Wierd Oblivion Dialog Qusetion

[Furymgs3]

My character : "Is this the first offense ?"

Her : "Let's assume ... NO."

My character : "Then it's at least 500 gold."

Me : "Holy shit, that's worth it !"

[Sir473]

My friend told me she was a necromancer. So I went in ready for a fight, but then I talked to her, and then my friend learned something new...

[BurningKitten26]

Lets only assume......

[xXDinoman1997Xx]

I originally thought that when she said 'Necrophilia' it was Necromancy Alchemy (because she is an Alchemist). But i was then thinking, 'Wait. But Necrophilia is when you...you know.' But i guess she DOES mean that.

[violindustrial13]

I saw that yesterday for the first time. WHAT THE HEK ?:P heheh

[Greenhelm64]

500 isnt much for necrophyllia. wait how can women be necrophiles?

[purplemist411]

How to get her interested in you:

1. Die right next to her

2. ????

3. PROFIT

Hang on...compared to Morrowind? O.O

[Dovahkin95]

Rofl, what's the fine for necrophilia... Just asing

[Dionysius8421]

Allow me to quote Wayne and Garth: "SCHWING!"

[spartainB55]

now heres where the dumbass (me) asks if its real and where

[caw516]

I have 81 Illusion skill, but when I bought something that required 75 Illusion, it says I don't have high enough skill points =( Can someone help?

[Agent2471]

@caw516 Are you using anything that fortifies illusion?

[caw516]

@Agent2471 Nu uh.

[Agent2471]

@caw516 Did it say "You don't have enough magicka" or "This requires an illusion skill of 75"

[Antihater2010]

@caw516 i havent played oblivion in a long time...maybe u dont hav enough magic...idk

[marrlock]

LOLWUT?!

[mrpatty29]

i summoned a skeleton especially for her!

[zellyten]

I'd hit that.

[vclxrr]

@zellyten Maybe you /would/ hit that. But, would you get experience?

[TheWorldOfWord]

hi there i have found her in her magic shop thingie :P by the way thanks for the help buddy XD

[cons789]

i am not gonna die ner her then lol

[TheWorldOfWord]

WTF she´s a necrofilia?? whats her name?? i wanna meet her in the game :D

[choconinny]

@TheWorldOfWord Her name is Falanu Hlaalu, but i'm not sure where she is

[choconinny]

@TheWorldOfWord Her name is Falanu Hlaalu, and shes in skingrad, shes the alchemist

[laxapa12]

ohi died near her and i made knew acc and i found my body all zombie and stuff and my guy was tough lol idk buti think it was a wierd glitch

[DeDaDoDu]

@laxapa12 Liar, that cant happen, get out of the internet

[laxapa12]

@DeDaDoDu dude it did happen i cant prove anything but it did my xbox got all glitch up after

[gamergerder]

lol

[LadySazura]

"Compared to Morrowind" huh?

So that means she's done it more than once.... >.>

[MeachamProductions]

I'd hit on her. ;D

[selkie210]

so necrophilia is "having fun with the dead"?

[Iyrsiiea]

I remember when I first had her ask me this. I didn't know what necrophilia was at the time, and I had to ask someone, which was a REALLY intresting conversation for the other person....

[BeardyBaldy]

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[tinkily23]

The weirdest thing is that the people from Skingrad will refer to her as "he", which is kinda odd and she should be hanging around the graveyard.

[OblivionKnight457]

ok she's a necro but i still like her

[SalFingers]

All you have to do is die and she's yours.

[OblivionKnight457]

no ''fucking'' way lol

[Trippuri]

Umm...

[mooyshooy]

xD omg lv this!!!!!! so fnny!

[Sh0nin]

That's hot.

[Nakina4]

wtf

[ars731]

TMI, random NPC lady TMI

[panda1345]

ya thats random and that is the most random thing in the game oh and just out side the imperial city is her old house its burnt down

[Mastkeiler]

no, the most random moment in the game is Weebam-Na saying "Penis!" xD

[panda1345]

ya lol

[alexkool69]

"POWDERED DEER PINGAS !!! "

[Mastkeiler]

Weebam-Na's Penis is the new challenger for Robotniks PINGAS!

[shimoshamman]

whats in her chest at the top floor hallu smothin?????

[CGwonder]

Right... Strange, but funny xD

[meigs68]

hahahah

[rage123]

xD necrophile!!! lol

[morais691alexandre]

First offence? "Lets assume no" ROTFL!

[Halomaster4ever]

LMAO, I just like the way the eyes go to the side and the fact that they added "let's assume" XD

[cheekyass123]

what is the colour of night? Sanguine my brother. lol i love that line. i know this have aint nothin to do with this but hell whatever.

[Entropy3ko]

I think this was the funniest dialog in the game :P

[arrowinmeeye]

i dont get it what necrophillia

[subliminallz]

having sex with dead bodies

[arrowinmeeye]

yuck

[brendonnelly]

Where is she?

[Ylvanyx]

she's sick enough to join the Dark Brotherhood, I think she would like that... too bad I can't invite her when I'm the Listener...

[UkrainianTeenager]

I'd fuck her! Yeah, you heard me, I'd fucker.

[tookymansmom]

is it creepy that i found her hot and i actualy died right beside her on purpose XD

[mrjesuscomin]

@tookymansmom yes

[mythicaldragonb3ast]

@tookymansmom DON'T she will rape your dead corpse until it comes to ashes

[simontheplayer]

Skingrad is the weirdest place in oblivion.

[dragancer]

i say kill adoring fan drag him to her house and just watch in full invis all night and see what happens o.o

[DignityofWrath]

I was playing as a dark-elf when I first met her. xD

Oblivion is a very... vivid place. :3

[pcgamerdude]

lol the end made me choke omg lol

[halflife2forlife]

Do not die near HER

[BananaSandwich1]

well what would you care if you're dead?

[fsero]

...wow, lol, stay away from her.

[GamerZoneX]

what the hell!!!

[swytchblayd]

that... is... hilarious... albeit very, very disturbing... wow...

[TasamiOkami]

Oh Dear...

[kaihv87]

So... how would that work for her?

The "victim" died with a boner and rigor mortis set inn before it went flaccid?

[alphamone]

O.O

Ummmm, what the hell?

Very weird lady there.

[PedroSteckecilo]

Wait what? Where the hell did that come from?

[ninarubicante]

gold, i remember when the sis came across that and had to wake me up from whatever i was doing just to show me that.

[CidSilverWing]

What the fucking hell?! I played Oblivion like five times over and I never heard this before!

I am stunned... Lol

[xexkxex]

You played Oblivion "like" "five times"?

...double fail.

[CidSilverWing]

You fail even more just for saying that.

[chrisandjoshpranks]

?

Oblivion has a very high replay factor...

[skyrobotv]

haven't even finished yet...I think?

[freakyfatdog]

I laughed like happy monkey

[assnemesis]

lol i found her yesterday and couldn't stop laughing

best part is that she IS a part of the game and not some mod

[greenboy1995]

uhhh.... that's nice.....

[Syveck]

sexy!

[BlackMetalQueen666]

What the fuck?!! hahaha

[Sandro234]

ROFLMAO "Note to Self" - Make necrophiliac mod for Oblivion - :D

[cheatjunkie]

hahahahahahaha...gross

[WalleWildberrie]

oh god, who the hell made this character?! They've must have been drunk at bethesda!

[proffesorcat]

ick.

[Colintabulous]

I've actually seen her before and she does say that

[DaedraKing007]

Haha! lol. Whats her name?

[kingakatosh777]

....How about looking at the lower right hand corner??

[DaedraKing007]

Oh... yeah XD

[GmodPlusWoW]

She's a twisted lady.

[S1lverspike]

as soon as she said necrophillia my muoth dropped. then dropped as she said thats nothing compared to morrowind.... sickly enough id like to observe her in the act

[SpearOfGoth]

Well...her boyfriend might be a lich or something you never know ^^

[raviool]

that person in there is NOT normal

[ZelganasAshHeart]

nice but im kinda sad I killed a dark sister of necromancy without knowing it lol! Staff of Worms RULES!

[jaxxsc]

lol either edit or thas just fucked up hahaha nice one

[Esko6]

What? I always thought they say necromancy :I

[259]

Nah, it's necrophilia. The ol' lovin' of the dead.