WTF Japan Seriously!? Mr. Yamaoka

[nachos1162]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!?!?!? oh it's mr. yamaoka never mind

[Gin132456]

do i need to ask... funky forest?

[Rikuyochan]

Junior high girls dating teachers oh yeah definitely! that's totally normal....Only in Japan...Only in Japan.

[PRORICAN26]

That's just ill man. LOL!

[MissDejavu87]

wjhfhfherkjgkrejgke...mmm?

kjdfhkjdshgfkgjkgjkuiwu....mmm­?

kjfhkjrhrfgkjjjrkgnkjeejufgjd.­..mmm?

[EvilRyuGuy]

- Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stranger.

- Japan got nuked twice.

[Mysims1o1]

lolz.

[TwoCows23]

I don't get it. This is just like my school.

[KevUrbie]

Just another day in Japan, Baby!

[afzal067]

umm?

[jchavfour]

mmm?

[9intheaftern00n100]

Yep, that kid is gonna have some issues when she grows up...

[mbhghfj320]

Cool story Bro.

[wheewheetiger]

I was expecting tentacle rape..

[FsXgOd1091]

imagine that thing fucking her... dear mother of god...

[ki369]

this is weird mm?? mmm? mm?

[xXPurpleLoliTranceXx]

WHY ARE SHE READING THIS TO HER KID???xD

[SchoolRumbleRawks]

I think it's like a scary story to make sure you take care of your hygiene and make sure you don't end up like that thing

[MaccasC4T]

mmm?

[92MattGM]

i am terrified.

[GespenstJagerTR]

lol.... I thought he was going to rape her....

[zeronesX1]

balls

[akixkyo]

i laughed at this until i vomited a little

[happensq]

i was eating a good dinner.......now its just ruined....just ruined

[vika666filth]

@happensq exatcly what happened to me...

[iMalibuTwinn]

what the fuuuu

[machinimater]

so japan teaches kids to clean themselves trough stories about puss monster pedophiles?

[ICHIGOlovesBOTDF]

mmm?

[Dayntei]

epewing...

[Youmadbroize]

Is it weird that I have a boner?

[whitehorsept]

@Youmadbroize it is. 

[TheNameUnknowen]

Mr. Yamaoka is how I see most people.

[SondraaaP]

Im scared of japan.. U.U

[Ne0thEsavioR]

That is fucking gross man, fucking gross

[didinoodles]

O_O wtf? Japan is freaking insane...

[CrazyAlchemist1]

That noise at the beginning was very misleading.... >_>

[gunyugunyu28]

nice children story

[TheXHeartlessXKira]

That...was..just fucked up on so many levels..

[naomistorm362]

akira irl.

[MrDissidiaFan]

And I thought the Great Mighty Poo was gross...

[neldabg]

After watching other WTF video clips I was getting a little scared and nervous at the weird gooey, unpleasant sound at the beginning of the clip. It's nighttime right now in Florida. I should've ran away when I had the chance....... Now I can't sleep! :'(

[paris877]

I like how the little girl spits at the mom. I don't know why she did it, but for some reason it made sense.

[fluffsies1]

drip drip drip.

hmmm?

[catp120496]

I...I`m gonna puke....

[FudgeCocoful]

Man! I was eating!><

[captainjobo]

jvhdscbvkbvbbxc, mmm?

[EyeH8evryBoDy]

..... <:(

[itsumonihon]

rofl this is hilarious

[bateye1]

Japan...we need to talk

[MadamWriterGal]

Makes perfect sense. This is obviously the story of every person who has ever had a lawyer. The lawyer always has the appearance of the puss filled man. It smells just as bad. I would denote a gender to the lawyer but everyone knows they don't have souls. In the end, their clients have to kick their hindquarters much like the student did in the video. Sometimes puss covered lawyer will call in backup. It is called the attorney. The attorney is ten times slimier and smells like garbage.

[GeishaStarStudios101]

Good morals to that.

[TheEwa000]

acid is legal in japan. isnt it?

[TooPrettyToDoMath]

Best. Bedtime Story. Ever

[BurpAtTheMoon]

I WAS having lunch.....

[Cr1ms0nW0lf]

what the fuck just happened!!

[iKamification]

After watching so many of these Japanese commercials..I just don't know what to do anymore..

[Cheapcosplayers009]

mmm?

[shipthepuddi]

HMMM?

[ValtronW]

What......................is it?

[ismael12231]

kung pow reference "What in gods name is that thing''

[luminusprotect]

Asuka kazama why did you became a mom?

[somechickygirl]

I'm pretty sure this a show about a girl who can see people for what they really are. That "hmm" is really annoying me.

[378kevi873]

Fuck this, I've watched enough hentai to know where this is going.

[zZzAXEzZz]

кто нибудь кроме меня видел грёбанного склизского монстра вместо учителя или мне пора прекращать смотреть хентай???

[okinawa3boy]

COOL JAPAN

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[rugby4456]

mmm?

[FUSHIGIbird]

Well I wouldn't be a bit surprised it teenaged girls actually saw their teachers like that. I remember I HATED my science teacher with a passion.

[HarajukuKitten200]

I'm frecked out and disgusted, thanks Japan ಠ_ಠ

[83ninjawarrior]

:areyoufuckingkiddingme:

[rocketshippturtle]

@ApocalypX What you really should be saying is "I find this incredibly difficult to masterbate to"

[ApocalypX]

what the fuck tahlia

[McSqueaky]

This is actually fucking awesome.

[666sinthetic]

i'm in that weird part of youtube again.

[yarafied]

I was hungry...I guess I lost my appetite

[Estheticienne75]

BEURKKKK.................. X_X !!!!!!

[PaMeLeRs]

WTF?....hmm? lol

[SinTroNeX]

Now recalling all the tentacliest hentai and horror movies i watched in my life there was nothing more weird than this.. But all that previous path somehow prepared me so i kinda liked what i've seen, but still feeling weird

[FlamingAtheist]

dem..... eyes?

[raizencobra]

Hmmn?

[Limeni69]

Japan WTF serizawa?

[CharmieKid]

......Were the Japanese just designed to be strange?

[catp120496]

@CharmieKid yup! :)

[LordIncompetent]

@CharmieKid YES.

[oOninellaOo]

@CharmieKid It's weird but i like it xd but this is too freaky though ;x

[MrGmodlol61]

I don't get it, why did they can a glass of water?

[Digitalsp33r]

Wait, what? This seems like a haruhi suzumiya fanmovie, but what?

[snowrabbit22]

and then i thu up

[SandwichAndCereal]

I Don't want to live on this Planet Anymore.....

[1stpltpkmnTR]

@SandwichAndCereal I WANT TO BE A CELESTRIAN AGAIN!!! *its from dragon quest 9*

[MrGmodlol61]

@SandwichAndCereal I know right, who puts water in cans...

[staedltersucks]

and it all made perfect sense

[Bulkasme]

i can't watch even the first 30 seconds of this sh... video!

[mrfuzzizeable]

.....



[wingbull2009]

1:53

Wtf D:?

[101lichking101]

heee... it fricken tickles my neck

[missalicehale]

its a can of sake not water :U

[superawesomerichard]

kill it with fire

[shonenarts23]

ewwwwwww what in the world will do that kind of drama in japan?

[ihatebakersfield]

It's Haruhi Suzimiya day after a bad dream!!

[SergioSource]

is this supposed to be a metaphor of how she is disgusted by him?

[actionist1983]

Another Hiroshima survivor! 

[mewmewzarukoxkagome]

2:27 thats one way to say Bullshit

[kukingina]

lol at the little kid in the end basically telling her mom to Fuck off

[acethejacob]

I dont know what just happened, butI 'm geting a shower!

[robotnikkkk1]

=THAT'S CREEPY=........

[Saofeng19]

Sailor uniform girl + freaky...monster....thing.....­.

ITS A LIVE ACTION HENTAI!!!

[thejuns22]

WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK.

[rp1990000]

Hemorrhoids can speak Japanese

[Tsunxdere69]

...I don't gargle frequently, but my face looks nothing like that

[Gourry334]

Hot Japanese mom is hot!

[pistonar]

I know someone must have said this already, but I can't resist: I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.:)

[Atychiphobic23]

where's the vaccine????



[OlaCola03]

Mmm?

[Linwefication]

Ahahaha) make sure you wash your hanfs, before talking to Japanese girls))

[kiittyOO7]

Hahaha! Fun xD!

[TheSinanex]

WHAT THE LIGIT FUCK

[HDGodStyle]

@TheSinanex what the legit unlegit sideways anal fuck... we're talking about japan here we have to get a little crazy otherwise it looks like we're way behind.

[popaddict]

I was eating. There goes my f*cking appetite.

[Yony42]

wtf japan, seriously?

[TheCrazyMiget]

I dropped my mini beef frank when I realized it was the same color as that thing. o___o

[ladyecroft]

WTF... Awesome!!!

[Lanephotography222]

I seriously have to give this video credit. Nothing I have seen has ever made me the least bit queezy or nauseous ever since I was a little kid, and that's saying alot. I've seen gross shit. This video almost made me throw up.

[TheCrazyMiget]

@Lanephotography222 I've seen 2 girls 1 cup and didn't get sick, but when I watched this. . . DUDE. D:

[Lanephotography222]

@TheCrazyMiget I know, the way he oozes is disgusting...but I think it's the sound effects that get me.

[GoncaloMartins1]

Reminds me of Tentai Senshi Sunred.

[Lanephotography222]

The fuck??

[gehiro14]

ok, were freaking over the wierd beast thing, yet why is the mother reading that book to her child? this is how hitler was formed.....

[mr4METALLICA]

@Dan17800 yeah and thats why they're the most technological advanced country in the world!

[andiimmts]

are the 3:09 minutes more weird in my life

[MRSiL3NTxKiLL]

did the dread blue waffle mutate?!

[91lilkolo]

why is she letting that thing touch her? mmm....

[ThatNoodle]

... wat

[irishdude69]

i kept making random gaggin noises.....DX

[deathlyreaper996]

I mean...like....really Japan? ಠ_ಠ

[kikichickybabe]

f*** the world, thats nasty

[NazsayandMegan]

wtf is the ending about like did he not wash his hands he got like that and y did the girl call him a pervert GAAHHHHHHHHHH IM TOOO CONFUSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[BryanTheDoomBringer]

watched the disgusting thing, paused the vid, read comments, watch the thing again, got out

[JVRbobbett]

WTF!!!

[ArisuDark]

ಠ_ಠ.....

[mitroshelionyous]

The ending is the best part

[yossarian8080]

hmmm? hmmmmm..

[Dinker27]

Monster? Does that look like a monster to her? I've seen her as she steps on them and snuffed out his life. She's the monster.

[skiel666]

You got issues Japan

[pouria007]

0:00-1:40 I seen enough porn to know where this is going

[SpyrosMommi]

I knew this was going to be gross as soon as I heard the squishy splashy noises.

[pitiponk1]

ROFLMAO XD

[MagicMarkF2]

this is SICK

[IamMr0]

God, I was worried this would turn out to be Japanese porn.

[DolgVlaPet]

This is normal on meth.

[XxHellenCroosxX]

i was eating when i see this

[mcrfanabasowattvon]

what's that thing even sopoused to be?

[mcrfanabasowattvon]

eeeeeeeeeeewwww!

[Marek341pl]

It sounds like a blowjob

[ExodusExplicit]

Well...I wanted to visit Japan, not so sure now.

[Einherjar616]

Nothing beats coming home to a cool can of water.

[salazar84]

So... that's how saya no uta feels like huh?

[PandaGirl912]

When I'm older, if I have kids, I want this book to read to them.

[EatNipples]

water in a canned-glas?

[GoblinXXX]

@EatNipples Compared to refrigerated vending machine panties, a canned glass of water is positively normal.

[TheFailure911]

pichaatorotorotorotobaaaat LOL

[9alaxy]

i just love japanese sound effects- dorodorodooottaaaaaa!!!!!!! XD

[TheKnucklesChaotix]

That was probably one of the weirdest things I've ever seen.

[snekutis741]

are you insade if u set it on fire it will explode

[GoblinXXX]

@snekutis741 Good point. Try throwing salt on it, and if that doesn't work, liquid nitrogen!

[horasuke]

世界の食事中だった人たちゴメンなさい

[dogeymon83]

What is WRONG with the japanese people??

[evaamv]

@dogeymon83

What is WRONG with the japanese people??

What is WRONG with the American people??!!??