How to Survive the (Zombie) Apocalypse

[dimithproductions]

also for ranged weapons maltov coctails will work, also save bottle caps as these will be the currency after this begins

[dimithproductions]

the best weapons, melee weapons: swords or any long bladed tool, hunting knifes, tomahawks. ranged weapons: guns (pistols, shotguns, rifles, ect.) balistic knifes, tomahawks, throwing knifes.

[dimithproductions]

you forgot the 3 basic rules for group zombie survival 1. save your bullets for special zombies like hunters,jockeys,tanks,ect. 2.use your melee wepon on walkers and runners (only use bullets if absolutly necisary) 3. if someone gets bitten they go down

[cooldude1234523]

if the apocolypse is like the movie 2012 and there are zombies ZOMBIES GOIN DOWN

[onlinetag]

bitch

[2013doom]

I just had a nightmare about zombies but it was weird I was runnig wih some other guys and we end up to a elevetor then a wave of zombies where coming at us we did close the doars in time and they got in eathing us I remenber trying to escape but the doars closed

[alphafemale889]

7 people will dies the first hour of the zombie apocalypse

[TNT90761]

damn when is the end of the world i can survive that shit just give me a handgun,1 bottle of water and 2 potato chips give me 2 weeks then ill live even thoug i have no idea what i am talking about....

[chuggaafan1000]

Is that a map of banoi in the background? Lol

[SarahRadish]

This is, quite possibly, one of the best youtube videos I have ever seen. You are awesome. Also, I appreciate that in your reply to myinnernerd, you spelled "you're" correctly, thus winning you more awesome points.

[schniekeschnalle]

ahahah this was so fun.

awesome job :3

[tallatstarbucks]

This is AMAZING.

[xujhdhei]

LOL XD

[divicool72]

I just decided to watch this again while having tea, and made the mistake of trying to take antibiotics while watching it. I sat here for about a minute with a pill and a mouthful of tea in my mouth, unable to swallow, and trying to stop laughing and/or prevent me spraying tea all over my computer. Just so you know. ok I'll watch the rest of the video now. :)

[LbMorgan94]

you are possibly one of my favorite people right now.. yup you have made the wonderfullness list

[godsteeth1911]

@LbMorgan94 D'aw <3

[kickassberrow]

@godsteeth1911 you suck

[shaunpie]

So have you ever really liked a band, like, really really, more so because of the fact that no one has heard of it but you, and it's all awesome and stuff, and then other people start liking said band and are like "oh this band is like, really cool and stuff" and then you start to hate the world because everything you like has to be liked by everyone else making stuff seem less significant? yeh, thats how I feel about your 5000 subs. There I said it.

[godsteeth1911]

@shaunpie Awwwww! I'm sorry you feel that way. I do understand what you mean - it feels like it's special, and "yours", but the thing is either a)you watching earlier, so you can use that as a booster if you like, or b) you can now find people who like something you like and make friends or c) unless you watch them with others, it's still basically a one-on-one thing between the two of us <3

[myinnernerd]

So....this video is awesome.

[godsteeth1911]

@myinnernerd YOU'RE awesome.

[mr45delta1]

@godsteeth1911 i really like this video great job!

[olgap35]

So.... uh, how fast can you run?

[godsteeth1911]

@olgap35 When I'm really booking it? Like a 7 and a half minute mile. Normally? About a 10 minute mile.

[tantheunpronouncable]

I LOVE YOU BRYARLY!!! (in a non-weird sort of way).

To be honest, I'm down with dropping friendships if I still have youtube..

Do zombies use youtube?? :S

[nerimon]

BEST VIDEO YET.

[godsteeth1911]

@nerimon Thank you! ^.^

[AnotherKentPaul]

1:03 - I smell Justice.

[iloveu975]

no no no!! not surprise at all!!! just letting you know that you are VERY stunning because you're the sort of girl who probably doesn't consider it :D

[amockingbookshelf]

That's why everyone's being nice to me... I came last in our 100m race :/

[WyverKnight17]

"The only thing worse than a horde of zombies coming at you is a horde of zombies coming at you while on fire."

[AKartch]

This is why godsteeth1911 is worth my time

[Anyality]

This is why I always carry my trusty shovel. ;)

[rickya350]

Ever seen that scene in The Matrix when Neo and Trinity get their guns for their assault?

What went on in my head when you said that ;) Nice video!

[RavenMacht]

The videos just keep getting better and better. Can't wait for the next one!

[TheCoryKid]

Hahahahaha. Thank you for this video. (:

[divinemissm15]

This has to be my favourite vid of yours! Good job, everything about it cracked me up crazy town!!

[StarrySkyPixy]

I have just recently subscribed to you. I clicked a link on Alex Day's twitter that lead me to your last video. You are all sorts of awesome. After seeing this video, I think you would make an excellent news anchor/presenter.

[leeyuhhh]

I have the same earrings! target? xD also, I swear people prepare for natural events like it's the zombie apocalypse. I saw someone at walmart with an entire cart full of bananas the night before the hurricane hit.

[kuntrygurl89]

This is funny because tonight in Louisville we actually had a Zombie walk. ZOMBIES EVERYWHERE!

[godsteeth1911]

@kuntrygurl89 That sounds SO EXCELLENT. Like, Bill and Ted excellent.

[futurefairytale89]

My plan would be to grab a plane, and then go get some of the HP potter cast (i.e. Tom Felton) and go hide in Antaratica where we could easily kill off Zombie Penguins :D

[Kyuubiawsome]

my plan is to board up all my windows build up walls and then put backwards treadmills surrounding my house and out each one on its own battery.

[SmileyIfSinging]

This is brilliant! I kind of love you, not to be creepy or anything.

[godsteeth1911]

@SmileyIfSinging Phew! Here I was thinking you would never give in to my undying affection.

[dracoxxxhermione]

Everyone has a zombie apocalypse back up plan!

[PaintYourOffice]

No, no I won't take part in the apocalypse.

[PotterMoosh]

Ahahahaha oh my goodness Bryarly this is so excellent. But I have a question: do I need to drop my friendships with people that live on a different continent to me? Because if so, I think we need to have a talk...

[godsteeth1911]

@PotterMoosh I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER.

[ellencradd10]

this is so much easier for me! i knew there would be an upside to having no friends..

[whizgigginggirl]

I watched the movie "Tangled" this morning, and an iron skillet was actually a legit weapon. Rapunzel's kingdom shall, too, be safe when the zombie apocolypse occurs... because this infestation is clearly inevitable.

[rbmmylife]

very good ideas...hm...mabye i should take notes...I mean hurricane + earthquake + tornados MUST equal zombies...however if you are one of those slow runner types what do you do?

[dracoxxxhermione]

@rbmmylife You attack somebody else and run faster than they can crawl. ;P

[godsteeth1911]

@rbmmylife Deception...training...excelle­nt defense systems?

[beckieindia]

So, in light of that video, any slow runners want new friends? :P

[xaddictedmuchx]

Its 3:17 am in the morning... Not a good time to watch this.

[rAnDoMrOoRoO]

Hmmm, is it sad that me and two of my friends spent an entire history lesson discussing plans on what to do should the zombies come a-knocking? I'm planning on stowing away on a boat somewhere that's another thing zombies aren't fond of... the sea! Mwahahaha! We're planning on coming ashore to find an abandoned prison somewhere or to raid for food. We pondered building a fort in-land but zombies always find a way in so it'll only be a temporary plan. And now I sound like I'm crazy...

[dracoxxxhermione]

@rAnDoMrOoRoO Omygosh that's just like my plan! except I was gonna live on a massive cruise ship and just y'know, cruise around a little, eating all the food and swimming in the pool, occasionally stopping to collect survivors / re'arm against the zombies. :)

[godsteeth1911]

@rAnDoMrOoRoO This reminds me a lot of World War Z - it seemed like the astronauts got the best break, though. Except for re-entry, I suppose...

[ericgodden]

I'm a zombie...why are you picking on me ?

[daniebananiee]

this is great! one of your best yet!

[IDontTrustSheep]

I live in between a field/wood and a coop so I should be fine, I also have a dog for protection/if I run out of food

[godsteeth1911]

@IDontTrustSheep I hope your dog is a chow. 

[LoudIndoorVoice]

I see Venice in the background.

[MariaMagdaline]

All good tips, getting to high ground is also a good tip - which is why i need to get out of florida, and avoid urban area - more people, higher risk of infection... kinda like the plague.

[LABWTS24]

I wonder what your flatmates thought when they saw you walking to your room with all the kitchen knoves?

[beccarussell1]

Bahaha! I think I may just do this anyway... zombies or not... mainly because there is no shortage of people in my life I would like to hit with a cast iron skillet. On that note, I shall now watch Shaun of the Dead.

[MrRydude17]

i have a great plan of action.

grab one of the large blunt instruments from my house and run to this old farmhouse about 5 miles from the suburban are i live in. once there, cry myself to sleep and then in the morning return to see if any of the initial chaos has died down, i it has, grab food and any survivors, if not, attack with blunt instrument until all zombies are dead.

fullproof.

[godsteeth1911]

@MrRydude17 My actual plan is to collect various weapons, flee to the tunnels beneath the city and allow the cameras there to be my surveillance system as well as underground railroad. Hopefully I'll get proper firearms at some point...I'm in the South, though, so seriously- how hard could that be?

[MrRydude17]

@godsteeth1911 lucky, i'm in britain, the most i've got is a swiss army knife and a lot of wood.

[allsingersme]

@godsteeth1911 Everybody knows that the zombies gather in large groops in the subway! You can't do that!

[duchovney66]

You just made my Monday. So funny

[srwboy]

What's the antidote for a Zombie bite ?!?! 

[godsteeth1911]

@srwboy It depends on the wave of zombie infestation I imagine - if supernatural in origin, none known. If pathogenic, depends on the pathogen and I therefore cannot (as yet) prescribe a cure. Basically, if you've been bitten, you're probably toast.

[saltrox]

This was absolutely brilliant. I literally can't think of anything else to say.

[Imbitingmytongue]

it's cool that you got kim to collaborate with/appear in this

[godsteeth1911]

@Imbitingmytongue I - what? 

[Imbitingmytongue]

@godsteeth1911 it was a joke I made. I'll let you work it out.

[godsteeth1911]

@Imbitingmytongue I figured it was either the hair or the eyepatch.

[Imbitingmytongue]

@godsteeth1911 eyepatch.

[orcasquall]

Uh, not everyone knows Chuck Norris... And Triple Tap, for those who are paranoid.

[TheVampirePirate]

Gun shop down the road.

Axe in the house.

Sports car outside.

Bring on the zombies!

[4LifeNinja]

It's like reading Zombicorn all over again :b

Awesome book btw :D

Love your videos

[LoganLoss]

She's got a point. Zombies are not fans of fire.

[xXXHariboXX]

Fire? surely zombies on fire are more dangerous than regular zombies?

[ZoeMoi]

I used the transcript on this one and "now it's time to bring out the big gun" became "now it's time to bring out the day care"

[godsteeth1911]

@ZoeMoi Same thing, really. Bait. 

[abbstaaarr]

Fucking hell. I'm going to be that slow person everyone makes friends with.

[itsabbiee]

I have a bad feeling that I am going to be the slow person who everyone befriends

[reianaisawesome]

Fantastic video. Just really freaking awesome :)

I am now set for a Zombie Apocalypse...which will be any day now *waits with frying pan in hand*

[MadamLionkwueyy]

191 likes and no dislikes thats not bad girl!

[lizzielonglegs]

Bryarly. If you have watched Shawn of the Dead: good. If you haven't: watch it. It's genius.

ALSO I like this video. :)

[godsteeth1911]

@lizzielonglegs I have! I'm actually a total baby about scary movies, though, so I've only seen it once (and yes, I know it's meant to be a comedy.)

[affenonkel]

I feel like I will be approached by lots of people who want to be my best friend, I'm just so goddamn slow. :(

[iloveu975]

you're actually VERY pretty xxx

[godsteeth1911]

@iloveu975 Always the tone of surprise ; )

[yukiibeauty07]

WOW! What an amazing video! I am so impressed Bryaly. :D

[maylessthan3]

Loved this! 

[MrShamoanah]

I am no fool.

Your statistics mean NOTHING TO ME.

[Atuchy]

I absolutely LOVE this. This was probably your funniest video yet!

[CassiaAleriPrice]

Nice map of Venice.

[AnniNerd]

Hahahahahahaha...that´s hilarious. Thanks for making my day..after having a good laugh I can now concentrate on my assignements. :D

[pyneapplegirl]

Bryarly, you have the best ideas for videos! This was very entertaining :)

And on a completely unrelated note, I have the same earrings as you! I just thought that was interesting.

[dashobertter]

This was awesome

[MitenSoni]

Yeah, ok, this video is awesome.

[BleahPerson]

Crap, I'm a slow runner. :( Deception and deceit is is then!

[dc8r17]

I might distracted by the fact that when they have their arms up and moving closer, I just assume they want a hug.

[OhItsJustKim]

Eye patches are cool... since I wore one.

[godsteeth1911]

@OhItsJustKim You're my preferred eye-patch wearer.

[goldlion16]

haha zap! totally favorited if i forget these rules hopefully ill be able to come back to it when it counts ;)

[OMGTHERERNONAMESAAGH]

You are too funny

[MissTheMae]

Oh my goodness!! FLINSTONE VITAMINS! I took those when I was young, and they're amazing. I have a short and pointless anectdote about them.

I walked into a doctors office, and I smelled something delightful that I couldn't figure out. After a few minutes, I realized what the smell was and much too enthusiastically exclaimed "flinstone vitamins!" ...anyways, have a lovely day?

[godsteeth1911]

@MissTheMae Hahaha ^.^ They're great!

[charcharbinx]

So this it totally unrelated, but I've just received my Still Got Legs album, and heard your voice on one of the tracks, and it is BEAUTIFUL!!! It fits the song so perfectly, and you bring so much loveliness to it :) I can't think of anything else to say, other than awesome!

[godsteeth1911]

@charcharbinx Haha, aww, thank you! I wore my Still Got Legs shirt today :D

[JelloDVDs]

This is great! ^_^

[13SilentSandy13]

Your earings are so beautifully distracting. Though the zombie apocalypse is my in my top three least favorite apocalypses this was really enjoyable! :D

[davidprudence]

Good grief, it's 05:13 a.m., I'm a zombie.

[kaypgirl]

LOVE this video. Definitely favorite-ing and making others watch this. They will then be prepared for the apocalypse and we will cut all ties.

[godsteeth1911]

@kaypgirl Clever - then you don't have to be the bad guy!

[elisabethsusername]

How do you know a zombie is tired?

He's dead on his feet.

[galleryofbrokenparts]

So many maps!

[godsteeth1911]

@galleryofbrokenparts We're international here.

[FriendlyMcDonnell]

Because of this video, I will live!

[fatzdepenguin]

nice suprise at 3am.... xD

[HeadlessNinja12]

That awkward moment that you walk around the corner then get eaten by a zombie

[thenerdyelf]

This is brilliant.

[melodygleek34]

I love this. So much.

[LadyOldLittle]

I haven't been able to see zombie apocalypses the same way since I read 'Warm Bodies' :)

[godsteeth1911]

@LadyOldLittle Have you read World War Z?

[LadyOldLittle]

@godsteeth1911 No but i'll make a note of it :)

[nerdywaterfairy231]

I EAT THOSE VITAMINS!!!!!

[godsteeth1911]

@nerdywaterfairy231 THEY ARE THE BEST VITAMINS.

[kmarygxc]

I am impressed with this video. I liked it a lot more than I thought I would. Well done.

[rac3318]

Movie references, win

[cakeykhans]

Haha love your skits!

[madeofpurple]

Your videos just keep getting better and better.

[godsteeth1911]

@madeofpurple Phew! I WAS worried about that - thanks!

[druidess22]

ZOMBIESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[YouHadMeAtHeyy]

haha, so genius :). what do these storms mean? the zombie apocalypse of course! ;)

[zwbriggs]

Ahaha! So good!

[lampposteffect]

You're silly. Wonderful video.

[DanRezler]

Sometimes we might say "Braaaaaaiiiiinnnnss" or "grraaaahhhhhhhh" but we are really so misunderstood. What we are actually saying is "Accept me for who I am. Even if that person that I am happens to be a mindless brain eating corpse."

[telekinesis99]

@DanRezler Indeed, I was in a stable relationship with a zombie for many years. I'm not going to lie, there was always an emotional distance, but once I got over the smell it was the best sex I ever had.

[godsteeth1911]

@DanRezler What did the vegetarian zombie say? Graaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiinnnnns.

[alollapalooza]

@DanRezler Zombies are people too. try brain flavored bubble gum, i hear it curves the edge to the desire to decimate humanity.

[AlexeiRomanov100]

I'm starting to see the usefulness of the awkwardly fat kid in the group of friends. He isn't just there to make the skinny people feel better, he is also the zombie bait. (JK before the spam comes) Awesome video

[katieisnthere101]

I love how there's a Zombie yourself ad right next to your video right now.

[godsteeth1911]

@katieisnthere101 That made my day as well!

[listentotheraenfall]

Funny! These kinds of vlogs are my favorite.

[StripyTie12]

Can anyone else not see it? it keeps telling me it's currently being processed

[BellaSolveig]

@StripyTie12 go to her channel to watch it.

[StripyTie12]

@BellaSolveig cheers

[Fonzofication]

friendship with slow runners hahaha! That's gold!

[tntimtation]

you forgot how to say how to defend against zombies. I'm going to take context clues and just heat up some knives on a skillet.

[godsteeth1911]

@tntimtation Like hot knives through zombies.

[nostalgiamyantidrug]

That was great, Bryarly! It was highly entertaining and quite clever.

[godsteeth1911]

@nostalgiamyantidrug Thank you!

[theomgtara]

I really liked this video it was very clever and funny! =D

[3264gw]

Haha this is cute :P

[Blade376]

Another way of surviving... Pet skunks!!! They are the answer to everyones problem =D x

[godsteeth1911]

@Blade376 and they're ADORABLE.

[mtyd05]

darn, I'm the slow one...

[TheLegorockman]

Third viewer.....

Awesomez video again. Glad to know someone else is noticing the signs....

DFTBA

[godsteeth1911]

@TheLegorockman Hey, next year is 2012...

[gigzy43]

By far your best video yet in still laughing :D

[godsteeth1911]

@gigzy43 Thanks! ^.^

[TheNamesANA]

haha :)

[PoopyPantyPoop]

Processing...NOOOOOOO!!!

[safcbsak95]

First for once?