Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special - Peanut

[kgurl1011]

haha peanuts gay

[JessieTheRockette]

oh jeff fa fa without me you would suck ca ca! XD

[roadkiller321]

Thumbs up if u like jeff dunham

[coolsammyjo94]

I own this on dvd!!!

[BlaiddDrwg2009]

"How does Santa get to the kids in the apartments Uncle Jefffffyyy?"

[ThePandadogz]

skipped this part after Jeff was holding Peanut while he wad breathing hard

J:Look at me...

P:...*gay lisp* You're so cute

J:*pushes Peanut away*

XD

[sheekrules]

they skipped this part:

peanut: *acting crazy*

jeff: peanut what is wrong with you?!

peanut: nyquil & redbull

[egostriker13]

oh jeff fa fa oh jeff fa fa, you are myyy Bitch! lol

[800uk]

LOL!

[Desteni01]

oh jeff fa fa oh jeff fa fa without me you would suck kaka

[mrpokemon8778]

0:11 = me

[JoltOptimusPrime]

you got rid of the bad parts good decision

[ATBROBLOX]

NIGHT QUIL AND RED BULL!

[jojo86931]

Peanut is my favorite! I laugh so hard when I listen to him lol

[ThePenguinbabe]

Thumbs up if you're a Jew and you LOVE Chinese food the night before Christmas!

[hydrakson]

@ThePenguinbabe i am chinese...

[ThePenguinbabe]

@hydrakson

Sorry. Didn't mean to offend you

[llexecutive4]

i wish jeff post the whole story the night b4 christmas with peanut that so funny i lmao so mfar when i show that on the dvd.

[angelgurlz1211]

Jose Jalapeno: "I was stuck outside for 3 days".

Jeff Dunham: " And what did you eat?"

Peanut: " A Jalapeno...."!!!!

OMG ROFL!!!!

[Torterra625]

Santa: Fat, drinking and driving, caught breaking and entering smoking, in a gay furry outfit all covered in soot... and you let him in because he said he had something for your kids.

[chubbsthebubbs]

i think tht sometimes the puppets r actually real

[disneyfan85]

O Jef-fafa, o Jef-fafa, without me, you'd suck-kaka!

[DreadLordBalnazaar]

THEY MISSPELLED IT! Its je-fufu-dun-ham!

[mjhsucks1]

omggggg that last bit XD

[DancingDead6]

PAPA GATES

[makeacandidbroadcast]

Jeff's troll face at 0:20 LOL XDDDD

[yellowbone001]

Jeff: Jose' what does Christmas mean to you.

Jose': It's the day 'Hazus was born.

Peanut: I didnt know your gardener was born on Christmas!!:) <3

[haloceman357]

thumbs up if you saw this on tv and wanted to see this again XD

[missybunny345]

omg this vid is soooooooo fun ny

[XFavioxXx]

its acctually suck cock-ock

[ZBot316]

NyQuil and Red bull. LOL

[tristan3913]

What I'd like to do is something that has been a tradition every christmas eve in my family for many years.

We're going to get drunk and throw up.  116 haters

[missellie505]

I DIDNT KNOW UR GARDENER WAS BORN ON CHRICTMAS!

[SelestialRain]

This man is an inspiration!I love his shows so much!Just wish he would someday make a show in Greece or i could go to America and see it xD

[MULTYvania007]

im jewish i live in israel where they hate arabs and christians unfortunately and i cried laughing from this so screw you and merry christmas

[startrekgirl258]

@MULTYvania007 im jewish too, but i love everyone (:

[MrFisherman17]

And daddy wants a ho ho ho... its dad and the three hoes

i busted out laughing so loud the first time i heard that, never laughed so hard in my life lol

[pharaohyugioh]

lets get drunk and through up

[fanofsaphira1]

fav part... 1:08

[skytiger859]

@jeffdunham I really love peanut! He's so cute and funny albeit very often in a dirty kind of way. Would it be possible to do a show in the Brook theater in somerset, new jersey? Please? don't forget peanut! Maybe you could make jokes about jersey shore, even though we're not really like snooki or her band of dopes.

[DMSBlackout6854]

"We're gonna get drunk, and throw up." Hell yeah! I'm with you on that one Peanut.

[ThugProductionz]

Stiiiiick! :D

[selgmzfanforev11]

hey ppl jeff did a special wher this happens:

(penaut goofs around goin wild)

jeff: what the hell is wrong wit u?

Peanut: nyquil & redbull

can anyone tell me wher thats from?????

[Blondesarecute417]

@selgmzfanforev11 it's from this one

[yusei2221]

@selgmzfanforev11 the Very Special Christmas Special

[Keeby12]

Oh Peanut-nut, oh Peanut-nut,

Why is Jeff's hand up your butt?

[Darksid3lov3r]

Guitar Guy <3

[dabubblepops]

i like 0:12 - 0:21 but especially starting at 0:19

[MrCrzybtch]

wat did u eat...(peanut)the halipeno

[RammieRodriguez]

i love theeem:)



[DemonandAngellife]

On a stick! Lol XD

[narutouzumaki1216]

rofl even though the video was short it was still funny!!!

[JacobHarkey]

Did anyone hear that first laugh at 0:09?

[dabubblepops]

@JacobHarkey the screamy one?

[Peachtheprincess]

@JacobHarkey i didn't hear it

[mikeysgirl1982]

I love Peanut!!!!!! he remind's me of my kid's lol !!!

[rainbowtiara29]

jeff:what does christmas mean to you?

Jose:it was the day jesus was born

peanut i didnt noe your gardener was born on christmas

[theturk978]

They cut out the part with the muslims ... Amcym seyi

[TurtleXpert]

yaaaaaaaaaaaa peanut



[nicknikki1991]

Peanut is my favorite out of Jeff's puppets xD

Peanut: You are so cute

Jeff: *pushes him out of his arms or something*

lol

[roadkiller321]

its tan



[roadkiller321]

its ta

[roadkiller321]

Peanut:oh jeff-fa-fa oh jeff-fa-fa its dan whit you would sack-ka-ka B) i love Peanut.

jeff dunham:its says it not run on the boarder.

Peanut:you right its doing-doing-doing-doing-doing-­doing-doing

[roadkiller321]

@roadkiller321 i mean suck-ka-ka XD

[roadkiller321]

@roadkiller321 -_- why do i did it wrong?

[2112Addyboy]

@roadkiller321 *suck a cock not sack ka ka

[SirRandomMonkey]

@roadkiller321 *Oh jeff-fa-fa of jeff-fa-fa without me you would suck co-cock

[roadkiller321]

B) love it so much

[roadkiller321]

i like the part. peanut:i dont noe you gardner burn on christmas

[roadkiller321]

i love peanut!!!

[XBoxEnthusiast69]

Jeff : What Id like to do is something thats been a tradition every christmas eve in my family.

Peanut : Your gonna get drunk and throw up ?

my favourite part !!

[SHADOWICED11]

just so all u know guitar guy synsters dad

[hector7901]

Peanut is mad funny.Oh jeff fa fa oh jeff fafa without me you would suck ca ca!

[vmcnemar1]

O jeffa o jeffa n it was da nite b4 Xmas n all da Jews were @ da movie theater or eatin chinese food was the best part

[litttlebigsisterr]

oh jefafa oh jefafa without me you would sucaka<3 love peanut!!

[joonasbw3]

o jeff fa fa

[missellie505]

lol and all the jews were at the movies. LOL hahahahahahhahahahah i <3 peanut hes the best

[stickflamer101]

thres one part he said when there little thre tittles wehn threr big the tetonsataurs

[TheAnimewatchergirl]

' twas the night before christmas-'

' and all the jews were at the movies, or eating chinease food. I'm just trying to include evrybody!'

[TheAnimewatchergirl]

' twas the night before christmas-'

' and all the jews were at the movies.'

I LOVES PEANUT!!!!

[tasha12365]

i use his description of santa all the time(:

[willard19967596]

Jose does not run to the boarder. your right he go's doying doying doying doying doying............twas the night before Christmas and all the Jews where at the movies..........or eating Chinese food lol

[willard19967596]

jose does not run to the boarder. your right he go's doying doying doying doying doying

[MegaPamcakes]

Peanut is wrong. Jews don't go to movies and eat Chinese until christmas day. Not the night before silly.

[joshuabrooks21]

I've heard a lot of people say that Jeff uses his puppets as a creative way to spout racial, and stereotypical epithets at people. I personally think Jeff's willingness to continuosly push these boundaries is what makes him so good. I also think the people who say things like this about Jeff don't have a funny bone in their body. These are just jokes, people. You have to keep telling yourself, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me..." Other than that, LAUGH DAMN IT!

[freddy3911]

@crofosha LMFAO!!!

[halocatgirl11]

did you have anything to eat? a jalopenio ! jose dosent run to the border! your right he gose boing boing boing boing

[halocatgirl11]

watches how he breaths on 0:25 i love peanut hes so umm cool



[F3ath3r3dS3rp3nt]

Peanut has severe ADHD

[freddy3911]

@crofosha And curb stomped!

[spongebob123987]

it was the night before chrismas,

and all the jews were at the movies!

or eating chinese food!!!!!! goota lov peanut!

[emilestrydom97]

haha peanut is the best, lol

[Yashaboy117]

@crofosha that would be a long and painful process....i love it!!!

[vaho1997]

someone explain to me how anyone could hate this?

[PhilosopherEdElric]

@vaho1997 maybe because of racism? i don't know about them but those jokes are hilarious~ lol

[GamerChicXP]

LOL!!!! Peace, Love, & Peanut!!! xD

[deadlymight]

i wish they were real

[hwaprincess]

"A jalepeno."

"Or eating Chinese food."

[masshamai]

if you press seven really fast weird shit happens

[MrOppi3]

thats a bad ass blacktop strat

[13Demonsally]

we're gonna get drunk and throw up. xD

[TheStarKiddo]

awww my fav part of this was when jeff asked him what jose wanted for christmas and peanut said a bigger stick...then jose said that's not what your mother said last night!!!! ahhahhaha i love jose! jose ole!

[thereadysetfan101]

Oh Jeff-ffa, Oh Jeff-ffa without me you would suckka

THAT IS SO TRUE

[junebugg045]

I didnt know your gardener was born on christmas!

We're gunna get drunk and throw up.

Jose does not run to the border. Oh your right he goes doing doing doing doing doing. LOL My faves!!! xDD

[forevernileybabe]

112 jews were at the movies, and eating chinese food on christmas.

[XxOfficalC2xX]

I wanna hear him say

Merry Christmas 2 all O crap I ran over u bike XD

[danabm1]

peanut is one of my fav's he rocks :D 

[junebugg045]

AHAHA I love guitar guy!! his face was soooo funny when peanut said that the Jews were at the movies. xD Orr eating Chinese food.....LOL

[BurakkuInferuno]

I nearly died at "Twas the night before christmas" Peanut: And all the Jews were at the movies.

[Martyr12100]

Peanut has lips like Marilyn Manson xD

[BellaG07]

i want the long version of this !

[junebugg045]

@BellaG07 I know right??!! Ugh!! Ive looked almost everywhere on youtube and couldn't find it.... :(

[filleformis]

ooh jeffafa ooh jeffafa without me you'd suck caca

[jazzyfa201]

0:24-0:28 ORGASM!

[eMilYlOvEsYuu99]

were gonna get drub=nk & throw up. & all the jews are at the movies, or eating chineese food(;

[jkboy234]

i think peanut forgot to take his medicine

[queensam89]

@jkboy234 i kno he did! i think hes on meth

[MegaEd96]

So funny

[wweman2002]

0:23 Tears Me Apart

LOL

[queensam89]

@wweman2002 i kno right!

[wweman2002]

2:23 tears me apart

[TheUndertakerIsWWE]

111 Jews are at the movies...or eating Chinese food lol

[Shanethefilmmaker]

111 people suckcuka

[syren345]

nyquil and redbull duhdaduhdaduhda!!!

[TheUndertakerIsWWE]

Oh Jeff-fa-fa, oh Jeff-fa-fa, without me, you would suck-ka-ka ROFLMFAO!!!!!!

[WSKNJDHTSr]

Very very funny

I remember seeing him perform with 2 characters and both was singing but can not find it.

[HyperGirl5641]

Jose does not run to the border ur rite he goes boing boing boing boing boingboing boing LMAO!!

[sodsaxable]

cool fact, the guitarist is synyster gate's (lead guitarist from avenged sevenfold) father.

[yurrbabiigurl]

Oh my peanuts!!! LOL

[booboolund1]

oh jeff-fa-fa oh jeff-fa-fa with out me you would suck-a-a. <3 gottta love peanut.

[TheGuthix888]

@booboolund1 Your right!

[TheKaylaBernardo]

@booboolund1 lol i thought suck-a-c***

O.o

[darkyo99]

@booboolund1 Yes..we Got-ta-ta love Peanut..... I do:D

[edddieeidde]

109 jews were at the movies or at a chinese restaraunt

[myheartisyours333]

"Jose does not run to the border"

"You're right he goes doing doing doing doing doing"

hahahahahahaha love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lavender365]

lol "oh jeff-fa-fa oh jeff-fa-fa without me you would suck-cu-cu"

[alllyboyeee]

@lavender365 lol i cried laughin at that part

[alllyboyeee]

@lavender365 and funniest part "oh jeff-fa-fa ph jeff-fa-fa u r myy bitch" lol

[THOSeRANDOmNJTEENS]

108 have already suced-a-cok

[chobitsgnarlslover]

sadly on the night before christmas i WAS at the movies....n im not jewish. ironic?

[AlexisSLO]

@chobitsgnarlslover No... but all the other guys were jewish ;))) :PP

[blazekat99]

is this in pennsylvania, cause that place looks familar

[SpiritWolf1997]

Heh heh I love Peanut <3

He's me any my best friend's FAVE out of all of them <3 "IM JUST TRYIN TO INCLUDE EVERYBODY!! D=" lol

[dabubblepops]

who wants to bet the people that dont like it were jewish and dont like being "made fun of"

[VTPPGLVR]

Jefafaaa

DunHAM

:high-pitched voice: dot com!!

[lalalaimjessica]

107 people dont know comedy when they see it

[Negima490172]

107 jews werent at the moives

[rapidcat48]

106 people are gay

[Witness2Things]

@rapidcat48

...and you would know.

[rapidcat48]

@Witness2Things

haha very funny

[robynmas]

106 people suck-uck-uck.

Twas the night before christmas

and all the jews were at the movies

or eating chinease food LOL

Were gonna get drunk then through up ROTFLOL

[qasim0004]

"jose does not run to the border"

"your right he goes doing doing dodoing"

[Yubel15]

Twaz! HOLD IT! What? Who the hell says twaz? It's in the story. Uh, it's old, and it's crap. It's tradition! Tiz it?

[XxOfficalC2xX]

We're gonna get drunk and throw up :D

[goofyexponent]

REDBULL AND NYQUIL!!!

[4evaKagome]

omg peanut!!!!!!this is freaking funny!!!=)

[MsSadiem]

peanut sings more than that

[powerlifting1by1]

Learn how peanut gets so much energy

[Frasier016]

nyquil and red bull

[mewcommander]

that doll is racist

[BandofBrothersWega]

@mewcommander no sense of humor

[TsukiKage21]

Jose` does not run to the border.

Your right he goes boing boing boing boing!!

[MegstarsSeedrians]

LOLZ Does anyone know where I can find the full version of this?

[picrob2000]

Oh Jeff-fa-fa, without me, you would suck-ka-ka. Oh Jeff-fa-fa, oh Jeff-fa-fa, you are my bitch! Another Christmas classic.

[bulletrain1591]

ha ha

[OneTrueSonicMaster]

hey im jewish and he's effing hilarious!!!!! i can laugh at myself!

[gtagam3r96]

104 dislikes are dislikes from jewish people

[BlkSprtn22]

@gtagam3r96 either that or they're just from hell