Jerry Seinfeld - New Stand-up Act - 05 - Iraq War/Terrorists

[solojuve1897]

The jewish lobby behind the Iraq-war. Read Mersheimer and Walts book about the israel lobby.

[PtcJunkiedotcom]

Fucken background people

[MaliceMods]

"We have a program for YOU!"

and

"Somethings will be exploding; somethings will be delicious!"

[orkavorn]

3:00 - 3:55 - I pissed myself!

[TheoneandonlyGTA]

Hilarious. Wish the audio quality was better though

[Druzil100]

Certain thing will be exploding. Other things will be...delicious

Gold!

[Jackdaniels551]

jerrry

[KennethKaniffFromCT]

JiIhad E. Coyote

[Devoti]

wonder if there was any kamikaze pilot asking(or at least thinking) "how is this going to win the war exactly? anyways seinfeld is actually right on this though, the kamikaze pilots where the least trained and had in the end only a weeks training, while the good pilots where given real missions.

[MrJapaneseboy1111]

@Devoti japanese dont ask

they do !

[kozmon0t]

@Devoti the kamikazes caused tremendous damage to the US Navy and sank many ships, far more than conventional air attacks could manage.



[Devoti]

@kozmon0t yes, far more than conventional air attacks at that time, but they where not good pilots, just human driven missiles. any guided rocket-ish object was far superior to the normal rockets of ww2 that was just fired in the general direction of the enemy.

[ShaithMaster]

I remember he did this act in my hometown Sacramento a few years ago, I jumped on those tickets.

[Zeckellin]

Long live Jerry Seinfeld - one of the funniest men alive today!

[robinhoodsun]

@Zeckellin up until bee movie. what a peice of shit.

[Zeckellin]

@robinhoodsun I haven't seen it - just a short clip. Didn't really like it. Anyway, his stand-up is second to none.

[Manj94]

HAHAHA the monkey bars part is soooo true!! why the hell are they always in the background?!

[stussymishka]

dropping bombs and food part killed me lmfaoo

[stussymishka]

the dropping bombs and food part killed me lmfaoo

[8jsimone]

i was like wat the heck, why is he frozen

[jfack1]

all i hear is this ugly mans laugh

[ThePeeterd]

then i putt on raduio

[benmines]

Hilarious.

[jbcleere]

Funnist man on the planet.

[m33lad]

actually Canadian were the ones dropping food, & Americans were bombing them! lol And yet.. they were fighting side by side.

[sobekflakmonkey]

@m33lad not really the point, although true, but thats not the point.

[pcostel1]

oh nice the topeka bootleg.

[runnybabbit12]

i hate the sound quality

[Capuano231]

@runnybabbit12 me too, i cant under stand one word

[paredesamour]

Pure Gold!

[omenroc1]

What the fuck is he talking about, I can't hear it..

[happyseadog23]

can anybody sub this clip? the sound quality is rather low. but thanks for uploading all the same!

[Meelahd]

God, I wish I was older. This is comedy. I'm 19 and I can't help but feel that I am not in the right age group sometimes.

Seinfeld=GOAT of TV comedy.

[cherimoose]

@Meelahd

I'm older and agree it's not that funny. Listen to some of his older stuff.. especially "Live on Broadway" (= "I'm telling you for the last time"). It had me tearing!

[88BiTE]

@Meelahd Every teenage in his right state of mind would feel the way you do!

[parsifal1226]

@Meelahd never, ever wish you were older. trust me on this one.

[miamigroove]

Jihad E. Coyote. ok, that was a funny one

[Johnnyboybravo]

I want seinfeld back

[priapus56]

This guy started out as a genius, continues to be a genius and I'm willing to bet will remain a genius until the last brain cell dries up...

[OttomanSultan123]

SO FUNNY JERRY OWNS

[MitchMansfield]

....I think the suicide bomber is the guy who accidentally blows himself up without injuring anyone else in the area....

Priceless Jerry!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

[grenadarian]

israel did the attack on the twin towers, it wasn't "the muslims".

israel/jewish international crime network is behind the new world order/one world government.

[Iconizertube]

oh that's gold! That's gold, Jerry!

[Belyea4]

Jerry seinfeld is awesome

[daisy141093]

Lol!

[TrollWRlrd]

jihad e coyote LOL~~

[Sailorsega]

It's hard to hear what he is saying

[Thanks4NothingJerks]

"what the hell do monkey bars have to do with anything?" ...awesome

[jameshanley40]

Wow, so many idiots commenting.

I'm not a seinfeld fanatic, but this is refreshing.. It's very impressive to joke about such a topic without just mocking George Bush . This was not left wing or right wing. Pure comedy. Really impressive. I've hardly ever heard a comedian able to do that without just yelling their political views and not being funny. I'm even more impressed with seinfeld after seeing this. The sound quality was poor though. But good it's up.

[drasl]

@jameshanley40

Yeah exactly, Seinfeld is a very good comedian. Not one of those guys that gets his laughs from shock value and linking him self to popular political views.

[bullmilk]

@jameshanley40

Seinfeld is as good as it gets with observational comedy. His routine is sort of like a grouping of fleshed out one-liners. 

[heatbucspies55]

@jameshanley40

I agree. I'm so tired of comedians who just say political stuff the whole time, and the messed up part is (usually the views are liberal) they know the audience is gonna cheer, even if what they said is not funny at all.

Even when I agree with what a comedian is saying, it;s so annoying when ther eisn;t even anything funny about it.

And there's always a group of people who will love those comedians too.

This material is actually awesome.

[rpal1597]

monkey bars are good

[keflar5]

so the joke is that they shouldn't have taken the pics?? typicall fucking zionist scum

[mcmanusdown]

sorry that a stand up comedian doesn't take a topic seriously.

[ALTEREGO656]

I agree with you methal666. Jerry is not that funny at all. I heard a comedian by the name of Darwin Hines say some of the same things about sending food in the gulf war. I wonder if Jerry stole it from him. You shoud u-tube Darwin Hines. I bet he will crack you up!! He's real FUNNY! Do anyone feel that Black Comics seem to be funnier than White Comics? For some reason they are too me. Everyone agrees that Richard Pryor is the best ever. He happens to be Black too. Hmmmm, just saying.

[MultiHartley]

with terriost training in their gyms

[matthewwp56]

Larry David is genius, Seinfeld knows phrasing for Americans-white mid caste. The ruling caste(Rockflrs, Bush etc.) hav special cops (NSA, etc) tell folks @ Jer's cast levl (Jester caste; see Dave Chapelle/Africa) what they may NOT say...sniped cause they got money and fame but would not AVOID talking about the ONLY ISSU; bankrs hired actr pres. AGAIN, bribd govrnrs we are hapy slavs fed empty food; no minerals. People lived 1k yrs. TOXINS such as aspartame, MSG, chem trails; you are a slave.

[666valhalonia666]

and youre a nutcase with an internet connection and bad spelling =)

i bet the warden tucks you in every night?

[methal666]

I love standup comedy and Seinfeld is supposed to be one of the "legends", but for some reason I almost never find him funny. All the jokes are so predictable and... I don't know... old? :(

[amentveddergossard]

thats ok u just dont get it

[methal666]

It's not about if I get it or not, I just think he is not funny.

Guys like Pryor, Carlin, Ed Byrne, Eddie Izzard ect are pure genius in my mind... Seinfeld just bores me.

[amentveddergossard]

Maybe its his accent. He whines a bit but come on he's still funny. He talks about everyday life just like all the great comedians. Do you like Seinfeld the show? You gotta like that. Surely!

[methal666]

I caught a few (10-20) episodes of "Seinfeld" when I was a kid, but to be honest, I preferred "Married with Children".

I guess it's just not my kind of humor. Oh well.. :P

[temperex]

@methal666 none of the comedians you mentioned are remotely funny, all of them are heavily overrated.

[666fannyfart]

I was laughing today when i thought jerry seinfelds name was CUNT.

[TrekkieAtlantis]

lol "Why are they always on the monkey bars..." LOL:)

[viruppal]

What the hell do monkey bars have to do with anything!

[tomsouthlondon26]

thats was aimed at Antiks72

[dabble778]

God, Jerry should have had a year off his show, and then taken the gang back to TV all fresh for another 5 years. Michael, Jason & Julia have often said they wish they did another year or 2. This material is great :-)

[Lyntchina]

its funny but i dont like it the voice the image not gud buts its funny anyways

[dunstan8989]

man seinfeld is awesome, re-watching all the seasons of his show at the moment, absolutely classic, up to the one where Jerry and Kramers accountant keeps sniffing around jerry's sweater and they think he's a drug addict

[kyle8800]

haha funny joke at the end

[tonynomis]

Is that a drumstick or a grenade? LOL!

[unbridledenthusiasm]

This is great...a little more cynical than even his classic stuff.

[SaintDre7]

This is Gold. I can't breef from laughing. xD

[LeafyLarry]

antiiraqwar

[antiiraqwar]

if it weren't for arabs giving a safe haven to his mothers family, there would be no seinfeld!

this is how jews repay people! insulting them with stupid jokes!

[HowDaddyIsDoing]

hahahahahahahahaha!

[YeaWhiplash]

lol

[derekhess47]

LOL you twerp

[antiiraqwar]

hess, is that you? you filthy nazi

[derekhess47]

Yes, it is I, the one and only HESS

[antiiraqwar]

For it is Thy who betrayed the once to thee beloved hitler!

Shame on you, i cry! Hitler was nothing but and has always been a good friend to thee!

[derekhess47]

The betrayal did not come easy, but then no one knows the Hitler that I knew, I watched as he killed millions of jews, I watched him persecute the Gypsies and I watched as he tore Europe into two, but the final straw was his foot odour, I have never smelt anything like it and never again shall I tolerate such an insult to ones nasal pleasuredrome.

[antiiraqwar]

you got me! i give up! for fucks sake

i had to get a dictionary to lookup the word "pleasuredrome" !

first i thought you said "pleasuredome".

Never heard pleasured-r-ome before!

[derekhess47]

Its not a dome lol, you're just being silly now!!

[derekhess47]

Are you a racist?

[tomsouthlondon26]

your a dick

[Antiks72]

shut the fuck up.

[simps500]

Here's a suggestion: learn to function in the world.

[deathrm131]

i wonder if he researched the kamakazi bit, he is actually right. they used undertrained pilots for those missions when they ran out of good pilots for normal operations

[nujac321]

"It's not gonna be all.....bombs." funny

[TonyCliftonBaby]

jihad e. coyote lol

[switajewski]

i think if anybody else did his bits, it wouldn't be as funny, if at all. but his voice, his attitude, it all works and its hilarious when he says it.

[loveTHEsmellOFrain]

stupid laughs

[thenewrapstyle]

Jer's got a sweet Jewfro

[robihno2]

he's god damn FUNNY FUUUUUUUNNY

[leeeever]

he likes pointing out the obvious. making shallow fairly obvious observations

[InGroove2]

few people will understand what you're saying here... all i can say in return is, "boy you really went bald there didn't ya?" (i know it's not the right line from that ep, but it's similar in context)

[talkingpatronus]

Good job on the VIDEO, you no, the thing were supposed to be commenting on... XD

[grover5959]

But yet you took the time to look him up.

[butterflycaught900]

now lets make ourselves feel more important than we really are by adding comments and star ratings

[OLTJOE]

When is he gonna do another HBO special? This is GOOD material!

[kirk7524875248]

Damn! I LIKE the darker Jerry! He just gets better and better!!!

[DMalenfant1]

Jerry is just not funny, even in his show he was not funny, it was the rest of the cast that made the show what it was. Think of a scene where he made anyone laugh? Now think of a scene where Cramer and George Costanza didn't. Exactly. His stand ups aren't even worth cheezy, just stale.

[jgp1322]

my favorite segment of hte whole show is jerry and the magic lugi..look it up..its great...

[cyspy]

He always makes people laugh in the show.

The entire show his jokes are all sarcastic comments. Those ARE his jokes.

[ReNeilssance]

Also, as Executive Producer, he was involved in the writing of every episode, so he had a hand in coming up with those funny things Kramer and George did.

[nacho3rdbowler]

well actually usually nobody laughed at each other on the show. they all just thought each other were stupid. the whole point of it is that YOU are supposed to be smart enough to get the humor. not the other characters, to whom the situation usually just sucks to be in.

[qontranami]

MalboroMenthol98 sucks.....cigarettes.....ja ja ja!!!

[TheAwsumOne]

lol i'm viewer number 75,000 :P

[driftersmanifesto]

nothing like a super rich guy joking about human suffering in the third world.

[goodevening2you]

maybe we should all just watch more videos on youtube

[driftersmanifesto]

or just make snarky comments till we die

[sirkel28]

To me he just makes light of the stupidity of it all.

[olsonuf9]

I agree, but that's the point of comedy. All comedy does that (all funny comedy at least).

[MissNobody]

someone clean up the sound on this!

[ArabMobster88]

that laughing is so annoying

[luckyplucky6]

Lol "maybe the kamikaze pilots just werent the really good pilots"

[hunterscion7]

next thing they'll have roller skates and big rockets on their backs

[ayboday]

good show

[AceAceman]

aweful sound.

you can hardly hear a thing

[lombard34]

(increase the volume on your computer)

[ashoka10]

That just makes the distortion worse.

[jernop]

yes, but the proportions are in favor of intensity. Concentrate if you will. But sometimes, the "big bang" of the joke comes out of a whisper. So...it can suck. Some much for making it simple:Ć

[guitarman2793]

great

[b34baller]

I was there

[goatgoat]

I can barely hear it. And you people complaining about a still picture obviously haven't seen audio put on youtube before. They put a pic just so it isn't black the whole time.

[KarynRBrown]

LOL! What the hell do the monkey bars have to do with anything?

[gretchenpc]

Jihad E. Coyote! LMAO!

[madmax8000]

Wow he said all that without moving his lips.

[NetSkay]

Nazi Jew? That doesn't even exist

[KarasuNoGoh]

Yes it does.

It's called zionists.

Just change the target for the holocaust and you got it.

[rino2149]

I hope Seinfeld isn't one of those Nazi Jew fascists that support Israel.

[shortspike07]

yes... those nazi jews, next thing u'll be talking about intelligent republicans...

[urgranma]

haha

[schilippe]

what the hell are you talking about?

[IamMcLovin86]

seinfeld is total genius.

[Goodguy001]

that was hilarious... lol

[dogcatdotty]

WOW. that was the dumbest video ever. why not just post it as a pic on your myspace?

[piyush30300]

because it has an audio..u dumbass

[plip365]

lol

[filsammon]

i liked that you watched a photo for 5.31 mins. fooooool