]

You are right, but It's done now.

[Thetruetoast]

Man, I loved the Smash Update, and I am going to enjoy all your Drunk Driving specials.

Can't wait to watch them all.

[bumnumba1]

I can't wait to make them all.

[chestosneako]

Awesome!!! Your better than diifii. diifii is such a loser. Very cool. 5 stars.

[bumnumba1]

I'm glad to hear I'm better than someone I've never heard of...

[chestosneako]

You may wanna check the diifii channel by searching to it and tell that ass hole that your better than him. Also cuss and swear at him if you wish to.

[Jefet21]

This game is very good and you are funy

[GuenterErde]

do u think ur any good at this game... drunk or sober

[bumnumba1]

I'm only ok mostly because I'm wasted.

[WiiCorner]

You are a legend.

[Jordan8504]

If I add you on teh Mario Krat will you pleh with meh? I really want to get this game but I'm fraid I might not have enough cash after GTA4 Special edition.

[bumnumba1]

GTA is coming... You should get this game. The friend mode has no limits unlike brawl, so any codes I get, I'll add... I mean 16 racers max.... Who is going to have 16 friends online at the same time?. that shit is SICK! I'm gonna try to get as many codes for this one as I can. I'm gonna add the entire DKU for sure!

[LordYggdrasill]

Haha! Awesome fuckin' vid!

I was lookin' forward to your Mario Kart vids. This is the first one I've seen of these so far. =)

[bumnumba1]

A new one is coming within the hour.

[Bomboclats]

I searched for this video solely to hear the noises DK makes in this game, as I heard they were hilarious.

Thank you for making my day with horrid monkey noises.

[bumnumba1]

You're always welcome.

[bomb0s]

lmfao, reverse michael jackson. yeah that motherfucker used to have badass songs when he actually had some color on him.

[bumnumba1]

Thriller was the shit.  I was like 5 years old when I saw that cat transformation shit. I nearly pissed myself.

[megamanSFpegasus]

was there a shortcut in the toad factory at 6:46 on the right side?

[bumnumba1]

I don't think so.

[VENRENDIAN]

fuck shit our store in england sold out of this game before i could even fucking play it after work. god i'm so pissed off.

i sold my wii like a month ago and i'm like...wow maybe i fucked up there because games like this rape everything the dull fucking 360 and PS3 have to offer.

[bumnumba1]

Selling your wii was a mistake my friend.

[Tyler15368]

the 360 isn't dull,but the ps3 is.

[bumnumba1]

I agree.

[AQpro]

Nice !

[Hrel88]

You need soap put in your mouth.

[TomNook007]

Didn't you listen to the Spoiler Warning part at the beginning of the video, you bitch?

[Hrel88]

Yeah, so. That doesn't change anything, just because you say you're gonna do it doesn't change the fact that you're doing it. If I announce I'm gonna kill someone that doesn't suddenly make it okay.

[bumnumba1]

Comparing my drunk and informative videos to murder has earned you the right to comment only one more time before I block your bitch ass. Use your last comment wisely. If you really listen to 2pac then my videos really shouldn't be bothering you.

[Hrel88]

Why did you say "if I really listen to TuPac". When did I say anything about him?

[bumnumba1]

Your channel says you like 2pac.

[bumnumba1]

You need a hairy sack to put in yours.

[crazyxgamer]

LMFAO!!!!

damn i want this game sooo bad!!1

[aaron11291]

suggestion for that weird science thing... have your back to the TV and try and pay while looking at a mirror

[bumnumba1]

Not bad. I'll try that sober and compare it to when I'm trashed as fuck.

[CaptainJobby]

Jeremy the way you fit in "You bitch" randomly is hilarious keep up the great videos....YOU BITCH! =D

[Microfoot]

So, is this good enough for a purchase? I was going to buy it by default because it's Nintendo and it's Mario Kart, but I want to know how highly recommended it would be. I'm crossing my fingers that online will work as well as it did for DS.

[bf2konto]

its bether than the ds never lags(sometimes but very!!!!!!!!! little) and its much bether anyway

[bumnumba1]

Yes definately purchace it.

[bf2konto]

reverse michael jackson...lmao hahahahaha!

[misterpimp5757]

y dont u do tricks? do they make u go faster? r u gonna release all new characters, courses, and cars? one more...is DK ur main character?

[bf2konto]

when u jump u get mini turbo when u land on the ground again like if u drift...buy the game unless u live in the USA like u probalbly do

[bumnumba1]

Yes as I explained in the video that was my first time. Yes they make you go faster. Yes I am and No DK is not my main.

[SawXv]

LMAO UR FUCKING AWESOME HAHAHAH

[Gameplayer112]

lol another funny ass vid, thanks for the info

[GuenterErde]

ur dumb fucks of afmins didnt accept my request so im not fucking added

[bumnumba1]

I don't understand who afmins are.

[LilCrimsonNemo]

Man I haven't laughed this hard in a while,Thanks man =)

[BlueKnightLight]

lmfao You had me laughing so hard it's not funny

[TomNook007]

This game is gonna be awesome, I can't wait till I get it here in America.

[famguyfan5000]

you got mario kart wii thats really cool, man.

[AME2Monkey18]

yeah you were hella shitfaced

[narutofreakdbz1]

can you turn items off Jeremy because usually my noob brother always gets a lucky item in the ens and saves his ass, thnx alot .... you bitch

[bumnumba1]

You can turn those fucking things right off if you want. You're welcome bitch.

[Inkeyesdave]

Loving the videos

Good idea keeping it going, always funny :]

[heituber]

Wow! You cussed in every 4 out of 5 sentences. Very good, though.