TNG episode 13 - "Was machst du, Data?"

[RGDcommentnode]

Double face-palm

"Oh dear lord, I can't even make eye contact..."

Double face-palm

[sajo1111111]

mmmm

[TVDandTrueBlood]

DU BIST DEUTSCH?!?!?!?!?!? Das hätte ich nicht gedacht...

[RossSimsProductions]

and thus, the origins of Riker's facial hair are finally revealed.

[germanvisitor2]

Ingenious :D

[mastershak3416]

0:18-0:21 "this morning you were passed out wasted on resse's pieces"

[Rainshadow9000]

@mastershak3416 DJO 4ever, buddy. :)

[babiikat9]

double double face palm

[ElGatoLoco698]

You really fucked this one up. Must have been created by a german.

[ThatMonsterMan]

@ElGatoLoco698 Immigrants maybe resbonsible?

[greatandcool]

What? Why...Wha...

Why is the Episode Title in German? It means "What are you doing, Data?"

[RektalFlottenAdmiral]

famous doublafacepalm

[TheRhinehart86]

Doesnt Data know that the great massacre of Karspacecrap was started because someone stroked another mans beard? Since then the prime directive has forbidden any beard stroking, consensual or otherwise. Data has made a serious infraction

[harrypotterfantng]

Did Data really stroke Riker's beard? Why? Which episode?

[jhohcable]

@harrypotterfantng No, he didn't, it's an edit.

[harrypotterfantng]

@jhohcable I figured that much. Just wanted to be sure.

[harrypotterfantng]

@jhohcable I figured that much. Just wanted to be sure. It looks his skin, so...

[xlerosx]

Why did you disable comments on the other one.?

It is brilliant!

[FishDK]

Brilliant!

[christofzadofski]

aggghhh tears of joy

[algae1278]

If I could, I would turn 1:14 to 1:27 into a GIF.

[MrKennedy86]

LOL Picard at :29 is all like "What the fuck did you do?!"

[thomaskantor]

… when a single facepalm just won't cut it.

[stevensjobs]

LMAO!!

[EntropicMisanthropic]

Data is lucky he's a machine. A human exposed to such a display of Picard exasperation would surely explode.

[Qermaq]

Quadruple facepalm

[kght222]

awesome, simply awesome

[MagikPoo]

Can someone confirm, a double grief sigh following a two-handed face palm? I convince I heard more than one a grief sigh!

[ReedVictor]

Star Fleet code 319 clearly states that sensual stroking of a superior officers beard without Star Fleet command supervision could result in court marshal or having to endure a two handed face-palm . . . twice!

[Ienjoyinlife]

Hahaha, end is the best part lol

[Bruce2436]

nice one

[Tijnvaassen]

1:14 Only Picard can let his head fall so naturally into his hands. His precision and accuracy is never matched again on television. Also note the little sigh: Epicard!

[FourthdayUniverse]

@Tijnvaassen That's why they call it the Picard Maneuver.

[Tijnvaassen]

@FourthdayUniverse The famous Picard Manoeuvre isn't his epic facepalm, but his epic pull-down-shirt. I find it hard to estimate which one is more epic, although his facepalm is more famous...

[RelixKondor]

Epic facepalm by the captain with instant reply :D

[MilwaukeeJAK]

YouTubePoop wishes it was this funny.

[ThePieIsLie]

when I stroke the beard, thusly -OOOH

[TheSecretdahlia]

zehr gut! es war zehr lustig!  lol XD

[andysim232]

x4 times facepalm. Thats when you know things are going really bad. Picard invented the facepalm.

[dragonzgoil]

Mrhm...

[CrypticVision]

This video made me laugh to the point of tears, just like the rest of them!!

[phunktup]

warp factor face palm

[megalordification]

hahaha

[Kerensky287]

x4 facepalm combo!!!!

[itsaguinness]

riker beard furry as a tribbles butt

[gregtestagent]

lol! quadruple facepalm at the end!

[PirateNinjaCookies]

WHOA! Did anyone notice there is a soccer ball button in the bottom right? if you click on it, it does those annoying world cup horns! .....what has youtube come to?

[Nonsaneness]

@PirateNinjaCookies It's called satire.

[tchekitout]

?????

[thediremoose]

Finally, the origins of Riker's beard.

[Qermaq]

Behold the coveted double facepalm!

[Noromongrel]

This one was funny, but the horse painting one was not right. How do you edit people into different scenes like that?

[BluChimera]

Now THAT'S what I call the Picard Maneuver.

[achtungpanzer182]

double double facepalm was brilliant!

[moofassa22]

This is seriously funny.

[AudraDore]

LOL!!

[Moniker180]

You didn't use any footage from the episode where Data actually HAS the beard? Come on, man.

[lou4brew]

This my favorite of all of these. Double Facepalm....times 2!

[VillainousOperative]

Picardian facepalm?

No.

DOUBLE Picardian facepalm. Feel the frustration...

[McCoYiSaWsOmE101]

Oh... i can feel it

[cmanning525]

i love picards meltdown

[NicosMind]

This one always makes me laugh

[Korolev61]

I can't even look at you!

[MarxistKnight]

I find it hilarious of Data standing up and stroking Riker's beard thinking that it makes him look "more intellectual"

[treyhoov3]

Do you have any idea what will happen when Starfleet hears about this?

[teamcorporate24]

Yes, the double facepalm is great, but what about Data's experiment of creating a beard for Commander Riker? And Captain Picard "would have like to have been consulted" before this "highly unusual experiement." AWESOME.

[dangevin]

/picardfacepalm

[jaybeebug]

AAAA the end! XD So simple and yet so awesome.

[AWolf2K4EverProject]

JOCKEY!!!!

[jebes909090]

now with 4X the face palming

[omegastar19]

DOUBLE TOTAL FACEPALM

[AppleEarring]

LMAO, this stuff cracks me upset. So much that I am ashamed.

[TheMusicalGiant]

kthx

i can't find what episode the picard riker facepalm is from

[TheMusicalGiant]

which episode was the picard double facepalm from?

[almightyfargoth]

it was from the season 3 episode "Offspring"

[NexIntraInfernus]

the one where data makes a daughter android. But there is only one face palm, the 2nd is just a copy

[aphexaed]

oh man the ending is the best

[batlin]

I love the "oh, shit...... Is he still here? Oh, shit."

[steerpike66]

Great video.

What was the original terrible situation?

[42underscore]

@steerpike66 He created a new android.

[Esoparagon]

Oh god these are so fucking funny

[kkoloftt]

Space make people crazy. = \

[themackx]

Job well done, i enjoyed this one

[Econ666]

BAHAHAHAHAHHA

[iseedeadpeepole]

DOUBLE FACEPALM

[franciscojavierm]

Epic Double Facepalm!

[halidefox]

Just when you thought Picard wasn't capable of any more epic maneuvres... double facepalm.

[frysmaktoff]

Double facepalm.. when the amount of one facepalm simply isnt enough...

Then the double-double facepalm... when the double facepalm just cant describe the amount of stupid.

[unthuged23]

thanks newfag.

[spacecowboy5000]

Awesome! Picard gave Data a double face palm.

[karmacop911]

@spacecowboy5000 more like a quadruple - 2 hands 2x

[metrOjedi]

lmao, i can't look at TNG the same anymore. watching it on TV now.

Hilarious vids gazorra.

[MuEpsilonGamma]

What episode is the very beginning from? Where Data says "you may find it aesthetically displeasing" ?

[metrOjedi]

Season 1 Ep 10 'Hide and Q'

[MuEpsilonGamma]

DARN another episode i've been looking for forever and can't find on youtube! *FRUSTRATION*

thank you for telling me

[importenmypcis]

great just great XD

[groupthinker1984]

Riker's beard raises issues Starfleet never thought they'd have to consider.

[AquaInertia]

The Picard facepalm never gets old

[conz000]

so damn true

[faketeeth6]

what episodes are these clips from?

[HeartRoyal]

Oh god. I'm going to piss myself, these videos are killing me! I love them!

[djhutchison]

At this point, I don't think Picard has much of a right to complain.

[AMRadioHits]

"I have tried to follow all of Starfleet's Regulations to the best of my ability."

So, bestiality paintings, homoerotic subtext, and murder are Starfleet regs? Wow, the future really is different.

[StevieBoy21]

lol awesome comment

[wookie72]

I rarely LOL for real, but I did when I read this.

[MazeThePlaya]

what episode was that from anyway?

[Pvtjamesryan2]

LMAO!!!

Thank you!! =D

[Darkstorms15]

lol its against star fleet regulations for an android to have a beard.

[TeraDeforming]

i'm confused why are a lot of the comment threads being closed?

[ComradeDover]

Genius.

[Scout14885]

how the hell did u do that!? stroking the beard...

[IsabelBarrett40]

He put Data's hand and formatted it. And layed down Riker

[fazzah777]

FACEPALM^2 !!!!!!

[startrek123411]

ROFL FACEPALM! :-]

[Waranoa]

DOUBLE facepalm!

[SheeEttin]

I love how Data tries to follow Picard under his two-handed facepalm. (Even though that's in the show, and not the edit. >_>)

[Ragman205]

meh

[vikrama72]

wow thats Data's flame.....too bad she had to die....liked her....

[IsabelBarrett40]

she didn't wanna be in the show!

[grendelee]

i hope fans of the new movie find these

[chronomitch]

DOUBLE FACEPALM FTW

[SuperSmasher1]

I love the double handed double facepalm

[Behemothic101]

oh man, hilarious stuff.

[ReikuHidori]

Can we get a gif of that facepalm? Epic stuff

[BackFlash2K]

DOUBLE FACEPALM IS AWSOME! xDDDD

[c500amg]

LOL, ur so right xD Fucking awesome:D:D

[zachattack73661]

i totally lol'd at the second face palm. good job dude this is awesome

[impexian]

This was your best edited I've seen.

Excellent work!

[tehsolace]

LMAO @ the 2nd facepalm

i literally laughed out loud

[analog56x]

hahahaha! me too

[jebes909090]

oh shit. i hope these never end. I love that grunt. It gets me every time.

[dusm4n]

the "second" facepalm made me burst out in laughter - such an awesome edited reaction to datas beard

[Decap6]

DOUBLE facepalm

[PaintedRoadkill]

Is it sad that I know most of the real episodes where these clips come from?

[danethefurry]

yes

[JediBillman]

there was a time when I worked at Star Trek the Experience that I could figure out any episode by a short clip. Thankfully, it goes away after time, so don't worry. You can recover and lead a normal life where eventually you don't recognize these episodes.

[monsoia]

best facepalm ending ever!

[Tzimnewman3]

great work!!

[kristyu2bullet]

"When I stroke the beard, thusly..." OMG that superimposed Data hand made me spit water everywhere, LMFAO!

[AgentOaf]

omg that quad facepalm is devastating

[ro4444]

Part of me died inside at that moment...and I wasn't even the target.

[DasPooperTrooper]

quadruple face palm 1:14

[jxhensley]

poor picard, he looks like he's gonna cry

[Spameggssausage]

great facepalm

[kancerzx]

Facepalm ftw

[Torijenova]

Perfect use of the Picard double facepalm. Man that guy knows how to facepalm!

[suicidalkatt]

Ah hahaha!

[melman]

NeverwaY: Yes

Accisma: No

[MultiAfan]

A great video. Very funny.

[NeverwaY]

Is it wrong that i thought Data's daughter was kind of hot?

[esspytood]

GOOD GOD! SO MUCH DISMAY!

[ChuckneyYT]

A double Picard facepalm is calculated to have a Disappointment Factor powerful enough to send a Q from arrogant to self-loathing in 0.4 seconds.

[colorconnection]

hell yeah!!

[JEMASCOLA]

Data always has been and always will be one of my favorite characters from Star Trek: The Next Generation.

[aspiringandinspiring]

Gazorra, big TNG fan here. You just *enhanced* the series and brought new life to it. Thanks so much!

[aspiringandinspiring]

Edits aside, what episode is the 0:55-1:30 clip from?

[TheGreatDalmuti]

I want to say it's the one where he create a daughter.

[aspiringandinspiring]

Thank you.

[tjbrownj]

I think you're right. At first I thought it was the one where Data was going to erase all his other info so he could sing better.

[MacClay8]

That wasn't Data.

[tjbrownj]

Was that the hologram doctor from the other star trek then?

[MacClay8]

Yeah.  The EMH guy.

[NecessaryTruths]

Yes. The episode is called "The Offspring", from third season.

[Kellborn1221]

Maybe... when he got that transmission from the little girl on the barren planet? Sarjenkah, I think her name was? It probly isnt the same scene, just the first thing that comes to mind.

[TheGreatDalmuti]

Ohh yeah. Could be!

[TheMouthTrumpeter]

Best ending ever, lol!

[32ghzt54]

1:15 -> Facepalm ftw!

[NeutronBandit]

gazorra you're really good at this

[23v0lv32]

QUAD PALM!!!!!..wow

[hujack91]

After reading some of these comments I have to know: Am I the only one who got that Data's experiment was actually GIVING Riker a beard?

Data even comments to Picard "You may find it, aesthetically displeasing."

[gazorra]

yeah... thanks for getting it :-)

[dunderball12]

I thought that was obvious...

Anyways, this is my favorite of these videos so far. Keep being awesome gazorra.

[Mcplkelly]

Well I guess my problem is Riker always had a beard so it never occured to me Data would add one on.

[lordkeg]

Well no Riker did not always have a beard, thru the series he went from never having a beard to suddenly having one, so this skit makes sense, maybe you did not see the old episodes with him not having a beard?

[Mcplkelly]

Okay I love the double facepalms, but I dont quite get what Data was suppose to have done to Riker. Did he just drug and abduct him in this video to stroke the beard?

[2000StratusES]

Possibly...

[Siyko]

if only data understood what starfleet will do when they find out...

[illegalusername]

Data just earned a... quadruple facepalm!

[Squeaked]

Of every youtuber, you are the only one I currently have patience for. I commend you, friends.

[andmcg1]

Awesome!

[georgehwbush]

Double facepalm, FTW!