NephilimFree: scientific savior - Ozmoroid responds

[n2thatguy]

"this rag...called Nature" lol

[grant50]

Every time I see this guy, I'm reminded of a Bob Dylan song - "Idiot Wind". It's a wonder he can even feed himself. One might even call it a miracle. I'm surprised he hasn't argued that his ability to maintain his weight, in spite of his stupidity, is further proof of the existence of god and the truth of the bible.

[ozmoroid]

@grant50 Neph is really so over the top that he's kind of fun to watch. Buffoonery at a level that boggles the mind.

[grant50]

@ozmoroid Oh, I agree. It's some of the best entertainment on the internet. I especially enjoy his explanation of the mechanics of the Noachian flood and lunar craters as collateral damage. It's tempting to think he's putting us on, but I just can't believe he's that slick.

[nedladdy]

Does anyone else reckon neph is really a sceptic that parodies creationist rubbish? Surely, no-one, but no-one can really be like that (and still be allowed out on the weekends or allowed visitors).

cheers

[ozmoroid]

@nedladdy I secretly hope so. If so, he would the god of all Poes. I would gladly kneel before his brilliance.

[699backstab]

I heard this creationist subhuman finally opened its veins and ended his shame. Is he still alive?

[thybigballs]

Nephy is not using his bullshit to it's full potential. He could start writting some books and/or making appearances on the 700 club or something. Why not be a tour guide at the local creation museum perhaps? What a waste of talent.

[BlameRepublicans]

I like they way you read through the book - "too many equations..." that's how I read them, and is why I'm not a Scientist! (but support Science and Atheism 100%) lol

[Yownas73]

24 month of lolcats is not education.

[VapidZero]

I got your sticky coating right over here buddy.

;D

Great video.

[GoblinXXX]

My next YouTube screenname will be "ImpossibleDustbunny"

[ChipArgyle]

Nephy's absolutely brilliant. Just ask him. He'll tell you.

[Callirgos1]

lol - neph...

[TheRipcity22]

Epic!

A two year internet education, he might as well call himself Dr. Neph then.

Ozmoroid, you lack the ability to properly interpret data. I don't know how you could have watched Neph's videos and not be convinced, I mean TWO years of extensive googling!!

[biggingeryeti]

I love how he stresses the two years part. The only thing you realise after two years of 'study' is how much you really don't know and how much respect you should give those whose lifes work culminates the a fraction of the work you are reading.

[Bunji2k6]

Excellent video. I enjoyed it immensely.

[lardo444]

yo oz, you owe me a key board. i laughed so hard i dribbled coffee on my old one.

poor nephy, he wasted 2 years, 2 years on the internet and didn't learn anything. he didn't mention the 4 years, 4 years he spent choking his chicken on the internet.

he should have stuck to choking his chicken. i give him more respect for master baiting, than for his knowledge of science.

don't forget the keyboard.

peace, lardo.

[Cootabux]

lardo444

Wow...Nephy was able to finagle 2 years off of his janitorial duties at the Asylum so he could look at pictures in a sciency type book, and is now equal to a PhD in Cosmology!

Friggin geniuses like Neph...we should be so lucky.

[lardo444]

@Cootabux i must admit i was quite humbled the night i interviewed him via short wave radio. if you haven't seen the interview go to my channel, it's there.

peace, lardo.

[TheRipcity22]

Love your vids Oz.

[StrikaAmaru]

For all who are curious about Dembski (wiki article):

(tl;dr "doctor" of ID, researcher of.. philosophy?!)

William Albert Dembski is an American analytic philosopher, known as a proponent of intelligent design and for the concept of specified complexity. He is a Research Professor of Philosophy and Director of the Center for Cultural Engagement at the Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary at Fort Worth, Texas, and a senior fellow of the Discovery Institute's Center for Science and Culture.

[sclf]

2 YEARS!!!! MUAHAHA I KNOW EVERYTHING ON THE INTERNETS THAT IS PORNS!!

[kenn5545]

I am the impossible dust bunny your argument is invalid.

[journeyer58]

I just perused the aforementioned video and found that it has been removed by Nephyboy. I tried the link and it would not woik! If another link to this video or someone saved it please let us all know as I would definitely love to see another one of his pitiful, poor me videos. Another one bites the dust!

[porterwake]

Referencing William Dembski might as well come with a stamp of "fail" upon it.

[ozmoroid]

@porterwake Dembski is about as underwhelming as they get.

[sclf]

@ozmoroid The lawyer Dembski? Well i guess being a big city lawyer is enough to disprove cosmology, evolution and abiogenesis.

[aSkepticalTruth]

What are your credentials? I'm not questioning because I think you're wrong. I'm just curious :-)

[ozmoroid]

@aSkepticalTruth I have a PhD and have published in various scientific journals. Not wanting to give up to much of my Youtube anonymity I'll leave it at that.

[johndebbra]

@ozmoroid why do you want to keep yourself anonymous if i was you i would be proud of who i am and why not you are smart and plus with name behind the credentials wouldnt people believe you more then they do now i know you do not have to tell anyone who you are but with your background and intelligence i think if i had the smarts you do i would nopt mind telling people who i am..anyway just my opnion

[zottejakke3]

Irony, anyone? :P Nice vid!

[timrice666]

you rock. I'm now a subscriber.

[OptimisticCynic715]

Two years of his life studying propaganda that supports the creationist agenda (helpless brain-dead sheep zombies). Two Years.

[freethinker923]

Just look at that intensity!

[twaallen32]

hahahaha well done!

I feel every video about Nephy should start with your first minute and a half.

[TheHomelessCripple]

This video is amazing! you have a new subscriber.

[jxvwp]

Absolute genius.

You sir just made my day.

[paperboy438]

"this rag" lol love your voices btw, don't get a big head about it though :P

[themsfightinwoids]

NEWS ALERT:

Nephilimfree just posted a pathetic pity-me video and removed it but it's at watch?v=FEoBQV5WIak

He admits to mooching off the social security benefits of a mentally-handicapped stroke victim for the last 2-3 years, and he cries that she is leaving him and he therefore has no income (was fired a long time ago) and will become homeless in a month....

Another creatard freeloader falls off his pedestal...

[ozmoroid]

How many 100s of hours of videos has Neph put out during the last 2-3 years? He coulda been looking for a job!

[rkyeun]

@ozmoroid

Would you hire him? I couldn't even let him work the friers at McDonald's with his absurd theories about nozzle size increasing the height of fluid projectile. Putting the fine-meshed basket of fries down into the oil would cause so many tiny nozzles that boiling oil would form craters on the moon!

[GoblinXXX]

@rkyeun I'd hire Neph. SOMEBODY has to clean the toilets.

[rkyeun]

@GoblinXXX

But every time he talks you'd have to flush again. Your water bill would be through the roof!

[GoblinXXX]

@rkyeun LOL, I hadn't thought of that. But you could make a fortune off of him in the fertilizer business!

[rkyeun]

@GoblinXXX

It's no use. None of his shit will bear fruit in the real world.

(Seriously, I can go on like this forever, but it's starting to feel unfair like picking on a retard behind his back.)

[BananaBreadBoobies]

@themsfightinwoids Hey, I know this was a long time ago, but do you know if I can find that video anywhere else? I went to it, and it said it was removed by its user.

[themsfightinwoids]

@BananaBreadBoobies

The video Nephie most wishes he never posted:

v=R9WGOOkE7nY

Nausea alert: "Grown man" sobbing. Grab a bucket first.

[XxVizzinixX]

Hey ozmoroid,

I was cleaning out my closet the other day and found something you may find interesting.

A 2oz. bottle of "Osmiroid" free flowing black ink for calligraphic and fountain pens. It's made by Hunt Manufacturing CO in NC USA.

I instantly thought of you, even though the spelling is a little off.

Any relation?

[ozmoroid]

Spot on! Yup, Ozmoroid is just a silly variation of Osmiroid. A childhood friend of mine was really into cartooning and had a collection of Osmiroid pens. I always thought that name sounded hilarious. Plus, as a kid I always liked the Wizard of Oz ... so, naturally ...

[XxVizzinixX]

"so, naturally"

Really??

Inconceivable!

Just kidding, that's very interesting ozmoroid. I feel like we are now the best of friends.

[ozmoroid]

I really like the Princess Bride too.

[Ripley747]

He really studied for 2 years? Wow! That's practically a lifetime of study. I mean that's...err...um...a lifetime for...a domestic mouse? Yeah, if that 2 years included an ASSOCIATE'S DEGREE then you got ripped off, Nephie boy. I spent 5 years of my life just to get a bachelor's degree.

[ozmoroid]

And it was 2 years of surfing the web a couple of hours a night.

[Ripley747]

lol. No kidding. At least we can consider him among the more educated geocentric creationists the world has known. Yeah, I'll take Professor Dawkins anyday. lol.

[cappadinoceo]

"2 yrs of my life studying...the internet"?

LMFAO!

what institution of higher education is that?

is that like a certification or a degree?

[Wrath0fKhan]

I think NephilimFree is insane...

[coquiborikua]

@ 3:29 - 3:38 Impossible dust bunny. Fucking LOL!

[LuffaSoad]

i think Nephilm needs a new solution... this solution is to kill Ozmoroid for making him feel Really really REALLY stupid

[ozmoroid]

As long as there is blood somewhere. God needs to have blood spilled.

[LuffaSoad]

Yeah well, god is a sadistic asshole.

[Sutskoen]

as long as it ain't you, Ozzy.... I love your voice for mocking the mad

[MpowerdAPE]

this might be the ULTIMATE ownage vid.

"this rag called nature". LMFAO.

[SSJ3Ulcer]

Ozzy, you're the best! :) <3 <3 <3

[DARTHMOBIUS]

PWNED again lolz great vid

[alanstarkie2001]

He took two years researching into something that he didn't believe in. When conducting research it is easy to miss details you were not looking for!

[kennethh70]

class

[geminipa]

Fabulousness in Ozmoroid form.

[MrLeedsman]

Hilarious XD

[ikvsabre]

The funny part is, Neph says "two years of research" as if that's actually a long period of time.

I have an engineering degree, so by his standards, my 4+ years trounces the shit out of his 2 years.

[ozmoroid]

Not only that, but elsewhere he says that the two years consisted of a couple of hours a night on the web. 10 hours a week is about what one would expect to spend on a 3 credit course. So, even if he really was "studying" he took the equivalent of about 4 college courses. And, of course, I'm pretty sure he didn't take any exams or otherwise actually test the "knowledge" he obtained.

[middlekk]

I just wonder why it takes 2 years to read the AIG web site...it seems to be where he gets his misinformation almost exclusively.

I think the Google thingy was broken during the 2 years he was "studying".

Of course, it could also be his search terms. "Evolution" and "evolution false" give you entirely different sets of hits.

[jcgadfly]

You have to include VFX, Geerup and Hovind videos along with Ray Confort's crap.

[mrlurp]

Epic

[0pnMnded]

I will never understand why people would want to get information from peer reviewed scientific sources when they have the internet and the Holy Babble!

Ubermega pwnage! 5/5*****

[itsmaxinthebox]

Ozmoroid, you are my hero! Well not exactly, but I love your videos lol. I loved this the first time, I still think it's hilarious! Anyway, great laughs all around! Cheers!

-Max

[BigDickandLittleJon]

Now if we can just convince him that there are no giant half-breed angel-spawn with six fingers trying to take over the world we can get on with our business.

[BigDickandLittleJon]

Awesome. Well pwned.

[216trixie]

Neph is a True Believer. We are watching the workings of a mind trying uselessly to make sense of it's worldview.

[catapaultpenguin]

If creationists with no formal education in science are so willing to participate in science, why aren't they just as willing to perform surgery? If they don't value education why do they go to an educated dentist when they need a tooth drilled? Would they get second opinion from witch doctor and consider it just as valid?

[amandarandom89]

2 years on the internet eh? Wow, and here I am with just my bachelor's degree in physics and working on my master's... I feel so horrible outclassed by his vast knowledge.....

[ozmoroid]

You fool. You've wasted so many years and so much money. You could have learned so much more by surfing Answers In Genesis. 8^)

[RHYMEMAIDEN1]

Clearly Nephie is just rolling in cash (lol.)

[AlmightyAtheismo]

Thanks for the re-up Ozzy.

Give Harriet my regards. :P

[ozmoroid]

Cheers!

[no1saphead]

Intro was fun !

[albanothemadman]

I iz am beeeeee gettin al o' my infoomazcian on da indurrrnetz.

[ozmoroid]

Iz the bast plaice to gat reel nowladge.

[Vogter2100]

2 years? An aquaintance of mine studied for 11 years AFTER college to get a job as a nuclear phycisist as the Niels Borh Institute.

Nephy is an idiot if he thinks for one second he can be an expert on anything, let alone everything, studying for 2 years.

[ozmoroid]

Well, we won't embarrass Neph by testing him for comprehension. 8^)

[dreamy2]

we have VFX, and we now have NephilimFree

[TheAtheistSwede]

I wonder just how arrogant you have to be to conclude that all the scientists are wrong because you spent "two years reading on the internet". Doesn't his god have something to say about pride?

I'm really impressed with the way this bozo can say that with a straight face and not blush with embarrassment.

[ozmoroid]

I think he is really, truly bonkers.

[TheAtheistSwede]

lol yeah...there is that.

[owlcowl]

"I think he is really, truly bonkers."

Yep, Oz,and as you know, DPRJones just made a video titled "NephilimFree is Insane"; which prompted a lot of comments asking "this is news?"

Neph, after all, is a believing geocentrist -- i would have called him a committed geocentrist, but unfortunately, he hasnt been committed yet. Give him time, tho, its as predictable as the sun's annual course around the earth.

[CauchySchwarz]

Oh well, guess his interwebs major was in porn...

[mediusnacht]

Fucking EPIC.

[tomaselvis]

*****!

[CHAS1422]

Once again, NephilimFree sticks his wet fingers into the charged socket of knowledge. You'd think he might learn, but he wastes 2 years of his limited earthly time on creationist websites instead.

[owlcowl]

"Once again, NephilimFree sticks his wet fingers into the charged socket of knowledge."

LOL! Great line, striking metaphor; wish i could give it a thumb-up, but those are disabled at the moment. Too bad, lots of clever lines here; Neph is such an inspiration to us all.

[CHAS1422]

"Neph is such an inspiration to us all...",

Indeed!

It's one of the startling ironies in life, that the wise learn more from the misconceptions of fools than the reverse. This video would never have been made if it wasn't for the myopic flat earth, flat time arguements of comrade Neph. Ozmoroid is pretty good in the education department. I'm sure you've also seen Thunderfoot and Aronra taking on the creationism's finest. Oz is undersubscribed.

[owlcowl]

CHAS1422: 'Oz is undersubscribed.' Agreed. He should have as many subscribers as those heroes Thunderfoot, AronRa, Potholer54, DonExodus2, cdk007, AndromedasWake -- on my channel, i have playlists for each of them, plus individual videos on pseudo-science from other members of 'the gang' like Gnug215, QualiaSoup, TheraminTrees, SchrodingersFinch, shanedk & Ozmoroid.

"The wise learn more from the misconceptions of fools than the reverse."

Thats a very wise observation in itself. Kudos!

[NichtDieseTone]

FUCK YOU WMG!

Also: Great video, Ozmo.

[Boepyne]

Wow! Valuable footage; you've actually got a shot of Mr Maggot without his giant headphones!

[Akatam0t0ma]

Do you refer to Mr Maggot for the TV series based on Michael Ende's "Wunschpunsch"?

[Boepyne]

No... I've never heared of that. He just reminds me of a light starved maggot.

[Akatam0t0ma]

Well, Mr Maggot from the Wunschpunsch cartoon also was a pretty much a light-starved creature who lived in an alternative dimension(literally), albeit much more intelligent than Neph.

[isylvan]

Still awesome and **** you, WMG

[crackerkiller89]

If anyone here wants a laugh, visit the flat earth society's website. Its so FUNNY lol

and sad.

[Kaffikuppi]

Heh. I've been there. But I wouldn't call it sad. The forum is filled with devil's adcocates who argue that the earth is flat for their own personal amusement. So it is funny, but not sad.

[crackerkiller89]

Actually as soon as i posted my comment, i went there to check it out again, and i looked at it, and i thought "This has to be satire or parody." What confirmed it was the fine print at the bottom lol

[justintempler]

Those earphones serve a dual purpose.

They shut out the outside world.

They also allow him to listen to his own voice so he can amaze himself and indulge in mental masterbation.

[AuntieDiluvian]

PS - I'd never seen his ears before. I thought the headphones had actually been implanted.

[SAsgarters]

Studied for 2 years? Doesn't that imply that he's stopped?

[skinnyjohnsen]

At least NephilimFree and his peers make good sport. Easy targets for most of us, but only a master can make it worth while watching the kill.

[tricklessmagic]

NephilimFree, here is your ass and don't spend it all at once. LMAO

[n3rdm4n]

If there was something such as perfection, it wouldn't get too distant from a video such as this. Thanks and LOLOLOLOL!

[x1tekja]

Loved the cartoon noises.. Perfectly on Que. I half expected Wile. E Coyote and the roadrunner to zip by the screen.

[TheEarthAbides]

hahaha. i love this reoccurring "two years" clip

[TheEarthAbides]

oh my god this was amazing

[WouldbeSage]

Certainty + Ignorance = Fundamentalism

[erehwon80]

Ahh, it is just so easy to laugh at and correct EvidenceFree...

[gph61]

Shot down in flames!

[bigboy45454545]

Studying on the internet......................­...It's how most Retards become Conspiracy Theorists.

The includes Fundamental Christianity, because the earth will end, when magic flying Jesus comes out of the sky.

[resistanceunion]

Old fuck just wasted 2 years of his life :D

[mandangalo18]

fucking AWESOME

[Feredir28]

MAJOR PWNAGE!!!

Ozmoroid, you're awesome.

[wdgeo]

Excellent! ... once again. :-)

[owlcowl]

NephilimFree: Proof that a closed mind is really not such a terrible thing to waste.

[JmSantos78]

Well done.

[TheMudbrooker]

Why hasn't Nephi received his Nobel prize yet? The system is rigged, rigged I tells ya!

[TheCaptainLulz]

P......W......N......E.......D­!!!!!! nice!!!

[TheCaptainLulz]

PS.... this is a repost???

[ozmoroid]

Yeah, the original was some months back. It got blocked by WMG, so I had to substitute a different version of the into music.

[Mysio]

Damn first time I see anyone pwning someone with sience so hard!

[AuntieDiluvian]

WONDERFUL! I laughed very loudly. Loved the accents too. Beautifully done. PS. Those books you were showin' ain't valid if they warn't writted by some fella with a puh huh dud from Patriote Unimaversity.

[ozzy1248]

Have to admit - i shed a tear at the beginning.  Classic!

[TheMathKing]

He got raped with your logic cock, now he has to bow his head in shame everytime he makes eyecontact with you.

[xtcx2e]

Nephilim is my hero. I will follow his example...

College? No! fuck college. What would i need "education" from "experts" when i have the bible and the internet.

[tattooskin72]

come on, he's got 2 years studying this shit on the internet! that has to count for something :) :) LOL

[mortuus8]

after bragging of his 2 years studying the interweb i can only make 3 (possibly false) deductions

-he wasted his life fulfilling selfish academic needs to sound smart

-he has no understanding of how science works, internet can be done by anyone

-he's a plain and simple show-off

[philhellenes]

SUPERB ranting around 4.30! :)

[leungchaan]

Wow, two brutal beatdowns in one week, first in biology from DonExodus2 and now in cosmology from you... I wonder, who gives him the final blow

[MpowerdAPE]

i watched it again any fuckin way. it was funnier then the last time.

[jussts]

HAHA... this one's a fucking classic! Love it.

[REBMike1]

NephilimFree is always good for a laugh,he's one crazy fool.

[xccmx]

HAH... Neph only clams to have an associate's degree in internets.... I have to have a master's by now.  What a d-bag.

[geolab101]

Wouldn't sticking your dick in his ass be a little more to the point?

Great job.

[Cyrathil]

I loved the sense of humor in this. And, for whatever reason, I don't remember seeing it before so in a way, at least for me, it was a good thing that the music was changed to appease WMG.

[nevinyrralsdisk]

2 years!

[thinkppl]

please stop!

you're killing me.

YOUR PWNAGE IS KILLING ME!!!

;D

[Stringprodigy]

I've suspected that guy was crazy for quite awhile, but when I saw him shove paper in his mouth, well, that pretty much clinched it for me.

[coladict]

Perhaps we should start a fundraiser to get a replacement brain for NephilimFree. This one is clearly broken.

[RHYMEMAIDEN1]

Terrific; loved the Strauss and Wagner, perfectly grandiose and pompous in this context.

[owlcowl]

RHYMEMAIDEN1: "Terrific; loved the Strauss and Wagner, perfectly grandiose and pompous in this context."

Yes, highly appropriate musical background. All that was missing was the relentlessly "heroic" march from Shostakovitch's Leningrad Symphony.

Have you ever heard the portentous introduction to Dohnanyi's "Variations on a Nursery Song"? Perfect spoof of Wagnerian grandiloquence.

[RHYMEMAIDEN1]

No, I haven't heard it but will check it out.

By the way, I LOVE Wagner; it's just that, out of the context of the operas, it can sound mighty pompous and cries out for parody. Same with Liszt's Les Preludes, marvelous music, but....

[ozmoroid]

Wagner, unfortunately, has become a cliche for opera from cartoons to whatever. Plus he was an anti-Semitic scumbag who was not surprisingly Hitler's favorite composer. Regardless, the music is still sublime.

[RHYMEMAIDEN1]

Many, perhaps most, 19th century Europeans were anti-semitic. But Wagner was one of those people who NEVER shut the hell up, so there are lots of pithy quotes. Also, Wagner's son-in-law Houston Stewart Chamberlin, a true proto-Nazi, greatly over-emphasized Wagner's anti-semitism in his literary works. This is not to whitewash, there is still a lingering stench of anti-semitism over Bayreuth and Wagner family history.

[owlcowl]

RHYMREMAIDEN1: You are quite well informed historically, admirably so; i love your posts.

One could add that Chamberlain was influenced by the earlier French reactionary Count de Gobineau, the founder of modern racist ideology, as well as Wagner, whose virulent tract "Jewry in Music" became a Nazi favorite. Chamberlain also promoted Hans Horbiger's Welteislehre ("World Ice Doctrine"), a preposterous pseudo-cosmology which would undoubtedly have appealed to the likes of, say, NephillimFree.

[owlcowl]

RHYMEMAIDEN1: I assumed you were a Wagnerian from your moniker. And yes, he is the master of the grandiose musical gesture, but unlike his lesser imitators, he applied it with consummate technical skill.

Liszt wasnt nearly the composer Wagner was, but Les Preludes is the one tone poem where his windy bombast, trite gimmicks & dazzling orchestral pyrotechnics combine to make a truly exciting showpiece. The rest of them i find utterly dispensible.

And that overblown piano concerto -- arrgh!

[RHYMEMAIDEN1]

I agree about Liszt. And his daughter Cosima was odious. Perhaps I'll do a video or two on the Wagner clan and that will give us a more appropriate venue to discuss music.

[owlcowl]

RHYMEMAIDEN1: Since i'm not a Wagnerian (much as i respect his unquestionable genius), i cant resist adding a famous quip from the 19C American humorist Bill Nye, often misattributed to Mark Twain because he quoted it fondly:

"Wagner's music is better than it sounds."

[webhed003]

I am glad to see you making such videos. The more I see of Neph, the more it becomes apparent that he is among the worst types of human beings. Blatantly dishonest and unapologetic about his closed mind. It is his ilk that is responsible for untold numbers of societal ills.

[555D3M0N666]

LOL.. Nice Oz.

hes such a boob its astonishing.

[ozmoroid]

(Redundancy warning: Previous content with modified sound track to keep the WMG folks at bay.)