The Matrix Pill

[13dogman13]

he should of crushed the two pills then mixed them together and snorted the mixture.

[TheLinkine]

A supostsatre not that bad I had one befor it not painful but I coudent drink picolax so I took a suposatra

[Shinzu92]

KA PONK.

0:01

[myBirthdayisEarthday]

lol thats totally how i feel when i have to take pills

[incrowdcynic]

Those look like tropical Mike & Ike's, my favorite candy.

[DoinDMG]

lol

[Aztecabrn]

nice!! fucking Neo 

[TimeForFunnz]

I WOULD LOVE SOME CARROT PIE WITH YOU! lmao

[aznburgerazn]

oom in com trol of ma own testony

[madnesshamster1]

@jaesungauzakim if you have seen the movie you would know that they still eat, but what they eat is more like mushy cornflakes than 'food'.

[toyrukario]

He was the Chosen One that came before Neo

[AlbinShajan]

Shades: Which jelly bean you want? The red one, or the blue one?

Neo: hmmm, ill have the red one plzzz.

[CheeseFish7]

@AlbinShajan Ok... and what was the point of that comment?

[pwned765]

im in control of my own destiny

god fuck it

[UnderwaterDrumming]

@pwned765 He didn't say god fuck it. lol. Who says that? He said Damn. lol

[ipoed407]

omg this reminds me so much like my little sister and my dad!

[LilPoop444]

bigggg gulp

[habianq]

"I'm in control of my own destiny !" LOL

[Toanmaru]

they should shuff the pill up his ass lol

[Weirdy123]

@Toanmaru that's what the depository is for lol

[Toanmaru]

@Weirdy123 they should have use it on him lol

[zerosvc2]

I epic lol'd.

[CHACHAwithBONES]

you guys are all wrong, he drank the water because food is an illusion AFTER he takes the pill not before!!!!!

[TeOctober]

I think the pills are Mike and Ikes. XD~! YAY~! CANDY~!

[jaesungauzakim]

I know water isn't food! then if you cannot intake food why should you intake water!

[BlackLink27]

I thought it was the red pill that got him out.

[CotaLax3o3]

BIIIGGGG GUULLPP!!!! it doesnt come in chewables

[roadkilldinosaur]

Lol I can swollow fish oil pills without drinking afterwards

[lLikeMaple]

I wonder how much those pills go for on the street o.O

[rEptiLeKitChen]

I never use "lol" but I loled

[taifu13781]

*ahem* I understand what he is saying with his tongue over the pill, he said: "I'm in control of my own destiny."

[cronon94]

@taifu13781 no shit sherlock

[161reggie]

thumbs up if you would take both pills, just to be difficult

[PrincessKayleeJ]

@161reggie hellz yes!! i was wondering what would happen

[HasGoodHair]

1:57-2:13 totally Bill & Ted

[Slinkyiceberg]

take both pills

[Kulamn]

there are so many 'that's what she said!' s in here

[Nando85Q]

I would have mixed 'em up and see what happens xD!!!

[OSAKONT]

what did he say at the end? i can understand shit he is saying

[samnoper123]

@OSAKONT i'm in control of my own destiny

[OSAKONT]

@samnoper123 thanks

(but still not a funny vid)

[nhavasis]

crush it up in his water DUH

[xeractus]

Food is an illusion, potatoes doubly so.

[khif13]

what flavor is the red pill?

[slayerocket]

@khif13 pie flavored

[Sheentheterrible]

@khif13 Strawberry and Raspberry.

[skyhigh608]

@khif13 cough serupe

[MrBrown199]

dude its like a rave he tried to get him to tumble dow the rabbit hole by taking a pill i smell an ecstasy addict

[TheUsername1029]

lol there are so many that's what she said moments in this vid

[capedude91]

at 2:02 it kind a of look like he is crazy

[TherianthropeAerrow]

lololol "Did you Spit it out?!?!"

[science127]

Swallow, Swallow, i said swallow!!! - that's what he said

[MrTeal8]

I thought the joke would be that the red pill is a roofie. Or it was a viagra and Neo awkwardly tries to hide his boner while Morpeus is talking.

[dougaldonut]

HAHAHAHA, transcribe the audio and look what it says

[kodfisk]

it's roffies

[Corkoth55]

i hate people who say that they can't swallow pills.. i pisses me off..

[ScarFromPast]

I'll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes..

[BromoProductions]

i love this video

[phoenix352]

omg ..i just love your neo actor haha that last line was so perfect hahaha :D

[romanDjandbirdbacon]

GOD DAMMIT!

[LipheN]

this is as dumb as it can be... though done nicely in terms of effect.

This is an incredibly inportant sceen.

[Fatgnomeable]

HAHA !

[jrodc123]

WOAHHHHH!!! I'M TUMBLING DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE!!! MAN IT'S SOO DEEP!! OH, WELL THERE'S A RABBIT HERE!! OH YEAH MR. RABBIT I'D LIKE SOME CARROT PIE WITH YOU!!! UHH..OHH NOOO WE'RE FALLING DOWN IT!!!

LOL

[XxReZoRxX1]

DID U SPIT IT OUT?l ol

[ahrim4veng2shotz]

veng: what did the actor of neo say @ his last sentence? can't understand him :o

[Romruto1]

@ahrim4veng2shotz I think he said "I'm in control of my own destiny"

[ahrim4veng2shotz]

@Romruto1

if true, then holy fuck thats a lol.

my lungs hurt ='/

[oddiemonsta]

@Sum41undead lol ok

[unit856]

Oh ya mr. rabbit i'd like some carrot pie with you. lol

[skeletonking1234]

DID YOU SPIT IT OUT!!!! XD

[SPA7X]

this is exactly why I'd make a bad Neo...

[ThePandaMuffin]

"Maybe we can mash it up in his potatoes.."

genius haha xD

[kingdomkeyuser]

@Trolling no shit it isn't the real matrix! it's a parody, you idiot!

@Trolling his caps lock is probably not broken cuz he's SHOWING HOW FUNNY THE VIDEO IS!! It's a parody, you idiot!! It's meant to be funny!!

@Trolling (A) really? you have nothing else to do but correct misspellings on YouTube videos in your spare time? (B) if you actually watched the whole video before commenting while youre waiting for it to load, youd know that's how the person pronounces it! YOU IDIOT!!!

[TrolIing]

@kingdomkeyuser I don't understand. Are you mad? Why do you keep calling me an idiot? I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to make you cry. And why do you keep saying "@Trolling"? You caught my attention with the first one.

[kingdomkeyuser]

@TrolIing cuz i was replying to 3 of your comments and im sorry i yelled so much i was upset cuz i went through a bad breakup and i shouldn't have taken it out on you. you did nothing wrong. once again im sorry.

[RealNugget]

@kingdomkeyuser His name should have been enough for you to not answer him.

@ the video : The matrix now comes in a suppository!

[SaintBroken]

"Time is of the essence neo.. so... biiig gulp! Biiiiig gulp!" xDD

[bestbuddies4eva678]

big gulp biig gulp!

[TheGreenMissile]

The old hide the pill under your tounge trick. CLASSIC.

[guitarvibe75]

AWKWARD ZOMBIE RIPOFF

[hagamablabla]

The pill isn't even that big.

[TrolIing]

This isnt the matrix. This is a fake!

[TheMusicman1654]

@TrolIing of course it is its meant to be funny 

[TrolIing]

@TheMusicman1654 But they didn't say it was a parody in the title. It looks like plagiarism to me. And i wont stand for it.

[TheMusicman1654]

@TrolIing Then you must not know that collegehumor makes comical videos.

[saifqay]

OMG LOL FUNNY

[TrolIing]

@saifqay is your caps lock button broken?

[Maxxellion]

:D Carrot Pie!

[lilmissfab96]

LOL i can t swallow pills either

[jaesungauzakim]

If food is an illusion, why he took the water?

[Bioniclemastar]

@jaesungauzakim Water isnt food foo. Its a liquid.

[carevadinromania]

@jaesungauzakim probably because water isn't food

[WoWHobs101]

@jaesungauzakim Because water isnt

[yellowfeathers321]

@jaesungauzakim because he per sieves it to be real silly

[cronon94]

@yellowfeathers321 then why cant he just eat it in mashed potatoes and per sieve them to be real?

[Tagg360]

@jaesungauzakim its a drink?

[trying2killsometime]

@jaesungauzakim Because water's not food stupid.

[TGDproductions]

@jaesungauzakim cause water isnt. DUH

[MrZer000]

@jaesungauzakim water is real, silly boy *eye-roll* :D

[adventseph]

@jaesungauzakim Because he didn't know then. Either way, an illusion is perceived to be real if we believe it to be real. It works like a Placebo.

[jewsnap]

@jaesungauzakim he was still under the impression that "food" was real lol

[M3anDAD]

im whin contwal of mah ohwn definy

[TrolIing]

@M3anDAD you spelt control wrong.

[yoshii3240]

big gulp BIIIIIIiIiIiIiiIIiiIig gulp

[rap4lifeman]

he got really loud at 1:00

[YoitsMirandii]

Ahaha this was good :D

[TheSniper723]

hehehe put them in his potatoes

[fallenangel165]

so... he wants to show him how deep the rabbit hole is? o.0?

[elotequeen]

College Humor makes the most obvious, simple sketches and turns them into comedy gold. They're like comical alchemists.

[ts218sx]

1:56 to 2:13 reminded me so much of the Keanu Reeves I knew from Bill and Ted's

[kalikid01]

He talks like Keanu Reeves in Bill and Ted's Awesome adventure when he's going down the rabbit hole hahah

[Hollow835]

"GOD DAMN IT!" LMAO

[gruokdude]

@Peasterling7;

Wow, you hopped aboared the gay train early didnt ya

[peasterling7]

man for me its really easy to swallow pills and im 13!

[lmaonaiseification]

they look like skittles... if so, yum

[bananaphone1987]

God damn it Neil! Lmao

[chronic00]

Those are jelly beans LOL

[andymate2006]

LOL. Just like me. I can't swallow tablets.

[dhaneshkumar007]

do u belive in faith neo ..??

neo : i cntrlmy own destny

god damed neo ..lols

[GAmerV5]

Lets Give him the Supository

[mrlizard888]

DID YOU SPIT IT OUT???

[jshspeight]

He is going to spend his whole time as the chosen one trying to swallow that damn pill!

[iS4LiFELi]

You PpL nEde To make Movie About thiS XD

[KyoKusinagiX]

"I'm in cwontwol owf my on dwestwiny" lmao

[XxxThaKingxxX]

lol "Neo" is wearing nikes XD

[Spotook]

@bbob423 chewable is one word

[zZTheSnoWZz]

Hmm... I thought the blue pill was viagra... =O

[thatguyyouknowabout]

@zZTheSnoWZz ha ha me too

[thatguyyouknowabout]

@zZTheSnoWZz ha ha me too

[CornerProductions2]

"Is there a chewable?" LOL!

[Computergeew]

Pills here!

[marklundh1]

-.-

[Zenimaging74]

cool!

[tboy4496]

thats what she said to the whole damn video XD

[ReDX2345]

hahqhahhaa

[KanariiDiamond143]

LMFAO!!! thats all i can say honestly

[SandylovesGunner]

He's just not doing it right.

[D00ml0rdKazzak]

rofl

[Striarii]

I had the same problem when i was 12

lololoololllool

[judoisoww]

how hard is it to take a pill? lol

[tonyaboi666]

Just swallow the damn pill! It shouldn't be hard, swallowing is his main pass time. (ZING)

[grievemourne]

he really sounds like cartman in the end. "i'm in contwoww of my own dethtiny". a true hero if i ever saw one!

[veranderfel]

What is neo saying at the end I cant understand what he said

[xxrobfalconxx]

@Thomassuperfan ha ha ha, that bit made me laugh aswell. And when the other guy went "we can always mash it up and put it in his potatoes or something?" lol. I had a friend once that couldent swallow a pill, he just couldent do it no matter how hard he tried.

[aarontaylor94]

lmao

[TheBawbag88]

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[kidcougar008]

press f5 to skip adds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[N14LL98]

i cant swallow pills aswell! rock on neo!

[hairypotter1234]

"Pretty hard 2 swallow"-Neo 0:32

XD

[Vathrasria]

carrot-pie!

[oddiemonsta]

Thers so many "thats what she said moments" in this vid

[Sum41undead]

@oddiemonsta it is always viagra. thats why everyone became huge dicks after taking it

[gtails34567]

Jelly beans are chewable

[thelegendz]

PEEELS HERE!

[iizdalim]

haha funny shit. But click on my page on the first clip and i can show YOU the matrix. =]

[jacktheripperrules]

woah im tumblin down the rabbit hole its so deep woah theres a rabbit here yes ill have a carrot soup with you mr. rabbit

lets give him the sepository

okay ill take te pill

[2L2Q24]

hahaha wat a pansy just swallow hahaha

[300gaymen]

Ruffee

[ArkGrave]

Lol I wonder how the movie would've turned out if neo actually did this during the scene.

[avo99]

haha that was ridiculous... who would have such a hard time swallowing a pill? i mean, he even had a glass of water so what's his problem?

[JustThink00]

i never considered this since i can swallow massive pills without even using water. so what i think about is the fact that he just took a pill from a random stranger without even asking what it was.

[IFallenKnights1]

do you believe in your fate neo...im in control of my own destiny..god fucking dam it lol so fucking funny

[TheAwesomeJoeY]

i can never swallow a pill. I would be a matrix fail! :( (for serious)

[gman91796]

PILLS HERE

[BLUUYETTI]

OHHHH MYYY GODDD!!!!! I am sick of these stupid FIOS commercials. Youtube you sell out, it's worse than TV now! Oh and the video was pretty funny too, "I am in contwol ov my own destiny." LOFL

[lvcamvn]

"I am in control of my destiny"! That was awesome!

[rocketdude698]

lol this is my brother when he had to take his first pill lol

[AbnoNothing]

This wasn't that good. For how funny CollegeHumor usually is, this was kinda bad.

[Lyxbyxan]

Heyy! Fuck you:D

[AbnoNothing]

@Lyxbyxan lol

[KillerX3189]

"The Rabbit Hole" Or TRH if a hacking member which got the password of HackForums moderator account, and fucked HF.

[Aqualeader5]

LMAO suppository

[malphralph007]

Damn... I wanted to see him take the suppository!

[badkiller2]

Well it's a big pill. lol

I APPROVE!!.

[musicdruggy16]

in fact im feeling the effect now waoh woah im tumbling down the ribbate hole

[PS3Makesmoresense]

@musicdruggy16 Wow...can't even quote right...