A few years ago, I saw the front cover of a magazine that informed me of something Jennifer Aniston was doing. It said, "Jen pops the question: marry me!"
My first thought was: "That's not a question".
My second thought was: "I don't care who she's saying that to or why she's saying it."
I saw a sign in a supermarket that said, "Together we're using less bags". I grabbed a passing manager by the tie, yanked his face into my knee and said, "It's 'fewer' bags, not 'less' bags". Had the sign-makers opted to be more accusatory, I think they would have thought the phrase, "We're using too much bags" sounded wrong, and yet it fits perfectly with their original choice of grammar.
I didn't really assault the manager. The sign probably wasn't his fault.
I'm embaressed to say I do actually have a 'local' chemist and that I do actually have a tab and refer to the establishment by the first name of the proprieter.
Oddly enough, I think those 'local pharmacy' signs are geared not towards the casual customer but to the 'power users': the elderly. Those folk who ARE generationally-inclined toward brand loyalty in all things, and who visit frequently enough (to keep themselves alive) to become familiar with the staff. Garaunteed they're spending more than those of us who simply go in for the odd throat-lozenge or headache tablets.
I used think exactly the same until I realised that they mean they don't make cereal for any other companies/supermarkets. Like how Heinz will make cheaper version of their baked beans for supermarkets etc. I think.
Hehe, when he said that I just cracked up. It's not even an expression. It's just an absurd and needlessly vicious statement following the prudent header.
@smaakjeks it wasn't directed at you, its just something i say alot that happened to fit in the parameters of what you explained, but also the harsh delivery juxtaposed your longwinded explanation of humour.
Oh no, sorry, I was following your lead (insult prefixed by an ironic notice). I.e. it's offensive to say fuck you, and it's generalising bigotry to say that everyone from the UK are morons.
I'm the one who should have made myself clearer, by adding a "lol" like you did.
Can anyone recommend some ad blockers? I'm tired of seeing Eminem and Dr. Dre come up with some dickhead narrator saying "The Batman and Robin of Hip-Hop"
The reason for the wording "polite notice" is the hope that dick-heads don't see it as a challenge immediately do whatever they are being asked not to upon reading the sign. As David Mitchell is not a dick-head he doesn't realize this. Morons are easily offended.
I've always assumed it was just a nervous sign writer, the sort that always adds extra adjectives in the desperate hope that he will be able to communicate a level of meaning so precise and persuasive that all who gaze upon it cannot but cry aloud. "I never saw it like that before. Come, let us all do as this earnest and forthright sign commands; praise be its writer."
@Darkylollol and who the fucks talking to u kid. i understand how to insult but u gay ppl cleary dont. u think that correcting someones grammar is a insult wen it only proves one of my points and it means u fail and have no life.
lol who is this faggot in the red shirt. such a homo voice i wonder is he really gay? hes certainly nerdy an poofy like a gay person. and has a gay voice. but the videos boring anyways. dunno what hes on about tbh. its for nerd people
@Pipweed The world must be a baffling place to you. Do you look behind the TV to see where the little people are? Or do you just burn it, proclaiming it witchcraft?
You do know that you can use the internet [the thing your on right now] to 'search' for the 'definitions' of words. Words are those things that you type....and that tend to mean stuff. Or, perhaps in your case, words are those things your keeper types for you on the other side of the locked door of your padded cell. Either way, what he said [translated into cretinous blather] is: you are barely worth the air you consume.
@sakar181 lool.its funny how a video about a gay man is full of the gays and the nerds. i dont think thats a coincidence. i would say the same to u as i said to the other twat. get a life u poor bastard.
You can think whatever you want, but face it, morgman burned you so very bad that you dont even understand it. Grow a brainstem, you pathetic excuse for a sentient being.
@sakar181 lol wat? yeh ok mate i have no clue wat ur on about ur cleary spasticated. ur mums probably got cancer or somethin so thats why ur gettin all pissy
@ColonSemi that is totally hilarious. Oh my life, why on earth has someone bothered making that function; it's only possible use is to provide amusement for those who can hear :)
He is so fabulously articulate :) '...and irritating to everyone else, as it insinuates with the very fact that it's being read by you, that you are exactly the sort of spitty, littery, skate-boardy lout, down to who's level of impoliteness the notice is rather self-righteously proclaiming itself not to have stooped'. Why can't we have more of these first-rate comedians in the public eye, and less of Big Brother and general inanity.
lol, it's actually one of my habits to say "watch out" after someone's already tripped. Or if they pick up something hot, I'll say "careful, that's hot."
Bill Cosby has theoretically proven the concept of retroactive signage. You're driving along, *WHAM* and then you see a sign reading: "You have just hit a dip."
I just watched Ed Byrne's video on Alanis Morissette's song 'Ironic', "Written by a woman who doesn't know what irony is." Anyway, he exemplified how you could make what Alanis sings about ironic, including: "It's like a 'No smoking' sign on your cigarette break", and then clarifies how they could have been ironic. For example, such a sign in a cigarette factory, or: "You know those signs saying 'Thank you for not smoking', and you are?"
I think David should rant about those signs, too. Cheers!
@MrSammywow11 I think it's deliberate. This Bulldog crowd seem open to a bit of a slagging anyway considering they stuck with him as a long as they did.
I always thought the 'POLITE NOTICE' signs were nothing to do with politeness at all - I think they're hoping you misread it as 'POLICE NOTICE' and give it more importance than it actually deserves.
I always thought the 'POLITE NOTICE' signs were nothing to do with politeness at all - I think they're hoping you misread it as 'POLICE NOTICE' and give it more importance than it actually deserves.
This video is not quite as funny as some other videos from David, and nowhere near as funny as the one that made me wet myself with laughter last week. But it is quite funny, so seeing as you're here... you might as well watch it.
Oh England and your governmental niceties! I wonder now David Cameron is PM whether your signs will all sign off with "Jesus loves you", a few exes and ohs and a cheeky lipstick kiss... hhhm. Perhaps that's a second term policy.
@do0wop i dont think he is tbh because he always improvises rants on panel shows i think he thinks it through and says it aloud so it has proper emotion.
Whether he is or not rest assured he writes it all himself. The fact that he changes cameras (3 or four times) would indicate they have many teleprompters or he just does it himself
What I find annoying is "Thank you for not putting your feet on the seats/thank you for not smoking here". Being the sort of person who just wants do the opposite, I do precisely that - the opposite. I consciously put my feet on the seats, so I can be smug and say "What an ironic sign". Idiots.
well, i like the written rants and the spontaneous panel show rants all the same. no need to choose one or the other, in fact, i appreciate the subtle differences betwixt the two. another great video , thanks kindly for sharing , cheers from san diego, -we here in san diego throw a "G" on the "no skateboarding" signs as to encourage a bit of cardio for the ever increasing population of rotund residents
Always hilarious and sadly truthful. Many of my friends and I are struggling creatives working retail.I'm sure "how people act in shops"could be a Soapbox topic. The customer who comes in; looks at a product; then tells me it's cheaper somewhere else-that they've actually left the place that it was cheaper to come and tell me it's cheaper where they just were; and can I make it the same price so they don't have to walk back. Customers who swear,smell;are boorish; ignorant; rude. I could go on..
@Ganjamule - it's just a way of pointing out what people found funny about the clip. If you're so aggravated about this, please do not read the comments and do keep your cunts and fucks all to yourself.
Will people when posting comments please stop quoting what i have just heard for fucks sake. It's not "even funnier" when you just repeat it here on You Tube..........Cunts!
@Ganjamule I've never understood it. It would make more sense if they said "I liked the bit where....", but they don't, they just write a line from the video, I wonder why?
@YouGluben ok if you want to be pedantic. Well let me help you then the Boots nearest to you is your local one. The one in the Airport is local to that location. How the fuck do you function in life?
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MrRay523 1 week ago 3
I suddenly realize in none of these can I recall David Mitchell saying "fuck."
IoEstasCedonta 2 weeks ago
@IoEstasCedonta I know, it's fucking bullshit! I reckon it's cause they want to maintain a 15+ or whatever it is in the UK rating
a1176789 1 week ago
Sounds like someone has an overwhelming appetite for fecal discharge.
GraveHorizon 2 weeks ago
Mitchell's Law: objects do not automatically become whatever you label them.
handsomebrick 3 weeks ago
I really want to go into my "local" pharmacy now and say "bottle of the usual" in front of the whole store :)
aragornthebrave 3 weeks ago
@aragornthebrave And hope the smart ass pharmacist doesn't toss you a tube of jock itch cream!
GoblinXXX 1 week ago
Lol this is hilarious
judgejudyslover 3 weeks ago
A few years ago, I saw the front cover of a magazine that informed me of something Jennifer Aniston was doing. It said, "Jen pops the question: marry me!"
My first thought was: "That's not a question".
My second thought was: "I don't care who she's saying that to or why she's saying it."
MendelsonShape 3 weeks ago in playlist Series 2
I saw a sign in a supermarket that said, "Together we're using less bags". I grabbed a passing manager by the tie, yanked his face into my knee and said, "It's 'fewer' bags, not 'less' bags". Had the sign-makers opted to be more accusatory, I think they would have thought the phrase, "We're using too much bags" sounded wrong, and yet it fits perfectly with their original choice of grammar.
I didn't really assault the manager. The sign probably wasn't his fault.
MendelsonShape 3 weeks ago in playlist Series 2
Mitchell does what Dawkins does to religion to absolutely everything, it is magnificent.
ASaxonAtHeart 1 month ago 2
"I have a local pub, and a couple of local restaraunts."
Anyone else think that this is a very telling statement about David Mitchell?
BrashOfKhaamph 2 months ago
Ah, David's adorable anger...
slightlyinsaneFTW 3 months ago
"I object to the whole idea of 'my local boots.'"
"...have that sort of relationship with 'MY' chemist."
Antifides 4 months ago
If you notice this notice, then you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing
Legion563 5 months ago
"Advanced warning" will be added to my list of Carlinisms, along with "Emergency situation" and "Final Destination".
It's also funny how David says he doesn't know what a retrospective warning is, and the proceeds to describe one 2 paragraphs later.
a1024s 5 months ago
I'm embaressed to say I do actually have a 'local' chemist and that I do actually have a tab and refer to the establishment by the first name of the proprieter.
RequiemVortex 5 months ago
Oddly enough, I think those 'local pharmacy' signs are geared not towards the casual customer but to the 'power users': the elderly. Those folk who ARE generationally-inclined toward brand loyalty in all things, and who visit frequently enough (to keep themselves alive) to become familiar with the staff. Garaunteed they're spending more than those of us who simply go in for the odd throat-lozenge or headache tablets.
tsquare82 5 months ago
Aspergers Syndrome humour... Not one of his best.
DragoonBoom 6 months ago
@DragoonBoom why apsergers? that was a typical mitchell rant taking things too serious and being overly critical
schnorschrajaxx 5 months ago
@DragoonBoom Isn't all his stuff kind of "aspergers" humour? (rhetorical)
BearWindAppleyard 4 months ago
anglo saxon mentalité
BenoitBenn 7 months ago
I went into a shop in Wales that told everyone to "Support your local shops"
I askedthe shopkeeper if that meant I wasn't meant to buy anything from him, since my local shops are in Hampshire.
Deepsmeg 7 months ago 8
Is the audio very low for anyone else?
tomatohodson 7 months ago 2
@tomatohodson speak up
pbreaper 7 months ago 3
retrospectiveWarning
Magnetohydrodynamics 7 months ago
Aren't all warnings advance? If you get a warning after the fact, it's called a taunt.
Raventoll 7 months ago 5
OH MY GAWD!!! :') Brilliant! haha
JamieFnLeckie 8 months ago
No such thing as retrospective warning. I'd never thought of that before. Thanks for uploading.
xraycortina 8 months ago
I always had a problem with the Kelloggs slogan "we dont make cereal for anyone else" WTF??
Tossphate 8 months ago
@Tossphate
I used think exactly the same until I realised that they mean they don't make cereal for any other companies/supermarkets. Like how Heinz will make cheaper version of their baked beans for supermarkets etc. I think.
artspooner 7 months ago
The thing I love about this is that I work for Lloyds Pharmacy!
blink182boxcar44 9 months ago
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I can see you are a notice because I have noticed you.
scandowegianpean 9 months ago
What's that ugly building in the background?
joel8lyric 9 months ago
talk about running out of material, dear oh dear.
ebze70 9 months ago
i love this guy... so angry at everything, but in a funny way... yeah
Lougy93 9 months ago
It's a bit like Dr Farnsworth's catchphrase, "Good news everyone!"
chiffmonkey 9 months ago
I think I'm going to start sneaking into places and putting up signs that say "Polite Notice: Shit You!"
RincewindsHat66 10 months ago 5
@RincewindsHat66
Hehe, when he said that I just cracked up. It's not even an expression. It's just an absurd and needlessly vicious statement following the prudent header.
This is why I love British comedy.
smaakjeks 10 months ago
@smaakjeks no offence, but FUCK YOU !
lol
machete97 9 months ago
@machete97
I'm no generalising bigot, but you people from the UK are all morons!
smaakjeks 9 months ago
@smaakjeks it wasn't directed at you, its just something i say alot that happened to fit in the parameters of what you explained, but also the harsh delivery juxtaposed your longwinded explanation of humour.
wasn't this all adequately explained by the "lol"
machete97 9 months ago
@machete97
Oh no, sorry, I was following your lead (insult prefixed by an ironic notice). I.e. it's offensive to say fuck you, and it's generalising bigotry to say that everyone from the UK are morons.
I'm the one who should have made myself clearer, by adding a "lol" like you did.
smaakjeks 9 months ago
@smaakjeks and the endless dance of misunderstandings continues.....
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
not really appropriate there....
machete97 9 months ago
My local pharmacy has adopted the slogan "With Us It's Personal," which I take to be vaguely threatening.
enossified 11 months ago 124
"this is where the Boots, which is here, is" hahaha
rigragtag 11 months ago 40
@rigragtag He said the word tautology about 5 seconds before he said that :P
deek0146 2 months ago
@deek0146 lol I wasn't being pedantic, I was just doing one of those annoying real-time quotes. But anyway, that was 9 months ago, I've moved on.
rigragtag 2 months ago
David's got sand in his vagina on this one
suaveyobi 11 months ago
Can anyone recommend some ad blockers? I'm tired of seeing Eminem and Dr. Dre come up with some dickhead narrator saying "The Batman and Robin of Hip-Hop"
AdiG1 11 months ago
@AdiG1 Yeah, try AdBlock... -_-
TheCubanGringo 9 months ago
The reason for the wording "polite notice" is the hope that dick-heads don't see it as a challenge immediately do whatever they are being asked not to upon reading the sign. As David Mitchell is not a dick-head he doesn't realize this. Morons are easily offended.
WillShakespeare2007 1 year ago
He mist out the sign you get at farmers markets. Declaring farm potatoes, carrots or what not. Like potatoes are made in factories! :-)
tina6581 1 year ago
hilarious, i could listen to this all day.
ec123456789able 1 year ago
"Shit you." Couldn't help but laugh out loud.
sw00natra 1 year ago 4
hey i found a twitter user called realdmitchell but im not sure if its really u.
found a robert webb called realrwebb i think 2
Fett600 1 year ago
Oh yes, my own personal bugbear.
illuminatusds 1 year ago
lol, this was a pretty complicated one, I was only just following it.
pokexplosion21 1 year ago
My favourite is "watch out for falling rocks" as a road sign... as if you could do anything when you see a great big rock plummeting towards you!
indulis1 1 year ago 5
@HenryLavelle74
You Spelt poof wrong you twat
thetoonarmy100 1 year ago 3
I've always assumed it was just a nervous sign writer, the sort that always adds extra adjectives in the desperate hope that he will be able to communicate a level of meaning so precise and persuasive that all who gaze upon it cannot but cry aloud. "I never saw it like that before. Come, let us all do as this earnest and forthright sign commands; praise be its writer."
greyareaRK1 1 year ago
Shut up u stupid gay puff
HenryLavelle74 1 year ago
@HenryLavelle74
puff? you tit!
noregrets92 1 year ago
@pipweed sakars right, you don't even understand an insult. Therefore, your ass has been handed.
Darkylollol 1 year ago
@Darkylollol and who the fucks talking to u kid. i understand how to insult but u gay ppl cleary dont. u think that correcting someones grammar is a insult wen it only proves one of my points and it means u fail and have no life.
Pipweed 1 year ago
I once saw a sign that said (seriously) don't touch the edges of this sign they are sharp and I was like wth why is there a sign there then!?!?!
bax450 1 year ago
why
rgmhjw118118 1 year ago
No such thing as a retrospective warning? Someone's never seen 'The Nazis: A Warning from History'.
pixxispad 1 year ago
lol who is this faggot in the red shirt. such a homo voice i wonder is he really gay? hes certainly nerdy an poofy like a gay person. and has a gay voice. but the videos boring anyways. dunno what hes on about tbh. its for nerd people
Pipweed 1 year ago
@Pipweed lol in an ever increasingly meritocratic society, you've just earned yourself a lifetime of toil...
morgman43 1 year ago
@morgman43 yeh... i dont even know what u just said. get a life u gay prick.
Pipweed 1 year ago
@Pipweed The world must be a baffling place to you. Do you look behind the TV to see where the little people are? Or do you just burn it, proclaiming it witchcraft?
morgman43 1 year ago
@morgman43
ROFL...brilliant! :)
sakar181 1 year ago
@morgman43 get a life mate ur clearly just a gay or a nerd or something. havent got time for ur kind tbh.
Pipweed 1 year ago
@Pipweed
You do know that you can use the internet [the thing your on right now] to 'search' for the 'definitions' of words. Words are those things that you type....and that tend to mean stuff. Or, perhaps in your case, words are those things your keeper types for you on the other side of the locked door of your padded cell. Either way, what he said [translated into cretinous blather] is: you are barely worth the air you consume.
sakar181 1 year ago
@sakar181 lool.its funny how a video about a gay man is full of the gays and the nerds. i dont think thats a coincidence. i would say the same to u as i said to the other twat. get a life u poor bastard.
Pipweed 1 year ago
@Pipweed
You can think whatever you want, but face it, morgman burned you so very bad that you dont even understand it. Grow a brainstem, you pathetic excuse for a sentient being.
sakar181 1 year ago
@sakar181 lol wat? yeh ok mate i have no clue wat ur on about ur cleary spasticated. ur mums probably got cancer or somethin so thats why ur gettin all pissy
Pipweed 1 year ago
@ColonSemi that is totally hilarious. Oh my life, why on earth has someone bothered making that function; it's only possible use is to provide amusement for those who can hear :)
rah243 1 year ago
He is so fabulously articulate :) '...and irritating to everyone else, as it insinuates with the very fact that it's being read by you, that you are exactly the sort of spitty, littery, skate-boardy lout, down to who's level of impoliteness the notice is rather self-righteously proclaiming itself not to have stooped'. Why can't we have more of these first-rate comedians in the public eye, and less of Big Brother and general inanity.
rah243 1 year ago
I agree, in Newcastle there is a sainsburys that says "Sainsbury's Local", it is at least a mile and a half away from my house.
TBlenx1995 1 year ago
this is great
sp1ink 1 year ago
Wantonly, lol
gloomyoutlook 1 year ago
"there's no such thing as retroactive warning."
lol, it's actually one of my habits to say "watch out" after someone's already tripped. Or if they pick up something hot, I'll say "careful, that's hot."
MysteriousC 1 year ago
@MysteriousC polite comment
maybe your just an annoying person
255ad 1 year ago
@255ad ouch. Um, yeah, I happen the think I'm annoying. But I do say it sarcastically, as a joke among friends.
MysteriousC 1 year ago
Bill Cosby has theoretically proven the concept of retroactive signage. You're driving along, *WHAM* and then you see a sign reading: "You have just hit a dip."
Chiscringle 1 year ago
love the sign he is sitting on...Please keep shirts done up!
Siobhan1471 1 year ago
I just watched Ed Byrne's video on Alanis Morissette's song 'Ironic', "Written by a woman who doesn't know what irony is." Anyway, he exemplified how you could make what Alanis sings about ironic, including: "It's like a 'No smoking' sign on your cigarette break", and then clarifies how they could have been ironic. For example, such a sign in a cigarette factory, or: "You know those signs saying 'Thank you for not smoking', and you are?"
I think David should rant about those signs, too. Cheers!
XxSharkBatexX 1 year ago
i love how at the end it goes "bulldog, available at your local boots"
MrSammywow11 1 year ago 151
@MrSammywow11 I think it's deliberate. This Bulldog crowd seem open to a bit of a slagging anyway considering they stuck with him as a long as they did.
93cian 11 months ago
@MrSammywow11 why?
it aint that amazing
u7alll 9 months ago
@MrSammywow11 im undecided whether it was intentionally put there haha
james9408 9 months ago
@MrSammywow11 Boots is a chain of pharmacies
GFxLiquidHandcuffsX 9 months ago
@MrSammywow11 I'll 'ave a Bulldog with my Aspirin.
Destro7000 9 months ago
haha, I love Boots! Of course, I'm American so I have to get it at the cosmetics area of Target.
AutumnDevi 1 year ago
lmfao. "This is where the boots which is here is."
windmoveswater 1 year ago
I particularly dislike the signs my employers have decided were necessary "designated smoking area"
alexdwsn 1 year ago
@alexdwsn Love that one. "This is the smoking area which, had we not put up this sign you're reading, would not have been designated."
dunbar9finger 1 year ago
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I always thought the 'POLITE NOTICE' signs were nothing to do with politeness at all - I think they're hoping you misread it as 'POLICE NOTICE' and give it more importance than it actually deserves.
SueMoseley 1 year ago
I always thought the 'POLITE NOTICE' signs were nothing to do with politeness at all - I think they're hoping you misread it as 'POLICE NOTICE' and give it more importance than it actually deserves.
SueMoseley 1 year ago 126
@SueMoseley makes sense
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mikegotteri 1 year ago
@mikegotteri Too bad all these are just read by him. And also the fact that you can't spell genius.
lankyGigantic 1 year ago
If I ever became a sign-producer, or maybe just a sign-maker, I would be sure to make one that appealed to David. :D
CuriousVirga 1 year ago
I'm wondering which came first, Mitchell choosing "your local Boots" as part of the bit, or the sponsor message?
IoEstasCedonta 1 year ago 3
I think that these Soapboxes are a bit hit & miss, but this one is fantastic!!
Well done Mr Mitchell!!
TheTearsOfLeviStubbs 1 year ago
RETROSPECTIVE WARNING
This video is not quite as funny as some other videos from David, and nowhere near as funny as the one that made me wet myself with laughter last week. But it is quite funny, so seeing as you're here... you might as well watch it.
G58 1 year ago 5
Oh England and your governmental niceties! I wonder now David Cameron is PM whether your signs will all sign off with "Jesus loves you", a few exes and ohs and a cheeky lipstick kiss... hhhm. Perhaps that's a second term policy.
MissFotini 1 year ago
@MissFotini Considering that most people in the UK don't believe in Jesus, that would be rather odd anyway.
CuriousVirga 1 year ago
@do0wop i dont think he is tbh because he always improvises rants on panel shows i think he thinks it through and says it aloud so it has proper emotion.
garyiskoolable 1 year ago
@garyiskoolable yeah but his eyes are moving side to side.
do0wop 1 year ago
not as good material, but still delayed my wank for 4 mins
Shaniac1138 1 year ago
Is he reading off a teleprompter?
do0wop 1 year ago
@do0wop
Whether he is or not rest assured he writes it all himself. The fact that he changes cameras (3 or four times) would indicate they have many teleprompters or he just does it himself
muffin8or 1 year ago
@do0wop He must be.....
TheCrazyGuy91 1 year ago
You'll need to attach the ebola virus to this clip if you want this shite to go viral
jcarcopo 1 year ago
I went into boots and found they didnt sell boots,damn them
spiralisedcat 1 year ago
He's run out of ideas. Which is a shame, because he's a fantastic comdian.
mrbeanaswell 1 year ago
Polite notice: Shit you!
hjenkinz 1 year ago
"'Polite Notice'... I'll be the judge of that."
But I say this all the time!
AdamfMc 1 year ago
4 people don't like bulldog.
pysgodfach 1 year ago
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@pysgodfach wanker
RosscoRussell 1 year ago
Ive just been completly mind fucked O.o
Joshua9966 1 year ago 5
I always thought that the "Slow Children" sign was a little harsh.
jacksawild 1 year ago
@jacksawild So did Jimmy Carr.
mrbeanaswell 1 year ago
hi im david michell and i hate life.
Troy741852963 1 year ago
David how did you get up on that wall?
BINZABOD40 1 year ago
What I find annoying is "Thank you for not putting your feet on the seats/thank you for not smoking here". Being the sort of person who just wants do the opposite, I do precisely that - the opposite. I consciously put my feet on the seats, so I can be smug and say "What an ironic sign". Idiots.
livvi67 1 year ago
how "do" keep off the grass signs get there?
HairyBassist 1 year ago 5
this never showed up in my sub box :(
MadHobbit 1 year ago
Sign, sign.
Everywhere a sign.
Blockin' out the scenery.
Breakin' my mind.
Do this. Don't do that.
Can't you read the sign?
Volvican 1 year ago
I work at boots ¬_¬
Inverted333 1 year ago
@Inverted333 can you get me 2 for 1 shoe deoderisers?
SlashDotDash121 1 year ago
Arrrggghh! The red shirt is so red!
qttytn 1 year ago
well, i like the written rants and the spontaneous panel show rants all the same. no need to choose one or the other, in fact, i appreciate the subtle differences betwixt the two. another great video , thanks kindly for sharing , cheers from san diego, -we here in san diego throw a "G" on the "no skateboarding" signs as to encourage a bit of cardio for the ever increasing population of rotund residents
jeremyshambles 1 year ago 3
Yeah, not one of the better ones he's done... he could probably gurgle incoherently and I'd still watch him, though.
TheVikingElvis 1 year ago 2
A little pedantic for my tastes... Still, it's David Mitchell...
thechaos44 1 year ago
Hmmm... Guess you need to be a Brit for this one.
Guitcad1 1 year ago
Not the best of DM, but no shame in that.
RainFall2112 1 year ago
POLITE NOTICE:
SHIT YOU!
mutantpig08 1 year ago 5
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jasemccormick 1 year ago
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jasemccormick 1 year ago
Hes running low on material
bladelinger 1 year ago
@bladelinger my thoughts exactly.
myboatmyrules 1 year ago
@bladelinger
I really doubt he'll run out of things to complain about...
I think the sponcer is limiting ( censoring?) what he is able to talk about...
colmonhs 1 year ago
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Always hilarious and sadly truthful. Many of my friends and I are struggling creatives working retail.I'm sure "how people act in shops"could be a Soapbox topic. The customer who comes in; looks at a product; then tells me it's cheaper somewhere else-that they've actually left the place that it was cheaper to come and tell me it's cheaper where they just were; and can I make it the same price so they don't have to walk back. Customers who swear,smell;are boorish; ignorant; rude. I could go on..
jasemccormick 1 year ago
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jasemccormick 1 year ago
@jasemccormick i'm in retail and i couldn't agree more. Some are lovely and some are bloody irritating!
pa7mustard 1 year ago
This is your local youtube.
Yes yours!
GarethandSarah 1 year ago
@Ganjamule - it's just a way of pointing out what people found funny about the clip. If you're so aggravated about this, please do not read the comments and do keep your cunts and fucks all to yourself.
hopeathlete 1 year ago
@hopeathlete Clearly an utter Cunt!
Ganjamule 1 year ago
@Ganjamule me? Oh I am. I even have one, can you believe it!
hopeathlete 1 year ago
@hopeathlete yawn!!! Next!!!
Ganjamule 1 year ago
@Ganjamule I agree.
hopeathlete 1 year ago
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@hopeathlete cunt
RosscoRussell 1 year ago
hahahahaha
TheIncludeX 1 year ago
Sonny Jim!
MrBiggusPickus 1 year ago
Please change your shirt David...
CelluloidGrrl 1 year ago 3
@CelluloidGrrl or at least take it off...
spongiebungie 1 year ago
@spongiebungie I second that ;)
CelluloidGrrl 1 year ago
what a babe.
kez0208 1 year ago
Will people when posting comments please stop quoting what i have just heard for fucks sake. It's not "even funnier" when you just repeat it here on You Tube..........Cunts!
Ganjamule 1 year ago
@Ganjamule I love you :L
HipsyGypsy93 1 year ago
@Ganjamule I've never understood it. It would make more sense if they said "I liked the bit where....", but they don't, they just write a line from the video, I wonder why?
6oodfella 1 year ago
This channel is better than half of the Mitchell & Webb TV sketches.
REMAIN ON YOUTUBE ¦:¬]
TWITfromURANUS 1 year ago 2
I work at Boots, in the airside part of an airport. I'm past security, so where is that local to?
YouGluben 1 year ago 4
@YouGluben my arse. no wait im not a troll what am i doing? im sorry :)
LemonAidanLOL 1 year ago
@YouGluben where you are.
Ganjamule 1 year ago
@Ganjamule Except it isn't, since it's not the nearest one to where I live!
YouGluben 1 year ago
@YouGluben ok if you want to be pedantic. Well let me help you then the Boots nearest to you is your local one. The one in the Airport is local to that location. How the fuck do you function in life?
Ganjamule 1 year ago