Jonathan King was spotted in Nice airport going through security. Alarms were set off and guards found a big metal bullet- shaped object in his bag. So was The Sun's favourite pervert aiding the war on terror? Well, it turned out that it was an old coin-keeper that his recently deceased mother owned that JK kept as a souvenir. Sadly, security didn't care for the sentimental story and it went straight in the bin.
In the words of Paul Calf talking about roleplay between couples - 'you could pretend to be Jonathan King, she could be Jonathan King and you can both fuck off'.
No what's worse, Davido, is people who believe everything they read in the tabloids, people who choose to think caricatures are real, people who love headlines, people who think the judicial system always reflects the truth... that's why Sally Clark died.
I can't believe you are actually serious, after all you have been through, I don't know whats worse you being on Youtube or the people who support you.
Your version is definately the only one as far as I'm concerned.. I have it on the old DECCA 45. Also I love LAZYBONES too. Is that an old thirties tune? Absolutely love this video autobiograpy idea. Keep it up!!
WAs he a contestant/victim/sacrificial offering on Im a celebrity get me out of here?
pingtran 2 years ago
Jonathan King was spotted in Nice airport going through security. Alarms were set off and guards found a big metal bullet- shaped object in his bag. So was The Sun's favourite pervert aiding the war on terror? Well, it turned out that it was an old coin-keeper that his recently deceased mother owned that JK kept as a souvenir. Sadly, security didn't care for the sentimental story and it went straight in the bin.
QueenOfSlapHeads 3 years ago
Hmmmmm. . .that's not nice. Bastards.
ironbuttermilk 2 years ago
In the words of Paul Calf talking about roleplay between couples - 'you could pretend to be Jonathan King, she could be Jonathan King and you can both fuck off'.
thelondonupstart 3 years ago
No what's worse, Davido, is people who believe everything they read in the tabloids, people who choose to think caricatures are real, people who love headlines, people who think the judicial system always reflects the truth... that's why Sally Clark died.
JonKing2006x 4 years ago
I can't believe you are actually serious, after all you have been through, I don't know whats worse you being on Youtube or the people who support you.
Davido318ci 4 years ago
Glad you're enjoying them
JonKing2006x 5 years ago
Your version is definately the only one as far as I'm concerned.. I have it on the old DECCA 45. Also I love LAZYBONES too. Is that an old thirties tune? Absolutely love this video autobiograpy idea. Keep it up!!
milestoneexpress 5 years ago
Sadly I didn't write the song; two great writers (one a Brit) - Lambert and Potter.
JonKing2006x 5 years ago
Hi John. I've always wondered. Did you write the ONE TON AND A FEATHER song IT ONLY TAKES A MINUTE? I LOVE YOUR VERSION OF IT THE BEST!!
milestoneexpress 5 years ago
Clearly you have no sense of humour Gareth. Well, with a name like that I can understand.
JonKing2006x 5 years ago
King, you strike me as a very arrogant individual
garethbanbury1 5 years ago