I'll put a move on you - The Mighty Boosh - BBC comedy

[MooHead001]

like being caressed by a natural yoghurt

[TheJJB197]

why does the subject of hats make me slightly horny

[XxcharlieechaotiicxX]

Pahahaha 'your like being caressed by a natural yoghurt' xD <3

[SweetEllie95]

I'll take you out for a meal with mr and mrs pain.

[PynkWalkr]

this is still one of my favourite openings of the show

[TheFALSESPECTRUM]

chickachickahhhhhhhh

[literati100]

These two cunts are about as funny as terminal cancer.

[nitromeplay]

@literati100 These two are about as funny as Monty python, bet you don't event know who he is inbred...

[wearemud]

@literati100 Look at the dislike bar... now look at your dick.

No difference.

[hardcorejoey88]

@literati100 I bet you're Scottish

[Chemical373g]

best comedy show ever

[HumanoidBeauty]

Order up some violent quiche.

[thefarragoshow]

257 killeroos.

[jjoeshaw]

Noel is so ugly....

[MissPompousTwat]

@jjoeshaw

Lol. You didn't even get a thumbs down for this. A year ago you would have been crucified! I guess he doesn't have any fans left anymore...

[The1994Ninten]

@MissPompousTwat

Rubbish, he will ALWAYS have fans!

[jjoeshaw]

@MissPompousTwat haha ;) it was just my personal opinion though ;)

[cDmFiLmS]

OLD GREGGGGG! 

[xXDinobloodXx]

First post. The post that hurts the most.

[Cardien18]

"they're like being caressed with a natural yogurt." as opposed to ....that artificial pixie yogurt? (*_*)

[SApcGUY]

thumbs up if you hate it when the top comment was quoted from the fucking video

[jaxmaximus3]

English Comedy, I never get it.

[havoc697]

@jaxmaximus3 British comedy, and it is genius

[jjoeshaw]

@jaxmaximus3 Trust me, most British comedy isn't this bad....

[The1994Ninten]

@jaxmaximus3

So what comedy is understood? Comedy involving pat-falls and farting? 

[karmaburna]

@jaxmaximus3 not surprised, something like this is so based in toying with English speech patterns and mannerisms that you'd be expected to have a hard time unless you were steeped in it every day. add to that english surreal comedy isn't meant to be totally gotten. lol

[JosephVanderL]

Use the violent palm on people and they get super uncomfortable. I love the boosh

[xcharerex]

the post that hurts the most

[MhairiDobbin]

I love how much cooler Noel's jacket is :)

[Cardien18]

'violap' quiche is what I heard LOL howard and his speech impediment

[Rokosaur]

First post. The post that hurts the most.

[ExtradensicMusic]

"Order up some violent quiche..." :D

[86chaz86]

The way they act I just image them cuddling and eating candy between shots. They are too cute.

[rcf789]

VIOLENT QUICHE

hhahahaha

[nigahiga68]

chikah chikaaah...

[Nosirrah002]

1st class post the post that hurts the most !

[crstalcupcake221]

tnx mighty boosh they made me make a band no lie in a bit i will b famous

[Carlosal96]

Press 5 then 8 to come on vinces apprentice

[Michaelinchen]

How can this be so cute. I will die.

[SpookyNooky]

Keep pressing 8. :)

[dima80te]

can anyone explain what does "the mighty boosh" mean exactly, is it a british thing or just something made up?

[rwam3]

@dima80te it's a made-up thing. I've never heard them give a great answer as to what it actually means.

[Kill3rR0s3]

@dima80te I would guess its just a pun on Vince's (Noel's) hair. That way they could never change his style of hair unless it became bigger.

[TrinaOvJarra]

"what's that supposed to be, that's nothing!"

[booshpower]

order up some violent quiche

[Xestantial]

"Caressed with a natural yogurt"

[misslivcoleman]

order up some violent quiche! brilliant

[MsPheeebz]

omfg! so funny

[TheHurff]

ill come at you like a northern bullet

[officialcodeye]

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[slipknotmaggot4eva1]

"First post, yeah. The post that hurts the most."

Julian, fucking genius.

[babbert97]

Violent quiche. LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

[ukgreaterlondon]

is this comedy aimed at the gay audience

and why can't we have a comedy aimed at the tran or hetero audience ?

tran , hetero means the same to me .

[WaxKestral89]

@ukgreaterlondon I don't think it's aimed at an audience of any specific sexual orientation, it's just for people who like to laugh at things that are usually random or immature. Best dvds I've ever bought.

[charlotteBraillie]

@ukgreaterlondon

It's comedy aimed at a female audience. Most Noel-fans are girls.

And we looove the gay subtext.

[helpimafishcake]

@zephranna01 All of them? Shit . . .

[vampirechickita]

Oh god, I love the way British people say "yogurt". Mmm...

[mattm962]

i'll order up some violent quiche

[MissPompousTwat]

Sooooo gay

[charlotteBraillie]

He's felt all his moves. Did you, Vince?

[StrOcc]

247 people were taken out for a meal with Mr and Mrs Pain.

[LikaLaruku]

When he said he was going to "put a move on him," I was expecting something a little gayer. lol.

[charlotteBraillie]

@LikaLaruku

they always play like that with people's expectations. Even that 'tundra rap' looked slightly gay, but not really.

Still don't understand why I find that such a turn on.

[DorianMauve]

I was so disappointed that moustachioed guy didn't punch his lights out. Such an anticlimax to what could have been a great sketch.

[littlegreenartichoke]

In the episode "Journey to the centre of the Crimp" The photo with the pic of Vince's brain cell family is on a commercial for battery world that I recorded today

Check it out here:

type in "battery world mighty boosh" into the search bar

I almost freaked when I saw it!

[wolfeman147]

I just never really got into The mighty boosh, i thought it was too random,  Flight of the Conchords was better.

[charlotteBraillie]

@SkinnyJeansism

Seriously, are iphones uncool? I was thinking of getting one. What's considered a cool smartphone then? What kinda phone does Noel have?

[JaimeeBlowers]

I love Noel, he is very funny and good looking and @BooshsBiggestFan - exactly they have no right to insult Noel, he hasn't done anything to them.

[BooshsBiggestFan]

@zephranna01 If you don't like someone don't be rude and insult him, what has he dne to you? Nothing, so drop it.

[BooshsBiggestFan]

@charlotteBrailie Sorry, I wasn't meant to reply on this video, and I am a Boosh fan, I grew up watching it and I still do, sorry there was another insult about the UK on another comment, my apologies but yes you are right Noel Fielding *IS* the best thing about the UK :) Oh and the previous comment wasn't meant for you, I am on my iPhone so I must have clicked on the wrong person, it was meant for the people arguing. Sorry.

[charlotteBraillie]

@BooshsBiggestFan

No problem, BBF. By the way, I just remembered Jude Law is also English, so the UK has at least two good things to offer. (Sometimes I'm a big quick to judge). No, the UK is great, you're just not very good at boxing, that's all :^)

[MissMillieMenace]

press 666666

[daveated]

owww chicki chickahh

[intergalactasaurus]

"i've felt your moves. how flimsy are they? they're like being caressed with a natural yogurt."

:)

[randominsanepeople]

@zephranna01

So you finally remember the biggoted islamic side to it, and no actually not the same thing I've got a muslim friend whose okay with gay people, And yet again you're talking about someone who isn't a homosexual

[PIKAMONjake]

@zephranna01 islam is compatible with "Bomb us for being white and just plain better in almost every way"

[PIKAMONjake]

(to the guy who's name i didn't bother to read)

this is why you brits piss me off, you want to talk shit when all i did was make a comment that you dont like, so you have to take it up the ass, just because im white, hehe, seriously, stop being little bitches, the usa could have attacked you back, but we only fought you off and left it at that, you love to start shit huh,

[charlotteBraillie]

@PIKAMONjake

Try using the reply button, that way you don't have to remember the name of the person you want to reply to. If you meant Zephranna, I think he's Australian, not a Brit. If you meant me, I'm not a guy and I'm French and we really couldn't care less about Brits or Yanks. The best thing about the UK is Noel Fielding and the US couldn't produce a man as cool as him in a million years.

[BooshsBiggestFan]

@PIKAMONjake I don't appreciate you attacking our whole country because of one person, I love Americans, they're amazing yet I am British, so don't insult a whole country because of one ignorant person. Are you guys seriously arguing on Youtube? To be honest, your both starting shi* because none of you are actually going to do anything because your fighting on the internet. so don't bother insulting our country, either of you.

[charlotteBraillie]

@BooshsBiggestFan

The best thing about the UK is Noel Fielding. That is not an insult to the UK, that's a compliment. You call yourself a booshfan?

[JaimeeBlowers]

@charlotteBraillie Charlotte I don't think they were talking to you I think they were talking to someone who was talking about religion and how they have no rights, when they do.

[joeyXDface]

@PIKAMONjake Really, you think your governments decision was as simple as, "oh lets have pity on them". No, you were shit scared of leaving your own country, look at you now, still shitting yourself everytime you have a war. You have no invading force whatso ever, just troops that you send in then pull out when you can win... afganistan. and dont say "we killed bin laden woohaa", because that was a pointless mission that cost billions and hundreds of lives. And he wasnt even in charge of alkieda

[randominsanepeople]

@zephranna01

So you're just trying to be homophobic rather then islamic now, stick with it

[LilShaggy82]

he went on later that episode to wear a crappy hat that didnt suit him

[PIKAMONjake]

y's every title sound like a gay pun (i mean homo, not stupid)

[randominsanepeople]

@zephranna01

I already covered that with the word lesbians, the cows refered to the point that if it was a gay steak it'd be gay cows.

[ApetureTestSubject]

MMMMMM....Violent Quiche.

[randominsanepeople]

@zephranna01

Well go lesbians cows then

[flawedforever]

I missed these parts from the seasons after and the zoo.

[yellowdello]

@flawedforever so true. I love the whole show, but the first season is definitely my favorite.

[charlotteBraillie]

@zephranna01

Could you throw in a free Noel clone with every gay steak? Where would you breed the clones? Would you have a Jurassic Park full of Noels with different hair styles? You would be the wealthiest man in the world, sending out Noels like mail order brides. But sadly your greed would turn against you, and one night all the Noels break out of their cages and chase you down and eat you alive with their gay teeth while the real Noel - again - pees in your face.

[PIKAMONjake]

@charlotteBraillie ow man, hes gay, that is some thing id rather people hide so i dont have to think about it

[charlotteBraillie]

@PIKAMONjake

ever heard of apostrophes, or are those also too gay for you?

[randominsanepeople]

@zephranna01

Who's straight. the Gap between your ears must be massive

[charlotteBraillie]

@zephranna01

Haha, it almost sounds like a happy end. But it WOULD be the real Noel I saved, I could spot him easily thanks to his beautiful bum and spectacularly sized lunch box. But even the lookalikes would be saved because I poured cream soda in the fuel tank of your killing machine. And then Boris Becker would barge in yelling: "Don't touch Noel I want to play swing ball with her in a cupboard!" and he would smash you to pieces with his mighty forehand while Noel peed in your face.

[charlotteBraillie]

@zephranna01

I would sneak into your slaughter house disguised as a worker and just as Noel was brought to the conveyer belt, all naked and gorgeous and thinking he was gonna die ... tadaaa!!! I would take my executioner's mask off and save him. And Noel (still naked) would thank me by making love to me, showing you just how gay he is. And you would go insane with rage and take his place on the conveyer belt and be cut to pieces. And Noel and I would have your steak for dinner.

[JohnPreston888]

@charlotteBraillie - - - A good piece of advice that I was given was "Never argue with a drunk person or an idiot". Zephrannna01 is at least one of these, perhaps both. Another piece of good advice was "Never argue with an idiot. You will descend to their level, and they will beat you because of their greater experience."

-

However, you are not actually dealing with the vast flaws in their logic, and your flights of fancy are supremely entertaining. Keep up the good work.

[floomification]

@zephranna01 i think this is all some sort of twisted fantasy you have where you watch men being sliced open and masturbate to it. i think you need to have some therapy to face up to your traumatic childhood before you write any more of this perverted slash fiction.

[Jyotinanda108]

hold on ads on bbc vids?????????????

[charlotteBraillie]

@zephranna01

Noel could do a benefit gig and give all the earnings away to buy food for the 'starving billions'. Surely that would make you change your mind about filleting him?

[randominsanepeople]

@zephranna01

Right but who's the gay steak? Come on even the stupidest extremist wouldn't say that. 

[charlotteBraillie]

@zephranna01

The lions would turn out to be mod-lions and they would not eat Noel. They would bow before the king of the mods and then they would all do a little mod-dance together. Your plan fails again!

[randominsanepeople]

@zephranna01

No he's not though, he's got a gf and so therefore is not gay, unless you mean gay as in happy of course:). You were doing really well but you've just screwed up your act so much

[charlotteBraillie]

@zephranna01

Lions are way too straight to eat gay steak. Your plan fails AGAIN!

[charlotteBraillie]

@zephranna01

You mean she wouldn't get there in time to lick the sauce off because you'd allready licked it all off? I KNEW it!!

[floomification]

@zephranna01 i'll save him before the lions get to him, and lick the steak sauce off. YOUR PLAN HAS FAILED.

[randominsanepeople]

@zephranna01

You think he's the kinda person who would pretend to be straight and if you're homophobic you'd believe that it was a choice to be gay and that he couldn't possibly be in the closet, that's a fail on your part.

[RaveNeveRaven]

243 bought hats that didn't suit them

[nburmandesign]

@RaveNeveRaven 243 don't know Brixton from Brighton.

[dmeskouris]

NO, it's short for "SUBSCRIBE to my page" get your mind out of the gutter..

[charlotteBraillie]

@dmeskouris

My mistake, sorry.  I've never subbed anyone, I'm more of a bottom really.

[dmeskouris]

@charlotteBraillie stop it, you're getting me exited...

[charlotteBraillie]

@dmeskouris

I would have no problems subbing Noel though. I would lose all my inhibitions and just go for it, I imagine.

[dmeskouris]

You guys are so weird, i love it... SUB me NOW!!!

[charlotteBraillie]

@dmeskouris

"Sub me now"? That sounds electric! No seriously, is that some sort of S&M request?

[lillagah]

stealing the "i'll take you out for a meal with mr. and mrs. pain" line.

[charlotteBraillie]

@zephranna01

I guess you had to be there.

[charlotteBraillie]

@zephranna01

Zephranna, here's a little joke for you to help you take your mind off that terrible day that is coming soon.

Hope you like it!

Little Red Riding Hood is walking through the forest. Suddenly she spots the big bad wolf lurking from behind the bushes.

- Why Mister Wolf, what small eyes you have!

- Not now, Little Red Riding Hood. I'm taking a shit.

[bdonovan13]

order me up some o that violent quiche!

[charlotteBraillie]

@zephranna01

He's not in any closet. He deliberately flirts with his comedy partner because that's what the fans like to see. People that are in the closet usually act 200% straight out of fear of being 'found out'.

[randominsanepeople]

@zephranna01

Then I'll keep loling, given Noel's fanbase it's clear whats attractive. And you can't throw stones...:)

[charlotteBraillie]

@zephranna01

But the boyish girls get to live, right?

[CrimpMagician]

BBC leaked the mighty boosh film trailer!!Trailer for boosh film on my channel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[randominsanepeople]

@zephranna01

....my logical reply to to that is a bit offense so I'm just going lol

[randominsanepeople]

@zephranna01

That doesn't make sense now does it, so if you look a bit gay you deserve to die even if it's just the way you look? You're making muslims look like dicks you know.

[charlotteBraillie]

@randominsanepeople

For god's sake don't you get it? Zephranna01 is not a muslim, just someone taking the piss.

[randominsanepeople]

@charlotteBraillie

I know that dumbass, I'd have thought my replies would make that obvious. That's why he's a dick.

[charlotteBraillie]

@randominsanepeople

Well I didn't get it at first - being a dumbass and all - and was really creeped out by his/her posts. Feel alot better about it now I realize they're meant to be funny. Although I have no idea what zeprana's trying to achieve by impersonating a fundamentalist on a Boosh thread.

[randominsanepeople]

@charlotteBraillie

Yeah sorry about that, I was pissed off before didn't mean to be quite so ratty.

That's the only thing I don't get is, as well, why on the Boosh.

[charlotteBraillie]

@randominsanepeople

Don't worry, I've been called worse than dumbass. Anyway, it looks zeprana's run out of fundamentalist death threats now. I  think she's probably a boosh fan with a wicked sense of humour :-)

[randominsanepeople]

@charlotteBraillie

Fair enough lol. Could be, still you'd think it'd be more Booshy then

[charlotteBraillie]

@zephranna01

Your well funny mate. Lol at 'I hug my favourite goat'.

[Pottsylird]

He is a troll. Stop feeding him. Ignore him.

[randominsanepeople]

@zephranna01

Nope he's not. Check your facts there, homosexuals don't have girlfriends. So great hanging day for perverts that'll be the day you get hung then.

[randominsanepeople]

@zephranna01

Lol, he's not, for one thing. You must be taking the piss, nobody can as stupid as you and be such a stereotype. BTW Love the redefinition of the word peace.

[newheadliner81]

@zephranna01 lol

[Volcanic9]

@zephranna01 islam is for gays, it's a gay man's religion- wait that's not really an insult being gay is fine, although islamic gays(all of them) are really shitty gays, real sluts, a slut's religion

[Volcanic9]

@zephranna01 nice try

[randominsanepeople]

@zephranna01

Love the irony in that statement

[Kydos37]

@zephranna01 "This is western propaganda... we are a peaceful religion... soon all muslims will chase you and your girlfriend down the street and kill you."

Invalidated your argument using only your own words... win

[DorianMauve]

Howard, please just put a move on him!

[Theicemonkeyjr]

Order up some violent cheesh, You want some?

[stanny111]

OWWW - CHICA CHICA!

[squall600]

c'mon mighty boosh crew, we want a season 4 and a movie title for us booshy fans. and im an american and yet i love the boosh crew

[philipswich29]

@zephranna01 Why are you sitting on your western made PC, surfing the western made internet, visiting a western made website, watching a western made clip whilst threatening to use western money to buy western made weapons or use a western made airplane to attack and destroy the west?

[m4dn3s59595]

well....that was boring

[BooshMeBaby]

Like being caressed with natural yoghurt... Lol. Now there's an idea. Are you free tonight Noel???

[charlotteBraillie]

@BooshMeBaby

Make sure to wash off all the yoghurt when you're done with him, nobody wants a sticky Noel.

[vixvapourub]

god, noel is hot

[rvman1231231]

adverts on bbc stuff? why do i pay my tv license?

[GhibliFan1]

For the record, he did actually buy a hat 2 hours later... but he looked rather good in it.

[slightermusic]

Violent Quiche... the name of my next band!

[leon8285]

@zephranna01 blah blah blah, keep on talking mate, if your gonna do something to make us pay, stop writing comments on a BRITISH video, to a BRITISH person with a BRITISH tv show, your pretty much getting nowhere now are you, stop bitching and do something about us. Your just jealous because we have lots of things to show for our country, what have you got for yours? Bunch of terrorists in a SUPPOSADLY peaceful country, im pretty sure i have better things to do than just win a argument, you fail

[leon8285]

@zephranna01 shut the fuck up, we have order, you have fucking shitty rules, shitty beliefs and they are all fucking fake. you are GETTING NOWHERE BY DOING THIS! If your going to do something, come overhere and fucking bomb us instead of insulting people in text form. we would just fuck you up mate. ENGLAND FTW

[anazron805811]

lol ther was a new kid in our4th per. class today i said

"hi welcome to our class this is my apprentice *insert friends name here"

she then said "apprentice? get it stuffed your my apprentice" we went on from there

..its good to know im not alone with my booshler self!

[ChaosTheory693]

We need season 4 - a movie and an album ! Miss the Boosh :(

[dave9772]

Now that is F'n awesome



[missfranzfan]

That makes me laugh my parents are "Mr and Mrs Pain"

[x0xRuthx0x]

whats going on with the boosh? are they making more stuff or what

[cristiline93]

I love how Vince can't stop staring at Howard. Particularly at the end.

[TheAlanVickersShow]

What the fuck is Religion got to do with this video, go talk your crap somewhere else, religion is a load of old shite anyway, anyone with the right mind can see that, people are so deluded.

[rhi143]

and im a witch/wicca ditch the religious arguments and watch the video

[Tinewashere]

might boosh are so awesome that they managed to put a video up on youtube in 2004 before it launched in 2005.

[TheHurff]

order up some violent keish

[shad0w0fthenuter]

Nice hat. Thanks

[liquidquinn]

@helpimafishcake why do you thank god? you're an atheist

[helpimafishcake]

@liquidquinn irony ya poof

[royalarctic]

Whoever laughs at this is either clinically retarded or deaf, dumb and blind.....

@royalarctic Or has a sense of humour that differs from yours. Considering those other reasons, this one is far more likely, really.