One time Marlon Sims had a fight with a tank and won by punching throught the armour with his bare hand and tearing the crews hearts out with the same 'tiger claw' he used in his san fransisco street fight. He then ate the tank afterwards but wasnt satisfied so took on a nuclear missile one on one and then ate its remains
Marlon Sims unofficial record is 3,042,692 and zero. He does not count his loss at the Ultimate Fighter because it wasnt a street fight. Marlon Sims was offered to play the roll as wolverine in the movie "x-men" but turned it down because he didn't want to downplay his toughness.
Marlon Sims is so tough that the US Government pays HIM taxes.
It is illegal for Marlon Sims to masturbate because a nanogram of his sperm could impregnate the entire female population of China and India combined.
This guy talked so much shit on the show. Then when he finally fights he comes out with his chin pointing toward Jupiter, gets dropped with the first punch, then gets throttled into a state of unconsciousness.
Then after he eventually wakes up, to prove how tough he was, he gets drunk and picks a fight with the mildly-retarded Noah. Then he gets a thorough telling-off by baldy, and is sent home to la-la-land.
lol he said he beat up 500 people and that no human could knock him out but a car did once and tht he layed in the intercetion passed out for hours hes a fucking retard but im glad to see he didnt give up fightin after TUF 5
marlon sims is a punk that makes up anything you want to hear. the guy he knocked out must have sucked pretty bad, cause marlon's FAR from world-class.
I heard that Marlon Sims beat Chuck Norris in a street fight. The next night he single handedly ended the conflict in the middle east by fighting every terrorist with his bare hands.
Everyone on the show made fun of him for making up stories of his glorified street fighting record. But after seeing him drink 1/2 bottle of tequilla and let a pro(kinda) fighter take a free shot at his jaw, and whoop his ass, Marlon's got my respect. I hope some day Dana lets him fight in the big show.
lmao @ you accepting all his dumbass excuses. You're like one of those annoying sidekicks that follows douchebags like him around and hang on every word.
What's up with all your anger and disrespect? I assume you just hate Sims and are venting your frustrations on a saturday afternoon while drinking beers at the computer. I don't know the guy, except for what I saw on the show. What have you accomplished?
After this fight, Narlon went out and hunted a sabre tooth tiger without using any weapons. He was still so pumped up from the fight and the lack of competition.
The tiger didn't even last as long as the human opponent.
@raymardo I heard after the fight he went out and rode his motorcycle, some bikers followed him and jumped on the back of his motorcycle. He turned around and knocked them out and then hit a car, went through the windshield and came out without a single scratch. He then was ambushed by 58284528 people and beat them all up in one his legendary street brawls, after that he was showered with fame and glory...but then something strange happened...Marlon Sims woke up from his dream =D.
I remember Marlon having a fight with 7 police dogs
oriley2628 1 month ago
does anyone really know where or what happened to him?
CaBsAv12 3 months ago
Marlon Sims once beat Chuck Norris in an arm wrestle..... to the death
vcvc777 1 year ago
Marlon Sims is still an idiot.
johnjohnmajortom 1 year ago
MR INDESTRUCTABLE!
southerndevil 1 year ago
One time Marlon Sims had a fight with a tank and won by punching throught the armour with his bare hand and tearing the crews hearts out with the same 'tiger claw' he used in his san fransisco street fight. He then ate the tank afterwards but wasnt satisfied so took on a nuclear missile one on one and then ate its remains
clintdelicious 1 year ago
marlon sims is tough like rock
born2fi8 2 years ago
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DrunkenPoetic 2 years ago
Marlon Sims unofficial record is 3,042,692 and zero. He does not count his loss at the Ultimate Fighter because it wasnt a street fight. Marlon Sims was offered to play the roll as wolverine in the movie "x-men" but turned it down because he didn't want to downplay his toughness.
Marlon Sims is so tough that the US Government pays HIM taxes.
It is illegal for Marlon Sims to masturbate because a nanogram of his sperm could impregnate the entire female population of China and India combined.
SexSteakSoda 2 years ago 2
lol at the x men bit, nice job, that was funny, and im a hash judge
IrelandRaven 2 years ago
This guy talked so much shit on the show. Then when he finally fights he comes out with his chin pointing toward Jupiter, gets dropped with the first punch, then gets throttled into a state of unconsciousness.
Then after he eventually wakes up, to prove how tough he was, he gets drunk and picks a fight with the mildly-retarded Noah. Then he gets a thorough telling-off by baldy, and is sent home to la-la-land.
FloorOfTheForest 2 years ago 3
LMAO yeah wtf was with the chin hanging out? Matt Wiman didnt even hit him correctly and he dropped like a sack of shit.
IrelandRaven 2 years ago
This is accurate.
hellohiuhu 2 years ago
lol he said he beat up 500 people and that no human could knock him out but a car did once and tht he layed in the intercetion passed out for hours hes a fucking retard but im glad to see he didnt give up fightin after TUF 5
GhostfaceLaFave 2 years ago
marlon sims is a punk that makes up anything you want to hear. the guy he knocked out must have sucked pretty bad, cause marlon's FAR from world-class.
raoulthompson 3 years ago
He may be a bit of a story teller lol.
but hes still a good fighter i think
blueyedbombshel08 3 years ago
A good fighter? He is 3-3.....thats a good fighter?
iwillfightyou 2 years ago
yes i suppose this is true. Who is it you like ? :)
blueyedbombshel08 2 years ago
He thinks he is a fucking celebrity cause he was on the ultimate fighter 5.
zowert21 3 years ago
which is really funny cos that show made him look terrible. lmao @ his 50 second ko from wiman
raoulthompson 3 years ago
I heard that Marlon Sims beat Chuck Norris in a street fight. The next night he single handedly ended the conflict in the middle east by fighting every terrorist with his bare hands.
zowert21 3 years ago
How Crazy was there fightin the house i wish dana would let them 2 go at it in the octagon
sammy5669 3 years ago
that would destroy alot of the credibility he's brought to mma, think about it.
raoulthompson 3 years ago
Everyone on the show made fun of him for making up stories of his glorified street fighting record. But after seeing him drink 1/2 bottle of tequilla and let a pro(kinda) fighter take a free shot at his jaw, and whoop his ass, Marlon's got my respect. I hope some day Dana lets him fight in the big show.
odysseusnissan 3 years ago
its a pity the guy who cracked him couldnt fight for shit.
IrelandRaven 3 years ago
lmao @ you accepting all his dumbass excuses. You're like one of those annoying sidekicks that follows douchebags like him around and hang on every word.
raoulthompson 3 years ago
What's up with all your anger and disrespect? I assume you just hate Sims and are venting your frustrations on a saturday afternoon while drinking beers at the computer. I don't know the guy, except for what I saw on the show. What have you accomplished?
odysseusnissan 3 years ago
After this fight, Narlon went out and hunted a sabre tooth tiger without using any weapons. He was still so pumped up from the fight and the lack of competition.
The tiger didn't even last as long as the human opponent.
raymardo 3 years ago 8
@raymardo I heard after the fight he went out and rode his motorcycle, some bikers followed him and jumped on the back of his motorcycle. He turned around and knocked them out and then hit a car, went through the windshield and came out without a single scratch. He then was ambushed by 58284528 people and beat them all up in one his legendary street brawls, after that he was showered with fame and glory...but then something strange happened...Marlon Sims woke up from his dream =D.
- Rev
TeHGoodReverend 1 year ago
he'll never fight in the UFC. Ever.
andy42x 3 years ago
i once saw a video him beat up 4 sharks that were trying to eat his boyfriend. then on shore, he killed 6 wild tigers so they could eat.
this other time, he stopped the riots in brazil, he beat up 442 people with his bare hands and they all had weapons.
what a punk...
kavedaddy 4 years ago 13
hes a punk and a liar
dankbud 4 years ago
marlon once beat up three bears in a forrest throwdown
fillycheesefl 4 years ago
300 street fights...lol.
TheBeztVidz 4 years ago
marlon sims is great
pokun0810 4 years ago 2
I met this guy at my Gym. He didn't look like much, in my eyes. NEVER UNDERESTIMATE AN OPPONENT. This dude is one bad m'f..
billyb65 5 years ago