Music Video for - All My Friends Are Dead - Turbonegro

[kickuass32]

why do all brits have fucked up ass teeth??

[SirCrudNoodles]

@kickuass32 Because all Americans are fat. Wait whaaaat?

[britneymarietillman]

Omg this is HELLA funny Great Video For the NERD group not trying to be an ass Haha Butt GREAT video Luvs it

[UKrocker3D]

seriously your all sad

[L4DDarkVampRaven]

The dude at 1:09 looks like he really hurt his arse/back. Tbf It was a good flip :)

[SirCrudNoodles]

@L4DDarkVampRaven That was me. It did hurt. Every time. haha

[swindont]

very good use of colour and sounds, i think this video has the potential to be the most viewed on the web, congratulations, also get ready for the release of runaway horsey

[shwow202]

2:21 Fuck this weres KFC??

[SkipMan0097]

this is really really bad...

[NIGHTxCHILL]

you look like nick simmons.

[Haugy13]

@ciaran947 I stated my nationality because Turbonegro ar Norwegian Dummy. Leave Britain they don't won't you. White Trash

[SirCrudNoodles]

@Haugy13 I'm pretty sure Norwegians are white too...

[Haugy13]

@ciaran947 shut up Ciaran, i'm Norwegian and i'm glad for this Video to be on Youtube.! so Fuck you!

[bogdy1k]

OMFG!!!!

[MikeMcrawr]

lol i though it was funny XD but u need to actulay get hurt it would make the video look so much better

[SirCrudNoodles]

Check out my later werstling videos.

We DO get hurt there.

[jake1767]

wicked video thumbs up!!! :)

[zachfiend]

fuckin gay

[SirCrudNoodles]

What an original insult.

[shwow202]

pomys im gessing

[SirCrudNoodles]

Pommys, actually.

[SuperUB3R]

Nice ties, dushbags.

[SirCrudNoodles]

Part of our old uniforms, -douchebag-

[SirCrudNoodles]

Yes mum...

[wickedcarne]

are you serious? these kids are retarded! hopefully they'll maim and castrate each other, saving humanity.

[SirCrudNoodles]

I think s/he's super serial.

We did infact castrate each other. It was a joyous and wonderful experience, sadly though, humanity was not saved. Arses.

[bulletformyhorizon]

ahahaha. 5* nice effort. i actualy gott a laugh.

[maxonium88]

bunch of gays...

bull shit

[Alex1421001]

lame

[Z0MBIE09]

What the fuck is this shit

[SirCrudNoodles]

It's a video.

[arn00oo0]

LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[WearechangeN]

Charming. At least you dig the song so thats a sign of health ;)

[makuma127]

fuckin gay i give it  -10

[SirCrudNoodles]

Oh, you do?

Well you can't.

So you don't.

I give you +10 for being original and saying its gay.

[35599809]

this video is gay!!!!!!!!!!!

[JakeSskater]

why is every one leaving negative comments its just a piss about its funny to

[Laisvas2000]

That guy at the end with pig noise or smth was facking great! xDDD

[Blondelilbitch]

omg i cant believe u ate leaves thts disgusting

[MoffeAnimal]

DROP OUUUUTT!!!!  For god sake!!

Humans... Get hand on some mind-destroying drugs now!!! And get that brainwash fixed!

[SirCrudNoodles]

I really didn't understand this at all.

If you're calling me a drop out, thats a fail, because my last day of school was the day after this one, and im almost finished my first year of college.

[thecoloryellowvideos]

go die.

[SirCrudNoodles]

You want us to die because you don't like my video...

I see.

[SockMyDink]

Exactly.

[SirCrudNoodles]

Exactly what?

And answer your own question.

[SockMyDink]

Quit fucking worrying about what people think about you over the internet.

If you care so much, why the fuck did you post this stupid ass video?

[SirCrudNoodles]

If I WORRIED then why would I post this?

You're making little to no sense.

[prisen]

I like the uma uma guy more than these chubby bastards. great song. hah!

[SockMyDink]

Oh shit you're ugly as fuck.

[SirCrudNoodles]

And?

[SockMyDink]

Quit making videos you british faggot.

[SirCrudNoodles]

Why?

[Mrlarmalama]

ugly nerd love

bet you all had a suck on each others willy's after this hahaha this video is only popular because how freakish you are :) xxxx

[YZFMANIAC08]

nerd rage 1:02

[vikingpatrioten]

why said you " fuck norway"  i'm from norway and norway are the best contry in the world:D!

[JAMIEMAN666WOOP]

a bunch of bastards

[SirCrudNoodles]

Why?

[bustanutonhalo3]

Look at the fag in the beginning

[SirCrudNoodles]

And hes a fag because .. what?

We can all realise hes fat and honestly if all fat people were gay (because thats what fag means, I'm not taking your word out of context) then there would be a few "fags" in this video.

Thanks for posting two comments in one video you don't like by the way. Not even in an answer back to previous comments either, just another mindless attempt at an insult.

[niggerlove12]

wow i wasnt gonna post a comment saying you guys were faggots but now that i saw this response i had to tell you that you are a faggot.

[SirCrudNoodles]

See above.

[niggerlove12]

what do you mean see above? fuckin norway bastard

[SirCrudNoodles]

...I'm english.

Fail.

[niggerlove12]

haha even worse that means your a cheesedick.

Fail.

[thisisyourusernamek]

It is "you're" not "your"

FAIL

[blaktearskeepfallin]

=3 hehe

[blane2489]

this vid is funny as shit.

i love when that kid is eating leaves lol

[SirCrudNoodles]

Thank you muchly =D

I never knew shit was so funny ..

budum tcch

[bustanutonhalo3]

fucking nerdy bastard fudgepackers

[SirCrudNoodles]

You're so cool, being able to post 5 insults together in an attempt to make your statement more powerful.

Add in the fact your a Halo fanboy and you support Man U ... super cool dude you are.

[TommyGrule]

+1 haha bustan, oned

[RachieBaybee01]

ha ha i love your vids!

Now i hate to pre-judge but i recon you lads are top notch.

see ha ha pre-judge can be used in a nice way...

learn from me kiddies.

Because i just plain rule.

Thank you and goodnight =D

P.S stereotyping is bad juju.

=D

[SirCrudNoodles]

Thank you muchly.

Rule you do.

[ChuCk230e]

gay

[tugnbud]

whats the big deal if u think its shitty go watch another video. dont leave spammy comments cuz its not exactly doing you any good... god... fags.

[tomatoheadcorp]

Omg, seriusly you're a bunch of fucking nerds... that was the worst crap i've ever seen!

[SirCrudNoodles]

Nobody crapped in this video.

Learn to spell by the way.

[blane2489]

wow and ur fav vid is backstreet boys wow go jump off something with spikes bellow

[denntal]

haha, the only funny thing was the kids sound in the end xD

[AkamaSec]

nerds

[tugnbud]

lol thats awsome!

[SirCrudNoodles]

Thank you.

[saavaa]

jackass wanabees... LOL

[Slayer93420]

all fat kids are dead

[nssur]

I saw this movie

the name is.... i cant remember...

oh yeah, the name is

Revenge of the Nerds Revenge of the Nerds Revenge of the Nerds Revenge of the Nerds Revenge of the Nerds Revenge of the Nerds

[SirCrudNoodles]

What are you, five?

That was one of the most pathetic comments this video has had.

Shame on you!

[nssur]

I'm just a normal high school student that likes to insult and beat geeks =)

♫ all the geeks are dead ♫

[SirCrudNoodles]

...

So you're an asshole?

[Alchohollica]

I know its got nothing to do with this video but i'd just like to bring to your attention that indie has been around for years it hasn't just miraculously appeared over 1 year. You just get little fanboys running about now just like in my day it was korn and slipknot fanboys and the dreaded Linkin Park. Oh and you guys dont look indie, indie fans usually look like rejected emo's.

[SirCrudNoodles]

Indie seemed to just appear out of nowhere for me. Seriously, I'd never heard of it till about 3 years ago.

[mcbunnysox]

okays. i'll let you be on this one. have a lovely week. LATERS!

[mcbunnysox]

i wasnt saying thats what was making you like jackass. all the things you were doing made you seem like wanabee jackass kids. why you being wanabees? just be yourselves!

[SirCrudNoodles]

At the time, this WAS ourselves. Maybe we were Jackass wannabees that didn't realise it. All that I know is I've never tried being anybody but myself, unless I'm portraying a character. Paul Myself is a prime example. I'm advertising myself because I don't know what else to say. This has been the most intelligent and well-reasoned series of comments I've had so far. Kudos to you for having a brain and not just saying random crap.

[mcbunnysox]

teamrampage123 no they wouldnt. and its not really prejudging if its as in-your-face as it is in that video. and you are trying to be indie. the way you wear your ties, the way you've made a shit attempt of a jackass video with turbonegro over it, just everything!

[SirCrudNoodles]

Everybody wore their ties like that, you're saying that the whole school was trying to be Indie?

We never tried to be like Jackass, we were bored on one of our last days in the school, and yes the song was from the second Jackass film but who gives a fuck? Thats like saying if I whistled the Kill Bill theme during a video then I was trying to reinact the entire movie.

I love how determined you are to prove a point though.

[teamrampage123]

hahahaha u guys would be great on jackass

[SirCrudNoodles]

We really wouldn't. But thanks anyway.

[mcbunnysox]

i agree. but laughing when someone misses the letter b from a word makes you a nerd. and yuou said yourself that indie occured in the last 3 years. 2007 is in the last 3 years. you've lost. just accept this fact.

[SirCrudNoodles]

No, because you're wrong about us trying to be Indie.

If we're Nerdy, then we're Nerdy. I dont mind being a Nerd, I'm just annoyed at the accusation. You shouldnt prejudge.

[mcbunnysox]

okay so i missed a b. the way you're talking makes you sound like a right nerd.

nearly every person in that video is a nerd. you cant argue with the majority of the comments on these videos. and is this video more than 3 years old? umm... no.

[SirCrudNoodles]

Knowing how to speak good english and being a nerd are two completely different things.

I can argue, and I will.

And this video was made in 2007, Year 11 in Burford.

[mcbunnysox]

1 - i know. thats why i said quite a few of them. dumarse.

2 - have you looked at yourselves in this video?

and there's been indie music for about the last 10 years. and that... is how... its done...

[SirCrudNoodles]

Loved the correct spelling of "Arse".

Loled at the misspelling of "Dumb"

Yes, I looked at ourselves. I still don't see how we look like Nerds.

I think we can both agree that Indie music may have been around for 10 years, but has only really boomed in the past 2-3 years.

[mcbunnysox]

1 - quite a few of them were fat.

2 - you really are nerdy. its really obvious.

3 - i didnt mention glasses.

and its the way you wore the ties, the way you acted and the fact you put fake fighting over a turbonegro track. you cant get much more wanabee indie.

[SirCrudNoodles]

1 - Read what I said. I didnt say None of them were fat.

2 - How are we nerdy?

3 - I assumed you linked Glasses to Nerds but obviously you didn't.

We really really didn't try / want to be "Indie" and when this video was made there wasnt really any Indie music/style around.

[mcbunnysox]

you know what i hate? fat nerdy kids who think theyre indie. get a life.

[SirCrudNoodles]

You what what I hate? People who prejudge.

Not all of the people in this video are fat, none of us were nerdy, some of them were prescribed with glasses because of poor eyesight.

The "indie" is a new one though, not heard that before. If you're referring to the ties, that was our uniform. Not a private school before you think/say anything anyway, but you probably won't because theres not much else you can say really.

[maskintape0]

Ur all fukin retarded get a life!!

[SirCrudNoodles]

Learn to spell.

And throw in some original insults while you're at it.

[BenIsL33t]

UK FTW

[SirCrudNoodles]

Thumbs up.

[5akurahinata]

lol u crazy people ;D

[SirCrudNoodles]

Thank you. I has many more videos. Feel free to watch them. This is me pleading, haha.

[5akurahinata]

lol will do xD

[Tumislavsky]

no cool

[SirCrudNoodles]

grammar fail

[TomTom40202]

wuts up with the tiny little ties?

[pl333]

N00bs

[jduarte2768]

FFS! Fucking nerds!

[SirCrudNoodles]

Where?

[Haloman777]

Beginning was funny

[Scotchmist123]

sweet video :) love turbonegro!

[AwesomeMattMachine]

epic win, congratulations to you fine sirs

[SirCrudNoodles]

Cheersy poo

[BuGGzFoShO]

bad teeth are bad

[redlendsen]

lmao

[bildeau]

LAME

[SirCrudNoodles]

So are one worded comments in capitals.

[SirCrudNoodles]

haha, really?

[fallowsja]

ryan hahaha

[triclops9]

LMAO, you guys have to wear monkey suits to school!

[dawrightstuff]

DO A FREAKIN' 'NOTHER! xD

But next time, eat nettles =P

It doesn't hurt at all, trust me =P

I'm not joking though, it really doesn't.......................­.

[SirCrudNoodles]

Never eaten them. Jumped in them alot though.

[dawrightstuff]

No suprise there mate.

[Toeche]

i called you guys retards, i mean common look at it yourself. wtf, than you started to bug me with your smart ass jokes.

and really if you died i wouldnt care and its not becous of your dumbass video is becous your

A

FUCKING

RETARD!

[SirCrudNoodles]

I never questioned you calling us retards. Ok, I'll look at it...

Yeah, allright. Now what?

"If you died i wouldnt care" - you're just making yourself look worse. If you think people who are "Retarded" should die, then I hope irony strikes you and that your kids are disabled. I know thats an incredibly insensitive thing to say, but I'm acknowledging it and not throwing the insult around with no direction whatsoever.

[Toeche]

touché motherfucker :P

[SirCrudNoodles]

rofl, you're a legend, seriously.

No hard feelings, you're not an internet troll.

Take care mate.

From the retard.

[Toeche]

retards

[SirCrudNoodles]

You can't spell "Touché" properly.

Ha.

Fail.

[Toeche]

Toeche is my tag name.

Ha.

fag.

[SirCrudNoodles]

Seeeee you had to resort to a gay joke. That was original.

[Toeche]

no your vid is not gay and soo original :P

a terrible jackass rippof?

haha.

no, i'm sticking with my first comment.

retards.

[SirCrudNoodles]

Rippof isn't a word.

And no, we never tried to be like Jackass.

[Toeche]

yeh :P

sure, wel your still retards.

and i know you want to seem cool and hip and all,

let me tell you your not doing quite a good job with your grammer correctings.

stupid nerd.

go play with your lego's.

and die please.

[SirCrudNoodles]

I'm totally hip, me. I'm doing an amazing job correcting your grammar, because I'm doing it right.

You're automatically a cunt for wanting death on a person.

You're an idiot for wanting death on a person because they made a video.

[PitchfordStache]

What the hell was that at the end? It made it worth watching the whole thing.

[SirCrudNoodles]

Chivers' "Horse Noise" we called it.

[TTunder]

Omg, wtf was that ?

[SirCrudNoodles]

Its a video.

[weebull16]

turbonegro rules, brits rule(aside from their stereotype teeth)and that little fatboy at the end rules

[TiKiJooOo]

LouLbyTiKiJooOo

[winkeesalami]

Cowards! Fall on ur backs! :S

Norway and turbonegro rules :P

[bustanutonhalo3]

fuck norway

[MetalHeadW]

I'm from Norway....

[winkeesalami]

@bustanutonhalo3 Fuck you :=)

[tokojojiji]

sucks

[stupidassstudeos]

who cares, about the "Video Contents" or if the maker was British, french, chinese, etc. Its fucking TURBONEGRO!!!

[jolu1203]

There actually Norwegian! And yeah! Its fucking TURBONEGRO!! There fucking great!!

[SirCrudNoodles]

No...we're British.

[SirCrudNoodles]

This comment makes more sence than about 95% of the comments on this video

[JGAJtechdeck]

Hmm... Agreed :) nice video

[StylesPfashow]

yeah dudes turbonegro!!!

[Stikboy11]

.....first off i wasnt stereotyping i was actually saying you have a fucked up mouth just that whole region and i don't even know y your so hung up on the gay thing did i hit a soft spot when i called you a faggot? plus bitch you spelled my name wrong its clearly spelled stikboy20 dumb fuck and that has absolutely nothing to with a cock at all so the fact that your even thinking like that is just gay

[SirCrudNoodles]

It was playing on the stereotype "All English People have fucked up teeth". I wasn't hung up, more elaborating and nitpicking on an insult that was randomnly thrown at me. CLEARLY *you love that word* I did make a mistake with your name, but clearly Stickboy11 is clearly the correct way to clearly spell Stick so clearly you're spelling is clearly shit. Clearly.

The fact I think in every way possible shows im open minded, and again you're using a "Gay" joke, which shows you are not.

[Stikboy11]

....was that like suppose to be an insult or something cause if you clearley knew what emo was then you would know that im clearly skater bitch and so what if i take a pic in the mirror oh god look at your faggot ass long hair and fucked up mouth

[SirCrudNoodles]

Well it worked. You were clearly *I spelt it right* insulted because you retaliated against what I said.

I was prejudging you *which yes, I know is wrong but lets face it, you're a racist homophobe who can't spell British, I'm not exactly going to cuddle up to you* based on your picture. Well done for noticing I have long hair, as does Bam Margera, one of your skate crushes. I wonder if its "Faggot Ass" though? And I dont have a fucked up mouth, its teeth. You can't even stereotype properly

[SirCrudNoodles]

Ok, I was wrong, you CAN spell British. My faltering eyes got the C and S mixed up. That still doesn't hide the fact you're a dick and blatently *not clearly* in the closet. I mean lets face it, you're a skater that tries to bully people with long hair because you think it makes them look girly, and your username is "Stickboy11". Stop drawing attention to your cock and realise who you are. Its ok, I'll hold your hand if need be cuz apparentally i'm a fag too.

[Stikboy11]

bunch a british fags

[SirCrudNoodles]

Yeah, thats right. We're fags mister I take a picture of my emo self with a camera phone in a mirror.

[dawrightstuff]

Haha. Stikboy, coming from a guy who uses the contraction "A" to shorten the word of, and who has a video called "Canadian Lollipop" (which is even gayer than it sounds), I think you've made a bit of a contradictory statement there burger boy.

[bustanutonhalo3]

fuck you what country are you in?

[bigF070405]

this really cheers me up, broke my ankle 2 weeks ago so kinda sat around doing nowt got back on you tube viewing some vids iv looked through before and this one popped up with Mesher in it :P you must have had loads of fun doing it but makes me wonder Eddie you ever seriously injured yourself doing your thing? much appreciation of your work lol Frances

[SirCrudNoodles]

No, I havent. The stuff in this video isn't really that dangerous anyway, it was just us having a laugh and messing around. When we had proper wrestling matches we could get pretty bruised up, but nothing serious. No broken bones or anything. Stuart did cough up blood once or twice after taking too many chest shots, and I did land awkwardly on my neck a couple of times, but thats probably the most serious we've been hurt.

[jesus6the6bandit6]

hes got fuked yp teeth