How to Have Fun When Your Stoned

[noah4972]

Mad sick bro..I would make another and add some mad fucking hardcore dubstep and jacking off

[JUICEc47]

its fuckin badas how he just has his examples laying all around him when he needs them lol

[fvckndiego]

lol you sound like such a stonerrrr

[theface257]

great videoo u 4got 1 thing doe u gota bump listen to curren$y and wiz khalifa (old wiz khalifa songs any thing b4 cabin fever,bcuz dat new shit sucks ass skin)

[123456aria]

ur voice is awsome

[los]

Jeff goldbloom has been reborn, in the past, to live in the past tense present.. as THIS GUY.... JAKE GOLDBLOOM!

[Jere24x7]

u sound 30 :|

[CornSyrupSkate]

Get stoned, and listen to One by Metallica. I was so blazed, I was laying on my bed, acting like I was playing a humongous guitar solo. I was kicking my feet everywhere too. I was rockin out man. Shit's tight!

[rapeingdingo]

i love you

and uum....how old r u?



[holteyman]

i thought you would have a high pitch voice ha

[MrZIGGYZ101]

I love you best video in youtube

[woodyjvo1]

That chair looks comfy as fuck!

[1362johnny]

dude i have to kick old skoo games like gamboy color playing pokemon red and blue version, and nintendo 64 playing star fox 64. bro thx ur my idol (no homo)

[hibbsz18]

u have what I need...a smoke...pro weed...woo

[ilovetosm420ke]

did anyone catch what his gamertag is?

[KarstenWise]

great advice

[McArnold4444]

two words- south park! Shit is soo funny you cry laughing when you're bombed

[MrEpicTutorial]

Portal is raw as fuck :D i heard if you smoke a cig while your high.. it feels better.. is that true?

[Colzpl]

CALL OF DUTY: BLACKOPS , and BATTLE FIELD 3 WITH MW3 best shit to play baked

[veggiekiller09]

Whats your gamer tag?

[MegaSacra916]

Spoken like a true smokesman.

[s00xmyc00x123]

LOL im stoned right now and you look cool as shit

[crzzymnn911]

I play a lot of N64 when im baked. Conkers bad fur day and goldeneye 007 doing slappers only while crouching is hilarious when ur stoned lol

[naggerguy52]

Powerade Bottles are great for homeade bongs bro. same with gatorade.

[ActaGe2]

ur so high from that shit?!

[makaylachristina100]

haha dude thanks for the ideas u seem mad cool lol.

[JCMoNST3R07]

I like smoking weed when i smoke weed:)

[MultiVaginaJuice]

Whenever your high, listen to some Bassnectar... trust me...

[chetes15]

I love watching comedy and eat doritos!! classic noob stoner I think! :D

[303clownwicked]

Ha you remind me of the guy who scalps the tickets in fast times at rigemont high man

[diceclan06]

got to love it!!!

[cberlekamp]

uhhhhhhhh



[cchayann]

dude limbo is hard as fuck i could bairly do that shit sober

[DizzyDood1]

im pretty sure your the perfect bf.

[X360MODSANDREVIEWS]

dude, smoking cigs are bad.

[JakeMasterbait]

@X360MODSANDREVIEWS Just recently quit so be proud.

[readme60]

@JakeMasterbait nice man congrats. just stick to weed ahah

[djmio]

@JakeMasterbait i quit too

[ScoobyDewbieDoo]

the nose thing.... it does burn atleast when i do it...... cuz it singes the nosehairs

[Streetskatin1000]

damn man, i like you

[xxbrcakxx]

What's ur gamertag bruh? ima tell u what its all about send me a messege.. no homo



[budmaster1246]

Im sittin hear smokin nd thinking this kids funny af not bad

[K9clown]

You forgot the best movie in the world bro: Pink Floyds The Wall! Nothin more trippy, awesome, and just great music to make good use of a good high.

[cflingo211]

You are Mike Dimone from Fast Times at Ridgemont High reincarnated but younger. Video is cool. Let me guess. You are friends with everyone? I enjoyed it. Hope your future employer feels the same way! No one could talk so much shit with out being stoned. Good for you! Keep up the good work! 420 yo!

[SergentMonopolyMan]

Thanks man

[alexvann100]

do you listen to dubstep when your high? you really should, it feels like your being surrounded by speakers. it only works when your super fucking blazed though. OH and visualizers, there must be visualizers.

[JakeMasterbait]

@alexvann100 Fuckin hate dub.

[LeSpulch]

@alexvann100 you should try making dubstep. then getting high and listening to it. it feels so personal.

[Scrapizm]

@alexvann100 I love dubstep

[RideDaFuckinLightnin]

HOW TO HAVE FUN WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK... get stoned.

[D4RkxGAMING]

you look like a preteen freddie mercury

[nubsterful]

@JakeMasterbait hahaha fuck he sounds the the biggets faggot ever that guy who thinks its tabaccco and having sex till your married

[trucker765]

your the chillest person ive ever seen, haha, smoke on bro!

[iBlaze2much]

Having sex isnt that good stoned. Infact its pretty annoying. Getting a bj is nice but thats about it ><

If you wanna have sex high do it on the stuff that gives you energy and actually makes you want to do stuff. Not on the drug that makes you wanna eat and be lazy. Counter intuitive

[bigd021191]

@iBlaze2much haveing sex is better high. only shit that sucks is it really brings down you high after words

[TheChadzzup]

bro, don't smoke cigarettes. Stick to some bud. That shit is bad for you.

[Choloz22]

i sing songs with friends when i get high. we try to get through the whole thing with out laughing. we never do lol

[DohnutMassacre64]

the like bar looks like a J XD

[frequentnormal]

FUCK SCHOOL xd

[KRIIMZONx]

i was honestly brain dead through out this entire video i have no idea what you were talking about i just randomly laughed every 30 seconds

[dusk2pawn]

Lay off the tobacco its bad for you! Lol thats weed you fool!

[griffallstar]

portal hottubs and snorkling

[MrWeroomaan]

"i was going to say stay in school but no, fuck school" hahahah you just gained a sub

[KillahJuggaLotus]

Ha

[MrPhilclay]

4:47-4:57 listen to how his voice changes and then it gets slightly higher, trollololol

[LeanLykaScene]

If I weren't high, this wouldn't make sense for shit. But since i'm stoned, it's pretty great.

[YouAreStuiped]

NICE PIPE!!!

[seaforth00]

I'm thirteen I've been smoking for a year now and nothing beats nintendo 64 fucking golden mushroom u cant stop me donkey kong

[letsgrowhemp]

I play nintendo 64 when im high, nothing beats a 4 player race through toads turnpipe.

[cojocoolio]

yo give me an xbox

[HOLYLEAPINGLIZARDS]

your the funniest dude

high or sober this was fuckin funny

[SikNerdRapz]

playing portal when you're high = chill as fuck, easy as fuck.

playing black ops when you're high = makes you feel like you're in the game.

[500162736769]

pineapple express is a good 1

[w3ezyEF]

fuck the haters bro , nice vid , mumbling and jumbling a bit of words but thn again u had a couple of tokes so hahah OVER ALL NICE VID VERY FUNNY HAHA

[hot1cold0]

8====D~ haha.

[tomandchooky]

ITS MR SMITH FROM THE MATRIX!

[mourice15]

Finally someone on YouTube who isn't a total retard :)

[TheMrMe89]

DUUUDDDDDEEEE, my eye's are sooo red!

[MyNameIsIdell]

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooo cute lol

[JakeMasterbait]

@MyNameIsIdell Eyy bih, this shits old!

[Skinneejeans]

HALF BAKED

[Skinneejeans]

Dude u should play ps3 my name is SkinneeJeanz add me

[nirvanafan21191]

Dude you forgot to mention listening to some tunes. Get the the album The Bees Made Honey in the Lion's Skull by Earth. Don't know if you're into that kind of music but I swear, I got completely and utterly lit one night and threw the headphones on and just laid back and listened to that entire album. I thought for real that because their band name is Earth, they discovered what the planet itself sounded like if it were music. It was good wholesome fun.

[dominicankid1000]

he didntwant to smoke that cig he justwanna look kul

[bminers777]

Don't forget the movie Grandmas Boy

[RiyanVisram]

ye only tobacco is soluble through ur nose, weed is only through ur lungs

[stackpofficial]

Yh 'friday' is the best movie to smoke while high gurantee

[imdaman972]

@JakeMasterbait retarded*

[DirtBikesAreCool14]

dude. i had these like cookie brownie things when i was stoned. it seemed like every small bite was a mouthful. and it tasted bomb

[flipordie123]

ay man, how old are you?

[MrBradleyy1996]

So fun.

[MrBradleyy1996]

So baked, couldnt laughing ;))))))

[christopherlapointe]

....play child of eden... try it. lol

[weedsmokerNC]

I thought you wee like 12-14 at first haha, but yea I gott baked I've and playD zombies on kino with my friend. And dude I wa acting like that shut was real life I was scared as ell haha

[WhatDontBreak]

watch avatar, or alice in wonderland, avatars the shit when your high. thats what im talkin bout

[TeamCrookz1]

@kiinshii his GT is RastafariZombie u hit him up on xbox

[TeamCrookz1]

@kewllkid1 your a dumbass xD

[Madnessx94]

oh yes. having sex high is defiantly the most fun thing to do. feels amazing!!! hahaha

[IProKv]

haha! watching this while your high :D

[brutalmurder131]

try to do prank calls while high... sop dificult not to laugh when they say hello? :)

[CanMyDogCome]

this is not how to have fun when ur stoned , when ur stoned go on adventure explore ur mind get fucking lost. when im stoned we just walk we dont even care where and we talk about life every fucked thing about it but u seem pretty chill and i would totally get stoned with u

[shhlove33]

If you weren't so boring you would be kinda hot...

[sonicfan653]

What about Music...? 

[sonicfan653]

What about Music...?

[kewllkid1]

he looks like hes twelve and he edited his voice

[JakeMasterbait]

@kewllkid1 "I edit my voice", You have GOT to be kidding me. I'm not even going to waste my time with this.

[kewllkid1]

wat a duch bag he looks like hes twelve get life and dont edit your voice next time

[mikecarl88]

4:40 smoke ring



[RVRx]

watching this when fucked up is soo much fun. i dunno why but this is the fucking shit

[MeganFreeze]

whhaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttt, ha,

[JakeMasterbait]

@SuperBlanquel Have the balls to post your own video before criticizing others.

[SuperBlanquel]

@JakeMasterbait I like this video im actually faviroting didnt mean to offend bro

[dchs14]

your voice is perfect for a stoner radio show

[7djdan7]

Brown sound

[7djdan7]

My mates thinks it's fun to lay down and run at the roof

[iwannahugadoobie]

fuuuuuuckrd up

[thatwastheday]

thats badass.

[sonicfan653]

you forgot music

[kimmel341]

what kind of cigs you smoke bra

[assdertyho]

yo im watching this now when i wanna sleep

[JakeMasterbait]

@assdertyho Thanks for the free views!

[assdertyho]

whtever go smoke some weed like me

[Ps3DooMClaN]

Dude man if I was usually not stoned and I saw this I would have thought that you are a fuckin fag but im sooooooopoo stoned right now so I think you are such a cool fuckin guy keepin me company and I haha idk 2g ou are idont know I fucked right now sooo mich hahaha.

[TheShaneWorld18]

Wow im sober and just to hear your voice drives me insane (in a bad way). Everything was good until the sex part....man dont disrespect the female body. God created sex to have with your MARRIED wife. Lay off the tobacco its bad for you!

[thejoshcohenshow]

@TheShaneWorld18 as opposed to an unmarried wife?

[macaylaawsome1]

u look 12 dude O_O

[macaylaawsome1]

how old are you !!??

[macaylaawsome1]

HOW OLD ARE YOU !!!!!!?

[jacobdecker75]

@killthenoob28 agreed this kids a pussy

[sportsjock2009]

haha i bet you couldnt run 100 meters without coughing up a lung. you people disgust me. i hope the cops druug bust your ass and you get what you deserve. its one thing to smoke but posting it on youtube? you fucking retarded? anyway have a nice life in jail when you turn 16. if your not already.... you look like your 13 years old. least your voice is deep but thats from having those black things in your insides that you call "lungs" and i bet you dont approve this message cause your a puss

[toonaville75]

this guy is stoned outta his mind..lolz

[Pveatherfalls]

@Clockworkkill3er LMAO! Weeds is a great show:)

[FluffyAnger571]

Awesome video dude!!

[SZaverdinosauR]

Um..marry me? Hahaha ;)

[KvltKommando]

I guess smoking really does stunt your growth

[JakeMasterbait]

@KvltKommando Do you even know how old I am to make that accusation?

[s3xpist01s]

@JakeMasterbait  .......How old?

[s3xpist01s]

@JakeMasterbait .....How Old?

[OMGitisUS]

your voice is so deeep! its so cool.

[pkPr03d]

fuck i high fuck umm i havent watched videos yet but i talking to peeps and shit but fuck i have no clue what i talking bout have fun smoke shit its fucking great and umm smoke stuff man what the fuck im happend somthign man wow well see you later bye ps buy weed and get baked as fuck its great smoke it ok bye love you haha why i say thast umm bye.....

[GallardoJetLife]

hey your a lame

[RobLfc2]

You my friend, are a cool guy... would happily share a joint with you anytime. Give me a shout if u ever come to England

[terlika77777]

dude thanks im super high right now and i didnt know what to do and its gonna be a crazy night after that i play tf2 alot and u gave me the brilliant idea to play it and the movies aaaahhhhhhhhhh I LOVE YOU MAN (NO HOMO)

[74critikal74]

You inspire my life

[elementjey1]

nice channel dude, very entertaining stuff.

[OmGxProdz]

nitty

[j4allen]

One of the worst things to do while high is walking past a mental asylum. Last time that happened there was this creepy woman staring at me from behind a window in the middle of the night and I was creeped out so bad. Then I forgot about it and had a McFlurry though....

[emahsftw]

WOOOOO YEAH IM FUCKEN BLAZZZEDDD.

[Mcright57]

a movie to watch wen ur stoned is kung fu panda. u know how funny that fat ass panda is wen ur high haha

[TheTrippyPanda]

you know i watched this high... and these were some very good tips. lol

[MrPRESS10]

Wats this kids xbox name

[JakeMasterbait]

@MrPRESS10 RastafariZombie

[GhostMan1408]

Dude being high is one of the best things you can do when your bored, infact i wish my parents did let me smoke weed or whatever. not be a loser in life n do all kinds of drugs and get in so much trouble but like.. yea I love walking when im high and walking burns calories even tho im 110lbs. if you lived next to me we would have a shit ton of fun!! (smoking weed)

[FamousIISkatEr]

i dont even know dude like the comments are moving and my head is spinning..... do you need help in this video? lol jk. dude idk im so spaced out. LOL MENTAL LEVEL lolsaurus im just chillin watching some vid....whats up?

[bleedinggoths]

dam dude you look real young to be gettin blasted. when you start hanging out with mary jane??

[JakeMasterbait]

@bleedinggoths When I was fourteen, I'm seventeen now. In the vid I was like sixteen fifteen.

[theboss122345]

you could see how his high gets better through the video

[anokamn5]

how old are you

[onthenext23rd]

1:26- 1:30, Thumbs up '¡

if you like Holding your Hits

[onthenext23rd]

1:26- 1:30, Thumbs up '¡

if you like Holding your Hits

[southwestaliefHTX713]

where the smoke go to?

[Clockworkkill3r]

Andy from weeds.

[ilovetosm420ke]

i like this jake kid cuz like most potheads i know are lazy and they smoke a whole g then go to bed. its a waste, u need to hav fun while your high or else there no point. this kid seems like a fun pothead talkin abt all the fun things to do while high

[LIME5900]

It took you daaayyyss. Haha. High all week. Classic.

[FluffyAnger571]

lol this guy is awesome

[orangshiz]

Yo, jake whats tht thing you used to smoke the weed at 01:07?

[JakeMasterbait]

@orangshiz That wast weed that was tobacco..................

Thats called a "tobacco bowl"

[JMort95]

@JakeMasterbait add me GT:operation ire

[djkoziiqn]

@orangshiz its called a pipe

[smokybear13]

ur fuken funny.u know that.but ciggs bad for u bro!! i dont give a fuck if smoke'em ..just letting u know.

[hollistergod1]

dude u should put cheech and chong up in smoke. on ur movie list they smoke a quarter pounder joint!!

[DeliciousMarijuana]

nice fucking voice crack but yoo good llucks ahahah im after im watching now your voice your just tripping me out mannn ahahahahahaa lie what.?

[DeliciousMarijuana]

nice fucking voice crack but yoo good llucks ahahah

[RcDwight]

holy shit. why am i watching this. im gona go do something productive to get this shit out of my head

[JakeMasterbait]

@RcDwight HAhaha!