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  • u got some good points but why would u care about the tickets i rather pay $10 than get a ticket and why didnt u mention driving i would think an american would hate it

  • @BigFloppyTaco Because the cops know you would rather pay the $10 and they target gringos living in the country. I've seen their eyes light up when they see me coming through a checkpoint.

  • @halfthrottle ya u have a point theyll stop anyone but theyll stop gringos more often but u probably get better service at restaurants and things like that with people thinking youll tip more

  • @BigFloppyTaco There is only 1 restaurant in David that I consider to have good service. It's called Cuatro. Amazing food, fair price. Only difference I've noticed being a gringo at food places is sometimes you end up paying more. The gringo price, they call it.

  • @halfthrottle ya they expect more money but most places are good and im from the city and people tend to be more rude and lazy since they dont make much from tips

  • Could someone get by speaking only english in Panama (I don't speak spanish)?

  • @boomtao I don't speak much Spanish and I get by just fine.

  • awesome video, this is what i love, make more like this

  • Thanks for information on living in Panama. I have a friend that was thinking about it.

  • THANK YOU!!! Finally someone telling the truth about your personal pet peeves. The information you share is really helpful.

  • Good info man

  • You complain alot you must remember you are in a foreign country and can't change their ways, the people there are used to it so you need to also or come back to the U.S.A. My mother is from Panama so I know what you mean!

  • Hooray for replaced springs! Good to have a cheap fix.

  • Pretty funny. At least beer and rum is cheap though.

  • I commented on there Facebook site

  • @martyman5000 nice.

  • I'm pissed at Canada also that I can't buy a small diesel truck for my work...you can get them all over Europe/Asia/South America.

  • @martyman5000 Yeah everything is diesel down here. I have a Hyundai Galloper SUV that's a diesel.

  • @halfthrottle Progressive replied to a comment and said you are cool and you're in a Tropical country so you must be cool.

  • @martyman5000 A comment on YouTube?

  • Its like me shipping parts from the U.S. to Canada...Its very expensive

  • 1991 Kawasaki KLR650 Kelly blue book $1300

    Hey Ryan Grassley I saw your interview on the Dennis Kirk Ch on youtube I hope that this can lead to parts for your bike. God bless.

  • Nicely shot vid., and valuable running commentary: many thoughts came to mind, but one should do.

    The intolerance for males wearing shorts in certain buildings seems no different in kind to the intolerance for women failing to wear the burka garb in some Middle East countries. Rationally, such rejections have no foundation---they are based in traditionally entrenched prejudice, malodorous habits of intolerance. It is bloodcurdling to think one lives amidst a volatile hostility of type RWANDA!

  • @Austyg Are you volunteering for my Army of revolutionaries?

  • @halfthrottle ... LOL . . . no.

  • re short/pants check out "travel pants" from companies like Kathmandu, Mountain Design or North Face. They're not cheap but they're really cool (temperature wise) and not hideous. I have a couple of dark gray pairs and wear them all the time.

    That phenomena where it seems like its everyone's first day. Its what my dad calls "talking underwater." You say something simple and everyone reacts like you're speaking in riddles. You just keep repeating yourself and eventually you get there.

  • our company ships to Miami for that same reason.. I am not sure of the company they are using but they can be a headache on our side as well

    Short @ 90*F ? Guys where you are from tend to wear shorts @ 40*F

    maybe I will move there and be a lawyer... is it hard to be a store owner there? sounds like it would be fun to move there and open a small grocery store.

  • Love the unbiased information that you provide about the country also. It's extremely hard to find solid info that can be trusted so thanks very much and hope you will continue to tell us about your experience there.

    Just as an aside, the "probable cause" thing is getting tested more and more in the USA. Patriot Act has done more to push back our constitutional guarantees than it has to protect us I'd say. TSA at airports sounds a good deal like the security guards in Panama.

  • @Opiateoftheone At Panama's airport you get searched at the security checkpoint, then again when you are boarding the plane. Pretty redundant, sometimes I just wonder if they do it to create more jobs for people.

  • @halfthrottle They do it in reaction to the statement made by the former U.S.  embassador to Panama, Barbara Stephenson, that Tocumen airport is not a secure airport. Prior to that, they only searched you once.

  • @53398 airport doesn't bother me so much. But visiting a retail store, bank, etc. and being treated like a criminal just get inside the store really bugs me. I have to check my bag at the door so I don't go inside and shoplift? I have to be patted down to go in the bank. I guess it saves me money because it keeps me from going out shopping quite a bit.

  • @halfthrottle Lol...I have to admit, that's overkill.

  • it might be the shoplifters 1st day.lol

  • I think it's a major achievement for a Central American country if you don't have a 'pothole' pet peeve, lol.

  • @53398 Yeah I'm going to have to make a part 2 to this.

  • @53398 Panama does have some pretty good roads though. Much better than neighboring Costa Rica.

  • @halfthrottle, i wondered if u still have contacts in the military. Is there a legit way to make use of base post offices. I think i am right in your being a vet?

  • @flimluvr That might be possible but there are no U.S. bases in Panama.

  • You know.... Ive often wondered if DUI checkpoints in the US are unconstitutional.

    Nice to have you back grumpy old man...:)

  • As educational as listening to your gripes was, the view from the helmet cam was equally educational. Thanks for taking the time and sharing. Good to have you back!

  • Good to see you're back out riding but....man you totally talked me out of moving there ever....LOL , The advice to stay for a year and the see if you like it is a good one though , never thought of it that way. And my wife knows what yours means by being grumpy and not riding :-)

  • @bakker46 Fellas, I got a fever and the only cure is more motorcycle.

  • One more thing has been nagging me, either you have heavily farkled your bike or got yourself a substitute one? Maybe it's just me not noticing before that your dashboard is much different than in european version?

  • @cynik45ACP The little gizmo on the dashboard is a Vapor motorcycle computer. It has things like RPM, MPH, ODO all in a digital read out. It also keeps track of what your max speed was. The odometer on mine isn't working, I think I'd prefer just the normal dash. I don't need a lot of fancy stuff especially for a KLR.

  • What about personal packages. LIke if I sent you a "Present" clutch through USPS? Would you still have to pay the import tax? I just sent you a email with my address. If it's cheaper I could send things to you instead of having to order them. Cheers from Boise!

  • @fayerz1 Yes I have to pay taxes even on presents. My wifes aunt once sent us some Easter candy. I ended up paying $65 in shipping for some pastel colored M&M's. Once I was finished cursing I enjoyed them throughly.

  • Good to have you back on the road. Headed out on my FJR in the cold and fog after having just climbed off the KLR with you in Panama...

  • @jeffkatzer Sometimes its nice to go for a ride in the cold. As long as you have heat grips and are dressed for it. It can be much more enjoyable than sweating all day in Panama.

  • Damn dude, don't ever do that again. It was a stupid time, that period without your videos.

  • @cynik45ACP You, me, and my wife all agree. Lidia: "Why are you so grouchy all the time... Oh yeah your motorcycles broken."

  • I think I would move to Thailand. My daughter lived there, and she really liked it. She said one could live very comfortably there on Social Security.

  • @cashstore1 People from the UK that want to retire cheap usually end up in Thailand. People from the US normally head to Central America. I would love to live in Thailand, but it's just so far away from friends and family. It's nice to be able to jump on a plane and be back in the states in a few hours. 3 hour flight to Florida from Panama City, sometimes for less that $100 one way on Spirit Air.

  • The problem with the insurance company in Panama may be that the insurance companies are corrupt and don't pay out. That would piss off the insured. Possibly the insurance companies are not corrupt, but the insured thinks the insurance company is ripping them off. That would be the case if the insured is ignorant of the insurance contract. Ignorance, can cause big problems. All of our Social security offices have armed guards. People here want that check if they deserve it or not.

  • Can you do one on the pros & cons of Panama living? Thanks.

    Keith y Cindy

  • @KeithCindyPanama Well these were some of the cons. The pros are all my other videos when I'm out having a good time.

  • Thank you for sharing the up" & downs on living there.

  • It's great to see your Back Ryan. And as always. Ride safe.

  • Excellent Video. Extremely Informative.I had often wondered what long term would be like in a 3rd world country.The Philippines is like that from what i had Experienced only for 1 month while there. The Guard & Shot Gun @ EVERY Business front is what seams to be like Branded in my memory.And also the Corruption i seen Every Night. Police stopping cars @ random.Never did it seam anyone got a ticket.People would pay with Pigs,Rice,Other things.But more often then not u could see $money passing.

  • @davidshackford Yeah there are things that get really annoying over time. Gotta give a new place a test run before up and moving.

  • I know what you mean about shorts when I went to my wifes church in Juan Dias Tabernacul de Fa in 1996 I didn't know that Panamamainians regard that as disrespectful so I learned. We discused this that long pant's on men & women are concidard as more suava but shorts are confortable. My wife conciders people in the us to be sloppy dressers in general.

  • @KeithCindyPanama Was she wearing her "short shorts" from the 80's?

  • wow, I'd have the exact same pet peeves.. I have some here in Hawaii as well but they are pretty minor.. Tires take forever to get here and you absolutely cannot order any "dangerous" liquids online.. IE: if they don't carry the lubricants etc you want for your wheels, you'll have the hardest time getting them.. I suppose I could do the 3rd party shipper but by the time it gets here a can of chain lube would be $40 bucks.. urrrr.. How's your cost of living?

  • @AccidentalBroadcast I've already thought of more, I think I'll be making a pet peeves part 2 vid soon. I rent a 2 bedroom house for $250/month. Food is a bit cheaper here than in the states. Gas is about the same.

  • i got shot in the knee with an arrow. so im done

  • So, do we get a flip side of the coin & hear the things that you love about Panama that's different from the states?

  • @RESET1776 I like Panama, but that would probably be a very short video.

  • At least you didn't complain about all the pasty white American tourists stealing the women and taking all the cool spots on the beach. lol

  • @808yewtube Drool... BBQ.

  • Good to see you back on the motor and filming. Back when I rode I could not stand to be bikeless for even a week. The pet peeves are universal to many Latin countries. When I was in Venezuela, the OFF bug spray bought there didn't work. I asked a local why and he said the deet made their skin sting so the OFF make in country stopped adding it. That, of course, is the active ingredient! haha

  • I'm surprised how well developed Panama looks.

  • I live and work in New York, and when I retire, I'm moving right back to Panama. The U.S. is not exactly paradise, either. I guess we are all used to our own country.

  • @53398 Definitely good and bad everywhere you go. Just have to find a place you love and stick with it.

  • @halfthrottle That's true. I met an older couple in a bar the other day. They told me they rented in Panama, they loved it, and now they are moving there permanently. They hated Panama City, though...lol

  • @53398 I could never live in Panama City. Traffic is such a nightmare there. They are building a metro there now and some new roads in and out of the city. Hopefully that will ease the cluster a bit.

  • Glad you got the bike fixed, sorry it cost so much. Welcome back Mr Carter :-)

  • When you get stopped a pay a bribe for speeding, are you saying you are stopped even when not actually speeding or is the stop legitimate but then they want a payoff? Just curious if they are doing a double whammy on you.

  • @ExitRomeo Little of both. I've been stopped while doing nothing wrong, and I've also bribed my way out of speeding tickets. It's easy to speed here and not realize it. The limit changes often along the Pan American, they just aren't good at putting up signed or keeping trees from over growing them. If they want to get you they will.

  • Most retailers will ship directly via USPS.

  • @MotorcycleGuy2000 That is when packages start to disappear, and I think you still have to pay taxes on anything that gets imported to the country.

  • @MotorcycleGuy2000 Panama doesn't have a real mail system. No one here has a mailbox in front of their house. It's all P.O. boxes, and when the USPS hands over the box to the Panamanian post... well you would be crazy to send anything of value.

  • I live in Canada and occasionally order from US online retailers. Cheapest way to ship is USPS. There are no customs broker fees using the postal service.

  • Oh believe me, stay in Panama, the constitution is basically meaningless now and the Senate has basically declared war on the people. They are are about to pass a law that anyone "suspicious" of being against the government is a terrorist and you can be held indefinitely or killed under military law. No trial, no nothing. This is a 3rd world country now.

  • @MetalHeadKLR650 Yeah I've heard about that mess. I really hope people come to their senses. I need to head back to the states and make some money. I'll end up back in Panama open up a little hotel or something. But I'm not ready to retire down here yet.

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  • @coyote8047 It's still better than most places.

  • What is that thing over your odometer/speedometer? I keep seeing those.

  • @MetalHeadKLR650 It's a Vapor motorcycle computer thingy. Something is wrong with mine is doesn't clock miles. I have no idea how many miles are on that bike, or when I'm about to run out of gas.

  • Nice to see that clunker back on the road. :P

  • Yeah, all that would drive me crazy too. Especially the short pants and security guard thing.

    Glad you got the bike fixed. Looking forward to some more tourist map trips.

  • @dahveed284 Yeah it's great to be back.

  • Funny..a lot of that sounds living living in Canada.

  • What bike are u riding now?

    In one of your videos, i saw you name the panamerican highway, are you planning to get to argentina?

  • @secregistrado KLR650. The Panamerican runs right through town I was riding on it for part of this video. I don't have any plans of visiting South American anytime soon. I'd love to do it, but I'm just a little to poor right now.

  • Just to compare:

    - Im watching u from Argentina and the police random controls are the same here.

    - The looked doors of retail shops also make me crazy!

    - Fortunately, the shorts are accepted.

    - Lawers and goverment employees are a little bit better when you need something from them. Maybe as a gringo, merchants are more used to take advantage from you.

    - No overzealous security guards.

    - Online shopping works pretty good, specially those with freeshipping from China.

  • @secregistrado Free shipping from China would be awesome!  Do you still have to pay import taxes on stuff? That's usually what makes it so expensive to ship to Panama.

  • Hi, cool info man saying hi from cold country : )

  • I have a lousy threshold for stupid shit ... all of this would KILL me. 

  • @icpchad I've already remembered a few more things I left out of the vid. People cutting in line at the checkout or when you are trying to order food at fast food type restaurant. If your not piggy backing on the person in front of you they'll just cut right in.

  • You know, it's a real shame you live on the other side of the world, because I *know* for an absolute fact you'd be one of my best friends if you lived close to me. Keep smiling bro.

  • @svengalie My wife and I have dreams of a Europe trip. One of these days we'll meet up and go mildly injure ourselves in the name of adventure and youtube and ratings.

  • @halfthrottle well when this happens I will definately suck you off / strike> look after you. I INSIST

  • @svengalie Really hoping "suck you off" is one of those phrases that has a completely different meaning in the UK.

  • do what Atlas Rider did and record the bribes, get those bastards sacked.

  • @svengalie Well up jumped the devil; 31,877 subs are waiting for you to post!!!!! trb

  • @svengalie Yeah I'd love to have the camera running next time one of them stops me.

  • have you ever considered to take your wife and move back to the States ??

  • @DesmosediciAlice oh wow they got check points too ? Just like in U.S. of A they have check points on I-40 and the airports, you either be sexually molested or go thru "micowave", I was born in eastern europe and it wasn't that bad what we see here in the states, i love your videos btw

  • @DesmosediciAlice That's the plan actually. We'll be back in the state in less than a year I think.

  • Gov workers act like it there first day there, LMAO!!!

  • Just watched your vid. Great info, but one thing that was "on my nerves" was seeing your bark buster flapping in the wind! LOL. JK! I can see why all of those points you made would get on your nerves, I think most of those would make me stay here in the US. Thanks for the video! Glad to see you're up and running with your bike again!

  • @RimshotG19 Yeah I'm a really good mechanic. I always take care of little stuff like that right away....

  • @halfthrottle Hahahaha! Safe riding!

  • The final bell just rang, but I must say my Geography class is going to see this tomorrow! I like how you go over the cons of living in Panama, but what about the pros? I think I'd like to get out of the US myself someday, learn Spanish, and teach somewhere south of the border.

  • @eveRideorg Some of the pros I guess are. Low cost of living. I rent a 2 bedroom house for $250/month.

    Slow pace of life (but sometimes that's a con).

    Great weather, Hurricanes can't hit Panama.

    There are a lot of benefits to retiring here. Tax breaks, discounts at restaurants, plane tickets, prescription drugs, etc. I'm not really an expert in that area, but they really want people to retire here.

  • @halfthrottle , God Bless your Patience; at 62, no amount of free shit is worth any of that crap to me! They literally could not pay ME to live there and absorb that shit!! trb

  • @trbfshmn A lot of people move here thinking it will be great, then move right back home. That's why I say give life a test ride down here just to make sure this is really what you want.

  • Oh man, so many LOL moments in this video. The peanut butter thing, the burning yourself alive for the security guy thing... just gold in so many ways.

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  • I liked it very much!

    Greetings – Dj Mario Afonso – Rio de Janeiro – RJ – Brazil

    I love music, dogs, human beings and nature.

    Much music, health and peace.

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