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  • The first twenty seconds of this episode may still be my favorite moment in the show so far. Has me rolling every time.

  • @badmovebaker For me, it's between this and the opening of Mr. Deity and the Good from season two.

  • @misterdeity I would love to agree with you my darling, but I don't think I have been able to watch it... I understand there are some issues (sony?) and when I have gainful employment I shall have to invest in the DVDs. ;)

  • im sure most astrophysicists will love this because of '1' joke XD

  • This is funny.

  • "No, the health plan does not include crucifixion." LOL

  • I knew celine dion was coming

  • OMG why do I find such hilarity freaking FIVE years after it's been made ??? I feel extremely under-a-rock now. Holy crap, this is brilliant ! subbed !

  • @V0r4xiz Ya same here but it's no less brilliant!

  • Jesus was punked. that was good. lol

  • Actually there are some standards of funny. Funny is inherently understood by some but there's definitely and art to it. Those who understand what's funny can make an script funnier, sometimes. This is why comedy writers get paid the big bucks, and good comedy writers get paid more than mediocre ones. Sometimes it's not just being funny, but thinking of enough possibilities quickly so you can pick and choose the funniest stuff. This is why people who are funny are also quick-witted. ;)

  • @spacep0d er *a* script not *an* script. Sorry. :)

  • @spacep0d Thanks for pointing that out. I just wish you had been funnier about it.

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  • @misterdeity You're welcome! I liked your interview on 'Ask An Atheist'. :)

  • i love your videos. they are so original and fresh. very funny. i hope you can make more. im a new subscriber! i've watched about 10 vids so far and love them!

  • cute videos indeed, but I wonder why you'd produce them if you weren't worried about religion in the first place?

    sure seems like atheist evangelism, no?

  • @freedomrace1 Absolutely! I spend a good deal of my time traveling around advocating for Atheism/Humanism/Skepticism/Se­cularism. If you're not worried about religion, you haven't been paying attention for the last 2,000 years. It's dangerous stuff!!!

  • @misterdeity Interesting stuff. Advocating for your laundry list of 'ism's seem to be rather absolutist, which is always dangerous in itself. Wouldn't you say that there is some good in religion your advocacy would cause innocent collateral damage to?

  • @freedomrace1 Absolutist? Because I have a point of view? In real life, we don't ask, "well, is there any good that comes from this?" We ask, "what is the overall balance of good to bad?" There is no system in history that did absolutely NO good. In terms of the good to bad ratio, I don't think that's in question. And the more telling point is that the more religious a society gets -- the more closely it follows its Holy Book(s) -- the worse the world becomes. That's case closed for me.

  • @misterdeity I agree, the sum total is what's relevant, not merely if any good has been done. However, you and your intellectual colleagues seem to highlight the negative religion has caused and obscure, even deny the positive. For example, Hitlerism and Stalinism and Maoism were clearly atheistic doctrines, secular religions if you like, and have caused more suffering than any religiously motivated evil. And the abolitionist movement was predominantly Christian, not atheist. Do I have a point?

  • @freedomrace1 No. Sorry, you don't. First, the totalitarian states of Hitler, Stalin, and Mao were not liberal, secular, democracies. That's what Humanists, Atheists, Skeptics, etc... advocate. Those regimes followed the Christian European model of the totalitarian state -- simply replacing religion with political ideology. And to say that a movement was "Christian" in a a country whose population was 99% Christian is not meaningful. What else would it be? Hindu?

  • @misterdeity My point exactly. Atheists tend to deny most, if not all non-theist wrong doing and inflate theistic malfeasance. To claim that Stalin, Hitler and Mao followed a "Christian European model," in my opinion, is intellectually dishonest. Like I said, they may have been secular religions, but a God-based religion they were not. They did in fact elevate man-kind to the level of God, which is wholly antithetical to normative supra-natural monotheistic religions.

  • @freedomrace1 Well, I'm a secular humanist/Skeptic. Those are the things I believe in. Atheism is merely a statement identifying that I don't believe in any Gods. So you'd have to show me where the secular humanist/skeptics have done great evil, not Nazi's and Communists (I'm against them as much as I'm against religion -- and for the same reasons! Religious folks like yourself need to stop conflating secular humanism/skepticism with totalitarian ideologies.

  • @freedomrace1 As for the claim that the totalitarian regimes of Nazism and Communism were not like those of totalitarian Christian Europe, you are simply not well-informed. Look at the two back to back. They used the same tactics of terror, fear, inquisition and servitude -- they were merely state religions. There were true "Christian" nations before 1776, and people risked their lives to get the hell out of them. When Christians had power, they created hell on Earth. Need I say more?

  • @misterdeity Same for the abolitionist movement. Denying the cause to the end of a universal phenomena in 99.9% Judeo-Christian ethos is also intellectually dishonest. It's interesting that the solid evidence that Christianity was the overwhelmingly predominant religion in America, and "born equal with inalienable rights bestowed by the creator" is not sufficient evidence for it's key role in abolition. Do you think you're being totally genuine?

  • @freedomrace1 Well, first of all, early America was not very well churched. They had seen what religion had done in Europe and were worried about organized religion. But he bigger problem for you is that it was Christians who were practicing slavery in the first place -- with the blessing of their Holy Book -- and who were fighting against its abolition. The Biblical God couldn't even figure out that enslaving other humans was and is evil. God condones slavery -- another blight on religion.

  • @misterdeity Oh and don't forget all the good Christian men and women who exterminated the California Indians in the Gold Rush. They were good church going folk...who only wanted their $10 for an arm.

  • @freedomrace1 To be clear, I am against all religion and anything that requires unquestioning loyalty to any being (God, Stalin, Mao, etc...). I am for the values of humanism, skepticism, and liberal democracy (human rights, liberty, reason, equality, tolerance, justice, knowledge and science, due process, etc...). And the main reason I'm against religion is that it has (and frequently continues to) fought nearly all of these values.

  • brilliant

  • This is still my favorite one. Love it!

  • Looks like you've lost about 30 pounds since this was made.

  • @Evian622 I was actually down 45, but you're right -- now I'm only about 30 less. But I've maintained that for nearly four years.

  • @misterdeity I gotta try that fishes and loaves diet ...

  • lmmfao @ the ending

    dude this is brilliant stuff you got here... Awesome Video

  • @tiger695 Thanks!

  • Lol, great ending.

  • Wow, I love Mr. Deity. I've seen every episode and I gotta say, this one is definitely my favorite.

  • Poor Jesse....

  • First 30 seconds were priceless

  • WOW awesome this guys voice is just like sunny moores ( skrillex) :D

  • "so uh yeah, thats obviously the down side..." LOL

  • Their expression at the start of the video is priceless

  • This stuff is like crack!

  • Sean Douglas is very attractive. Does he swing toward the higher end of the Kinsey scale?

  • @werothegreat Sean looks back and sees the Kinsey scale far beneath him as he soars miles and miles above.

  • @misterdeity So are you saying he has good design sense?

  • It seams Arianism was in the right after all...

  • When Paris Hilton went to serve her 30-day jail sentence, the LA County Sheriff made sure that she was booked in at 11:00 pm on her first day and was let out at 1:00 am on her last day. That's two days' credit for only 2 hours of hard time. So Jesus and Paris Hilton have something in common.

  • @TheYouMeAtSix94 You mean, "I'm not sure if I find this funny"? You realize there is no objective standard for what is funny, right? Or were you ordained to bear that standard and I just didn't hear about it. If so, my deepest apologies. If not, you should know that this episode has been voted the No. 1 Deity episode in two (very unscientific) polls. Of course, that means nothing if you're now the czar of funny.

  • @misterdeity Mr. Deity doesn't have to explain himself to wannabe cultured sheep. Keep kicking ass, sir!

  • @misterdeity Hmm surely more Zsa Zsa Ga'bore' than czar of funny ;-)

  • @misterdeity I think he implies that there is a certian quality of humor that people come to expect. Suchas saying "poopy" over and over is completely subjective, but the quality of it's witt and humor may seem lacking compared to other material. I kindof agree with TheYouMe because it feels too much like the Office, white-walls, the dry dry dry humor of back'n'forths taken from two individuals acting serious, etc. Sure there is no objective to humor, doesn't mean there isn't quality to it.

  • @misterdeity Excelent response! I love Mr Deity!!! Thanks for the laughs!

  • Mr. Deity you are GODdam funny! LOL!

  • In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry, and is generally considered to have been a bad move.

    -- Douglas Adams, The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy

  • "No, no, no, no, this is full partner, completely equal, 1/3 vote."

  • oh boy, I just found out about these videos and I'm loving it. This really made me laugh.

  • sean douglas should get more movie projects

  • @vhanhanzz Amen!

  • @misterdeity

    and so should you mr deity!

  • Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! After four years this is still funny!!! ;O)

    Katalyzt

  • Oh my! Jesus is hot!

    I would go Christian for him and “god” knows how unlikely that is.

  • Mr Deity, you are awesome =]

  • Sheer Genius!

  • No son. This is no punk. Get down there and die.

  • I'm here with Jesse.

  • Damn! Jesus is Hot!!!

  • omg your punking me! lol

  • I officially have a new favorite youtube channel lol.

  • Then jesus goes and punks all his followers!

  • "So, why don't you do it your self?" hahaha! - "I'm here with jes... -- jesus" - Love it!

  • Does the guy look like George Lucas?  Is God's most perfect image George Lucas?

  • LOL... you guys are amazing........ Love it... this coming from an EX Bible Thumping ASS... then I saw the light of intelligent reasoning where yes I use this brain that I have to critically think for myself and not be under a trance!!!!

  • I can't believe I've never seen this before.

    I've been through a giant array of related videos that I've seen before until I get to this.

    This is great.

  • Awesome video. Really funny! And the music is so good! Please tell me where I can get a copy!

  • Am Chicken! A good life is no probs. but Im born and its very funnny. lol. Punked! hahah Aston better say Martin to get me a martineee!

  • No, a full partner! One third vote! LOL! Trinitarianism is a punch-line, isn't it?

  • Fantastic! Funny! Positive proof that regular TV is as dead the dinosaurs God placed on earth to fake out believers and turn them into non-believers... God just kills me LOL... and so does Mr Deity.

  • Can someone tell me if he's doing a george lucas impersonation

  • all the way to void, then back it off a skoach. oh, that's gold. gold!

  • Great show, love it ... HOWEVER, for those of your fans, who are not native speakers, could you PLEASE include also SUBTITLES?!? Thanx

  • I'm also here because NonStampCollector mentioned you in his latest video. Funny Stuff. I'll definitely subscribe.

  • Same here.

  • THIS IS BLASPHEMY.. there isnt 13 dimensions....

  • @TimesNuRoman Damn skippy! They're missing the other eight.

  • @TimesNuRoman Na in the bible it talks of other worlds and other realms. for all you know in you infinate wisdom there could be. And yes it is blasphamy but alot of people arent christen so to them its funny. Just like a parody of mormonism everyone finds funny. But its someones precious religion, like how we make fun of Zuse, people hailed and woshiped him just like every other religion and now hes a joke...i think this is funny even if you are religious. Just s different way of lookin at it

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    Onirayushizobura i just thumbed downed your comment by mistake ment to thumbs up, it seems you can't retract this. great vids mr deity

  • I'm not sure if you're familiar with the YouTube User, Thunderf00t. He plugged your stuff in his most recent video. I've been watching your stuff because of him, and I have to say, you guys are absolutely brilliant.

  • Yes. I've had a rash of new subscribers and I finally asked a few of them why it was happening. They mentioned him, and I have already thanked him for the plug.

  • I decided to check this because of Tfoot too. But I must say I am really pleased.

    This is just brilliant!

    ps: Do you get a lot of hate mail from angry christians?

  • I was watching NonStampCollector and he mentioned you. I feel so sad that I've never seen your work before, I love it.

  • @misterdeity found from TheThinkingAthiest

  • @misterdeity the thinkingatheist got me i idint kno tfoot plugged u too what vid?

  • i am watching cuz thunderf00t pluged you too.

  • Damn, Jerry's pretty buff.

  • go up to your address bar, put the letter "Q" between the words you and tube, then press enter or click go

  • Jesus has a faux hawk.

  • Also Mr. Deity, sorry to be the bearer of bad news but your "son" didn't leave a sinless life; he stole a donkey!

  • well he actually ordered people to go steal it, which is a different crime, but still, pretty close :)

  • I love this. The long silence followed by the "well they say 3 days but it was really a day and a half" gag.

  • These are awesome!

    Thanks, keep it up..

  • wow jesus looks like xabi alonso :O

  • Jimbo is ALL sexy w/ the wife-beater shirt!!!

  • I'm eating while watching this and I almost choked at the end! hahaha funny shyt! Awesome!!!

  • I snorted at the end there. LOL

  • Their sense of comedic timing is absolutely fantastic.

  • This is one of my all-time favorite episodes. Sean is sooooo good in this!

  • They're BOTH great! :D

  • BRILLIANT!

  • I love the fact that the show treats Christianity as a business.

  • You should watch God, Inc. That's the real business.

  • I said three days in the prophecy....but 36 hours tops. lmfao

  • Actually, I'm 3 feet behind you, in the 11th dimension. BTW, how dark do you want dark matter?

  • The Jesus guy is awesome: "my health plan does not cover crucifixion"....

  • I gotta say....I'm pretty impressed with "Jesus' " acting here. (:56 on particularly)...

    Sean should try to be a pro.

    Well done.

  • He is a pro! lol

  • haha...his face after "eternal torment" ........classic

    like saying: "hell yeah, i'm the deity"

  • Jessie is handsome here. *sigh*

  • u kno im a christian n i find this really funny. XD im sure God has a good sense of humour

  • He doesn't. Know your Bible.

  • lol He does your alive!

  • Huh?

  • Proving my point! Sorry just picking on you Christian boy :-P no offense

  • You're making no sense. If you're so desperate to be picking on a Christian, why don't you go find someone who actually IS a Christian?

    Your inability to produce coherent written language isn't making this any easier.

  • LOL it is coherent enough for your response good enough for me !! and the 1st reply wasn't for you it was for Kendall Chiq!!

  • "36 hours tops......35 if we did it on the week that they set the clocks forward."

  • best parody of religion I have seen so far. well Edward Current has some good stuff out there but no this is tops!

  • This is awesome, the funniest series on all you tube, Thanks Mr Deity, long may you reign

  • Jimbo looks hot in that wife beat.

  • lol win!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

  • I wonder how many atheists watch this?

    240,378?

    Or 5? XD

    No but really, great stuff.

  • Now that, is an insightful comment! And my exclamation marks should clearly convey my astonishment.

  • I only watched the first two, but these seem really genius.

  • This is genius.

  • OMG XD This is hilarious!!!!!!

  • what's the music at the start?

  • sounds like an elevator music :)

  • or toy story :P

  • hmmm well i think there would be a lot more submission to Jesus from ladies, if Jesse was Jesus :0)

  • You guys really should be making millions. Don't let anything stop you from making these videos. You're dealing with this horrible thing (=religion) with humour, and that is just an amazing way to 'sprwad the message'.

    Praise Mr.Deity!

  • That is the least Jesus-like haircut I've ever seen. And he's wearing it to a job interview! Inconceivable.

  • haha sweet :D

  • Too funny. Why isn't this making you guys million bucks? Oh, that's right, Jesus is blocking the way. Keep doing what you do.

  • Mr Deity i like George Lucas mixed with Michael from the Office.

  • lol we watched this in my theology class!

  • I don't believe in blasphemy -- or any thought crimes, for that matter.

  • @misterdeity unfortunately what you believe doesnt change reality. alot of people believe alot of things. there are some people who don't believe that smoking causes cancer, this doesn't change reality it just displays their own stupidity. "a fool says in his heart that there is no God"

    You spend your life mocking a God you clearly don't understand at all, I don't understand how you could study God for 30 yrs & still know so little, I am truly sad for you.

  • @think4myself1

    LOL dude

    alot of people believe alot of things, man.

    chill with it, open your mind, and enjoy the humor.

    why so serious?

  • @junky2fk I have to admit, it would be very funny if it weren't so detrimental to his (& those whom he leads into doubt) souls. Just as I love my family, if someone were mischaracterizing & mocking them, I would b compelled correct the error, 4 their own reputation sake, it is the same w/my God, who I know & love. The consequences of his actions will come on his head & b more than he can bare, out of concern for his sake, I feel that it is the humane thing to warn him (Heb 10:31)

  • @think4myself1

    this simply shows you're insecure about your religion if you have to constantly defend yourself simply because some dude on the internet, whom you never met, is poking fun at your religion. people mock buddhism, islam, and even the president. do the monks talk back? no, they don't care about these petty things. how about islam? oh yes, they blew up two buildings in New York. what about the president? nah, he just laughs and goes back to work on the more important things in life.

  • @junky2fk What's funny is that you think I'm insecure about my religion, if I was I wouldn't be saying anything, the fact that I REALLY believe what I believe is the motivation for these posts,I REALLY believe that souls live forever & we will be accountable for every idle word spoken. I REALLY have a passion for people & REALLY don't want people being led astray when hell is the consequence. the reason I watched cause the 1st 1 I saw was the 1 on time & I laughed my butt off, it was awesome!

  • @think4myself1 ever read the poisonwood bible?

    from the way you defend it (assuming your defending it), i do think you are insecure about it. but ever try to look at what your passion is from a muslim's point of view? they think you're corrupting their minds by trying to (in your POV) "save" their "astrayed souls." many people believe that souls live forever. many people believe we are accountable for our words. but be careful, your passion might just be an offense to someone else's religion

  • @junky2fk Once again, there is a huge difference between religion and truth.

  • @think4myself1 that's the problem

  • @think4myself1

    you are merely perceiving to yourself this as harm done to yourself and, without the concent of your religious brothers and sisters, your religious brothers and sisters. some people takes this on the light side, laugh a bit, and move on with life. i still think you should lighten up.

  • @think4myself1 I don't mock him anywhere near as much as believers like you. You believe in a God so evil that he orders genocide, the murder of gays, non-virgins, disobedient children, sabbath breakers, etc... And is so stupid he doesn't understand female anatomy, basic geography, or that the moon is not a light source. Finally, he's so awful that he'll have people tortured 4ever simply for not believing or exercising their free will. I can't even begin to compete with that level of mockery.

  • @misterdeity Posted to Facebook with credit given...LOVE IT...

  • @misterdeity er...the reply to think4myself1, that is

  • writheinpain? Isn't that technically...evil?

  • writheinpain, isn't your comment technically judging? Guess I'll see you when we meet Lucy, eh.

  • non of the diety's actions need to make sense...he is the diety after all....go live with it.hahahahaha

  • ahahaha dark matter

  • one third vote?  if Mr. Deity gets another third, than who gets the final third? is it Larry?

  • The Holy Spirit. It's the whole trinity thing.

  • I disagree with your Bruce Almighty comment. They didn't come close to getting their hands dirty on these big issues because they had to appeal to a broad, Christian audience who (I'm finding out) wouldn't tolerate something that hits a little harder like Mr. Deity (apparently, you're one of them). And take the entire Mr. Deity series, add up the time and the number of jokes. I'll bet you dimes to doughnuts there are more jokes per minute in Mr. Deity.

  • "I'm not chicken!!!!" hahahaha

  • lool

  • This shit is awesosme!

  • Gah! Frakkin' awesome!!! :-D

  • ROFLMAO