Chuck Norris in Oblivion Episode 9 Trailer (Machinima)

[eyeball334]

wow... a 30 second google ad for a 1 min clip, this is fucking retarted

[xXMahnituXx]

@eyeball334 what google ad

[myrmidon687]

guys episode 10 is out!!!!

[Moonguard257]

They take forever to make one of these.

[jenerix]

there never was an episode 10 :( 9 was the last one and now i will never find out what happens...

[juznifront19]

scampies scampies.why the hell?!

[10Maloy]

XD bwahahahahh over 9000!

[justsophiegirl]

Its over 9000 so its a must see :D

[ThatOneGuyYouSaw15]

shit! this is EPIC!!!

[Sckarecrow92]

MOMMY!

[randomgit1]

why are guys still posting here u know they put up 9 like a week or two ago right

[starpuppet]

where tell me?!

[TheOnlineOrgy]

these vids r fukin awesome

[mast0rrrchief]

how old are you ...9?

[flyingtoothpaste]

kmon! hurry now!

[smigleyspooge]

dude wtf when is it comeing out

[CwalkNman]

OMG!!! I WANNA SEE THIS!! 0.0

[brodiebalonie]

a man insulted chuck norris, then ten seconds later realised it was chuck norris, he then got out some petrol and lit himself on fire, knowing that it would be less painful then a roundhouse kick from chuck norris

[TehSeksyManz]

Hey everybody go to Machinimas actaul website and episode 9 will be about 5 pages in behind all the latest Halo stuff.

Good luck my friends!

=]

[randomgit1]

dam it is thx man

[thedarknesscallingme]

thanks for that, yeah i just checked it out on the website and its awesome. though why hasnt it been put up on youtube? isnt it 100% finished yet or what?

[ELISEVS]

Thanx bro! =]

[noregrets92]

Happy Birthday Chuck Norrris!

[stickvicous9]

today is chuck norris's birthday!! (born march 10th 1940)

[skullsplitter102]

is he 69 year old?? well... he looks younger

happy birthday Carlos Norris:)

[KnightHero22]

Damn, for an old man he kicks ass!

[hatezyousamon]

that seems old

[IGMTenCars]

another awesome episode!

[G1234George]

kaiem finifhes it guys it is nearly a 16 minute episode whixh is now up to machinima to post

[Kaiem]

I just wanted to give a heads up. I ran into some huge technical difficulties while rendering th final copy of ep 9, so there was some delays in getting the video to machimina on time. Therefore you may not be seeing the video tomorrow (today.. the 10th, etc.), as I understand they prefer to have the video the previous day before it goes up on youtube. I appologize for any delays.

KM

Cross-Cutt

[surge812]

so when is the video goin to be posted??

[Kaiem]

Ask machinima... I sent it to them wednesday.

KM

-Cross-Cutt

[surge812]

4sho KM keep up da good word bruh

[CenkoFett]

This is so super mega ultra ultimate heavy awesome!

[kombatmaster12]

"why the hell are we wearing skimpies?"

Cant wait for 9 to come out!

[qzx55]

kaiem is aiming for march 10..

[Cidiyance]

That's tomarrow! WOOT!!!

[TESOblivion4]

i fucking rofl at the definition of ''soon''

[fkeopfkeop]

If you laugh at chuck norris, you'll chuckle to death.

[Muziq5678]

Thats kinda corny homie...but thats what makes it funny lmao

[randomgit1]

this is taking so long machinima jus gave an estimate on when its goin to come out an u can expect ep 9 in the summer of 2028

[roomwithacatinit]

His whispery voice makes him a negative part of this awesome series. Although the buff form is cool, the other half isn't.

[WolfQuestluver]

it says u cant find chuck norris,he finds you and suggestions:run,before he finds you and try a different person...not really funny...

[TheCheeesyOne]

everyone type where is chuck norris and click im feeling lucky button on google hehe see wat hapens

[LordArcha]

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

[extranged]

"Under Chuck Norris' beard you won't find his chin... just another punch!" cit. from Radio 105, italy.

[TheCheeesyOne]

that was also on family guy

[brettathias]

yaayyy finally

[wesleyfilms]

Over 9000!!!!!!

edition....

[thedarknesscallingme]

i really dont get how and why that phrase has gotton so popular. and yet i hear it nearly all the friggin time.

[korion321]

YAY!!!!

finaly =D

[ShawnsPerspective]

YES!

[Jamiethejimjam]

holy koala shit popsicals awesome

[AnimaTempli101]

Probably will be.

[Kaiem]

Episode 9, coming March 10th!

K.M.

Cross-Cutt

[AnimaTempli101]

You serious?

[LordJSparrow]

Mother-holy-flippin yes!

[CenkoFett]

holy wee

[Tidefan375]

With episode 9 taking so long, it will probably be the most epic thing ever to be put on youtube!

[rand0mgit]

o love machinimas vids but dam almost 8 months now

[yellowhulk7o7]

wow when are they  put on youtube

[Wolftis]

Plz come out with this soon!!!!!

[G1234George]

he is aiming for march 10

[SeljukDust]

its been about 50 day man when will it be released

[skinnyhunt05]

where the hell is this next episode at?

[tommie314101]

ITS OVER NINE THOUUUUSAND!

[rollinrobin]

I've been eagerly waiting on HL2:EP3 for over a year yet compared to my anticipation of CNIO:EP9?! This series is just phenomenally funny XD serious hats off to Kyle Mathias...TOP FUCKING MAN!

[MotorheadDrew]

the lion man (craig busch) should be in it

[MotorheadDrew]

on chuck norris's side

[martinisbutik]

I roflmaoed at the end

[MrFour2Zero]

AHAAHAHAH!!! Holy shit i fuckin farted laughing at this..

[Nazimum5231357]

concentrate on the episode not on some trailers!

[Be3p123]

im happy about the trailer..

i already started beliving this (awesome) shit

is dying out.. :(

[CAPITALIZEDNAME]

finallly dude

[VanjaLukac]

I hope cross cut understands that if this doesn't turn out to be the best machinima of all time and the cure for atleast one side of cancer, I and every other chuck norris in oblivion fan are going to saw his/her buttocks off

[SlaminTacos65]

OVER 9000!

[Klagermeister]

The Ultimate Fighting Edition of Super Ultimate Chuck Norris in Oblivion: Ultimate Cut- OVER 9000 Edition!

[123456cephiro]

i cant wait dammit!!!

[Rongane5]

0:33 sagat has the gheeyest pose xD

[em1300]

lol i agree. XD

[shizznah]

does anyone know of any other show which is as hilarious as this while we're waiting for episode 9?

i recently watched yugioh the abridged series (look it up on google for working eps) which is (imo) just as funny as watching chuck norris in oblivion but now i'm running dry of stuff to watch. please recommend me something? :D

[doomcrewbezerker]

try the super awesome adventures of hunk

[samuraiofsamuraiedo]

Dude, Where's My Mount is pretty good. So is Saiyuki Abridged, but that only has like 3 and still waiting for 4...

[001Impr]

I am willing to wait as long as it takes, it's bound to be awesome!

[pametomat]

The final must be at least 1 hour long, and be high quality to be FULLSCREEN. please

[RareJj7]

If it was 1 hour, it would be the finale :P but ya, I wish! :D

[UberGir]

been ages already

[Mongoos3d]

This episode better be an hour long for this god damn 7 month wait

[DannyFox06]

LIVE ON PAY PER VIEW...

...which isn't really live.... and you dont actually pay... and you'll probably only half view.

haha

[Drag6on]

I wan't 9 episode! NO nothing fucking trailer!

[Brihemianrhapsody]

Over 9000!

[crashandcortex]

When is this coming out please i am addicted.

[spike100000000000]

LOL *chuck* why in the hell r we all wereing skimpys?!

[VanjaLukac]

come on, are you gonna make this machinima or what?

[raggyelf]

machinima doesn't make it. a guy named Kaiem does. its taking a long time cos he has to use complicated software with special effects etc... very difficult and time consuming stuff. can everybody just calm down please? it's coming soon!

[VanjaLukac]

Wasn't talking about machinima as the youtube channel, was talking about machinima as machinima (chuck norris in oblivion episode 7 for example). I'm no that stupid

[Darksenrine]

Yeah, but this is ridiculous - episode 8 was released 3 months after episode 7. It's been 7 months already...

[robertpetrea23]

COME THE FUUUUCK OOOONNNN!!!!! THIS IS THE 8th TIME I'VE WATCHED THIS TRAILER

[l34sistinos]

god dammit! i have been waited over 6 months to see the allmighty episode 9 and now i get only a minute long trailer :(

[Xxvampiredartxx]

well i think it would take very long to make it

[skinnyhunt05]

not this long

[DBZAndroidman]

woot. i was wondering if they would ever continue this series

[Lugbash24]

Wow, I cant wait for this :D

When the hell is it coming out? I asked machinima about it in august and they said its coming out in november...Still,I hope long work equals with a long and good episode :D

[XxHardrathaXx]

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[himomSLAYER]

Stop bein a dick

[ndafuckup]

When is it going to be uploaded?

[Br0kenToaster]

ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!

[xXSpeechImpedimentXx]

lol they take so long to make but theirs always like really long and pretty good .

well atleast a trailer prooves there still working on sumtin....

[kevinguzzer]

why the hell r we wearing skandies LOL

[calimachos123]

just if u havnt noticed...every episode of this series has a 3-60 months interval between them

theyre 7-9 mins long, there is a CRAZY amount of good editing (movements of characters still dont know how he does it, and just general special effects)and tons of good plot and comedy it's actually just right considering this is not a professional paid crew u know?

[xlaronx27]

but still the amount of time in between is ridiculous as hell. they should have had 9 out months ago. it better be like 25 minutes long

[Kaiem]

Well, one can't really say how long an episode SHOULD take, considering no one else that I know of uses the same techniques and tools that I use.  However I'm considering adding little more manpower to Cross-Cutt in the near future, the problem is finding others who come close to replicating my style for consistency purposes. Till then, and as bad as I wanna release the next episode too, we gotta play the waiting game. Sorry! :(

KM

Cross-Cutt

PS. I'm still working my ass off on it.

[xlaronx27]

yeah the time is my only complaint. the videos are great and hilarious.

[Kaiem]

Yeah the time is definitely my complaint as well. lol

[ImpactZone69]

maybe you should make 3 episodes or somthing before uploading 1, then u can work on the 4th episode and upload the 2nd 1 2 weeks later or somthing?

just a thought but i love the series

[flar28]

bull shit or shuld i say shat. thats more then 5 years

[TheShameHHF]

it's been far to long 6 and a half months

..........

Phill Collins broke another Genesis!

[McCrawwmac]

If this takes much longer there going to run out.

[XxHardrathaXx]

what 9000!!!!!

[visentin4]

It's over 9000

[MrKnowItAll1990]

YAAAAHHH IT"S COMING OUT!!!!!!!! : D

[Franckep]

can't wait for this, it's been too long i tell you, TOO LONG!

[XxHardrathaXx]

former rising star scan connery from that place from over there

[blackslongmaster]

lol yea ive been waiting for ever XD

[UberGir]

same here

[Kibole23]

Hopefully it will be ready soon im dying for it

[HotelBushranger]

Finally!!!

[Superdreuzel]

woehoe!

new chuck norris! finally:D

[XxHardrathaXx]

i feeeeell i could die im craving another taste of the chukc in oblivion please PLEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEE take your time though

[Nuotykis]

The Ultimate Fighting Edition of Ultimate Chuck Norris in Oblivion Ultimate Cut Over 9000! Edition

[BrotherOfMetal2]

YES. Finally!

[SlaminTacos65]

OVER 9000! rofl

[DagothJeff]

Ultimate ultimate super 9000, LOL. The fast-talking fine print at the end was a good call.

[Bradman94]

U no Chuck Norris is so tuff der is no chin under his beard...there is only anuther fist

[Spongeb0bSqu4repants]

DAMN U GIVE ME 9!!!!

[LordArcha]

Chuck Norris doesnt sleep.He waits.

[baklap800]

FOK FOK FOK FOK FOK FOK FOK FOK FOK! I have to see episode 9 this is aking too long this is TORTURE!

[willkill2007]

WOOOOOOOOOOOO! I NEED PAYPER VIEW! lol

[GameFreak1492]

chuck norris es liver alone is over 9000

[Obliviox09]

cant wait

[omegasephiroth93]

CAN'T WAIT ! THIS IS SIIIICK XD

[AkoHaxx]

WOOOOOOO

[SeljukDust]

Live on Pay Per View. LOL Man I wonder how much they would charge?

[LokiHades]

Yes! I can't wait.

[Zelzar]

Lol over 9000 edition. He should have put in vegeta's voice in at the part to make it funnier. Trailer = Short n Sweet

[SeljukDust]

I wonder if the will make a new season of Chuck Norris in TES V.

[Trooperxp]

can't fucking win, it'll be the most kick ass thing since drew pickles

[Galbatorix666]

Finally! Can't wait!

[Gregwuzhere]

Cant wait

[unknowntbeast]

About Time! 've been waiting for ever! HURRY UP!

[bizambo]

This series is so good, no wonder it takes so long to make.

[ragnarok1326]

YEAH, been waiting for this forever, this series is wicked.

[EmperorKosh]

w00t w00t!!! CONNERY AND HIS CRONIES ARE GOIN' DOWN!! :-D

[boatoflol]

Fucking WEEEEEE finally! I hoped it would come out at thanksgiving but i dont care as long AS YOU DO post it once. Because than it will just be better ^^

xD

[Muziq5678]

lmao "fuckn wee!" lol dat was so damn funny in 8

[MartaMuscle]

have been waiting sense the sommer!

[Incogneatus]

wheel be enjoying it after a long brake!

[randomgit1]

finally i thought he would never make a new episode

[adoggred]

why the hell are we wearing skimpys? lol'ed at that

[mihai979797]

finally.. a new episode :)

[Tasinner]

yeah, It's been so long since new episode was published... I really think it's something amazing you're making ^^ Keep up.

[Friendo1231]

Damn you, Connery...

[RestauranteChines]

coooool, i've been w8ting for this.

[btmzgotatwinky]

0:22 xD LOL wtfh was that purple thing?!@!

well w/e it was...it just got pwnd by the 5 time former heavyweight super mega champion O-O from that place over there...SEAN CONNERY

[kinkyklown]

I am so pumped to see Sagat in action again. Especially with Street Fighter 4 right around the corner.

[fukingmental]

I'm stoked man it's gonna be sick

[MasterOfRampage]

Hahaha, funny trailer and i can't wait for episod 9 im a really big fan and love to watch the serie, its hallarious. I hope the episod nine will be awesome.

[Tondow]

woooohooooo! episode 9 :DDDDD omg i can't wait for it

[ImpactZone69]

i love this

[farmerboy245]

lol, y tha heel r we wearing skimpies? xD

but seriously, i started watching ur videos a couple months ago, and i've been waitin 4 episode 9 fur a long time, excellent work dude!

[yohan20]

Cant wait!

[MackMrOrange]

cant fucking wait for this shit chuck norris in oblivion is funny as hell

[afjkidd5]

Love the 9000 reference. Looking forward to this!

[raminals]

ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Benjibeans1]

why the hell are we wearing skimpies! lol! is that making fun of UFC?

[sickgringo007]

wow whoever has this voice should go to the radio or commercial or anything