NovaWar Says Game 5 -- Starcraft 2 [LAGTV]

[iiGUNN3R]

LiquidPuk ............

[DeathLord9999]

Why not Fusion of 2 DT = 1 Archon (2x) ?  =D

[smartwizardst1]

What happened to the couple of fully upgraded carriers?

Cloaked carriers with momma and void support would have done sooo much damage in the hands of mighty MaximusBlack. Sour about them being so unremembered.

[TechKickers]

Wasnt Bob in a WCF?

[acesneeks]

OCD build: Must build one of each unit in order before starting again. Must build one of each building possible.

[Rayquaza911]

ahaha u newb

[zimri19]

how could the terran have so little army, he must have had like 20.000 minerals, if he was just slightly less newb, jeff would have easily won this.

[Taran858]

What about two motherships. lol. That would be funny if you could.

[Td260]

Why no carriers?

[SteveOTheMan16]

you should have used all bobs against bob xD

[tatonkatart]

Noah had seven of each animal that was considered pure and two of each other animal that wasn't bouse.

[CiabataTv]

the intro is fucking bawsy

[EntropyVX]

You would beat Artosis with this build. He can't even beat 1 of every unit! "HOW DO YOU BEAT 1 OF EVERYTHING" - Artosis

[RedWolfCid]

thoritary fortress.

[haveabeautifultime]

planetary fortress rush next time you play protoss on a close base. its an all in but will make for a good game.

[MrChoboStarcraft]

Nascar build, 3/3 Hellions, :)

[HouseDweller]

and 1 Mothership ! you gotta build it

[desenutz18]

if you gonna talk shiet..man up and stay in the game..and let them respond!

[BattlePopeV2]

Have you guys thought about maybe pulling a random fan every episode to play with Jeff? That way Adam can tell two people what to do, and hopefully you can find someone better than the Terran player in this video.

[BboyEricLiu]

The Landmine Build: Only burrowed banelings allowed in a fight.

[TheRealYngin]

Y U NO MAEK CARRIURS!!!

Carrier VR DT Mommaship OP!

[evanscop]

2D build: only build units that can only attack either ground to ground or air to air. No units or abilities that can affect/attack both. Giraffes are out since they can be attacked as an air unit.

[DoublesOK]

Street Smarts build: jeff is terran and he cann't build any tech labs

[KingBobXVI]

What, no carriers? Two of everything, you got a fleet beacon, an no carriers?

No love :(

[MarsDaRipper]

come on maximus give him advices that he can win the game nevertheless...!

[NickJPepper]

Giraffe all of the things, all over the map, and by that i mean 2. Epic quote

[KyonGamer]

Fun Zerg novawars says ...queens and spines only and spores

[HitmanReborn9999]

The Burn Baby Burn Baby Build :For Terran only hellions,but if u get zerg Fungle army

[KnightOfAmarCostume]

HE NEEDS GATEWAYS lol

[Lostincyberspace100]

How about "the shared base build".

He is only allowed to build attacking units inside the enemy base, preferably playing terran.

[triplebog]

I like the "I heard you like bases" build, just with also having missle turrets. (PF's and Missile turrets)

[baldie80]

sour about not seeing any sentries...2 of them would have DEFINITELY have won you that game...theorycrafting? FAIL!

[slashkamei]

cannon rush only!

[PiemanXX]

You can only build one type of unit at a time.

If you want to change that unit, you have to destroy the tech tree for the old one.

[mcyav]

this is the new protoss 1-1-1

[Azurael1]

Next in protos should be: You can build ONLY DT's, PROBES and WARP PRISMS

[MIhailHNT]

you are only allowed to play with your mouse in left hand and keyboard in right

[ig33ku]

OMG u newb? lol

[ig33ku]

Nova says, "You can only touch yourself."

[emdeck80]

use only ravens and 1 bunker per each base (with 4 marines) for protect

[felix8m8]

NovaWar says: You have to win the game while this song is playing /watch?v=WYeDsa4Tw0c if the song end you have to gg! p.s. : Novawar start the song when he want

[atomheartother]

This has 4 times "When Cheese Fails"'s views.

Awesome!

[Bbop78]

Get a strategy with at least a fighting chance!

[minarikp]

Denial: Only allowed to 1. kill supply 2. block path (with buildings, FFs, mass changelings), 3. Destroy Creep tumors. 4. Spit slime on the buildings with the Overseeer. 5. If your partner is a noob (s/he is :)) then you can destroy buildings to win the game. Destorying units is not allowed, only to defend yourself.

[minarikp]

Fear of the dark: Only allowed to attack when you cannot be seen: Roach couts as a burrowed unit as long as you infiltrate and don't go head up first. Infestors can spawn Indested Terrans or use fungal during infiltrations. Neaural Parasite units can be used as well. Changeling is a dark unit too. :) Banshee, ghost. Raven explosive, auto turret, point defense drone. DarkTemplar, Observer of course. And anything under a Mothership. Cliffs can be used as well to attack from. Gl hf.

[TheBlueJamie]

Novawar Says - Be Invisible, See invisible: Cloak/Burrow and detector units only.

[MAGfloat10]

"Bob the Protos!" Prizeless

[Seraphil1]

"Protoss Pylon Power" build: In order to build new buildings, you must build pylons to connect them to the nexus. You must build pylons by existing buildings, and they must connect to a nexus in the chain. If you want to build in a new spot, you must build a nexus first.

[SFarri145]

Ok, here's my idea, only allowed to build the first unit (Eg marines lings zealots) but he has to fast expand twice XD. I used to think you guys were boring, but then I took an arrow to the knee

[recanem]

My suggestion you can build what ever you want but you need to state in the [All] channel, what your building or your partner has built.

[SirGecko01]

HEY Suggestion: You can build 1 unit of every type of unit you want every minute. For example: At min 5, you would only be able to have 10 Zerglings or/plus 5 Roaches. At minute 6, 6 Roaches, 6 Hydras, 6 mutas. So, the advantage of this is that at mid game if you lost your army, you could build anther 15 mutas if you survived untill min 15. + Any other unit you want, like: Min 15, 15 mutas, 15 roaches, 30 zerglings, 15 Hydras. I think its good! Hard thing will be survive the first 10 minutes. :)

[LetsPlayOblivious]

lmao amazing

[alexisaranguren]

guys u need t o think better the NOVAsays ... crazy tactics, but that can ACTUALLY win a game ... pd. i type me comment at the youtube search O_o , time to sleep

[SirGecko01]

@alexisaranguren LOOOOL

[FireFlight13]

Here's one: alternate between trolling the opponents and actually building every 2 in-game minutes. You can only either troll or build for each 2 minute block.

[BinaryHelix86]

That was a good game, I think that you would do so much better if you would explain to your partner what the hell your doing so he could react accordingly though...

[Jaegerwolf]

As Terrans, the "Subsidized Healthcare build" Can make only biological units (save for SCVs) , each must have their own medic.

As Zerg: "Thundering Herd" Can only attack with Ultralisks

As Protoss: "Electric Highway" Can only make Probes and Cannons. Can NOT cannon rush, but must chain Pylons and Cannons where ever you go.

[courteibutt]

@Jaegerwolf Oh my god, that "Subsidized Healthcare build" is SO AMAZING >.<

[582Thomas]

@Jaegerwolf I thought SCVs were biological.

[zimri19]

@582Thomas bio and mech in fact, which means they can be both repaired and healed.

[decoy134]

@Jaegerwolf SCV's count as biological :)

[MaxTheWay]

@Jaegerwolf I made electric highway, wasn't a succes at all. But very fun to do!

[OpsTeam14]

Y U NO ARCHON!?

[200kroneblank]

You can only build Sentries \ Infestor \ Raven dependant on race

[200kroneblank]

You can only mine from your partners mineral line

[200kroneblank]

Protoss suggestion - You can only have 4 units for each Gateway you got. 2 GWs = 8 units allowed.

[SkylerZX]

I like it how it was "back up those marines, he'll kite you", then when your Zealots arrived, it was all "ok now go"...

[blessed871129]

Massive balls build : Archon all of the things

[FIR92]

"not the gangbang build." HAHAHAHA my flatmate thought I lost my mind when I heard this

[Snommelp]

Zerg: Can only attack through Nydus Networks.

[Soulbinder2]

dude do a dt army

[MrFrankenstein155]

"you must construct additional pylons build" you may not have more units than buildings ( excluding workers)

[longlastingluke]

Mouse Clicks Only

NO keyboard use at all

[AnselmWiercioch]

Just giraffe ALL the things!

And by that, I mean two.

[Rasa1717]

How about the "I heard you like bases" build. Jeff is only allowed to build Polanetary Fortodsos and few marines.

[RPBiohazard]

@Rasa1717 *Polanetary forotdds

[turtleking9999]

Noah's ark was 7 of every clean animal.

[baldie80]

@turtleking9999

so what Protoss units are "clean"?

Good point though, thought of this myself at the beginning too :)

[firebos7]

You can only cause the enemies units? (Cause seige to splash their own army/ use infestors to parasite the enemy units/ build a base with their units etc)

[10Kernel01]

i think you should have transitioned from dt harrass to 2 phoenix, 2 voids, 2 carriers harrass

then full ground army (including archons) + momma ship to deny expansions

then starve them

[Oratio79]

I want to see a build where Jeff can only mine minerals. He can build everything he wants but if he needs gas he has to ask his teammate.

[MrLoveStarcraft]

Try to win a game but don't finish off your opponent (cripple them but not so much because they will gg and mass expand will give yo u way ahead)before you finish off your teammate and make him watch the game LOL

[patroyyuki]

2 bobs making bobs.....

[TheSazbak]

You can only harvest minerals from bases that you don't have cc/hatch/nexus.

[TheSazbak]

After you have dropship you have to regularly drop workers in the opponent's bases and steal some of their minerals/or you can only do worker drop harass.

[TheSazbak]

You can only make Observers/Medivac/Overlords. :D

[TheSazbak]

You can do anything you want but every time before you start attacking you must use the /dance command.

[drakoman7294]

The gods build: 1 thor and many Vikings

[HouseDweller]

@drakoman7294 Dude it;s a WIN ! :D

[MrHickie]

im waiting on "you can only build carriers"

[MrDummyHalf]

@hodder200 thats a fucking cool idea!

[MrDummyHalf]

The great god Oden blessed us with one of his mighty sons. Thor. Also, the great raiding warriors as his minions. The vikings. Oden demands the raiders attack with the one and only Thor, a troop carrying war ship, and as many of his minions as you can muster.

[tyrongkojy]

Why wasn't he allowed 7 of some unit types? You know, for the animal sacrifices later on?

[haveabeautifultime]

not trying to talk shit, my first game ever i 2 dt a guy who three gate pushed me and he base raced them but i had cannons at my mineral line by the time he ran down there. So a 2 dt instant push works against protoss. Also i know you like cheese. A side mineral line proxy pylon then forge by it followed by a cannon on the low line in the nook of the forge pylon then a cannon high 1 pylon then double cannon. thats how easy it is to beat anyone who doesn't scout base sides.

[afuzzywatermelon]

Love the series

How bout a build of Zerg units can't go off creep. Or maybe no add ons for Terran or u can only you can only attack if u have expanded.

[NightmareCrab]

Suggestion: Build Only Probes,SCVs,Drones and only Nexi and Gas mining structures.

You give all the money and gas to your teammate.

Its kinda lame but if the teammate is skilled he can really do some shit with basicly double his income.

[shoseki]

no archons, no carriers, no sentries, no stalkers

[bendyamin86]

Noah's Arc had 7 pairs of each clean animal and 1 pair of each unclean animal... zzzzzzz

[MrLiquidShadow]

infesteted build: you are only allowed to use infestors, but you may neural parasite an enemy probe/scv and build terran/toss units of your own to fight the enemy :)

good luck, have badman!

[messi996]

@MrLiquidShadow that dosnt work vs terran:(, took me 3 min to make my command center

[Phandiw]

Y'know, when you do stupid retarded shit without telling your partner, you just increase ill-will. If y'at least have the courtesy to tell him "Hey, bro, this game I'm going to be a fucking retard, just GG out if ya don't find this kind of thing funny", you at least save him some time.

[cutmanmike]

Rules - You can do whatever you want, but every minute you have to tell your enemies what you and your ally are doing.

[IKaruss94]

Idea for ProToss - only CARRIERS & MAMA-SHIP =)))

[Kehoeman1]

@IKaruss94 thats so typicall of for a crazy protoss build "Just carriers and Motherships" be a bit more creative.

[noxaeXXX]

Only allowed to use overstimmed marines

[DearBossMusic]

Novawar Says sucks at the moment. It needs to be more extreme trolling. Using builds that will never never result in you winning. And yes, you need to tell your ally what you are doing, for lulz.

[126matt1]

do only dt :)

[SeedsOfHate01]

Novawar says: you are only allowed to attack to supplyblock your enemies.

If you break the rule killing other enemy units/ structures in the attack you have to punish yourself supplyblocking your own base.

You are allowed to defend however.

[1984Phalanx]

@SeedsOfHate01 See now that might actualy allow jeff to win rather than ensuring a loss. I like it.

[japetsgmail]

Do "Test AI" - no attack, attack move commands, only move. :)

[kamikazejo]

Novawar says you're only allowed to build Protoss Administrators.. haha XD

[goodmagitian]

as zerg you are only allowed to build infestors. with them you have to take control over a worker of the enemy team and build up with their race

[coolkiddq]

Your not allowed to build any units from the advanced buildings, only the basic ones. Also no attacking until 10 minutes into the game.

[IBrowneeI]

My suggestion, again... Carriers. Only Carriers. Carriers everywhere, before they leave us ;_;

[BengoManiff]

@IBrowneeI i think massing 1 unit isn't that special, templars or infestors would be okay, but massing an unit that can attack is boring

[IBrowneeI]

@BengoManiff Yes, but this is massing a unit that costs a shit load, takes forever to come out, and actually has crap defense and takes longer than any other unit to start attacking. Hence why nobody uses them and it's one of the units being taken out.

[hotrod101h]

Only nukes to attack. GO!

[Delirium619]

I made that suggestion! Although I called it the Nova's ark build, you guys are awesome

[icebear129]

Mass Templars next one ! Like he can only use dark and high temps

[runedeadthA]

Ideas: Cannon Conga Line: Make a line of cannons touching each other all the way across the map to the enemy base.

Floors made of Lava: On a map with lots of plataus you cannot have any unit/building touch the lower ground.

[awilla89]

Yo LifesAGlitchTV, do a video discussing the effects of the American made bill SOPA and the Protect IP Act. The two acts have the very likely possibility of destroying Youtube. I like WCF and would rather not have to pop a cap in a senator's ass if this passes. Peace.

[Klepatar]

Should have been that he cant use a unit unless its in pairs

[Candid8C]

Next protoss build should be the "the best defence is the best offence" - Only allowed to build sentries and immortals. Hardened shields and guardian shields will fire off in glorious harmony!

[sdgundum990]

Go only attacking units are Hydralisk.

[sdgundum990]

that magical micro man

[whitereflex]

Go Terran and Vikings only.

Would be crazy watching him trying to micro them to attack air and ground :D

[Aversesup]

"ok cause it didn't" I Lolled

[MatRavven]

Here's an idea: You can only attack enemy WORKERS. You can do it any way you like, but you cannot kill any units or buildings; just workers. You starve them to death!

[cmullins69]

We are a team!

[deadlizard64]

You must build a Mothership and max out on probes

[5minprod]

mass carriers and with a mothership, kill all those framerates

[RobinHood3000]

What, no Archons? =p

How about the Crossfire restriction? You can only attack ground units with air units, and you can only attack air units with ground units. Any units that disobey are to be executed.

[ToRZanderax]

What about Archon Toilet?

[jacobhill1925]

only zealots all the time



[Psonobody]

"unfortunately this is the noah's arc build and not the gang bang build"

[ProfessorOak420]

I would say this is good training for Jeff, giving himself a severe handicap will force him to be creative and think outside the box. Thus in the end better his overall skill at the game.

[holyscythe]

Like the series, but Adam needs to put way more thought into it. Almost every single idea in the comments, in my opinion, are better then his seemingly impromptu decisions.

[MatRavven]

@holyscythe Errr... did you watch the video? He said the idea came from a fan suggestion...

[MrBuzzdady]

(when playing with a zerg player) Can only attack the enemy when your partner is expanding, and you must attack with everything (besides workers)

[Zephaeon]

You can only build units that attack air. They can't attack ground. Enjoy!

[whitereflex]

@Zephaeon Could he not then just mass Phoenixes and use graviton beam? :D

[Zephaeon]

@whitereflex I hadn't thought about that, but it's fine - he hates Phoenixes :D

[jgrimmier]

What, episode 5? Youtube shitting the bed once again. At least I got 4 more of these to watch tonight though!

[Assassamilation]

lol that was great. I wanna see some kiwikaki mothership play like whenever your enemy tries to engage your army you just mass recall to their base or the gang bang build aka mass dt's. Keep up the good work.

[hodder200]

As Terran, only infantry units are allowed but they may only attack from inside bunkers.

[desoldeben]

This is called 'buildings dun deserve upgrades' it only can be done for terran.

Terran structures cannot build add-ons. No tech lab and reactor. Cc cannot be turned into planetary or orbital. All the building upgrades in engineering bay cannot be researched. (not that anybody research them anyway. )

If u want to ease up on difficulty, u can allow 1 tech lab to be built and rotated with all the buildings.

[ecmpave]

UUPPPPPGGGRRAAAAADDDDEEEESSSSS­SSSSS

[Erathsmedor]

Here's a similar video.

With only 1 of each unit, in a 1v1

twitch.tv/benovak/b/290910005

[MohitSethi100]

@LifesAGlitchTV

Hey Jeff and Adam:

I have a new idea!

Codename: Splinter Cell

Only build ghosts. Infiltrate the enemy base and spam nukes.

[TheHeret1c]

All sentries. It's stupid, but with good micro it's still very possible to win

[jianpang88]

The Sparta Build: Turtle until 200/200 supply with none of it as worker units, then right before the attack, cry out to all: "THIS IS SPARTA!!"

[GKFC]

You need to rethink these a bit...

While it's been kind of fun watching MB and teammate get (mainly) raped due to horrible restrictions, really need to give a few more builds that give them a chance to win. Especially if the other player is a newb...

[bluefire4000]

11:55 "I can't stand when people tell me what to do." Jeff you realize you are playing a NovaWars says game right?

[santa0704]

this series is cool and i enjoy the games, but it just feels sour when you put him up against impossible odds :/ at least give him a chance to win

[Mirza839]

I was gonna be a dick......

BUT THEN YOU BECAME A PUSSY

i cant stop laughing

[AnacondaHL]

Not a good episode. Jeff whined too much and cared too much about trying to win

[Locimed]

The best suggestion is still "only allowed to move units on Creep"

[Barothermograph]

NovaWar, This is a pretty good idea. I can't wait to see how this turns out

.

[Wow03100]

You could have done an arcon toilet

[Tagrineth]

Mr. Maximus Black, you forgot Carriers. XD

[PhillyWild302]

WE ARE A TEAM DAMMIT!!!!

[Snommelp]

As Terran: any time a building is damaged AT ALL, it must lift off and move somewhere else (unless it can't lift off, clearly).

[NickmanGiovanni]

hahahah im hilarious, and you're drunk. Keep making me laugh!