What the Fuck you Fucking Fucks

[Obsidian182]

Who the fuck is this guy?

[dominussss]

who the fuck is justin bieber?? I really don't know! Can someone tell me? Everyone mentions that shitty name and I dont fuckin know who he is!

[Mezurill]

So exactly what kinds of actions does the Master require?

[Lydiababesrocks]

omg how can people listen to this guy he is likee 60 and he likes heavy metal? old people are meant to like folk music!!??

[heavymetalhappyhour]

@Lydiababesrocks 60? Try over 2,000, you Petulant Pooper~ which means not only have I Fucked your Mother, but I've Carnally Cornholed a Lurid Line of your Asshole Ancestors, including the Violent Sphincter-Shredding I gave your Great-Great-Great-Great-Grandm­other after she Begged Me for My Mercy... and much like you, she was a Cantankerous Cunt unworthy of the Dastardly Demondicking I Lashed her Lengthy Labia with...

[blackball821]

@heavymetalhappyhour dude that is fucking brutal O_O you fuckin' rock \m/ \m/

[thenameless319]

@heavymetalhappyhour Dude, you are so fucking awesome!! =D

[makebelieveperson]

@heavymetalhappyhour omg you my new hero

[GTmami4Eva]

Dis guy is Fckin craziee

[S0ulR33per]

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnaaaahh.

[Aspiridon29]

Master , you are the most fucking and cool man that i know in my existing ,you rock men !!!!

[millerhighlife2112]

Fucking Cock sucker

[XLB1987]

Ahhhh.... Drones inspired by The Master

[BloodDrinker1231]

I'm sorry my master...i will obey your words...i will work harder and beg for you!!!

[inthestrangestmanner]

I'm chewing on an arm as you speak, "master"

[jerhinus]

I think the new Overlord game will be called

Overlord:The Master of Metal

and instead of small demons ,the minions will be RAGING METALHEADS!!!

[MoonlitFangs]

Hail Master.

[HowlingMoon666]

we missed you,you fucking fuck!!!

[zayn2123]

it's' good to have you back my master

[drakenoz]

Well, I guess our lives just got back it's reason to keep on moving through timespace.

[pdarksage]

What have we given you?.....I hate hard questions........

[sarahewright9]

I did bad things while this played...

[Beetlejuice617]

I will offer Justin Beiber's head on a plate for you. what's in it for me My great devious, mother humping, ass kicking, vagina tainting, Master of METAL?

[hamslap]

I like the part where he says, "poopers".

[PlayboyHerbie]

MASTER: Just stopping by to get to the magical 3000 views as any loyal minion would do...

[DaddyPims]

I've already seen abortions, they're called your fucking videos. Show me something decent instead.

[Dude11191]

@DaddyPims Go utside

[jerhinus]

HAIL THE MASTER OF METAL...!!!!!

I am going to the clinic right now, to take the abortions of other women, and give em to the master!!

[lordofthemanor25]

What did the Master do on a Friday?

[BloodJunkieFireFly]

Come slay with us!!!!!!!!

[butterflybabe56]

Epic ness. 4 people obviously don't know what its like to be a fucking fuck.

[Doosb0x]

<3 <3 <3

[qeeya]

lol old skool! i missed you! xD and fuck you you fucking fucks back at ya!

[Solitude102]

Our master is back!

[powerkor]

smell my balls

[ConenTyrson1]

</ / / / / /)))~~~ happy 420. hit it dude.

[atrumira]

Is it true that by day you are a soiled cloth diaper pick-up man & then on weekends you masturbate turkeys?

[Dude11191]

@atrumira IS it true your mom got cancer and died? HAHAHA!

[Dude11191]

@atrumira I see,and your pet died by me cumming in its mouth,filling a pillow case with bars of soap,then proceeding to pound it until its a mound of pussy bloody organs? And I know how you were born,your mom got raped by a mexicans greasy zit covered dick entering here ant infested,dried out,greasy pussy.Then he cummed puss inside of your moms pussy,then pissed in her fungi infested,un-wiped asshole and got shit on his dick,so he decided to cum inside her mouth.This too place on the dead pet.

[atrumira]

@Dude11191 "Is it true your mom got cancer & died? HAHAHA!"

(seriously ‘dude’, who laughs at their own?)

Moving along; no my mother did not die from cancer & I am sorry for your loss becus u & I both know it was YOUR mother (the schizophrenic quad amputee bearded crack-whore tranny) who died from multiple diseases > cancer, aids, hepatitis A, B, & C* at the last orgy she hosted for all those sailors from Romania.

* & I heard she passed on all the infectious diseases to both u & your sister. :D

[Dude11191]

@atrumira Oh and did I mention the fact that rondald mc.donald stuffed his unwashed balls inside your sisters sweaty hairy asshole,gaping asshole then proceeded to fist her herbes-vagina until it bled? Fairy tales are awsome!

[atrumira]

@Dude11191 "Oh & did I mention the fact that ronald mc.donald stuffed his unwashed balls..."

Err... no u didn't - can't remember what u said? This is a sign u are suffering from aids related dementia which as we both know u caught this from ur mother - the schizophrenic quad amputee bearded crack whore tranny.

But please, knock urself out > come back w/ as many shitty-mexican-dog-fist-fuck comments as ur tortured mind can possibly conjure up.

With so little time left I want u to enjoy urself :D



[Dude11191]

@atrumira Hmm.Well since your your mom is a cock choded mexican wet back guerilla fucking cum pussy greasy pissy pussy pruple aids infested cunt slamming cleavlend steamer taker whore bag of a skinny cancer loving elaphant bloweing dick monger.I guess their is no need to entertain myself.

[atrumira]

@Dude11191

Okay; we all get that u are the Master's personal knob-gobbler & that if u could have your way, in a heartbeat, you'd be a stool passing through his colon which wud bring a guy, err... turd like u joy beyond description.

No doubt your Master has also seen how enthusiastically u have defended him against all nay-sayers & those who might seek to offend - but to be frank; why wud he have need of your butter knife wit when his is so much sharper?

U serve him so much better as a turd :D

[Dude11191]

@atrumira Shut the fuck up you dying honkey spic wetback faggot shit jew getting fucked in his 2 degree burned asshole by a black mans cock.

[atrumira]

@Dude11191: "Shut the fuck up you..."

Ahhh does Forrest G not know when to tuck tail & run away?

Run Forrest run... :D

[Dude11191]

@atrumira I fucking love cheese,now SHUT UP!

[atrumira]

@Dude11191: "I fucking love cheese, now SHUT UP!"

So you love cheese... & you're telling me this because?

Don't forget, you also love chocolates, right Forrest?

Because life is like a box of chocolates, you never know... :D

[Dude11191]

@atrumira YES.CHOCLATES FUCKING SEX IN MY MOUTH TOO!

[atrumira]

@Dude11191: "YES.CHOCOLATES FUCKING SEX IN MY MOUTH TOO!"

You win, officially: stupid rulz! :D

[Dude11191]

@atrumira "You win,offically:Stupid rulz! :D"

[psychotroniko]

please Some Perverted Poetry ohh master

[TheHardRockGod]

this video fuckin sucks

[RadBrad13]

The hair has got longer!

[DaddyPims]

gay

[Dude11191]

@DaddyPims Just liek you,now go fuck a transvestitie donkey witch.

[DaddyPims]

@Dude11191 no

[Dude11191]

@DaddyPims no

[CanadiaNecro1]

*slack-jawed* entertain me yayayayayah...

[Methos1966]

Welcome Back Master

[ts1uk0]

lay off the crack dude!!!

[chicka321]

@ts1uk0 never

[ts1uk0]

lay of the crack dude...

[Fellmaris]

Welcome back master we are ready to do your bidding. \m/

[kinggasm]

yea posting a video about how you havent been posting a video isn't entertaining... sort of expected something outside the norm and less repetitive on this one... bttw grow a moustache if everything 4:25-end is going to be your new style

[FattyZee]

MASTER ^_^

[ledzedleppelin]

I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS ABORTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[crazybec420]

Sorry Master..... I will Do Better!!

[rockeruspoeticus]

It was 420 and you didn't light up in your video? Hmm, I watch your videos religiously several times per day, I just wanted you to know.

[piiglumps]

love you too master

[LangostaProductions]

As a fellow metalhead. I only have this to say... I HAVE NO MASTER!!!!

[MassiveZero]

You're alive? Welcome back!

[Ironclaw666]

HELL. YES.

[Gahuki44]

I'm sorry Master we have not pleased u, we will try 2 do better.

[Andreirapper]

fucking master could you fuck off the fucking justin bieber fucker? happy fucking in the fucking future...hmm what the fuck

[SilentScall89]

oh glorious master!

i have been a loyal minion and spred the word of the master all over my town. i told my friends and made some of them become minions to your highness, too!

i cried manly tears this day that i heard that you aren´t satisfied with my work as a minion. i am ashamed that you are disapointed. i never ment to be unfaithful. i promise we will all try harder to please you.

we would all give our lives and our mothers !

hail the master! we will never let him down.

[Kimmo788]

Well... fuck you too. xD

[EvilWeavaloid]

Master, can you terminate Justin Bieber for us please?

You would make us proud!

[Metalobsession94]

@EvilWeavaloid The Master shall not terminate Justin Bieber for us! We shall terminate Justin Bieber for the Master! And we will make the master proud!

All hail the master of metal!

[EvilWeavaloid]

@Metalobsession94 Sounds like a plan!

[adatude95]

First watch of your vids and you're already calling me your master, you take charge. And if you want you can have my mom AND dad.

[PlayboyHerbie]

On it Master! 

[hermelmet]

all hail, back to melt my hermelmet

[Tewi7Inaba]

yaaaaaaaaaaaay! master's BACK!

[Heavyassalter]

Master, as i promised with your return i would bring you Lady Gaga to abort her and sacrifice her. Now, it will not be easy with all her guards protecting her but you will at least see me on tv trying my best to prove my loyalty.

[BrokenGoods]

i have missed you master!! welcome back!!! 

[Evangelist0121]

Evil and sick.....Just the way I fuckin love it

[Krofetzir]

Welcome back.

[FameBicz]

Stay with us oh Master! We need you!

[tcwdk]

This is a comedy of some sort? I don't understand, seriously. This isn't funny, scary or respectable.

[Dude11191]

@tcwdk Neither is you're mothers ass.

[tcwdk]

@Dude11191 You're right ass hell, she's dead.

[Dude11191]

@tcwdk Thats nice

[FleshStarvingBass]

@tcwdk It's specific humour. Sometimes boring.

[0pethMetal]

@tcwdk the master is speaking to his FUCKING minions, go FUCKING troll somewhere else

[tcwdk]

@0pethMetal Excuse me. I really just wanted to know. And I'm not a troll, belive me. I will not post here any more. Sorry for disturbing.

[MultiWoWer]

Welcome fucking back,oh,master.

[coolmathijs123]

wtf doet hij met zen tanden

[drunkenirish420]

The master is back

[gabiotta]

Aww, you're lovely.

[Basistinaivot]

Your northern minion shall spread the word of your arrival and the world shall know once again who is it's true master! Hail the Master of Metal!

[cannibalfan01]

Welcome back master! I shall spread the word at once! your american minion

[malvern666]

Albus Dumbledore and I were dumble doing it.

[ChanVideos]

Fuck yeah!!!! I miss our great overlord!!!! Don't leave us again! I was going to force myself through a portal to hell to go find you. But that would have surely meant my demise for I am only a minion! But I would have died for you anyway.

[StuMakiRyka]

Master, your hair is amazing. Welcome back! <3

[tonywwolf]

Maybe some confessions?

This year, I started to listen to King Diamond..

Anyways, I´m glad you and your unholy demon dick are back.

[pedroloura]

FUCK YEAH!! MASTER IS BACK!!!! HORRAY!!! :D

[TACOCHEESESAUCE]

happy holidaze

[ilik3pi3]

Come to England Master

[AngryYetApathetic]

So very glad to see you back, Master. If you need a participant in said abortion, I do have a working uterus and no desire for children.

[lordofthemanor25]

I suppose the Master saw Scream 4 last week. He has Ghostface's phone number as he also has the phone numbers of Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees and Freddy Krueger.

[slotback67]

im so hhigh and im ttirppin balls

[DARTHMOBIUS]

I Serve No One, Your a One Trick Pony Self Styled ' Master ' and as witty as a 6 year old castrated autistic boy, keep up the entertainment, but dont expect the true Dark Side to support your cavalcade of body bagged drowned kittens sic vis pacem parabellum motherfucker.

[AbyCake]

i wanna wet my whistle with the masters semen! ;]

[babbybat]

MASTER!!! I LOVE YOU!!!! PLEASE DONT GO AWAY AGAIN!! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR DEMONIC DICK OF AWESOMENESS!!! marry me!!!

[babbybat]

I LOVE YOU!!!!!! MARRY ME MASTER OF DARKNESS

[midnit19]

woooot

[treesnake666]

Good shit, happy 4-20 you crazy fuck

[yumchuchuyum]

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAyAYAY YOURE BACK

[KissaBlair]

YAY!I love you Master.I'm sorry I haven't whored your youtube account out as much as I should!But yes,I would like that.YES SIR!...and no,I don't have much to do,I've been listening to like bullshit radio getting off to images of Lady Death while smoking the death leaf for the past 2 hours.I'm so happy you posted!That you sir.I shall have to make a video blog dedicated to you since people watch me cuz I have huge tits.Thank youuuuuuz!

[BloodHarvest21]

weed = gay. just sayin

[Dude11191]

@BloodHarvest21 Hey,fuck you pussy,weeds the shit,now leave.

[ingentingvirke]

All hail to the master

[Dude11191]

Ive gathered a fucking comment,and posted that shit on a shit load of the best metal videos so you can gather more minions to suck upon you're demonic dick! ALL HAIL MASTER OF FUCKING,WEED,AND METAL!

[snogmyarse2890]

The Master had returned!!!! Been missing you!

[Hosenlatzwilly]

Yes! YES! YES MASTER! I will spread your word and your reign of chaos and destruction shall begin!

[godfreyshane]

I've missed you semen SO MUUUUHSH!

[Dude11191]

Ill spread the word of your demonic dick and man spunk of pure evil metal fuck sauce!

[Dude11191]

FUCK YES,the master of mothers pussys and metal is back to mind fuck us!!!

[TheresWaffleinEm]

Hahaha you seem to be fed up. 

[MistressMaggot666]

Oh, how I've missed you. xD

[wulfman15]

Welcome back you glorious mother fucker!

[DreadedEd]

happy 420 you fuckin fuck fucker

[SilentScall89]

@DreadedEd

420... has it anything to do with the führers birthday?

[PuckettJp2]

master! miss you, man \m/

[DrMopinker]

Abortion or gtfo

[Exwic01]

ah I've missed this

[jayfatha]

I saw the title and immediately thought of Strapping Young Lad

[slosh77]

@jayfatha me too! lol good sonnngggg

[Haldei]

MASTER! MASTER! OH DEAR MASTER HOW I HAVE WEPT IN YOUR ABSENCE!

[DrEviscerator666]

Where the Fuck have you been Mother Fucker! My mom hasn't been raped in months, she is actually acting kinda nice! Get your Ass out of your bed, and Rape All our mothers with your Unholy Demon Dick!

[VirtuousxOne]

Ahhh, thou hast returned. It is most pleasing to see thine face once again on this otherwise dull and lifeless site. I can assure thee that the Minions shalt do what thou doth ask of them, lest they face the wrath of my lovely--and rather rusty--assistant, Cheryl. I shalt get them in line for thee post haste!

[RavagingTerror]

My blood, my sweat, my semen... XD

[mayerlingwaltz]

OH CHRIST FUCK DON'T BE ANGRY WITH US, MASTER. Some of us can't take that kind of demon dick punishment... I don't miss the surgical staples. Anyway-- WE'LL DO BETTER, RIGHT GUYS?

[billyblackattacks]

I think the abortion will be a random justin beiber clip

[njbeast77]

MASTER HOW I'VE MISSED YOU!!!

[DavidRandallCurtis]

MASTER... thank you for gracing us lowly minions with your presence again! :p

[VipericVampire]

I like turtles.

[demonslayer55555585]

YAY ABORTIONS!!!!

[Trollaverse]

MY MASTER HAS RETURNED!

[Solidsidious]

*squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!* MASTER! Your back!

[jeanbob132]

lol XD

[HeavyMetalMike666]

:D