The McCain Presidency: Day One

[dogdeball88]

yea dinner! lol

[bman4099]

Jimmy McMillan 2012

[timd941]

great when palin walked in there's now 10 palin kids :O

[dutchbb1979]

lol!!! More! :D

[grandmasterreggae]

Ron Paul 2012

[David12King]

@grandmasterreggae Amen.

[ajgolfer1]

let me know when it gets funny

[lildwayne21]

LMAO!!!

[GeorgeCF99]

This is the dumbest video I've ever seen. Just like uneducated liberals, just a bunch of idiots claiming that conservatives are stupid and no facts to back it up.

[EnchancedHuman]

@GeorgeCF99 Republicans are prejudice, enough said.

[grandmasterreggae]

@EnchancedHuman Democrats and repubs are both retarded.

[streetswell]

@GeorgeCF99 It actually lists a number of McCain's platform issues. As for the "uneducated" thing, I thought right-wingers hated us liberals because we're "snobby, Ivy League elitists".

[mjohanss1975]

@GeorgeCF99 haha no facts to back up that conservatives are stupid? I'm not saying that all republicans are stupid but there are PLENTY of facts backing up Palin not being the brightest person in history hehe

[MNBrant]

I set out to debunk a athiest youtuber named calpurnpiso As a greek pagan I thought that I would be in a good postition to do so because without the greeks athiests would not even exist. Look it up. Anywas to make a long story short. His answer was to take out Jesus, insert retard, and block me. I give his response a 70. As in IQ of 70. Thats ok some of my best friends are retards. Please unblock me and have a discussion. I will even subscribe.

[jorge14ful]

lol halerious

[Nacho2333]

Thank God McBush and Sarah DUmblin didnt win...Obama/Biden 2012

[satanomarxist98]

Nacho 2333,

It's comforting and refreshing to know thatsome ppl still support Obama! I watch clips like this whenever I have doubts!

YES WE STILL CAN!

[xxxMslinZxxx]

No. Obama is an idiot. he`s going to fking ruin America AND canada!

[RebirthedKarma]

Bush already did that.

[strizhi]

@Nacho2333 Fuck me...both McCain/Pailin and Obama/Biden were the worst forced options on this blessed Nation's history. This must be judgment if thats what we're reduced to. Ron Paul or anyone else other then stooges for the LOVE OF GOD!!!!!

[freakylocz14]

@Nacho2333 Our time is up, but your soon will be too.

[bradybeast1]

this is so funny and i belive sharah palin is that stupid

[Dudethatstrippin]

@bradybeast1 You mean you know?

[kakompo]

0:23 kaboooom ! That was part was priceless. ROFL

[fredfigglehornlovver]

i hate johm mccain he is a bitch

[KingKOOKOO2]

if McCain was elected we would be in a better position

[Darkmind1970]

Errrrmmm..... how exactly?

[RadarKat73080]

How do you figure that?

[marcostar57]

LOL! That's probably not far from the scary truth! Thank God these two screwballs were NOT elected!

[trojantjl]

That video is so unfunny.

[60DemocratsHappyDay]

Hey Palin don't you have a meth lab to tend to? or a rape victim to screw over? or some poor animal to hunt from a plane? I got one for why don't you pretend to be

a mother? Can a day pass without this Mooseburger saying something stupid?

According to Bill O'Reilly Sarah Saks can be tutuored. I wonder if he would tutor Barrack Obama if it was him that was stupid.

[dnorthington3]

this is stupid and puerile

and fucking idiots come off taking this as actual dirt against McCain.

I hate fanatical democrats

[appstatefan52]

obama is a goof he is a horrible speaker and he dose not deserve that degree with out the tellaprompter he is a goff at speaking he is a joke

[KeriLFalcon]

You can't even spell correctly! Look inside thy self!

[appstatefan52]

we r all screwed bc of omama he cnt speakwit out a tellaprompter so idc if i cnnt spell

[60DemocratsHappyDay]

Bush didn't do too much damage

just a bloody costly war, inappropriate responses to national disasters, gas/food/housing prices no one could afford...



too bad Bush stopped the photos of dead soldiers coming home from Iraq.. then you could have seen over 5,000 deaths right on your television

screen. Bush is the biggest mass murderer this country has ever had.

even if Obama bombed his own country with nukes by accident, he would still be a better president than Bush.

[ABananaRama]

Wow.

You have reached a new low even for someone as hateful and defeatist as you.

Tell my father - who actually went to Iraq, was almost killed by a suicide bomber in a shopping mall filled with the bomber's fellow Iraqis, and was then thanked by his guide's neighborhood with a thank you ceremony at the end of his tour, that no progress has been made, and that Bush is a murderer. The 1st-world minded Arabs worship us and our democracy - especially the women.

NOTHING you say can change that.

[60DemocratsHappyDay]

Will the last person to leave the Republican party please turn off the lights.

Some day I will hear this, "Daddy, tell me the story about polar bears, or a story about republicans, did they really exist?"

2010 GOP strategy in a nutshell: Pander to hate-filled white men (LOSE MORE SEATS) and use outdated fear mongering (LOSE MORE

SEATS) tactics to push the party into further irrelevance. Stay angry, PLEASE.. Much easier to predict a wonderful 2nd term for

Obama

[amerigirl1010]

OMG, so true. xP

[TrickyPricky24]

McCain is pathetic. I'm glad he didn't win.

OBAMA RULES!!!

[Loganhhhh]

Lol!

[Proventer]

THANKS GOD McCain/Palin didn't win the election.

[houman6a6]

LOL

[sarahPluvsabortions]

whats the difference between palins mouth & v-agina? only 20% of what comes out of her v-agina is retarded

even if Obama bombed his own country with nukes by accident, he would still be a better president than Bush.

mcfossil shit his pants, palin drank down the corn shit & gulped for more,

rick davis fingered all the palin kids while todd sucked old cum from cindys c=unt, how were they supposed to win ??

[MattMcDonaldGoldenCO]

Im for Mccain but that was funney as hell!

[greg4497]

ha ha

[RadarKat73080]

Palin dropped one of her children to shoot a moose?!?

[jamsmen]

Mr. president the Russian president would like to discuss the missle you just launched at Moscow, lol

[marklavery0810]

Why does Palin sound likee an indian??

[sarahPluvsabortions]

what a lying cunt sarah palin is!! whore bristol is due in 2 weeks.. when is the wedding huh cunt??? you said these kids were ''in love, together a long

time (umm arent they 17 you lying bitch?) and getting married.'' umm WHEN? when the bastard kids head crowns??? Once again Sarah

is proven to be a lying cunt. THANK GOD the people in this country saw right through this racist, breedcow transparent bitch and handed

her her stinky twat ass on Nov 4th.

[Zino123123]

your a fucking liberal and obama will prove how bad you reALY are

[stladsparish]

and your a black concervative we have seen how bad it has been with bush and the communists/concvervatives

[stladsparish]

meant to say black hateing republican hey everyone's favorite alaska cunt sarah palin joke time

whats the difference between palins mouth & v-agina? only 20% of what comes out of her v-agina is retarded

[Zino123123]

first off al i have nothing agaisnt blacks and you sexist mother fucker burn in hell

Palin-?-12!

[stladsparish]

you know the best part about being a liberal? the fact i can say nigger jokes furnace hopper aka jew joke and they will always side with me if i run for office hhaha

example how many jews can fit in a car?

2 front seat 2 back seat 10 thousand in the ash tray hahaha

Q: What's Al Qaida's favorite football team?

A: The New York Jets

Q: What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?

A: Two large planes!

[Zino123123]

i must admit that was funny

[stladsparish]

Why do niggers always have sex on their minds?

Because they have pubes on their

see this is stuff I CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING because im a liberal dont you commie/ neo cons try it you raceist pigs HAHAAHAHAHAHA

[Zino123123]

Burn in hell nigger oh thats right niggers cant burn fuck you lib

[stladsparish]

c u ARE a black hater you used the "N" word dirty kkkoncervative

like i said as a liberal i CAN GET AWAY with saying anything

[normalais]

haha Palin is a dumb hillbilly. my left nut knows more about the world we live in. I hope Palin runs in 2012. If she's not arrested for having a meth lab in her kichen or something by then Obama will wipe the floor with her ass. He'll get 60% of the vote easy;-)

you narrowminded anti intelectual blind ideology driven bible humping neocons are

F-I-N-I-S-H-E-D

[mackhoe]

go suck sean hannitys dick you faggot .get over it you lost BITCH LOL

[Zino123123]

ah as a matter of fact i just got done with him YOUR TURN fuck you

[normalais]

haha hannity is a fucked up right wing nazi lunatic just like the rest of you hate spreading fear mongering torture loving ass holes.

hahaha obama a terrorist cuz his middle name is hussein??? hahaha I'm still laughing my ass off about that one hahahahaha

[Zino123123]

Suck my dick and then Hannity's

HAHA Also while your at it suck Bill O'rily's dick Rush Limbah's and all the other republican hosts fuck you

[normalais]

having fun watching america being destroyed?

what do you love more? the war we were lied into that will cost trillions and 4200 lost lives, the worst economic crises since great depression? or the awesome response to katrina?

I don't need to suck any republican dicks. Losers like you are already doing that! hahaha stupid right wing bitch

[Zino123123]

So funny! Little pube hair of a republican's dick is talking to me and calling me a bitch.

HAHAHAHA

[ajp5394]

60democrats

you just keep on making smart comments it really shows your intelligence maybe you and hadesrule00 could get together and make awesome comments with eachother the two of you together with your high IQ's could think of comments about the baby with downs syndrome. Or get together and just say Yes We Can (another thing that makes no sense)

[ajp5394]

What did you say i dont understand dumbasses that like obama. I'd imagine you arent very smart and have an IQ that matches your hourly wage what is that like 7 or something. Comment me back when you get a highschool diploma or get promoted from shit cleaner to table washer at mcdonalds

[60democrats]

SARah the original breedcow

[ajp5394]

60democrats

dickcheese cunt? my comment was dircted to people who can actually work not 6 year olds that get on there dads name

[skyclaw441]

Of course... a marine supporting McCain... are we surprised? Look, IT'S OVER!

[Zino123123]

HAHA mcfossil so funny burn in hell liberal

[normalais]

noone here cares what you have to say. you're too dumb to even know when you've fucked up. buh bye now, enjoy losing elections

Obama 2012

Hillary 2016

Hillary 2020

[sarahPluvsabortions]

ive been in hell, for the last 8 yrs, with a mass murderer at the helm, but no more, no more my friend, good days are here at last

[ABananaRama]

Our country is fucked thanks to you and the rest of your ignorant idiot friends.

Thanks to "voter" sheeple like you we now have the most unqualified president in history presiding over one of the most difficult times in history.

Thanks again you dumb fuck.

[sarahPluvsabortions]

god bless the BRILLIANT AMAZING PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA!! What an INCREDIBLY great honest HARD WORKING man we have in the highest office in this land!! God Bless Obama!!! Republicans should be on their hands & knees begging for forgiveness for the death, hatred & carnage he brought to this country.

[StriderIsAragorn]

Are you actually speaking about Harvard graduate President Obama, or some alternate universe in which McCain won?

[60DemocratsHappyDay]

May 2009 Sarah Palin approval rating in Alaska: 54% --now that the people of her state see how unintelligent she is and what an

extreme liar she is they are turning on her. Palins state is #1 in Rapes, #1 in Alcoholism #1 in Meth Labs & #1 in Violence against

women. Sarah Palin proudly exclaims her state has a balanced budget, guess that's easy to do when you fuck over an entire state.

[ABananaRama]

firstly, let's see your source.

secondly, alaska has the 4th smallest population in the US - so are your claims by percentage of the population, in which case obviously they'd have a higher crime rate - as compared to elsewhere in the US?

and thirdly, what do you mean by "#1 in Rapes"? you simply say rape without any context at all. do you mean cases with convictions, cases that were dropped, etc. etc?

[60DemocratsHappyDay]

oh for fucks sake just LOOK IT UP!!!! ALASKA IS HIGHER IN RAPES BY DOUBLE the next state... they are more than TRIPLE the amount of violence against women.. GOOGLE it and you'll have 10000000's of information of what a FUCKED UP state ALASKA really is, they PAY people to live there!! Did you even know THAT?? Each person gets a $1200 or $1600 check each year, Palin WHIIIINED about dreaded ''Socialism'' and that bitch's state is THE most socialist state we have!!

[ABananaRama]

and the unemployment rate is in fact higher than obama claimed it would've been without his socialist pork barrel spending disaster the democrats pushed through WITHOUT EVEN READING.

yet his "approval ratings" are still in the 60% area?

just goes to show that approval ratings don't mean anything my friend, and the sooner you learn that the sooner you'll get off the path of denial and illusions.

[60DemocratsHappyDay]

The reason his approval rating is so high is most people, except for you and the sheep of course, understand the extreme & horrific HEMMORAGE of the mass murderer GWB was not going to end the minute Obama took office. Thank GOD for his stimulus package he saved over 2,000 teacher positions here and thanks to that money they wont have to take a 6% DECREASE next year.

[ABananaRama]

lmfao and thanks to him over 50% of GM is owned by a UNION. that's great.

and we can't forget about the 100,000 jobs that have or will be lost due to forced closings of auto plants and dealerships.

ever heard of a city called oshawa? look it up.

hahaha right. i knew you'd throw in a GWB excuse too. so cute - it's like you socialists think you can justify what you're trying to do by invoking the name of GWB. doesn't work.

the stimulus was 100% obama's fault my friend, and that's why he will fail

[60DemocratsHappyDay]

The only reason GM didnt totally go bankrupt and close down during mass murderer's presidency is because the dumbasshole threw a shitload of money at the sinking ship so that GM wouldnt be yet another FAILURE of his pathetic administration. Obama will succeed and the Republicans will be as irrelevent in the future as they are today.

[satanomarxist98]

I agree with 60DemocratsHappyDay! The stimulus package rethugs now deride as a failure saved my job! I'm workig more hrs than I did last fall, and can afford 2 go back 2 school! I got my annual raise 2 weeks ago after being afraid that I wouldn't get ikt this yr. GO OBAMA! YES WE STILL CAN!

[RamsdenB]

you must work at mcdonalds then, cause the middle class is hurting.

[Darkmind1970]

Listen, idiot, I'll say this very slowly for you. THIS IS BUSH'S RECESSION. BUSH caused this screw-up. If you think that Obama's responsible then you're even stupider than I thought. Economies don't turn around quickly - it happens slowly.

That is all.

[ABananaRama]

I'll say this very slowly for you: NEVER MAKE PROMISES YOU CAN'T KEEP.

It WAS Bush's recession until the chosen one- in his infinite wisdom -decided to drop the facade of bipartisan diplomacy and ram unnecessary socialism that ONLY WORSENS our problems down the country's screaming throats and not just one major bill but THREE all at once!

[Darkmind1970]

????? Socialism? What the hell are you talking about? I'd hardly call Switzerland a socialist country, but they have a healthcare system that makes the US version look like utter barbarism.

Oh wait, the US system is barbaric. Having the insurance companies approving all of the allowed procedures is totally monstrous.

[ABananaRama]

Once again you refuse to provide a realistic, accurate example.

If we had LESS THAN 8 MILLION PEOPLE sure, paying for everyone's healthcare might make sense.

Comparing the 94th largest country to the 3rd is like...well, comparing the 94th largest country to the 3rd largest.

Define barbarism?

We have more CAT machines and more than twice as many MRI units than anywhere in Europe, only 5% of our population are people who ACTUALLY do not have health care and 80% of Americans are currently satisfied

[usmarine568]

look if the maker of these bullshit videos had his FACTS STRAIGHT THAN HE WOULD REALISE SARAH PALIN HAS NEVER SHOT A MOOSE SHE HUNTS CARIBOUS NOT MOOSE

[Zino123123]

THANK YOU!

[ajp5394]

i just wanna know the fucking idiot who made this video? maybe if you werent like every other Osama Obama supporter who doesnt have a real job you wouldnt have the time to make this unfunny video

[beaglemanzzz]

Maybe if you weren't like any other McSame supporter you, you would accept that McCain got whooped and stop whining like a two year old.

[usmarine568]

i really want to thank you for helping spreading the truth and as you can see by most of the other comments the people that voted for obama are empty headed fuckwads when they hear change and black president those people say oh that sounds nice and they casted their votes to obama

[60democrats]

casted? they casted???/ lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooo casted baaaaaaaahahahhahahahah yeah we all casted our ballots bahahhahahahaaaa

[60democrats]

did they teach you to speak proper English when you were a Marine? or were you the retarded mascot GO TRIG!!! retarded kid for president!!

[60democrats]

unlike the unemployed mcfossil supporters who have all day to WATCH videos like this? fuck off you dickcheese cunt

[HADESRULE44]

ajp5294 this is his job one dumbass..........also you retard lots of people who HAD real jobs supported bush and eh well theres a lot less of them now right? right? now anyone left with a real job pretty much is like well mccain is bush anyways might as well go obama cuz 1 we havn't tried democrat in awhile and it worked then but we tried republican twice and well it no come out so good.....im saying it like that cuz you support mccain so you have to talka lika unedumcated idiotsa GET SMART

[johnadams8000]

horrible. mccain isn't incomptetant. he isn't a retard!!!!!! it was hilarious when palin came on. hahahaha, its funny making fun of her!!!!

[praiseujesus]

rude... that's all i have to say

[fearmenot22890]

wow, this is not even close, if it were obama it would be calling a meeting with Al Queda, telling them that he will be pulling out of Iraq as fast as humanly possible, and that he is withdrawing American support of Jeruselum, and then to top it off he will use some of everyone's 401K to buy a private jet and fly to some expensive place for a spa treatment for her and her husband, and that's not a typo.

[MaximusRelaximus]

funny as shit, but once again, if you're not a vegetarian, you're not allowed to make fun of hunting. thanks.

[LinearCarp1209]

Obama presidency day 1

secretary lady: mr obama, osama on line 4.

Obama: hey osama...yeah...yea I'll cut the system asap. k bye. Hey carol, send a message to the general public telling them its time for change. tell them they have to give their money to me or they will be put in ovens. and hoist the crimson while your at it. because in totalitarianism, yes I can.

[oddjob29]

no he actually wants to kill osama, unlike bush

[sanderstaylor2]

i said tanks but no tanks.....  rofl

[lexygril1]

lol!i love tyhe part whre he's like "taht dosnt fit"

[zm8y]

lol!!!!!!!

[skinheadas]

xD xD ha ha Russa is dead :DD

[skyclaw441]

"The Lord gave us the ability to create life *shoots moose*". XDD

[ramhoves]

best headzup of the year

[lexygril1]

lol love it thats totally wut would happen!

[CMSonYT]

He wants to talk to you about that nuke...

*shoots another nuke*

hahahaha. The sarah palin joke was even better.

[blackkiller123456789]

lol i fell over laughing at this :P

[Frizbiskit19]

that is a funny vid

[jakk977]

You all make no sense. Obama will be elected President, fix this crackjob mess of a country (Bush's Fault), and we will look back at greenhouse gas emissions and the economic crisis and laugh.

[moxinghbian]

err, Obama is popular and he will be different, but we don't know if he can fix this mess (the root of the mess is actually from Clinton Admin, The very root of the mess is actually... you people)

[devnulzzz]

Dead on mox. The dem's created our current financial crisis by resisting regulation for fanny mae and freddie mac proposed by evil bush and sponsored by mccain. That was in 2005, long after the act was passed by clinton. And I ALREADY laugh at morons who believe man can control climate. In the last debate, it was referred to as "climate control". OMFG.... and that is "science"? what a joke.

[Troublesome2008]

I pressed thumbs up, but i wanted to push thumbs down...

Just so you know...

[livvidd]

Chinese supporting McCain is the BEST reason to vote Obama.

[smortx]

thats not true btw most chinese do NOT support mcain! its realy true! (btw next thing is true 80 % off all dutch ppl support obama! and 95 % of the children!!!!)

[moxinghbian]

Obama is a good guy, but his party's policies will close down many china's sweet shops, then there will so social unrest in china, then China may have to go with a democratic system, then China's development will be on steroid, then China will become a more formidable opponent for you, eventually replacing you.

Now, we don't want that to happen do we?

[Crucifuck]

Bush and the neo con freaks have really fucked this country up good. I was telling people in 2004 that if Bush got re elected it would mean the end of America as the top superpower. Repugs can lie all they want but we are all experiencing the consequences of the Republican attack on America.

[0bird0]

A medical procedure is performed between a woman and her health professional. Not between a woman and the goverment. Her choice, remember. A very personal choice.

Why do you assume all people share your religious views?

[Miniature2]

Werr40... get a life -_-

[Beefbonger]

No ones killing kids you crazy inbreeds...

[Miniature2]

... at least McCain doesn't KILL infants -.-

[Werr40]

u need to get a fuckin life. and if ur infering that obama kills infants well ur a ABSOLUTLY RIGHT. before he started his political career he was actually a crack dealing fairy who on weekends went around killing infants!! oh wait thats a bunch of bull-shit kinda like what u said! so how about u go have a nice big glass full of bleach to help u relax from the stress that barack obama is going to be the next and best president of these united states!

[jakk977]

What the fuck are you talking about?

[ignatz2000]

Technically, neither does Obama. Since he's a man, and is not a doctor, there has never been any case where he got or performed an abortion.

[Midnitemaster]

this 'campusmang' mother phucker is fried.

[ltlwayhas]

The US is in the crapper.

Give Obama two years and 2008 will

look like the good ol days.

[DMSOG]

lol palin sounds like a dork in this

[shannabanana11]

not just in this!

[harrow555555]

Palin sounds like a dork all the time...

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina?

Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded

[campusmang]

ya we deffinately dont need another retarded president that shuts one eye, like a crazy ass head pirate with an eye patch. im not lying, that shit is fucked up. VERY FUCKED UP!

fuckin lies, BUSH FAKED 911 WATCH THE YOUTUBE VIDEOS WITH THE BOMBS GOING OFF LIKE A COLLAPSED BUILDING!!! DONT BELIEVE ME BITCHES??!!! MY BROTHER SHOT ME IN MY EYE BALL!!! I AM ONE CRAZY MOFO!!!!I MAKE THE GROUPS I AM WITH WEAKER!!TWO BROTHER COMMITED SUICIDE, EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY IS A DRUG ADDICT BUT MY SISTER DEBBIE

[starsXandXdreams]

lol

[TigerMichelle]

Hey better mouse than chitlings.... LOL

[NewYorksFinest111]

★B★★★★★★★★★★ ★★A★★★★★★★★★ ★★★R★★★★★★★★ O★★★R★★★★★★★ ★B★★★A★★★★★★ ★★A★★★C★★★★ ★★★M★★★K★★★★★ ★★★★A★★★★★★★ Copy and paste if you are voting ★★★★★★★★★★ ★★★★★★★★★★★ Spread the Word ★★★★★★★★★★★★ Fuck McCain

[deathofnone]

by useing vugler word i can tell you have no intellect and you have no reason to hate anybody

[sailormoondoll89]

i believe that niether are suitable

[joshuamatthiasneace]

It is not that easy to launch a nuclear missile.

[hopexlovesxyou]

that is so fucking hilarious.

[katdarlene]

Love it.

And speaking of McCain and the election:

OMG!!! I couldn't believe my eyes!

See how things change!!!

You know those McCain Girls on YouTube who were singing "It's Raining McCain" for McCain?

They're now singing for Obama!!! I swear it's them! I saw it on YouTube. Wait til you see how they're dressed!

They call themselves THE OBAMA MAMAS and they're singing a song called Obama Rocks (I think that's what it's called).

It's crazy!!! They even sound good. WTF?!!!

[nuzidude]

lol

[jonrock6]

hahah only he wont last that long

[deldelgary]

BOZO candidate John McCain has apparently decided that if winning the White House means whipping up the right wing into a racist frenzy with lies, hell lead the charge. The good news is that a majority of US voters are walking away from the John BOZO McCain-Sarah BIMBO Palin freak show.

[singular23]

Funny ! :D

[Clubelvis77]

awesome!

[LeFoiHyene]

I want a sweet phone like that lol.

[latinlover929]

*Giggle Giggle*

[dragoncrazed12]

heh. so true

[bloggerday]

lmfao

[rmata300]

Awesome video. hahahahah

[Vrijdenker2003]

That would be helluva funny if this was going to happen.

[Saix80]

Yep, that pretty much covers McCain's first day. Obama '08!