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  • dude! where's my car?!

  • "Hmmm a car behind me moving? That cant be my car, I am afterall HERE..."

    How STUUUPID CAN YOU GETTTT?

  • ok 4 one that was stuupid becuz it took a few seconds for the car to actually start rollin and 2 becuz the guy waznt payin attention ur a dumbass and where the fuck did a tire come from and he just take his time dnt give a fuck that his car is in a ditch might have ben a hobo in the ditch ya wat now u culd have been a murderur o well

  • so much for the silent tires.

  • where the fuck was the tire from

  • What a dump Ass!

  • It's a good thing the Hells Angels was there.

  • @HotCet

    Really, you think it matters who was there?

  • He Wanted That To Happen

  • fake

  • thats a big ditch

  • wow he saw that the car was gone and he didnt care. then pipol came and got on his case 4 not caring so he pretended to care. I bet that car was a rental or somethin lol.

  • Borat: In U S and A car drives you

  • I love how he turns around and his cars gone...GONe....NOT FUCKING THERE and he just keeps filling up the gas tank. WTF!!!11111eleveneleven

  • "Did you fix the parking brake?"

    "Uhh, what?"

    *Van crashes in the ditch*

  • How can someone be this stupid? And i dont mean not noticing his car rolling away... I mean putting the car in neutral and not park! How can you be this oblivious when you have probably been driving for 20+ years or more?!

  • @0:54 man through little speaker "Uh sir we are going to have to ask you not to throw the gas nozzle on the ground or we will have to ask you to leave"

  • How is this a fail?? The car just wanted to play hide and seek.

    Cars with Hide and Seek funtion

    WIN

  • @Ted7864 Hide and Seek funtion = Spelling Fail

  • What a doof!

  • Hmm what's more important here... a 5 dollar pre pay to fill up a small gas tank.... or a 20,000 dollar truck........

    OBVLIOUSLY... that five dollar gas tank!!!! Shit, you can get a new truck no problem and the insurance claim, no sweat but FUCK THAT'S FIVE DOLLARS MAN!!! Don't kid around with that shit!!!

  • good thing hells angils came to tell him his car is in the dich

  • that mustwas a stick shift

  • Hmm. Did this guy left the car on neutral? D:

  • LMAO is he blind?

  • lol he did'nt notis it

  • this man is a patriot

  • that must be a Hybrid

  • Is this guy a fucking IDIOT or what?

  • that guys an idiot you see your car starts rolling da ! run after it he keeps pumping fuel and and watches hey buddy are you married if so im sure theres plenty of guy that would have pump your wife if you caught her would you stand there and watch and masturbate clown to idiot LOL

  • oh!!! f**k me that is what he thought

  • this is y u set ur emergency brake

  • @ 0:42 He Was Like WTF? Oh Well...

  • this guy makes me feel like a winner

  • this guy is retard

  • Pay for your fuel asshole dont drive off.

  • He's having a bad day.

  • theres someone driving the car...

  • thats a retard. he looks up and keeps pumping that gas. haha. Like Hoffajmy said he didnt care about his wife she must have been a nag that day.

  • #LOL

  • Dude, wheres my car?

  • good thing the hells angles where there to help out.

  • i like how he finished filling the can..

  • funniest part was how he looked around and then immediatly went into denial, like if he kept pumping it would all miraculously not have happened.

    Guy---"Would've worked too, if it wasn't for those meddling people..." ::throws down nozzle in disgust::

    LOL.

  • another sucessfull insurance claim

  • You know what would make an absolutely perfect ending for this video? If the pump handle sparked and caught fire when he threw it to the ground. :)

  • Okey? ?

  • Dude, where's my car?

  • hahah about to say the same thingy lol

  • this guy makes Bush look like a genius....

    I guess it better than driving off still attached to the pump....

  • it went in the ditch. i like how he kept pumping after he saw his car was gone.

  • is that fake cause you cant see the car

  • no, its 100% real.

  • @ausmcc are you a dumbass? he didnt put it in park

  • @ilovepen15balls ok but it wasnt moving b4 fuckwad

  • what a dick lol

  • ha half way thru filling the tank he looked back like fuck!!! i did it again!! lol

  • ahah niccee

  • lol

  • you dont drive do  you?

  • what a baloon head.

  • haha passiert

  • da isn auto ins wasser gefahren! egal erstmal voll tanken. Lmao

  • thats shay carl

  • lmao he is like o is that my car? o well. then the cops and people come over and are like wtf man get ur car!!!! and he's like GOD DAMNTI!

  • yeah we saw it too

  • retards, we all know one.

  • thats a cop next to biker lol, on his shoulder u can see the emblem

  • omg:L

  • the bikers are all "WTF dude?"

  • aaaawkwaaard .....

  • stupid piece of shit

  • LOL!

  • hahah he was more worried about pumping his gasoline...

  • i can haz reimbursement?

    ^_^

  • He looks back sees his truck is not there and then goes back to filling up his fuel container?

  • No, he looks to see what that crashing sound was, fails to notice his car is missing, then returns to filling his jerry can

  • lololol thats perfect

  • hahahahaa

  • haha omg that sucks

  • FAT + UGLY = DEMENTIA !!

  • dude wheres my car?

  • haha the guy looked at it then looked back at the gas container

  • "when I don't see it - it doesn't happen" ^^

  • It sneaked away O.o

  • Dude: "Naw guys don't worry. I've done this before."

  • Those damn fumes.. Hahahaha

  • lol the cop got pissed at him when he threw the gas nozel down

  • wheres my car?

  • Don't worry... He's white. You know he got insurance.

  • Dont worry.... you're a faggot. I know you've got a dick in your ass

  • Oh, that is my car... lol'z

  • duhhhhhhhh ......

  • Drunk.

  • his wife was in the car, thats why he didnt run after it.

  • HAHA

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  • Well... At least he remained calm... Seeing as he didn't even run after the car or visibly throw a fit.

  • he is a sharp one

  • WTF 0:40

  • what a a retard

  • Wow...he is slow. lol

  • How did he not notice at 0:40 ?!?!?

  • like it how he sees the car movin then continues 2 fill up the jerry can

  • Lol

  • What a goof lol

  • guess he doesnt need the gas anymore.

  • wow lol

  • damn retard looks around like oh what happen? hahha everyone is lookin like OH SHIT! how do you not hear it start moving?

  • Hah, looks like the car is trying to escape having that fat ass sit back in it's seat.

  • Dude, where's my car?

  • Haha nice.

  • The stupid guy didn't even care

    Lo0ol

  • Is he dead?

  • autobots ROLL OUT....!!!!!!!

  • hilarious comment of all time

  • Why should he stop filling his gas container, he couldn't stop the car... :P

  • LMAO yea no need to hurry xDD your car isnt going no were now lolz

  • Oh.. my car's driving away? I think I'll finish this first... Dumbass, lol

  • he is planing and maybe he try sue to gas station

  • lol stupid i cant believe he just stood there like dur da durrr

  • OMFG what a retard

  • He kept on filling the can? WTF!?

  • This was in AUSTRALIA !!!

  • Then.... why are they driving on the right side of the road instead of the left?! XD

  • he is more concerned about filling his gas container then his car

  • dumb ass

  • what a sneaky car

  • he looks... "wheres my car? ah nevermind i must fill my bottle..." :D:D

  • the first time he looked, he didn't even notice lmao

  • this makes me feel better after having drove off with the pump handle still in the car lol i broke it off the machine lol i feel so dumb for doing it but this guy makes me feel like an fn genius

  • i like how he keeps filling his gas can up, looks away sees his car has rolled away, and contines to pump gas, what a douchebag!

  • fake 4 sure..

  • his car died

  • no, it committed suicide

  • wow how long does it take to notice its his car

  • Where does it give you the indication that he was American? Is it possible that it could be in a different country that happens to have their driver's side doors on the left? Or is it also possible that he might be foreign IN the United States? It doesn't matter though... Whatever country you live in is obviously not as modern or powerful... Because if it was, then we would all be hating on YOU and calling YOU stupid, now wouldn't we? Douche bag.

  • definitely well played at the end there haha

  • Shut uuupppp it's an american cop ya dick

  • Country-wise, you're limited to Canada or the States here.

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  • meaning some people are stupid, why limit it to americans?

  • big Fukin oops!!! HAHA

  • did he die?

  • Moron

  • ha ha ha ha the funniest part is that he looked up and still didn't notice

  • haha what an idot

  • haha wow............ your comment was great comedy to me, thank you ^_^

  • i'm watching this shit on drugs..and it's funny. lol.

  • Blaze then failblog! besides the fact that this guy is a moron with too many things on his mind (filling 1 gas can) Fords do slip out of gear on everything but their trucks

  • i watch failblog on drugs too. you deserve a thumb pointing in the upwards direction

  • this seems too good to be true... my theory is that he is trying to get some sort of insurance settlement... notice how when he fills up the can hes pretty intent on staring at the ground and pretty much burying his face in the gas can. also his lack of an initial reaction followed by gingerly throwing the hose on the ground and stopping to pick it up and put it back in the pump. im no expert on insurance payouts but its hard to believe that someone who cared about their car woudl act liek that

  • also notice the fact that when he turned around the first time he "didn't notice anything" and went back to filling up his can...

  • ya it does seem really suspicious, maybe he was on a lot of drugs and thought that he imagined the car rolling away. I don't know how anyone could be so unresponsive to something like that.

  • lol

    i love reading pplz arguments

  • seen it SO DONT HILIGHT IT!

  • he's acting like "Bah! i can buy a new one"

    .. or he's trying to hide his STUPIDITY

  • how can you not hear a 5,000 pound vehicle fall on a hill?? LOL

    thats why people should ALWAYS use the hand break..just incase you asidently forget to put the transmission on Park...

    but cant help stupid people from themselfs i guess :p

  • DUMASS

  • HAHAHAHAHHA!!

  • Dude, where's my car?

  • lol

  • NO WAIT CAR THERE ARE OTHER WAYS!!!!

  • DRUNK... How long before he knew it was HIS car? I can picture the scene, it was noon, Saturday, he was mowing the yard while guzzling down some brews and ran out of gas. Half blitzed, he went to get a gallon of gas and forgot to set the brake in his drunken stupor... Yeah that about fits.

  • hes just like. oh wait.. WTF?! wheres my car!?

  • Dude where the car?

  • dude? how do you **** that up?!

    put the handbreaks on, put it in park, etc. You don't just walk out of the car.

  • even if you do, you should notice the car roling away.

    AND you should deffinitly hear it go over the edge, and how about looking to see what happened to it, this guy looks, sees that his car isn't there anymore, and continues to fill up his jerrycan... epic fail

  • how the hell did that happen? It was a downhill?

  • he still didn't kno that its his car...

    till when he really look back...

  • don't worry my car's coming back

  • What's a handbrake?

  • theres a regular break then theres a "hand" break that you have to put manually

    in cars it looks like a stick you pull back...in trucks and SUVs its usually a small pedal on the far left next to the break..older models have a "pull and turn" break type

    its used for parking on uphill/downhill for extra protection

    but this guy didnt even put it on park...probably neutral LOL

  • i cannot believe people STILL cannot tell the fucking difference between BREAK and BRAKE.