Vespa Fail

[Guasid]

figura di merda hahaaaaaaa

[djubre1990]

press 10 for biger fail

[snazzyrobots]

@djubre1990 you cheeky bastard, you.

[eddp777]

@djubre1990 whats a biger fail? dumbass

[lucasfavoretocruz]

ÂÂÂÂÂAÂÂÂH

[skillZstreak]

press 5 and look at his face. WTF?

[Exige098]

:08 and :09 are missing! Bring ;07 to Justice!

[Pivotanimator10]

RRAAAHHGGHAA

*really fast : HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

figuruuzzi man bus!

[fidodido411]

You don't mess with a Vespa !!

[Emlis16]

He needs to oil his leg at 0:7 You can hear it squeak!

[A2thedouble]

I'm flagging all comments that point out the second to last number of every video is missing. Seriously guys, it's getting old.

[jmoneyt97]

0:09

[shiar1]

press 7 for se the guy fucking the scooter :p

[lelux98]

At 0:06 the guy says "Figura di merda" that's the translation for "Fail" in italian.

[cardinalman25]

press 4 repeadetly you cant see me

[PatrickMc1nerney]

Look at all the power that Vespa unleashes on this poor man.. ouch

[Bobopoa]

The biggest fail is the background noise.

[acenace24]

Yeah the scooter mocks you for using it for stupid stunts

[SaXDuDe17]

Woah... Too much power in this thing...

[CelestialFighter]

The bike ok?



[aBlowInYourFace]

is der scheise ! :D

[thecandycanesrevenge]

i don't think that a vespa win can happen in the first place...

[Estebanfuturo]

it should be called VESPA WIN!

[TheFifthTake]

One hell of a laugh. LOL. Even I laughed. xD

[CODPWNS7777]

press 8 repeatedly for satins laugh and tea bagging

[jhardyrules13]

Those Niggahz went off!

[jhardyrules13]

@ItlogNaEgg You removed your comment because you realised your utterly derelected.

[ItlogNaEgg]

@jhardyrules13 yeah right.. you racist kangaroo mother fucker

[Danielle1010Faiz]

Press 3 & 4 for orgasm laughs

[MrHellokey]

U got pownds

[alexanderJanku]

The fail is he bought a vespa...

[smnk3]

@alexanderJanku How is buying a vespa fail?

[scotzorz]

Makes me wonder if thats geoff from rooster teeth. Drunk Tank Epiisode #66

[sablebrusqueEH]

2 fails in 1!! the guy on the bike and the audiences fucked up reaction! :D

[bibodngthebest]

FIGURA DI MERDA!!! hahahaha

[halofreak1998]

press 7 repeadtely for a donkey!!

[D00mnukem]

did anyone notice the 14:08 was missing?

[OlyJeebus]

This would be a double fail because .. a Vespa.. really?

[PosthumouslyObscure]

What happens if you click this: 0:09? cause theirs nothin there!

[Rex0142king]

@PosthumouslyObscure The video ends and the timer shows 0:09 of 0:10! :P

[babbersabber]

@PosthumouslyObscure you will activate a black hole which will destroy the whole world!

[PosthumouslyObscure]

@babbersabber LMFAO

[nachuckwegotlettuce5]

holy crap!! hold down 4 and tell me you dont hear peter griffin laughing.

[TheAxeMan12321]

KEEP PRESSING 8 he humps his bike

[ZXRoux]

0:06 "FIGURA DI MERDA!"

[ShinjiroX117]

@ZXRoux I translated it and they say Figure to Sh!t

[0mgKP]

@DragonKiNG411 not when it occurs in every single youtube video. obviously it's a technical issue with the videos, not some sort of subliminal secret message.

[0mgKP]

why do people keep posting "where is the (second to last number)"? Why do pople keep liking it? I don't fucking get it.

[DragonKiNG411]

@0mgKP Because it's unusual.

[Angelux31]

whees WIN!

[tcsdef]

you know when youre a pussy when you cant even ride a vespa

[goldbullet50]

that laugh sounds like an alarm

[harveythemonkey]

The real fail is the Vespa itself

[krokodil1234567]

Why are they all going insane? o_O

[halofreak1998]

press 8 repeadetly for satans laugh

[starsky1012]

@halofreak1998 it looks more like he's t-bagging his vespa

[greatballzoffire1990]

@halofreak1998 press 9 repeatedly for humping the bike

[GoJays09]

@halofreak1998 or to see the guy jacking off to his bike

[187JCA]

imagine if he had an R1 jajaj

[E3iteB0unc3r45]

pres 8 repeadily for hilarity

[orangebrock]

since when is a man on vespa ever a win?

[altairassasinos]

they are all greeks :)

[ChrisTheShortKid]

Press 2 over and over for multiple failures.

[speedenforcer918]

he just couldn't handle the cc power in the engine -_-"

[Redbullgiveswgs11]

kinda wish it would have burst into flames after he fell. that would have been so much better.

[jexesis]

Douche win

[MrsFrozenCake]

1) Hold your breath. 2) Copy all of these steps. 3) Go to two other video. 4) Paste it in the comments. If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

[Veksler96]

@MrsFrozenCake

how not original haha

[MrsFrozenCake]

@Veksler96

i lol'd

[juvi81]

here is my fail, gotta watch till the end to see the score lol /watch?v=iUe1t0sN4Jo

[PurpleGurl1200]

That shows that men are just as bad at driving

[WindOfSolitude]

Haruko can do a better wheelie than that guy

[krob2012]

basically you can keep pressing any number on this video and it is going to be funny haha

[polisgraff]

i was 99% sure they where italians

[PunkAndFun]

@polisgraff Yes they are.

[ZeroCool66667]

Vespa WIN!!

[poolsmanx]

keep pressing 1

[KeybladeKorney]

In Soviet Russia, wheelies doing you

[daewonsongpingpong]

@KeybladeKorney Not funny, just STFU

[trashstop]

@daewonsongpingpong harsh. He just hasn't learned the meaning of the word "overused".

[Mropticalgreen]

his friends are laughing like hyenas

[ilmantovani13]

FIGURA DI MERDAAAAA xD!! AHAHAHAHA

[WeeeWhooo]

wow just wow.......biggest fail......he should just go back to riding a tricycle

[dakilla254]

where the fuck is :09?

[thewigly3]

@dakilla254 Dont you remember? 7 ate 9.... lol

[meghan6192]

@dakilla254 7 ate him...

[lugiarikku]

@dakilla254 Right here. 0:09

[DaKyl3]

@dakilla254 i dont give a fuck! but u know on what i give a fuck? on spamming you

[pumishumi]

@dakilla254 did you notice there's no 13:47 either?

[tharkimaa]

@dakilla254 where it should be.

[majinzed]

Nice, Howard! Halo Night is coming!

[hamsterhose]

ouuuutch, poor vespa

[JamieLeePenis]

That thing has power

[raiserverg]

332 people had bad vespa experiences

[theweirdthings]

he is yet to perfect the peel out

[nifdbeats209]

Riding a vespa is a fail in itself

[CrazyShip42]

You dont need to jump to backflip TAKE THAT PHYSICS!!!!!!

[HabboAxel]

hahaha però la figura di merda l'ha fatta davvero...

[thatpartylastnigh]

guess he couldn't handle 10 horse power.

[12thaveforeal]

MADE BY HYUNDAI

[jonthebest334]

@12thaveforeal nah, it woulda fallen apart when he touched it

[MrViko1]

phahahaha

[fossumerbra]

SUB

FOR

A SUB

[WillBallsFly]

keep replaying 0.03. horhorhorhorhor

[reptar239]

he dirtied the good name of vespa. he must be punished... again

[ZXRoux]

0:05 "Figura di Merda"

HAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW

[cccurttt07]

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

In Soviet Russia

Vespa's ride you

[recklessmidget11]

you can try but you will never look badass on a baby blue mo-ped

[guitarxgodx100]

this is what they mean by "im gonna rip you a new one" haha

[BestofSimurg]

jajajajaja esto le paso a un hermano mio jajajaja

[zarebinho321]

Epic :D

[transformertester]

sounded like hundreds of people were laughing at you...lol

[tonyaltamura]

@transformertester 3 italian laughing as 100 :)

[gavinksmith]

couldnt handle the power lol

[digitalfreak200]

Anyone who rides a Vespa automatically always fail

[csbr75]

In Soviet Russia Vespas joyrides you!

[RydahMsCatcher]

Dude that's a sweet Vesp- Oh.. Nev- Nevermind..

[scuds03]

Hope you didn't hurt your vagina

[ripetomatoes]

traction is a bitch.......

[PyrozPlayground]

Hi ho silver, awaaaaay! lol Jeez, how can you get owned by a friggin' vespa?

[cr7noob]

And now for the final trick I will go airborne!!! Yaayayyyy..full nevermind

[paul21x]

chargeee! lol

[badtothebonehd]

Sweet air time!

[kpjotr]

easy rider

[luisgustavokichg]

" Figura di merda "

[lote1234567891011]

THATS WHAT HE GETS FOR NOT BEING IN THE KITCHEN , BECAUSE HE HAZ NO BALLS AND COKE CAN FLEW UP HIS ASS AND PEPSI CAN CAME OUT OF HIS MOUTH

[TheSourceTuts]

@lote1234567891011 yehhh cause that makes sense :)

[ZXRoux]

"Figura di Merda"

HAWHAWHAWHAWHAHWHAWHAHWHAWHAHW­HAW

[MasterEdo117]

This is italian....the guy at the end say something like a ''Shit fail'' xD

[LastNameWorthTaking]

Thats what you get for driving a scooter, you bunch of pansies.

[karandorth]

As if his penis didn't look small enough for buying a vesper...

[hejjagedu]

In Soviet Russia, Vespa drives you

[IAmDeeChinaMan]

Did he died?

[DiogoMartinsfodao]

finally a portuguese fail xxD

[ZXRoux]

@DiogoMartinsfodao

Is Italian u moron

[DaYNniteify]

Its the vespa ok?

[n00b4life8]

Friends laugh at your fail.

Good friends post it on the Internet

[Jubbu1]

@n00b4life8 Best friends do both together :D

[classicsfan94]

Anybody that thinks revvin up a vespa is cool deserves to be shot

[p99productions]

is that michael j fox?

[KENZInator33MINority]

Thats why u don't steel from Chuck norris

[XxBrainwashedYouthxX]

was that his ass screeching on the ground or the tires?

[gamecontrol90]

his dad is really going to be angry!

[IStef11]

A*S WIPE !

[nbryc]

Now how are you gonna get to the Starbucks to work on your screenplay? Fricken hipster jackass.

[zendrovia]

@nbryc

LMFAO

[euklid216]

@nbryc

vespa driver = hipster?

hell no.

[uniforchrist]

@nbryc gah, fuck off you jockstrap

[nbryc]

@uniforchrist Eat a dick you trendy faggot.

[uniforchrist]

@nbryc trendy? do you know what a hipster is?

[nbryc]

@uniforchrist Yeah, it's a douche bag that rides a fixed gear bicycle, spends an hour fixing his hair to look like he didn't spend any time on it, wears jeans that look like they're supposed to be on a girl with an extra small T-shirt that has something printed on it to show how intellectual they are, and someone that is too busy worrying about their image to see the paradox in following a trend to show that they're a non-conformist. Any other brain teasers, professor?

[uniforchrist]

@nbryc you, good sir are a complete moron. a hipster, and i mean a TRUE hipster. doesnt give a shit. he/she wears what she wants, and does what ever they want. that is the whole point of being a hipster. not giving a shit.

[Parralyzed]

@nbryc retarded?

[RexRancid]

In Italy scooters ride you (I'm italian,I know it for sure)

[jamdexx]

I know you probably don't need to be told this, but don't EVER do things like this with a motorcycle or any similar vehicle. A relative of mine got on his just to move it and when it did this he fell on his head and suffered permanent brain damage.

[TheRunningComedian]

fucker ruined my bike...

[0r1y2a3n45]

the new vespa scooter! now with head splitting torque!

[RandomPinoy09]

My name is Manny Ramirez and I drive vespa

[TheJwho]

@RandomPinoy09 well you suck

[thesystem720]

i like how nice his freinds are

[theprimeform]

Vespa Win? dats a strong little motor on dat ting.

[mboz38]

LOL

figura di merda = you're shit

[BassmrDK]

OMG It's Justin Bieber

[waantit]

in soviet russia Vespa rides you. ahhahaha love these comments

[xxMMxKIDxx]

@waantit nobody else does

[waantit]

@xxMMxKIDxx i think your alone on that one.

[xxMMxKIDxx]

@waantit Watch any FailBlog video and there will be people bitching about how unfunny those jokes are, buddy.

[waantit]

@xxMMxKIDxx ya i think its called reverse phsycology. 

[xxMMxKIDxx]

@waantit -_-''

[PickXitXup]

My girlfriends first attempt on my vnb went a lot like that. It's much more hilarious when you don't have to hear whining after it haha.

[mboz38]

@heythisisdane wtf?

[tacticalshroom]

@heythisisdane Rethink this post for me.