Ellen DeGeneres - Here & Now [Part 1/4]

[reemprincesse]

I LOVE HER !!!!

[saarahkathrynn]

i love that lol

[joooani]

big thank you for posting this ! feel like the uploaders don't hear enough "thank yous" haha

[AKTIONARY420365]

FUNNIEST WOMAN IN HISTORY!!!!!

[feverfan420420]

if only black eye peas were popular then. it so would've have gone with her food category of music

[souleaterisAWESOM10]

lol!!!!! I LOVE ellens comedy bits and this is really good picture. Thatnks for posting it!!!!

[Sei1863]

WOW the look in her eyes when she smiles could seriously melt a lake of ice. She is THAT full of goodness!

[Sei1863]

I was watching this on someone else's channel, then saw your lovely crisp quality in the suggestion box and jumped ship :)

[fuckeeamee]

A disturbing study finds that studies are disturbing.

[inesandradechannel]

"And I don't have to go right now"

[Motivational14Chick]

I Love everything that Ellen does because she is so hilarious. She keeps me rolling on the floor crying from laughing so freaking hard. She's just amazing.

[In0tuhTR3KKi3]

I love this. Just because everything she says is so true!

[BergamoFirenzeSGV]

hahaha meatloaf next to the cranberries, Thought it would be funny to organize them by food! Hilarious!

[MusicIsMyWorld347]

HAHA. WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR LEADER!?

[InEvry1ThereIsBeauty]

"There they are, five of em" LOL Oh man. she's hilarious!!!

[Sazi613]

A disturbing new study finds that studies are disturbing!! HAHAH! I think that is the funniest thing in the show! I laugh every time!

[pailarglaxunga]

I love the gay joke!

[InEvry1ThereIsBeauty]

@pailarglaxunga Oh my gosh, I couldn't stop laughing or pick one part! The whole thing is so freakin funny!!! I love Ellen!!

[MusicIsMyWorld347]

whoever disliked this doesnt like to laugh....

[trancosomarcus]

She's so cute!!!



[keleic]

2 people procrastinated by watching ellen so they forgot to do their work and got in trouble ;) lol love ellen! she's the best 

[Krissy123K]

ellen, you're the one talk show i always watch... everything i'll just tape the interview sections if i'm interested hahah.. but i don't think there's been anything of yours i've seen that i haven't laughed histerically at! i mean it's 3:30am right now and i'm sitting here laughing :D

i have to be honest though.. there was one thing that got to me and that was the disorders part---i don't want to rain on everyone's parade and i also don't have enough room so i'll finish it later but :*( still <3

[DonnieFanDarko]

I'm in a bad mood so I turn to you Ellen and you always make me happy! Thanks for uploading this!

[Lady420Ganja]

@3:39 the les-b-hones look :p i love u ellen!

[Batman007Edward]

i person is a homophobe

[begood86]

Niel Patrick Harris is our leader!

- she's still funny though :)

[Zhulingli]

Sorry I'm french and I'm trying to make subtitles of this for some friends of mine but there are some things I don't understand :/

Like at 02:27 she says something like "you have to have things your way and you won't go back down" ? what does this mean ?

And also at 04:13 "I'm stoling" ? is that what she says ?

It would be very nice if someone could help me please !

Thank you !

By the way : Ellen is really awesome ! :)

[2PorkyPigs]

@Zhulingli "You have to have things your way and you won't back down" means like, people have to have things go their way and that's it. They keep persisting that things go their way and that's it.

"I'm stalling" means that she is like buying time or pushing things off.

Hope this helps! (:

[Zhulingli]

@2PorkyPigs Thank you so much ! It helps me a lot ! :)

[101AngelatHeart]

@Zhulingli at 2.27 she says because you have to have things your way and you won't back down and at 4.13 she says i'm stalling

hope this helped ")

[krystlerita]

You know what? Anytime I get depressed about the future and technology taking over and all that crap, I just watch this... and I feel a little bit better about the coming decades, knowing I'm not alone

[nguyrach]

really? get my sandwich LOL

[Dpyr1965]

Best comedy bit I have everrrrrrrr seen!

[kaceykat28]

is it peas? i hope

[kaceykat28]

all of those anti depressant commercials depress me too. I have blown like 200 bucks on Allegra or whatever the hell it is before i found out it didn't work.

[kaceykat28]

she could just be standing there on stage, all stony-faced, and the audience would be laughing so hard that they couldn't breathe. Ellen is the Queen o' Comedy!

[softballluver90]

I Love our leader!



[golfmaniac007]

one word.....genius.

[steviesniper]

this is great. I had forgotten that she was mildly entertaining...

[Fan4Pokemon]

No matter how old Ellen or I get, she will ALWAYS be the voice of Dory.

[RAMSES777100]

SHIT SHE WAS A PROPHET.TALKING ABOUT KIM KARDASSIAN.LOL

[98pokemaniac]

Ellen, I'm going to marry you. I know you're gay and already married, but... One day you will be mine.

[923min923]

What year was this ?

[TombRaidingAvatar101]

@923min923 2003, around the time she voiced Dory

[Rentgrrrl92]

@TombRaidingAvatar101 Actually, I think it's from around 2000. Maybe 2001.

[iLoveEllenLee]

"That old man who can eat corn on the cob again? I'm happy for him! He couldn't eat it for a while. Now he can." I love you MRS ELLEN DEGENERES!!!

[10cuddles]

thank you

[MsGlory87]

Great quality!  thanks for uploading

[PolarGenre]

this may sound mean, but i think ellen is the only girl comic that i think is funny :o

[15Ellimist]

@PolarGenre what about Wanda Sykes?

[PolarGenre]

@15Ellimist naww, can't stand her.

[OCswimKim3]

She didn't do anything gay. She's not our leader. What happened to our leader?

[ellenaor]

thank you so much for uploading that

[mitzi32996]

1 dislike---her microphone wasn't gay.

[mitzi32996]

when did this air?

[TheKaiStuff]

She is the most amazing person ever!

[redlilly101]

despite our diffrences.....we're all gay.*serious face* LOL

[HighGuy512]

Ellen is beautiful and very entertaining :D "We're all gay." XD I exploded with laughter and saliva went all over my screen. I honestly thought she was going to say "We're all human." XD And the newscasters' emotional changes XD Hilarious :D

[iretei93]

Seriously, i can't watch this at while at school!

[lizlu22]

I said really? Get my sandwich!!!!!!!!! gets me evry time

[czaccolo]

clean, non-discriminating comedy :)

[musiqtube1]

yes i agree with @HallowsReign23 i thank u for posting. AND PLEASE DON'T LET YOUTUBE TAKE OFF. PLEASE.

[jeny242lyfe]

This never gets old ! I watch whenever i need to cheer up , Ellenn Degeneres is simply amazingggg !

[Angelmisswings]

"What about Madonna's left foot? What happened?"

[brunashirmerXD]

OMG I LOVE THIS WOMEN!!!!

[krystlerita]

Life would be completely joyless without Ellen

[Slikrik1212]

"Is it peas?" LOL!

[hadar2999]

she's not our leader! what happened to our leader?! xD

[GeorgiaPeach87]

This is really good quality, thanks for uploading. She is so funny

[JF5905]

i love love love<# that there r no dislikes. its because shes truly amazing.

[NotYourTypicalLife]

A disturbing new study finds that studies are disturbing. O_o (: <3 it!

[ijsbeer011]

thanks for posting! those short parts are kinda ignoring,

i think ellen is the most funny and most beautifull person on this planed of ours.

i realy love her and all the shows and video's she made.

and ofcours, ellen, thanks for comming out. you're a pionear.

[MrBristolian]

Utter brilliance. :)

[rachel25lee]

LOL "Is it peas??" Hehe. LOVE her comedy. Awesomeness.

[HallowsReign23]

Oh I love this comedy sketch, thanks for posting.