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  • Toby jones :D

  • I like Toby Jones the best lol

  • That's my cousin!

  • ...sucks.

  • TROLOLOLOLOLOL whats robert downey jr doing in this video?

    WHERE IS TOBY JONES!!!??

  • You ruined the song by saying "when you die nothing happens"

  • one day that 4'7" kid will be 5'11" and he might slam dunk on you!

  • Haha effin dope nigga haha whatuplilkid

  • soo dopeeeeee!

  • better than the rap on tv

    serisously this vi is real good

  • Saw this at DePaul Premiere last night and I absolutely love it!!

  • This video is ohhhhh so wrong....but ohhhh so good!!! lmao

  • I hope that gold fish was not injured or actually if it was properly flushed down the toilet that it was already deceased and it had died of old age, if not that's just wrong... and I was subbing for the hope of more funny TMNT parodies, but if this is what your usual material is going to be like and your not doing more tmnt let me know !

  • @moduslive Better not step on any spiders, or kill and mosquitoes then. FO TE REST A YO LYFE!

  • Great work guys! You've been featured on our site.

  • @doogtoons Thank you so much! We posted the feature on our website and Facebook! )

  • 2:17

    GENTLEMEN.

  • YO BITCH IM A KID AND IM BETA THAN U

    U UGLY LONLY ASS

  • @xChantalx98 Here is a tip for you next time you make a ''comment'' on a video. 1: Learn to spell. You have no idea how much more effective this is when making a point. 2: Speak proper English. Words like yo and beta just make you seem like an idiot who is trying to be cool. 3: Come up with a better insult that does not require swearing. Not only does this prove how intelligent you are it will infuriate the person you are directing the insult at. 4: For the love of god turn off caps lock.

  • @xChantalx98 you make me want to beat some kid ass. I think i'm going to make a kid and beat it. I bet you can't do that.

  • Kids are speed-bumps with hair.

  • lmao....what?! you guys mutilated the hell out of that bike! haha

  • I can get a boner and a GUN.

  • you guys are awesome!

  • Hehe. 

  • You should be ashamed of yourselves. For making me laugh so fucking hard.

  • Jones is better. And technically kids can smoke, there's no law against it. They can buy but they can smoke em. Just saying

  • @volumeuncontrolable There's no law against it?! Of course there are. And your mom is better. Just sayin.

  • what happen to the jones Cheap ass stuff... i subbed because of that

  • Fucking kids!

  • That was amazing! Keep up the good work

  • @wastedaga1n Thank you! Please pass the video around to your buddies!

  • This totally needs more views

  • @HALFxLIFExII Share the video with your friends! Thank you!

  • @bigdogeatchild Yeah i just posted this to fb and sent out a mass text about it cause its so true :P so is bigdogeatchild a community channel?

  • @HALFxLIFExII Thanks man. Big Dog Eat Child is a comedy production company. Everything in our channel we have produced.

  • @bigdogeatchild Then is Toby not part of your group? Because I noticed he was absent from the bio list on your website.

  • Hook it up with the grown up with the grey shirt and suspenders!

  • I'm 12 yrs old and i'm 6'1". Sooo what up little man

  • @FISTPUMP3R 6'1 kids still act stupid.

  • i like this song!

  • Awesome job, Ramiro!

  • @cartoondreamer Thanks! Pass the video along if you can :)

  • @cartoondreamer Thank you!

  • oh fucking christ you removed my comment!!1 why would you doooo thaaat?!? :O ultimate rage omfg >:(

  • 2:22

  • thumbs up if tomska brought you here

  • I used to like kids...

  • Sooo funny! :D

  • lol "you can't have none" double negative so the kid can have some of their ice cream XD

  • Thumbs up if outbackzack brought you here

  • lol :D

  • Golly!

  • I smoke mad cigarettes!

  • 18 viewers were kids.

  • 0:15 god that was scary

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  • cant wait to the kid respond ....... what up old head lol

  • Toby Jones needs in on this.

    Moar jones BIGASS- (insert next big idea)

  • This is great guys! I work in retail - video game sales specifically- and I cannot tell you how much of my day is spent annoyed by kids. Awesome! :D

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  • More Jones, less crappy videos.

  • @xxxFaustusxxx Yes, that's the way to make us make more Jones. Tell us our videos are crap.

  • "God Hates Democracy" hahaha

  • 17 people are the kids this video is made out to.

  • I love the ending, can't wait for more toby jones though.

  • Dear "children are our future" comments. Yes you are right. Children are our future. And annoying dipshit kids represent an annoying dipshit future. I wont live in it. Fuck them. They should learn to mend their annoying dipshit ways. Please return to the first grade classrooms of your commenters and instruct kids in the ways of not being annoying dipshits.

  • @bskaj I like the word dipshit.

  • @bskaj unfortunately, we already live in an annoying dipshit world, because of the annoying dipshit kids who were around when we were all little kids. You know the ones I'm talking about.

  • @bskaj lol first we need to get rid of annoying dipshit school system and teachers

  • @TheSovietBears Yeah you're right. Living in a literate society where people by and large understand how to avoid disease and count numbers in large groups is a total dipshit drag. Did you have a bad experience too thesovietbears? Rise up and throw off the shackles of your free public education.

  • @bskaj well it is unclear whether your trying to insult or compliment but i say if you don’t live in America shut the hell up because you have no say in what goes on . Just because you’re having a period doesn’t mean that you jump on random comments on a rage typing in uneducated nonsense in frustration. By the way we all have our frustration and doubts about our country so don’t troll around trying to make problems on the internet , please don’t become an asshole on every reply you make.

  • @TheSovietBears you win.

  • @bskaj You wont live in the future with kids? Good! Please don't.

  • LMAO! Awesome.

  • @98eck You're Awesome!

  • @bigdogeatchild No You're Awesome! lol

  • Couldn't make through the whole thing....(sigh)

  • @RobWilsonII That's happened to me before...

  • Preaching that shit.

  • @Gambling93 And you choir that sh*t!

  • @bigdogeatchild I shall. I shall...

  • Happy I ran across you guys, this made my day:)

  • @Ikelae And you're making ours!

  • lol poor goldfish... what did u do to it? did u retrieve it in the end?

  • @NomNessity We can happily report that we got dead goldfish from the pet store...

  • Hilarious. Great job guys! Rafvs posted this on facebook and I reposted, blogged it and subbed ya'll. keep it up!

  • @IndianaImprov Thanks for reposting!

  • i hate little kidz who think their all gangster tuff case there noobz B)

  • @nuttydiger Yeah! Freakin' noobz...

  • @bigdogeatchild they think their all tuff but i tell u whos tuff NOT THEM their just whiny litlle kidz who only say mummy mummy i cut myself or mummy mummy turn the tv over i want to watch thomas the tank engine and the worst thing about it is we cant fight back or will be put behind bars or sumthing like that thumbs up if u agree little kidsr annoying

  • I loved it :P.

  • @The3DStampede I love you.

  • You know these 'just unsubbed' comments are just attention-seeking threats from internet nimrods. People just send them when they see one vid they maybe didnt like as much as the others. It's BS. Those suckers will come back. They always do!

  • @cosmiccandy You're callin' em like you see them... much appreciated!

  • @cosmiccandy "What that's just it Mr. Comedy Man! You've gone too far this time! I'll be taking my free comedy business to ICanHazCheeezburger!"

  • i'm not gonna unsub, but i will admit i didn't laugh at this once. nice photography though.

  • @adam75south Thank you for watching! Hopefully we'll make you laugh one day...

  • shame on u 4 making this vid

  • @Rene787787 "Shame on you" like Indigo Girls "Shame on you" or "Shame on you" like Gun's "Shame on you?"

  • Great jobs guys. This was really funny. Nice use of the 5D Mark II. I can tell it was used in this ;-)

    Big Fan,

    John Kalad Photography

  • @johnkaladphotography Thanks for noticing our 5D Mark II work in this! It takes great video, doesn't it?

  • if that is awful... how awesome must the other videos be?! o_o

  • @Wehrhafter I love you.

  • Fucking annoying little fuckers, right the fuck on!

  • this is awesome!

  • @microeatkill You're awesome!

  • just subbed

  • @Hamlappert Yes! We love subs!

  • This is funny as HELL!!!

  • @timber149 Hell yeah!

  • @bigdogeatchild

    Pisser is it starts slow. I shared it over on my facebook and people bitched. So I don't think it was seen to the end. BUT hell, i laugh. I will try again. I have over 3000 people there. SOMEONE better LOL it.

  • @timber149 I'd love to meet your FB friends. They seem as critical as we are.

  • i fuck you mama XDDDDDD crazy song ;)

  • Git outta mah yard, yah little wipper snappers!

  • hilarious

  • @smeacythe Thanks!

  • wow, this was fucking awful... thinking about unsubbing

  • shenanigans.

  • @noisebombwarfare is our middle name

  • Sounds like old-school lonely island, I loved it.

  • @11stoutd Thank you, a very flattering comparison!

  • 7 people are kids

  • @iGotSkillzers Wait...what? 

  • Want more Jones not this shit

  • oh shit i love this song. <3

  • @roarkachu <3 <3 <3

  • so messed up but so great, funny and true =]

  • @Chocobo012 There is truth in all good comedy, we're glad you felt that come through.

  • Fucking good

  • I can vote, but I don't. So fuck you KID!

    Best line.

  • @powerpc127 Did you catch all the stupid stuff we wrote on the signs?

  • I had a boner and a gun before. It's worth the hells of puberty!

  • fuck kids!!

  • i just want toby jones

  • @gh4basketball toby jones will return

  • CHI TOWN!!!!!

  • @hocysnipes31 We rep the chi!

  • Finally, someone said it!

  • @dasxxii Yes!

  • I agree. Little kids are annoying and stupid. I hate it when I go to the store and they run around like cracked out morons, running into people and shit. You might as well get a dog.

  • Should've been about all those annoying little kids on Xbox LIVE.

  • @BlackBlur888 Kids are annoying in all online games. Kids ruining stuff transcend everything.

  • @Jose1382 Agreed.

  • tomska

  • @DiegoSalas12 What about him?

  • This shit is soooo funny!!!

    WADDUP LIL KID!

    iLL TAKE YOUR ICE CREAM AND THROW IT AWAY! xD

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  • you live in illinois, right?

    btw love the vid! lol

  • Well, that was vaguely entertaining. But that's about the end of it.

  • lol

  • I liked the older version better, but it's still hilarious. Can't wait to see your guys next project!

  • @thewho30rb We're glad you know the older version! We thought this one had more ummph.

  • 3 kids got their mothers fucked. =O

  • We need more of "Jones' Good Ass Videos" instead of this crap. Not every fucking channel needs a music video goddammit.

  • @S21urcle It was fun to do, we'll return to Jones.

  • You guys shouldn't say "fuck kids" because you were all one once. Kids are also the future. =D

  • @Frostehs And what a sad future it will be.

  • @ihatenjoi Yes yours will.

  • @Frostehs Actually, young adults around the age of 20-30 are. Can little kids reproduce? NO.

  • @3t3rn4ldr34m1ng Point not taken. (:

  • @Frostehs That's about my only point. Just sayin'.

  • @Frostehs We're not hating all kids, just the ones who "talk through movies, make faces, and call you fag behind your back"

  • @bigdogeatchild Ahh I see. I know what you mean. Those type of kids can be annoying. Actually most kids are like that now a' days.. The worlds fucked up now a' days! XD Can't even go to school! O_O

  • @Frostehs don't worry, they'll be making videos about old people soon enough

  • @lifephorm I just said that to see how many reply's I get.

    I got a lot LOL.

  • @Frostehs obvious troll is obvious

  • @lifephorm Nah. If I was trolling I would dislike the video and say it sucks over and over again.

  • That was great

  • Its still a crime to touch them at all

  • @kingman1245 not unless you pay another little kid to beat em up ;) then all you will get is the finger and the little kid will get detention. that's all.

  • I was wondering, at the end when there is a picture of a red dog.....which way is the dog facing?? it boggles my mind