Redneck Stories

[94Cioppa]

He sounds like John C Reilly in Talledaga Nights

[Youshavingmedry]

thats a great story I wanna visit the south now

[velocigecko]

Why does this sound like an episode of droginball z?

[CommanderMattShepard]

TheFuckin'AwesomeRedneck....

[SpikeRazzor]

I need to make more redneck friends, they tell the best stories LOL.

[ThatMadMarchHare]

I live in North Carolina. I know too many people who act exactly like that -_-

[MrSirivan24]

1:40 1000 bounty added in Scooterville, 2:50 Last witness killed 1000 bounty removed.:D

[Costar58]

@MrSirivan24

I used to make Skyrim reference but then i took a Tire arm across the temple

[AKArainkit]

Now to illegaly upload it to YouTube....

[spaik007]

you once sai you were not good at telling a story-- YOU LIE!

[rAnDoMsTuFF1272]

lol ball smack killing FTW!

[JosiahSCooper]

5:29 - reverse psychology.

[CourtneyGamerGirl]

I live in the south too. And I completely understand.

[theredwriter]

This is one of the most insane things I've ever seen. It's also fucking amazing. Well done!

[shadowsangheili]

ethical? fake because no redneck would say that

[OHanswerME4Hamlet20]

rip off of bill maher

[mcglubski]

lol it just more and more ridiculous haha

[MrAkilleus]

Haha! XP Great Bill Maher reference; satanist truck driver! Just perfect!

[addfuel2thefires]

He got the trucker part from Religilous ha ha.

[Noise509]

For the last 4 minutes of this, I forgot you were TJ.

[InSingularity]

I wonder if you could be an actor...

[MrTdm54]

....what's a gizzard?

[ellobodehielo]

@MrTdm54 basically it's a different kind of stomach

[Alexandros1294]

@MrTdm54 It's like a body part of a bird. I can't remember what its function is, but they taste pretty good.

[thebubba12100]

@stevenmiles Lol, yeah i'm a big fan of TAA. Waiting on the god delusion to come back at the library.

[UnlawfulSeaOates]

you look like that guy from "yes dear" here

[mytime103]

lol.fck knows how i got here but that was a laugh

[al100570ex]

@mytime103 t'was destiny my friend.  TAA hath called thee.

[thebubba12100]

@Count85 I watch this video about once a day.

[mattgresh1]

get smoted! :p

[MasterGamerZs]

LOL at the "he falls on his damn knees cuz its so beautiful, starts trying to suck on it.."

[JourneyRehp]

when you raise your voice, you stop sounding southern

[thebubba12100]

Also, more of these.

[stevenmiles]

@thebubba12100 You just keep on watching his video's everyday like you're doing and sooner or later you'll become about as smart as him. Which is not bad, at least you're starting somewhere.

[thebubba12100]

Yeah, this should be his most viewed video. Let's spread it over the internet.

[TheOnlyNoctol]

i want what ever the fuck he was smoking

[smallchrst]

"Next thing I know, the "police" are involved..." Hahaha :D

[SuperRAWRify]

i want satanic prostitutes now

[JoeRingo118]

i rather listen to redneck stories then the bible.

[cancuncatsilver]

best story ever told, never gets old.

[XBladeWingX]

this is SINCERELY one of the funniest performances i have ever seen. these ears have heard the likes of carlin, allen, hicks, and bruce.

[SkooledINC]

im redneck, atheist, and proud! :P

[krimzee]

"I grabbed my balls, and just I smashed them across his head. He's dead..." ....L-O fucking L.

[22adidasman]

I also go to Leeroy's for all my turkey gizzard needs!

[thumbwarriordx]

"He has altered my destiny" I grew up with a bunch of yankee hicks and something about this rings so fucking true.

[thejoachimk]

This reminds me of my shitty town. Oh, so many memories.

[Guitareben]

After 78 long days of a stalemate...

[Manuellaborer]

Amazing!

[TraditionalOtto]

Religulous!!

[ThatsWhatTheManWants]

Lol were those codys cigarettes in his pocket?

[MuFa5a]

1:45 fuck the police XD

[Guitareben]

HAhahahahahHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[1blade63]

fuckin dumbass!!!



[Incognitoification1]

Has anyone ever met a red-neck intellectual or a red-neck university professor? or am I seeking the impossible?

[freedom2think]

WOW! I'm speechless. That was Amazing! Double A you have finally lived up to your title. In my honest opinion you might really be jesus. But i still won't pray to you cocksucker!! lol

[arcticCATchick22]

haha so i grabbed me balls and slammed him on the head! phhh!! this dude is great

[CheeseAndCrackers404]

3,531 people ball slammed a cop and killed the witnesses, and the witnesses of the witnesses being murdered.

[CheeseAndCrackers404]

112 people are stone-cold dead from getting ball slammed. But how did they dislike?

[CheeseAndCrackers404]

God disliked this 112 times. Cuz he's God.

[CheeseAndCrackers404]

112 people drive Japaneses cars.

[CheeseAndCrackers404]

112 people didn't get turkey gizzards.

[73hd99w]

i like bananas

[ThatsWhatTheManWants]

Why is it that rednecks use the largest words?

[OinkySetsTheCurve]

Yer teeth are in to gooda shape ta be a redneck ! lol

[Africangamer100]

rednecks are actually genius'

[smilelikeyoumeaniit]

@Africangamer100 how?

[counterclockwise123]

LEEEERRROOYYYYYYYY JEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNKIIIINNNNN­NNNNNNNNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

[MondaysHurtMe]

TJ sounds like Russel Hantz from Survivor in this video.

[KvalnirFox]

wow epic O_o

[MoosieCoverz]

amazing lool

[ThePeacefulPacifist]

"HE'S driving the speed LIMIT"

[imthatoneguy16]

Also , I've never had a Bigger Piece contest with a cop . I've never tried beating someone with a tire iron for going slow on the road . But I have got in arguments with cops and passed people goin about 90 MPH . Whoever was tellin this story is high on some good ol' Tennessee Methamphetamine .

[imthatoneguy16]

I'm a Redneck and I think this is funny as hell . The people that dislike this just can't take a joke.

[Magmatwister]

lmfao.

[TheKingShakaZulu]

how did Leeroy die? i watched this like 10 times but still couldn't figure out how he died. did you kill him together with the last batch of witnesses you killed?

[maketimmycry]

truck driving satanic priest, Bill maher joke

[TlGBC]

@maketimmycry haha yeah i was thinking of Religulous (2008) when he brought that up

[eggertstwart]

Why doesn't this video have more views?

[moggycore]

Never heard a redneck use the words "Ethichal quandary"

[halloweenfan92]

@moggycore nay they can use it just not know what it means though

[absolutumdominiumx]

@moggycore

"Ethichal"

That is all.

[moggycore]

@absolutumdominiumx I'm so sorry, I was typing fast and english is not my native language, but I can see the irony in it.

[RunningHalo3andMW2]

@moggycore They just try to sound smart...

[TheSH1N1GAM1]

@moggycore Never heard a redneck use the word 'ethical,' or act like they know what it means.

[ProblmSolvd]

@moggycore Even when he's trying to sound like a buffoon, he can't help but show his intelligence.

It's a curse :(

[d53njac]

@moggycore Same goes for "giant lovecraftian beings" and "reconstituted".

[SUpersaiyajinjerkbag]

Is it just me, or is the south a piece of shit? I've had a rich and affluent life in the south yet still thought the region was a hellhole

[halopwner179]

"killed him with my balls" i lost it then.

[Count85]

tj, you should make this a series, i watch this vid 2 or 3 times a month..

[Koolaidmusicjunkie]

all you're missing is the can of chew XD

[Lazyguy077]

There was a small excerpt from a portion of "Religulous". Terrific!

[DSRvmv111]

This was so fucking funny!!!

[TheLonelyImmortal]

"A warning shot across the face" :D

[whathefrenchtoast202]

@TheLonelyImmortal its across his fking temple

[Majideska]

would it be possible to do a video showing the similarities between, or some analogical comparison of "Rednecks" and "Niggers"? Cuz sometimes i think its the same damn thing or same fucking title given to the same level of people only separated by cultural upbringings....

[SpeederTheFinal]

that was an exaggeration within an exaggeration. it's exaggereption

[AtheistGamer4]

@SpeederTheFinal Ypu just blew my fucking mind! 0.0

[wohodude100]

Fuck Yea TJ! This is some real funny shit. I live in Texas and this is exactly how rednecks talk/act/exaggerate and shit. You got that redneck accent and impersonation down 100%

[dadman1988]

Hmm,you would think that "reconstituting the very nature of the universe,redefining reality and shaping it to your whim" would mean that you could just will the turkey gizzards into your hands to eat.

[Zemoch93]

Sounds reasonable to me

[Resanctify]

He should do anti amazingathiest videos in this persona

[Povixas]

Americans "created" rednecks

[experthe]

it's funny because it's true

[MrAlcoholic11]

Send them rednecks to Texas were they belong.

[JayFraser0987]

@mich531919 We don't fucking want them either

[killerfriend94]

this is my favorite video by him so far and ive been a viewer for years now......god damn!

[Drwatson1977]

@killerfriend94 same here,,, This is fucking classic

[mich541919]

REdnecks should be taken back to England.

[KlarKman1000]

@TheAmazingAtheist lol.... he fuckin killed a cop with his ballsack xD

[VioletDreamMusic]

"He has altered my destiny...as if he had any right." wonderfully humorous.

[b1gbudda]

why are you not on tv? christians got entire CHANNELS, you should atleast get a show!!

[evanoconnor3082]

@b1gbudda they'd proberbly say no because america is a mostly christian country. plus he pisses off lots of people lol XD

[JeffroTheMan1]

@b1gbudda He's said before that he wouldn't do TV, because he has a hard enough time coming up with regular 5 minute videos, or something along those lines.

[melrosestrawberries]

@b1gbudda Because then people would get all "offended" (I hate that word...) and they would cancel it immediately. Which is just utter hypocrisy because, like you said, Christians have their own channels.

[rockdup99]

cool story, bro

[GDuff123]

"warning shot across his temple"

that made my day

[manwithnovids69]

This annoyed me when u killed the cop with ur balls, GREAT WORK!

[ultimatum1895]

pull out just enough to win XD

[pbnoOb1086]

@FHedden that means you shat your pants

[volunteernation16]

He hit the nail on the head. Half of my relatives are in Tennessee and I hear this shit all the time

[FHedden]

When he said warning shot across his temple I lost all bowel control

[Searcheur]

life's not fair alright

[JokerzKard]

That was AMAZING, atheist!

[Celerity2]

Ofcourse he didn't get the turkey, after 78 days it's all rotten !

[CaneTopper]

This prosaic masterpiece deserves far more views than 70k.

[killuminatiAFF]

L.O. Fucking L.

[KlarKman1000]

@TheAmazingAtheist start a religion, you as the god, finally!! someone worthy of worship!!!

[Hollandvancewright]

That was the most amazing story ever.

[Saintboss01]

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[DAmicoJohnny]

You should do another one of these.

[WakeUpRory]

This is as believable as any Bible story.

[iAMVyt]

@WakeUpRory Yeah, we're all sorry your pastor raped you. Good luck in life, bro.

[WakeUpRory]

@iAMVyt You are a dumb-ass for assuming I am a rape victim because a bunch of fairy tales are hard to believe. I tried to watch your video about why Atheism is stupid, but it was so bad I stopped about halfway. I was really unimpressed when you said all religions believe in god. False, religions like Buddhism and Confucianism don't have a god or gods. Some sects may, but for the most part they don't. Think of it as if Christianity was just the teachings of Jesus with all the magic taken out.

[iAMVyt]

@WakeUpRory I know all about Buddhism, Hinduism, Confucianism, et cetera. I have taken philosophy classes and all that where we talked about various religions. I had to generalize so it didn't look like my mentioning of Theism was attacking Christianity alone. My mentioning of theism in that video is secondary to the main point of the video. Positive Atheism IS stupid. I just had to toss Theism in there so atheists didn't cry.

[WakeUpRory]

@iAMVyt Are you agnostic? If so, why would you be a dick to me because of my comments on the Bible? It's clear that the earth wasn't created in a week or some guy lived in a whale. Also, it's insane to believe in a deity who created the universe when there is no proof of its existence. It's like believing in Santa, people talk about him, people write about him, ignorant people believe in him but this doesn't make him real. The only evidence you have for its existanceis stuff humans have created.

[iAMVyt]

@WakeUpRory I was just being an ass to be honest. Lol. I am not a fan of positive atheism.

[iAMVyt]

@WakeUpRory And in regards to my comment about you being a rape victim. I was trolling. I admit it. We all make mistakes. Lol.

[youtubian2500]

That redneck was too intelligent to actually be a redneck, you have to practice being dumber TAA :P

[TheCardTurner]

LMAO

[pavko965]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AWESOME!

[OMBIC]

owww never got ya turky gizzeds hehehe LMAO 5/5 on all ya vids 

[Neighborhoodbordness]

I heard a religulous reference

[emilaw93]

This was brilliant! :

[AurorasWake]

...Or how they tell this story where no one else was there...

[frakk666]

sounds just like my step dad... his whole family is a bunch of rednecks... I hate rednecks...

[caninecasey10]

Rednecks are poor cause they buy american.

[aznhmongleader]

@caninecasey10 LOL

[ericsbuds]

ROFL

[alqammd]

Hahahahahaha

[dumbasffff]

Cool story bro ; )

[WorkingWithMeat]

You tell good bed time stories :3

[paXXXify]

4:40 thumbs up if u saw him spitting

[ToHellWithGod666]

@paXXXify GTFO with your "thumbs up".

[paXXXify]

4:40 thubs up if u saw him spitting

[Bracerjack]

I love the southern accent !

[sparton1199]

lol, clthulu is watching the arm wresling?

[DAmicoJohnny]

2 rednecks in 1 video. That's amazing.

[TheBoonigga]

LMAO!! A WARNING SHOT WITH A TIRE IRON~~!!

[hisholyinquisition]

Man I love the trolls on these things.

[1loveshop]

More stupid lies about the South. Also your redneck accent sucks.

[dragon3877]

I LMFAO WHEN HE SAID " i grabbed my balls and smashed em across his head."

[HybridD91]

It's funny because this red neck kid in my math class always have some outrageous story lol.

[SpelignErrir]

Gonna fix some of the words.

Homo eroticism --Redneck--> Fagg'ting

Ethical Quandary --Redneck--> Gu'ut

Ash and cinder --Redneck--> Gay people

Stalemate --Redneck--> No'tin happinnin

Emerge --Redneck--> Dey took urr jerbs

Redefining to my whim --Redneck--> Free potbellied hookers who don't brush teeth

[Wildhoglogging]

the giant lovecraftian beings

[hangingbythemoment]

Someeee Jaaapeeneseeeeeeee Carrrr lmaoooo

[VoltismProductions]

lol..... i never heard a red neck story that long or with that many words over 8 letters. plus thiers no beer or hot woman or saying which truck is better. so i think you have failed at trying to be a redneck.

[Meaganachska]

This is incredibly Stereotypical, you should be ashamed.

[DMonGamer]

@Meaganachska That's the point >>

[Meaganachska]

@DMonGamer People need to realize that not all 'rednecks' act this way or do those things.

[DMonGamer]

@Meaganachska Hey at least he said "Ethical Quandary"... Never thought a Redneck would know such a word...

[Meaganachska]

@DMonGamer oh how very judgmental of you, i have news for you, my family would be classified to be 'rednecks' but were actually pretty smart, my mother happens to be a botanist, and my father is an engineer. You shouldn't believe everything that 'rednecks' are stereotyped to be.