Diets: Target Women

[TheUshankaBrothers]

All the women in the world? What about the one's who are trying to find enough food to feed their children?

[Neumie7]

he looks the same...

[AukcijaKupujem]

I wanted to ask, do you heard about EMI Diet, I`heard so many good thinks about that diet. My friend lost tons of weight but he refuse to tell me how he did that.

[MrWaji83]

I have located DietOramy diet plans (you will find it on Google) - that diet is fundamentally mind-boggling, I am not actually starving myself and I'm continually dropping those nasty extra pounds - the catch is in distinct categories of foods, instead of in calories...

[khajaasmery01]

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[mariethewerewolf]

Maybe it's contradictory to the whole point, but she looked really good in that exercise outfit near the end.

[madisonsonson]

She is soooo funny! I about lost it when she traded the beer for whiskey.....hilarious!

[EyeOnThePatch]

lol, it's now 2011!!

[HNAMINK]

so inspiring to so many..

this one worked for me..

there is another way that works very well and has helped me!!

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[DizzleBii]

GET GOING!

[kissfan7]

9 people didn't lose weight through the ear hole diet. 9 people suck.

[BadAspenavius]

I ate through my ear and it WORKED!

[DimpledCutie20]

The ending is too funny. She was acting just like those diet people with the 50million hand gestures as they talk.

[DaLilShorty8999]

im glad that water is the only drink i like.. i hate soda BLEH just dries out my mouth and makes me thirstier

[lumyn]

ahh, the good old fifth of whiskey diet. i may have cirrhosis but damn if i don't look good in my sweat pants :)

[angelmae3995]

honestly i beleive the less soda thing... i am an american.. when i lived there i drank tons of soda.... 3 years ago i came to taiwan. and i like NEVER drank soda... only tea.... water... milk. plus i starting exercising a lot. and eating healthier. i lost about 20 lbs in a month and even now i still see weight coming off slowly by itself. im still a bit over weight but i am at average now. i came to taiwan pants size 18... im now an 8.

[DeathlingDreams]

And OF COURSE before I watch this, I have to see an ad for weight loss. Oh, the irony...

Just eat right, and do some exercise, at least three times a week. And if you're still in the body shape you were before...well, maybe you're meant to be that way. I'm an 18/20 and I avoid fast food and jog and swim. And you know what my doctor says? Totally healthy.

[GermaeAnne]

"*whispers* he looks the same"... LOL.

[CresentSanctuary]

I hate through my ear and lost 10 pounds!! thanks sarah!

[firuinthehouse]

How about fucking WATER? or TEA?

Zero calories drinks are teaming with Aspartame and Acesulfam K - which will completely fuck you up. Drink some stuff that doesn't come out of a Coke factory.

[veevee305]

The major issue with all of this "diet talk" is the labelling of foods as good or bad (cake = "bad", carrots = "good). The fact is, ALL foods in moderation contribut to our physical and psychological health.

I find it depressing that I had to recover from an eating disorder to finally learn that.

[cho474chang]

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

[miguelantihero1027]

i swapped a 6 pack of beer for 1/5th of whiskey!

[mariahrose210]

There's this magical thing called working out! It really helps you lose weight. I know, I know, crazy right?

[Siritia]

An incredible diet: Move more, eat less! Amazing effects!

[montawong]

fooorrr eeeveeerrrrrr....

[SimulatedStories]

If there is a really, really bad time to go on a diet, then it's new year.

[ScubaDiverAnastasia]

I ate through my ear. But then I got a terrible ear infection. I'd rather be fat.

[JogBird]

billions of people dont have access to clean, potable water and fat ass americans cant get off their soda diet?

[Leajk]

the look on her face when she brought out the whiskey for dinner - rofl!!!

[the1revenge]

Cut down your food intake, even just a little, and start working out. You don't even have to hit the gym 5 days a week, climbing some stairs works too.

And stop complaining about being on a diet. You weren't crying when you were eating all that ice cream, you won't cry when you're eating your lettuce!

[Isaia]

"HE LOOKS THE SAAAME"

[necr0sins]

I love 1:25 it's so damn funny, I almost dropped my laptop

[contrabndsuprman]

Sarah Haskins looks like she'd be so much fun to hang out with.

[necr0sins]

@contrabndsuprman She does man she is awesome, I love her

[linzymack]

no sugar, no snacks, weight loss pills, "low fat" foods- you see this shit everywhere. but all you have to do is exercise! real exercise, like walk outside and run or just jog a little. yes, dont drink a soda everyday and have pizza rolls for breakfast, but seriously exercise is key and everyone is too LAZY to do it!

[mskiwii]

Cut out a pop a day and you'll lose weight!

I dunno about the rest of the world, but I don't drink a pop a day.

[OneEyedElephant]

Yes,forget the fattening sugars and switch to diet, aspartame (poison) filled drinks.You may die young but at least you'll be thin!!!

[spagerbot]

Yay womin! Now we can starve ourselves with the support of popular media! Yay! Your body is unacceptable as it is! Change it so your peers find you ascetically pleasing! Whoo!

[drjay182]

@spagerbot well said

[midnafan101]

umm i gained 10 pounds by using the earhole techniuqe lol jk

[hanitra]

Hahahaha ah fuck, I love Sarah Haskins!

[crankinup120]

instead of being forced to watch the commercial, just click the refresh button and you can usually skip it. :)

[karrieannbean]

it was a tampax commercial before the video for me...

[RachelHC]

It bugged me that it was swiffer commercial before this video...

[NinaQueenofSpades]

Pantene XD

[drmkkk]

these vids are pure awesomeness... and I am a guy :) no homo :D

[spagerbot]

We don't care if you're homosexual. Being homosexual doesn't diminish your opinion.

[drmkkk]

"no homo" is a pun from "that's gay" - another awesome current's show... check it out

[symelian]

a six-pack for quart of whiskey :D

[suchducks]

what, you don't drink that much soda? go f*ck yourself!

[vf1764]

@suchducks I love it!

[mermadebaubles]

CAN OR HAS SHE MADE ONE OF THESE ABOUT BENEFIBER OR METAMUCIL COMMERCIALS???!!!! They are clearly all about losing weight, which was not why people use that stuff... and it is all geared towards women.. as if men need not be regular.

[Vegamania]

already made... look up 'target women: number two' it's full of... uhh .... commercials

[AliMcCann1010101]

The "number 2" episode covers them.

[undeadhomeskillet]

I ate through my ear and it worked!

[anonnigh]

why is sarah haskins so amazing? funniest 3 minutes clips ever!

[groovydavid]

StayingSain:

Sain is spelled sane. After you say "If you want to lose weight" you need a comma. The second "if" in that sentence should not be capitalized. Excercises is spelled "exercises". You made that mistake twice. Exercises are TOO hard, not TO hard. Insert a comma after hard. Where you quote the word "harsh", the comma should be outside of the quotation marks.

Perhaps you should spend more time working on your own faults rather than pointing out the faults of others.

[mixxycan]

Actually, the American standard is to place the punctuation inside the quotation marks. Outside placement is more of a British standard.

[katid09]

Nit-picking, much? Geez. I didn't see anywhere where StayingSain was really being rude or anything. Good job in making yourself look pretty inept yourself.

[brightpinkstatic]

No pain no gain.

[xsqueefluffx]

"terrifying imp richard simmons"

[locionbarata]

six pack of beer thats my diet right there hahaha LMFAO

[MrLilmissy123]

really weird..

[lionkingboy]

may i suggest the crystal meth diet??? lulz

[StayingSain]

Why do people buy into all of this dieting bullshit? If you want to lose weight do it the old-fashioned way and If you think that you don't have enough time each day or the excercises are to hard I guess you just don't want to lose weight.

This may sound a bit "harsh," but it's the truth.

Save yourself some money and put some effort into excercising and eating "right".

[ctvwr]

That sound's about right. Plus, most people don't generally change some single factor in their life at will. All of the other factors that tie into that one thing(like eating habits for example) will remain. So that one habit will likely do so as well. Try going vegetarian in the military for example. Not likely to happen when you have no control over the mess hall menu and a strong financial incentive to eat there.

[JessicaRabbit1011]

@StayingSain Right because "exercising and eating right" is NOTHING like dieting..wait, it the same.

[JessicaRabbit1011]

@StayingSain Right because "exercising and eating right" is NOTHING like dieting..wait, its the same.

[Ayume116]

@StayingSain People's bodies are different. Some people are naturally thin just because they have a high metabolism, not because they eat right and exercise. I'm not saying people shouldn't do either of those things, but your comment just seems like its implying that all overweight people are only like that because they're lazy, which isn't always the case.

[StayingSain]

@Ayume116

I'm aware of that. My comment was directed at those who have the potential to lose weight. If a person isn't able to lose weight due to genetic disorders or certain diseases then my comment doesn't apply.

[Ayume116]

@StayingSain Ah, okay. My bad.

[firuinthehouse]

They should have placed a disclaimer about the "eat through the ear" book - specifically saying not to do this. You never know, there are a lot of Americans roaming around yt :)

[JessicaRabbit1011]

@StayingSain Right, because "eating right" couldn't possibly be considering a diet.

Oh wait. It's the same effin thing.

[JessicaRabbit1011]

@StayingSain Right, because eating "right" couldn't possible be considered a diet.

Oh wait. It's the same effin thing.

If you consider food as 'right" and "wrong" and count and measure everything, you're dieting.

[beautifulbeast4]

Laughed My head of.

[chon4186]

i find it highly ironic that all of the ads at the bottom of the video implanted by google are all for different diets... shows how shitty their ad bots are

[DBZ1FAN1GIRL]

The soda thing does not work I have gone with out soda for mouths at a time and did not lose wait ps the creepy guy lost wait by doing crack!

[anonybelle]

it's spelled weight goddammit

[roxusan]

Soda does rot teeth, and cat alter your body's taste buds and the way it digests food. On the long run, ditching soda (including diet soda) means ditching pounds. Drinking the mineral water is a good replacement.

[feefeelapoodle]

omg!"STICK IT IN YOUR EAR!"

[16taylor18]

this video was kind of funny

[RAZEAN55]

i went from 1 cup of coffee a day to 3 and lost 1 pound a week odd huh?

[CrazyKawaii]

a 6 pack of beer for a 5th of whisky!!!!!! HAHAHA that made me LAUGH. stick it through your ear!!!

umm i lost ten lbs in 2 weeks by binge drinking! i totally lost my appetite. it was amazing :D

[hellogoodbye0110]

sarah haskins is actually the funniest person in the entire world

[recoilition]

Sarah!!!! u rock!!!! i love u

[alfaramz3]

that soda thing SO LIEING i NEVER DRINK SODA I HATE SODA AND I HAVENT LOST...what A FREAKIN POUND I SHOULD LOOK ANEREXIC DANG IT hahaha yeah...

[neoneolady]

it's only losing wait gained from soda i should know.... thank goddness for tea <3

[AnnaSmee]

I love these videos.

[yeehaw1126]

ahha you are so funny!

but how bout this?

EXERCISE! you can eat, lose weight and be healthy with a nicely toned body!!!

[0hiyou]

eat less, drink your dinner!

that shit about the 6 pack for the fifth of whiskey was a lol...

[azarikia]

3:00

Get going!

[starkid]

Oh my god, Sarah Haskins is my hero.

[EarthlyMaidenLita]

Richard Simmons doesn't live because he diets..

He lives because he's immortal or something. Or he clones himself every year.

[pesematology]

"You don't drink that much soda? Go f*ck yourself."

[rubyxredxrose]

OH MY GOSH! PRESSURE'S ON, NOW! I BETTER GET TO POSTIN', OR MY FAMILY AND I WILL BE KILLED! Just like how I was raped, skinned alive, peed on, had my dog get raped and killed, and got stabbed several times by Mickey Mouse because I didn't forward that email! But I learned my lesson!

[AndrewSavesTheDay]

Mickey Mouse is a dick.

[franeh13]

maybe  he need try eat some of his food by his ear.. sorry i was eager to cooparate on this reply chain :p my fault

[D3adleavez]

just stop eating you fat women.

[anonybelle]

you know the secrets of the universe. please never stop dispersing your genius to us, the lowly and humble youtube viewers.

[0Krusnik0]

Sugar > Artifical shit

JUST EAT LESS!

[Excelion333]

I have lost 55 pounds since jan 1st not on a diet I am just eating right and exercising.

[CGC002]

"Stick it in Your Ear" is the most helpful dieting book I've ever read. I've lost 20 pounds in two weeks!

[DrFirestarter]

I'm in love!

[jodielovesquinton]

haaa,

clasicc

[LittleGigiK]

Don't drink Soda or Diet soda! Water is so much better for you, and not just for weight reasons.

[MGibsonprodutions]

i have CRAKED UP at every 1 of ur video's

[butterflyburn]

AC Slater alert @ 0:28

[fashionsleep]

hahahaha at 1:59

[Kaylaiscrucial]

Sarah, I laugh out loud every time I watch your show, keep up the amazing work!

[PrincessCaprice18]

this is awesome. she rocks

[slestack27]

hahaha this is awesome!

[slestack27]

"...who wants to die?"

[superchimpunk]

Hahaha! I swapped a 6-pack of beer for a fifth of whisky :D

[kasskoffee]

Sarah is the best. New favorite person ever.

[kfetter16]

lol sarah you rock! gunna get me some of that whiskey now.

[twaceyloo]

haha I thought that too!

[SenseOrSensibility]

Wait a minute--diet sodas are WORSE for you than regular sodas! It's been scientifically proven! They're the ones that are loaded with saccharine and other artificial sugars. "Diet" soda is no better for you in the long run. Really.

[dragonuv7]

hail himmelstoss

[Femmefatale32000]

Richard sounds like my Uncle Berro!! Especially 'bout the die-it thing!!! Hawhaw!!!

[DummyIsland]

hah hah fat goils! baw haw! do or diet ha ha, elephants, yer killing me here!

[ajqueen31]

love it. "for.ev.ver."

Sandlot rocks.

[shmahkamova]

he looks the same! hahahahaha

[heidiopolis]

this girl is genius :D

[lollipop123]

If you live in LA, go to second city and see the improv show catnip perform on tuesday nights at 10. This group is amazing at improv! Sarah is in it and it's hilarious!

you are hilarious! keep up the great work.

[kaytlinschipper]

SARAH FOR PRESIDENT!

[andgrrea]

I want Sarah to be my new best friend....

[utterlyherolike]

Hilarious, as usual.

[imBananerz]

lol

[andid]

I ate through my ear and I lost 50 lbs in one month! Thanks Sarah!!!

[R0kket]

hahaha loved it!

[CordeliaChaseluvsu]

Awesome. XD