The Two-Headed Turtle

[tictaclover123]

if my turtle was two headed one would be and the other would be sitting there with blood on it ,you finish the puzzle

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[TheAwesomeAnimals]

They're cute!!

[stardarkstar]

aw they're so cute!

[LeGiiThAcKeRs]

W T F! ಠ_ಠ can they read each others mind?

[boldechoco]

Why do i find that cute !?? omg

[123shaneisgay]

YES IM THE REAL Turtle Man CALL ME AT 517-930-6744 or 517-599-1843

[BladeEdge77]

TURTLES!!!!!!! :D

[kamo448]

umh... two other things. but you got them

[Awesomeness7373]

Like this if you found this video by typing "Turtle" :D

[PokemonRaichu2100]

OR 2 TURTLES IN ONE SHELL!!!!!

[lilmonsterbabe]

its cuteeee :3

[whiteshrimp100]

that foo is a bitch hold it asshole whhore its fuking cute

[whiteshrimp100]

that foo is a bitch

[VOGUEx]

so cute

[pikapi98]

Letterman is an ASSHOLE ;3; lol

[nitroglyph]

I like the part with the turt-- no I just want thumbs up.

[wese3000]

its a two headed red eared slider. I have a slider myself :)

[bodnerinater]

i like turtles :)

[ThePullaMies]

@ZebraSparklez They're awesome right? I saw one trying to move, and it actually FELL OVER!

[KameleonOfficialTv]

Why are people laughin?

WTF

This aint funny,its intersting but people act like fucking robotz right there.

Hate Television,hate mainstream music,hate 21 century brainwash camp.

[TheFinalFifteenth]

SO.........CUTE

[MrsPolarbear11]

I love turtles...its soooo cute

[biteinapple]

CtfxC FTW!!!!

[Rebexxify]

@biteinapple w00t!

[redbearing101]

i seen that turtle in real life!

[rockandstroll]

Poor thing, I know how it feels, I was born with three legs, the girlfriend loves it tho.

[millenia007]

You have 2 other things!! Lol is he referring about 2 balls??

[Zoester415]

Awwwww! How cute ! I want that two headed Turtle!;0)

[viggy123]

so whats the big deal.... there are gey turtles living together everywhere...

[elephantsjizz]

thats not a turtle...ITS A FUCKING DRAGOOOOON!!!!!!

[dragonsember]

It's clearly a two headed shiny squirtle.

[powerlong1]

I like Turtle!

[hamood1234fool]

This is probably Core 2 Duo turtle.

[epicguy103]

AWW ITS SO CUTE EVEN WIF TWO HEADS!

[chrissygillo]

lol

[XxJadenxX100200300Xx]

thumbs up if you watched the 2 headed cat?!?!

[ivesour]

thats a two headed slider

[Tyrud71]

nono put it right the no just hold it no!!!!!!! put the dam turtle there

[taitai907]

Jungle Jack is hilarious. It's almost like he's the center of attention and not the turtles.

[AngelMeep]

Now that turtle is way too turtley for the turtle club lol

[magegirl8]

I think they must be drunk. they sound like they're drunk. their logic is that of drunkenness. the guest man, that is, and the interviewer. the turtles seem sober.

[AznBanditJohn]

My real name is Jonathan and I like turtles...(its true)

[comment600]

damn other people why u scare animals

[zurbetta]

I LOVE THE TURTLESSSSS

[cyberus125]

but, will it blend?

[monkeywithissues]

@cyberus125 that is the question?

[AGVZ777]

"To other things but you got them" XD Feet course.

[SecretlyYours91]

i've held something with two heads... BURN:D

[realvendettas]

If redskin is just trying to make someone mad- He did it

[z00ml3s]

they are 2 in 1

[innstate]

THIS IS WAY TWO FUNNY!! A TWO HEADED TURTLE!LOL

[MsYoyochick]

"Like being married, isn't it?"

[xXxpowerbagxXx]

omg its the legendary turtle suarus rex

[Zanny697899]

strange but awesome!

[flirtybarbiegirl]

aws so cute.. but still .......... ding!

[FlowerTravellingMan]

"My wife's gynecologist." lmfao

[burntoastvideos]

I like toitles

[HA8403]

two head o snap i need to do 2

[coolvidzman]

A TWO-HEADED KOOPA?! Mario wouldn't know what to do...

[ThePhoenixRyan]

Teenage Muntant Ninja turtle! FTW

[Thebluevsred]

HE HIS 2 HEARTS 2 BRAINS~!

[jbaev]

doesn't turn on

[cutesuicune]

grrrrrrrr I CANT WATCH IT KUS THE FING AD IS FROZEN

[HeartlessOcean9]

awkward turtle~

[xRunxKRONOSx]

squirtle rlly let himself go

[barf245]

No playbackback for me the commercial at the beginning freezes up so FUCK YOU GOOGLE

[UtubeDuDeDuh]

They looked pissed!

[MaxHugoVideos]

venice beach has one!

[Destruction8721]

oh double turtle :o

[yumifan110]

Poor little dude.

[tanrat7]

i wasnt able to see the video

[casey1234schoch]

mary kate and ashley what the heck haha

[sheadatear]

0:01 ad-skip.

[Flyinglevel]

@sheadatear doesnt work on google chrome, and my adblockers nolonger working, plus this is the 2nd video today that I cannot see thanks to Ads

[SOFFY35]

I love how the guy poke it xD

[shadowstripexx]

@SOFFY35 lol u funy

[mark530ni]

amazing animal lol

[thedemonwarrior100]

i love toitles

[YumChaBaobao]

dat guy is so funny

[idogish]

two eyeballs? two ears? WTF

[eseberre1]

you got two other things hahahha

[IndieMovies266]

I LIKE TURTLES!

DO YOU LIKE TURTLES?

[MelvinNerdstrom]

what kind of dog is this?

[JoeSteven101]

me om, he nom. sai hai nom

[redskinwhiteboy]

yeah its a dumbass turtle that should die

[ThePullaMies]

@redskinwhiteboy I'd want you to die.

[redskinwhiteboy]

@ThePullaMies why dont you suck both of these turtles off a little bit more

[TheTurtlelover09]

@redskinwhiteboy Your mom is a dumbass faggot that should get raped by a hobo in a subway, congratulations.

youre now officially retarded just like your father

[william69952]

@redskinwhiteboy why don't you die

[186beast]

how does the turtle pee?

[BobbyLolliepop]

wuss newsman!! lol

[itsJohney]

would you be laughing if you had 2 heads?

[CaptainAlbedoCool]

@itsJohney Probably.

[TheMinecraftHelpGuy]

lol there dead now i ahev seen them in a musuem, dead. lol

[XxSnowAngel]

lol i feel sorry for the turtles because i have my own turtles and when they fight for food they bite each other o_O

[stickmanpwner64]

Alright who gets the shell tonight?

[redskinwhiteboy]

wow thats so fake... thats not even possible at all GAAAAAAAAAAY.

[TheSalamander22]

@redskinwhiteboy Dude that is possible and true

[TheAdrian341]

@redskinwhiteboy you obviously haven't seen the 2 girls who shares a brain

[SykoSkillz]

Lol the audience can laugh at it but the funny thing is most of them look like that too

[wiltonhebert]

My brother Mike hatched two two headed turtles this year .He has one left, don't ask what happened to the other it's better left unsaid. The only thing I could see them fighting over is food. I would think that for everything else both heads gets the enjoyment equally .

[kittehzehn]

at the state fair of texas they hane a booth of albino and 2 headedsnakes and turtles

[JamieAndCaelan]

Last time I checked, chicken was classed as meat.

[bigboimoneymane]

looks like something from harry potter

[Sargethepyromaniac]

That/those turtle(s) look so mellow xD

[soulisa]

"I've got headshoted and am still alive."

[kristjan117]

what if one is male and other is female xD would that still be called self pleasure? :D

[poppper]

On a second note did anyone else notice how alert the turtle became when the man said "wife."

[poppper]

0:23 This made me chuckle.

[HighCardWins]

There is a girls with the same problem. They can drive though.

[Midnightpitbull2]

dave was wild'n in the beginning

[TurtleRez]

A red eared slider with two heads l0l

[peepsbates]

i wonder does the zombie kid like turtles now?

[Im2Awsm]

looks mirrored :-/

[SpatialRiftUK]

@Im2Awsm get some new glasses

[Im2Awsm]

@SpatialRiftUK ok!?!?!?

[guillaume070294]

omg it came back from hiroshima

[ticktak10]

eat at 2x the speed

[linkloverjc]

Cute.. ^_^ Oh and...THE GAME..

[cherrybombs8]

@linkloverjc i lost! damn you! :[

[gfxflashses]

Haha poor little guys

[walt2507]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaw

[0MissElizabeth0]

like being married - LMAO !!!!!

[TurtlesForHire]

Double dicks = More Pleasure

[shinycrystal59]

I LIKE TURTLES

[grasshop34]

If you like turtles and magic, check out my MAGIC using a live BABY Turtle

[juiceboy777]

lol ninja turtle fail

[KimboSanchez1]

i have a two headed turtle and i got a alligator its a baby <333

[IgorAusDemKeller]

@KimboSanchez1 I like those double turtles. Do they sell them in ordinary petshops or do they kill them instead of selling?

[XnarutardnessX]

I like turtles.

[MAeimaiELEOS]

One body two brains!

[MrsDejour]

another disaster people stop

[Southtexaspb]

I want a 2-headed turtle now :D !!!!!!

[Wolfyy23]

Ive seen two baby two headed turtles! They look sooo CUTE!!!!!!!!!! ^_^

[TheSlimySquid]

i have a 2 headed turtle

and i have a video of them....

[Iceblade157]

awwwww, how cute, but it must feel like torture for them

[Marluxi4]

i prefer mudkipz

[DemonicRoadrunnerInc]

Holy SHIT!!!!!! I FUCKING want that shit!

[CorbinDCreptiles]

there not rare... at all go to king snake .com and look in the classifieds...

[alexkooy]

the guys a comedian xD

[cody0006]

looks like someones afraid of holding turtles!

[modernwarfare2259]

r u serious i want that bitch

[miisbabygrl42]

its like gettinq married lmfao

[richysolo]

two arms, two legs.....two other things.....lol

[MarshalBeard]

I WANT 1

[CorbinDCreptiles]

@MarshalBeard you wouldnt care for it, it would die, and you wouldent care and get another one

[MarshalBeard]

@CorbinDCreptiles i care for most animals more then most people (tutles are 1 of them especialy if it has 2 heads :P) im not like that i dont buy animals just to watch it die so i can go buy another and do the same... people that do that make me very sad and angry makes me want to hurt them :( animal abusers can go die :( who agrees thumbs up :( fight against animal abusers

[CorbinDCreptiles]

@MarshalBeard sorry about that.. i was pissed off that day...

im also into reptiles and stuff like that i breed leopard geckos and im trying to breed my ball pythons now

i have 4 leopard geckos 5 ball pythons and a dumerils boa

[MarshalBeard]

@CorbinDCreptiles its fine man we all have our days and I WANT 1 XD :P

[CorbinDCreptiles]

@MarshalBeard lol

[MixMasterTheBomb]

maybe if u look they both r not boys maybe their a girl and a boy hmm 0_o

[thedrummachine1]

i saw a two headed turtle at the fair

[cjreid10211991]

lol david aint even listenin 2 the guy he jus starin at the turtle pokin it wit a pencil

[SleepingWolf26]

it's like being married. lol

[Jacomelo117]

2 other things, LOL!

[nopleficus]

awh so cute, i have a golden turtle :)

[twilightguRL1oo5]

it's so adorable!!!

[Nathaniel192]

i want a two headed turtle so bad

[Xmaggot93X]

2 turtles 1 shell... giggity

[BlaqkShadow]

@Xmaggot93X 1's gay and hes coming over tonight...one problem is >_> One ass...

[CoolLikePenguinNuts]

Oh whew! I was really worried I clicked on a horrible poop joke. I had this bad feeling this was going to be like two turtles one cup. Thank god because that whole pretend it's pudding thing didn't work at all... I dry heeved on my keyboard. I'm rambling now... cute turtle. Or turtles... ah shit, now I'm all confused.

[Slaught1004]

LOL are they dead now.....

[megadude610]

I like toyturles-zombie kid

[vinny7025]

lol, what if they hated each other,

[PasStrGr8]

The show dude, hoster, dressed in blacks scared to touch it... LOL what a pussy.

[DuPuieproductions]

It would suck if you were two headed and the other head was a schizo.

[JandE11Productions]

Always seems to happen with the red ear slider turtles...

[2bluegillinapond]

that was funny

[speedball2345]

The people in the crowd are probably those people that think they are intelligent and better than everyone but there ya go........

[Nathaniel192]

man i want a two headed turtle

[QuesoyGallettasXD]

Lmfaoooooo ! 

[SonsoftheProphets]

siamese turle

[mamananau]

It looks like a normal turtle just with 2 heads, not strange at all :>

[oakley175]

wtf why are they all laughing at it

[MAVERICKSD1988]

poor thing :( :(

[Theb0bmeister94]

I want that turtle...It's so cute ^-^