Not trying to hate, but you can't sleep on mushrooms. It's physically impossible. If anyone has, however, I would suggest you talk to a scientist or some shit because that shit is new.
is it really? i always thought that...about acid too...until a good friend of mine recently slept through an entire acid trip! First time i've ever seen that! she had amazingly vivid dreams though...i kinda hope i can experience that someday ;)
@Kamehamayhem Not true. The first time I did them I was so high that I was having a hard time coping with what was going on. I laid in my bed and either fell asleep or blacked out, for about 3 hours. I woke up and was still hallucinating.
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Pretty much what happened was there were baseless claims from news sources that said Chappelle smoked crack. Dave got fed up with all the bullshit of being in showbiz and trying to live the way he wanted to so he left to Africa a couple times to get away from everything, but the last time he came back things just got worse, so he quit. It's a shame, Chappellle's show was a great effort from everyone involved and his stand-up was brilliant.
It's uploaded in parts on YouTube as "Dave Chappelle in San Francisco Part 1". I'm not sure if that's the real name or if it actually has a name at all.
@passiveMenis Thanks. I found that it didn't have a specific name in youtube. I eventually found in imdb, its called " Dave Chapelle: HBO Comedy Half Hour, San Francisco".
i will be trying shrooms for my first time soon. i want it to be a very spiriual experiance so can you please help me out and tell me how to have a spritual trip??
@Jafs what lies? the drugs? who cares, lies are lies, that's not a legitimate reason to quit comedy. and I don't think he has, he still does small clubs.
@TheCroatiaKid no he had a very large amount of bad publicity when he came back and the reasons for it were all made up so he refused to publicly speak
his first public interview/show in five years was on the radio recently you can find it on youtube and he explains why he quit standup
@jac5562 not according to him..im just saying what hes said publicly...on a recent interview near his house he said he doesnt enjoy the standup life anymore and no longer partakes...then in his first live tv interview he said he hasn't done stand up for years
where the fuck was this captured, dont know it from any programm of him :O could any1 tell me pls? is it the standup programm of Laugh Factory Sunset Strip comedy club?
I would freak the fuck out too if I seen a huge cock cutting my hair..........Meanwhile I would feel rather enjoyed if a woman's face Looks like a huge clitoris.
dave chapelle never did shrooms ,you cant sleep people dont turn into penises and you cant run for more than a min and a bad trip will keep you from walking
I love dave chappelle but i can tell he has never had mushrooms. try sleeping on shrooms and let me know how that works out for you lol... and you dont hallucinate that bad on them
@acereneche thats nothing, every day, atleast 6- 10 times a day when i look at the clock, its something eleven. when i wake, its usually 7:11, by the time i crap and shower and all tht shit, its 8:11, and it just continues throughout the whole day. its whack.
LOL it was 2:42 i need sober up i never been high this early so i took a shower, i listened to every cd i had, ran around the block 4 times, took a nap, woke up fucked up, i looked at the clock it was 2:43 god damn LOL!!!!! thats so true but
Ahhh I laughed so hard watching this! so true though what he said,that's what acid does.....he did everything and still was high...funnier than I dunno what! haha
The last third of the vid doesn't play properly, it stutters non stop. Anyone else have that problem?
stratocaster1986able 3 days ago 6
Funniest dude on the planet. Wish he would come back!
MontanaCowboy35 4 days ago
Not trying to hate, but you can't sleep on mushrooms. It's physically impossible. If anyone has, however, I would suggest you talk to a scientist or some shit because that shit is new.
Kamehamayhem 5 days ago
@Kamehamayhem
is it really? i always thought that...about acid too...until a good friend of mine recently slept through an entire acid trip! First time i've ever seen that! she had amazingly vivid dreams though...i kinda hope i can experience that someday ;)
Nibiru3600X 4 days ago
@Nibiru3600X
Are you sure she wasn't just so high that it looked like she was sleeping? That happens a lot on the stronger acid trips.
Kamehamayhem 4 days ago
@Kamehamayhem Not true. The first time I did them I was so high that I was having a hard time coping with what was going on. I laid in my bed and either fell asleep or blacked out, for about 3 hours. I woke up and was still hallucinating.
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MrIncredible2293 6 days ago
Took a nap. Woke up. Fucked up.
PhenomMuzikOfficial 6 days ago
Pretty much what happened was there were baseless claims from news sources that said Chappelle smoked crack. Dave got fed up with all the bullshit of being in showbiz and trying to live the way he wanted to so he left to Africa a couple times to get away from everything, but the last time he came back things just got worse, so he quit. It's a shame, Chappellle's show was a great effort from everyone involved and his stand-up was brilliant.
Brotassium00 1 week ago
woke up,fucked up, XD
JJStuffEngineering 2 weeks ago
LOL!!
ayubisobhan 2 weeks ago
Can someone tell me what is the name of this gig?
0pacity 3 weeks ago
@0pacity
It's uploaded in parts on YouTube as "Dave Chappelle in San Francisco Part 1". I'm not sure if that's the real name or if it actually has a name at all.
passiveMenis 3 weeks ago
@passiveMenis Thanks. I found that it didn't have a specific name in youtube. I eventually found in imdb, its called " Dave Chapelle: HBO Comedy Half Hour, San Francisco".
0pacity 3 weeks ago
i bet half the audience was high on shrooms lol they prolly saw a penis doing stand up lmao
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i will be trying shrooms for my first time soon. i want it to be a very spiriual experiance so can you please help me out and tell me how to have a spritual trip??
alexeberle69 1 month ago
man at the funniest part of the video the sounds keeps cutting out. before 2:29
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luisana25amy 1 month ago
who else can hear that one guy in the background laughing his ass off lol
iluvmusicqwe 2 months ago
Lol.. I didn't know you can do so much in a minute.
lilcrazyaznboy 2 months ago
Daves white voice is perfect.
MrAndriySolo 2 months ago 6
Took a nap, woked up, Fuck up when i look at the clock it was 2:43 god damn lol
34deandre 3 months ago
took a nap, woke up, fucked up
Iceageboy 3 months ago
sounds like he missed the point.
AustinBoston44 3 months ago 4
@Technician023 i thought i was the only one lol thought something was wron with me haha
crystaloctober 3 months ago
I have this concert in audio form, it's my first time seeing it. Great concert, thank you for posting!
cheapskatesnob 3 months ago
why would he need to go to a barbershop
still the fucking man
poojuice123 3 months ago
lol looked at the clock...1 minute passed
been there, though not quite to that degree haha
bottle2lip 3 months ago
"Taste Like Athletes foot , I feel sick.. but im not really high ..
SosBucket 3 months ago
lol this was funny but not how mushrooms are
Volcomxxx420 4 months ago
@MDS13Droog It's comedy. Comedians use 5% reality and exaggerate the rest. It's supposed to be a joke, calm down.
thelatestttplague 4 months ago 2
@XxxxsampsonxxxX yeah hes a funny guy, mushrooms arent a good topic for him though
MDS13Droog 4 months ago
@evanlikestoparty reason why i watched this third time today haha classic shit man
2011SUPERKID 4 months ago
1:30 best moment
lop7981 4 months ago
The Guy From Half Baked :D
DaPlaya45 4 months ago
I feel sick but im not really high, then i looked in the mirrior.
MrTrickydick666 5 months ago
I wanna make myself believe that mush shroom makes.... time go slowly
reg3693554 5 months ago 4
mushrooms make the time goes Sssllllooooooooowlllyyy
Mr89Nef 5 months ago 2
@Mr89Nef oh it's still 2:30 lol
MrBurkdawg 5 months ago
Laughed my ass off
metalmadness1000 6 months ago 4
Dave is a legend bill hick reuses he shit out of jokes that get old really quick a
chaos5500 6 months ago
i woke up it was 2 :43 i said goddd damm
TheCrossover2 6 months ago
TRIPPIN!
underballbutter 6 months ago
people act like all comedians tell true stories...
bschonger83 6 months ago
woah there's a like a lot of angry druggies in this page lol
fernandohmoran 7 months ago 11
i said god dayum
SeahorseBubbles 8 months ago
When save chapelle stopped doing stand ups the world lost the most naturally talented comedian in years
Jafs 8 months ago 267
@Jafs save chapelle....
SktRat4life 3 months ago
@Jafs Ummm....Looks like you forgot about Joe Rogan, Doug Stanhope, Bill Burr and a few others.
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@Jafs hell no... he isn't the best... north americans are NOT funny!
MrRodrigoTJF 2 months ago
@Jafs
Dave* lol
zodiac909 2 months ago
@Jafs he stopped doing stand up permanently?
TheCroatiaKid 3 weeks ago
@TheCroatiaKid yes he became depressed and left to africa then when he returned the lies which were produced about him forced him to quit standup
Jafs 3 weeks ago
@Jafs what lies? the drugs? who cares, lies are lies, that's not a legitimate reason to quit comedy. and I don't think he has, he still does small clubs.
TheCroatiaKid 3 weeks ago
@TheCroatiaKid no he had a very large amount of bad publicity when he came back and the reasons for it were all made up so he refused to publicly speak
his first public interview/show in five years was on the radio recently you can find it on youtube and he explains why he quit standup
Jafs 3 weeks ago
@Jafs if you know anything about dave chapelle youd know he does stand ups still not on programmed tv,
jac5562 2 weeks ago
@jac5562 not according to him..im just saying what hes said publicly...on a recent interview near his house he said he doesnt enjoy the standup life anymore and no longer partakes...then in his first live tv interview he said he hasn't done stand up for years
Jafs 1 week ago
@relaxin001 and you can't tell the bus where to stop!
01sircharles 8 months ago
took a nap, woke up - fucked up haha
mattiamagyar 8 months ago 4
this is how funny this guy is, I literally took a piss before watching this upload, then somehow managed to laugh so hard I pissed myself, wtf?
bleechd 8 months ago 6
where the fuck was this captured, dont know it from any programm of him :O could any1 tell me pls? is it the standup programm of Laugh Factory Sunset Strip comedy club?
Sanaki131 8 months ago
it looked like a big penis was cuttin my hair
magnusdeus24 9 months ago
I like shrooms it's like a reset button.
The360dot 9 months ago 8
@The360dot i liked shrooms...hahah no more.
DoctorSess 8 months ago
I would freak the fuck out too if I seen a huge cock cutting my hair..........Meanwhile I would feel rather enjoyed if a woman's face Looks like a huge clitoris.
smokintheblaze 9 months ago
It looked, it looked like a big penis was cuttin my hair.
i freaked out!
MissCourtneyBelle 9 months ago
Here man take this, its fuckin mushrooms haha
madSITCHkiss01 9 months ago
@MrWestcoastcpt
he doesn't have cancer, he has to shave his head once in a while
btw does that really matter !? he's a comedian he makes shit up
steveboi76 10 months ago 59
Hahahahahahahaha
Smokinsourd 10 months ago
1:25, don't ever look in the mirror when you're tripping!!!! lol
dannyjizay 10 months ago 6
hahaha "took a nap, woke up, fucked up! looked at the clock it was 2:43" lmao sounds like shrooms to me only that youll wake up trippin twice as hard
yetipoop420 10 months ago
you aint crisp,... but youll still function
elgranto88 10 months ago
dave chapelle never did shrooms ,you cant sleep people dont turn into penises and you cant run for more than a min and a bad trip will keep you from walking
bigboyconour 10 months ago
A BIG PENIS WAS CUTTING MY HAIR LOLOL!
TheFilipinoGSWarrior 11 months ago
it was 2:43 hahahahahahha
Claudestclaire 11 months ago
DAVE YOUR ON DRUGS. THIS IS WHAT DRUGS DO
shitywok69 11 months ago
I love his white guy voice. "Here man. Take this, it's fuckin mushrooms."
seanThree16 11 months ago 2
Never did mushrooms scarred of that shit
shesobreezy 11 months ago
It's true, penises really can't cut hair!
boomboom23 11 months ago
seriously, how do ppl dislike his vids?
D1Champ08 11 months ago
this dude bullshits so much .... lies.
PukesNukes 11 months ago
i looked up at the clock and it was 2:43, god damn
YZProductionz 11 months ago
haha, shrooms are crazy!
ternak001 11 months ago
lol i like the way he says fuckin mushrooms
1CoOllgUy 1 year ago
Was this edited out of his original standup? I don't remember this bit at all... could be the weed though!
nbasile 1 year ago
i can tell this storys not true lol, still funny as fuk
jackrags512 1 year ago
I love dave chappelle but i can tell he has never had mushrooms. try sleeping on shrooms and let me know how that works out for you lol... and you dont hallucinate that bad on them
TheTbrewer77 1 year ago 3
@TheTbrewer77 well he is a comedian. the stories arent always real.
50BurntIncenseSticks 1 year ago
Herb is herb. Shrooms, are just that. Be careful! Don't plan your day out on shrooms if you don't know whatcha doin!
meforgodforall 1 year ago
i cant stop watching this lmao i love me some fungiiii. I have yet to go get haircut on them lmao.
romka4567 1 year ago
that a penissssssssss, can cut hair
amoeboy 1 year ago
Hilarious
artalljr 1 year ago
Took a nap, woke up, fucked up. Thats my usual day
TragicComments 1 year ago 340
@TragicComments So you woke up, and then fucked up, or you woke up fucked up.
Anthotha1da 2 months ago
a penis cant cut hair but you could shove a pair a clippers in a pussy and get your shit hooked up
twistedschism716 1 year ago
He took a nap on mushrooms? the fuck
GreyAutumn 1 year ago
@GreyAutumn hes sayin he tripped all that in his head and came to after he "took a nap"
ReaperAHHH 1 year ago
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guest2424 6 months ago
it was 2:43 i saysss gotttt dayum
porkermcgee 1 year ago
lol "so far, so good" haha
ToledoSolider 1 year ago
there is no way...that a penisssssss. cancuthair.
KayBoovs 1 year ago
whoa...he said 2:42 and it was 2:42 on my clock...whoa
acereneche 1 year ago
@acereneche thats nothing, every day, atleast 6- 10 times a day when i look at the clock, its something eleven. when i wake, its usually 7:11, by the time i crap and shower and all tht shit, its 8:11, and it just continues throughout the whole day. its whack.
david292978 1 year ago
@david292978 thats fucking insane !
acereneche 1 year ago
what is the name of this special?
parraww 1 year ago
lol would you kids shut up and laugh at the video
fornicateyourovarys 1 year ago
YOU AIN'T CRSIP BUT YOULL FUNCITON!
kingcesar007 1 year ago
LOL it was 2:42 i need sober up i never been high this early so i took a shower, i listened to every cd i had, ran around the block 4 times, took a nap, woke up fucked up, i looked at the clock it was 2:43 god damn LOL!!!!! thats so true but
eazyee1 1 year ago
"calm down, dave your on drugs, this what drugs do"
blackkidlovesrock 1 year ago
name of the show?
jacobroodenburg 1 year ago
lol dave getting hair cut is funniest part
ballsz43 1 year ago
"i looked in the mirror at the barbers reflection and it looked like a giant penis was cuttin ma hair" lol can't stop fuckin laughin
wavemaster2fly 1 year ago
whats the name of this stand up special?
dmortang42 1 year ago
@dmortang42 i dont remember, but i do know its from 1997.
bigddagenius 1 year ago
Lol, iv never herd of any one being able to sleep on a mushroom trip
OriginalJosh01 1 year ago
he is sooooooo funny
206robert206 1 year ago
I started crying I was laughing so hard
CliffThe1st 1 year ago
Shrooms are a huuuge mindfuck.
MynameisElliott 1 year ago 3
@MynameisElliott Tell me about it.
MGMT1580 1 year ago
I looked at the clock it was 2:43 I said god daaammnn :p
taijadollyfrancis 1 year ago
Took A Nap, Woke Up, Fucked Up! ahahahhahahahahha
bosniahustlax15 1 year ago
@bosniahustlax15 is it even possible to take a nap while tripppin off shrooms? i wouldnt know
TheSizMan 1 year ago
hahaaha then i looked in the mirror!
infamousunknown1 1 year ago
this is great (':
RadientProductions 1 year ago
you aint crisp. LOL. aint that the truth
ezetreezy 1 year ago
i looked at the clock it was 2:43 i said "GOD DAAYM!" hahaha lol
tiopira5 1 year ago 3
Yeah those shrooms make you loose track of time, Dave told it like it is
sp2r 1 year ago
I looked at the clock, it was 2:43.
LMFAO!
XeroNXS 1 year ago
Ahhh I laughed so hard watching this! so true though what he said,that's what acid does.....he did everything and still was high...funnier than I dunno what! haha
Reeda1414 1 year ago
this was kinda funny but hes obviously exaggerating it to make a good joke. not a good mushroom account is all im saying
leelustig 1 year ago 3
@shiv604 you actually made me laugh more than i did watching this vid
phuphroo 1 year ago
i feel sick but im not really high....Then i looked in the mirror xD
TraGiiKz 1 year ago
im not a chapelle fan but man this shit was funny! I cryed!
horsebumhole 1 year ago
Took a nap, woke up, Fucked up!
Klarification 1 year ago
"Dave calm down..your on drugs" LMAO
ontariobuds 1 year ago 2
gggggaaaaaawwdammmn.... i love fukkn dave fukkn chappelle.....fukkn mushrooms!!!
gacy1000 1 year ago
Man i just fell out my chair laughin and i cant breathe i laughed so ddamn hard. This has got to be one of my favorite jokes.
CigarelloznDrank 1 year ago
wat is this stand up called?
brettxm 1 year ago
@shiv604 LOL this shit had me ROLLIN
SpitHard614 1 year ago
Oh man that would have been so damn funny
YesRabbadisMe 1 year ago
funny as fukk!
bulamaiviti 1 year ago
Shrooms forever!!!
LodoGrdzak 1 year ago
its fuckin mushrooms
guitarszzz 1 year ago
@loud95chevy lmao, to funny
Knuckles1882 1 year ago
I thought he was going to say, "Dave, there is no way a penis can cut hair...or be bigger than your own"
braydenbeautiful 1 year ago
thats the hardest I've laughed in a long time.... I'm in tears
djghostonthewheels 1 year ago 82
LOL take a nap woke up fucked up! XD
NYAssassin 1 year ago 5
dude.. they're fukkin mushrooms lmfao
Vanilapl3sur3sz 1 year ago 4
this is fucking hilarious and so true...
Madara757 2 years ago
hahahaha
yourcouchisbleeding 2 years ago
took a nap, woke up... fucked up
moocow5065 2 years ago 2
a big penis wtf...
Mudvayne531 2 years ago
What special was this? It's hilarious!
mobert92 2 years ago
i never really noticed but dave's voice for white people and for his own brain 1:46 is the same voice...interesting
Cloudy1127 2 years ago 15
!!!!!! that must mean only one thing.....daves a white guy with a dark ass tan
mpd19666 2 years ago 12
1:40
Cloudy1127 2 years ago
I honestly wonder if dave chappelle actually tried shrooms... I've never seen anything like that when I was trippin...
CrookshankCLE 2 years ago
Affects everyone differently man
vivalajon 2 years ago 4
i seen a bunch of shit when i took em i took em at night colors pop out twice as more idk when u took em
RTR9 2 years ago
"I looked at the clock and it said 2:43"
LOL, that's how you KNOW your tripping.
Herakhti 2 years ago 2
that IS FUNNY!!
& the funny thins is. when your doing all that shit when ur on drugs.. that's what makes you "on drugs" is the fact that ur doin all that dumb shit!!
skyblue45678 2 years ago
LMFAO
blazendz 2 years ago
I'd love to take shrooms with Chappelle. That would be an experience!
TheSilvertoad 2 years ago 4
what show is this from ?...i had it on audio but, never saw it...
AlexisTheGreat111 2 years ago 2
They don't call it a mystical experience for nothing :)
LyadinDima 2 years ago
bloody oth
dudemate78 2 years ago
Dang 2;42. i gotta sober up. i have never been this high this early.
lilchino1 2 years ago
tastes like athletes foot. lol
HealingVibrations 2 years ago
hhahahahahahahaha
axelmchugh1 2 years ago
u'll be truppin like a motherfucker ^^ with mushrooms
YeahGotYouNow 2 years ago
one of his all time best.
tragic1Kingdom 2 years ago 3
you aint crisp but ull function lmao
salvadorianroberto 2 years ago 11
he is fukin hilarious.i looked at my watch it was 2:43
voilentsoldier 2 years ago 5
I cant stop laffing!!
tulsa4life 2 years ago
took a nap, woke up, fucked up
jrockpsycho 2 years ago 10
LOL!!!!
mhotcat 2 years ago 3
This is a great video! Super funny!!!
mhotcat 2 years ago
holy hell the sound quality is shitty on this. funny though.
AntiChristAntiFail 2 years ago 8
lol, wow.
MCTranscendent 2 years ago
"You Can Smoke Some Herbs And Function...You Ain't Crisp But You'll Function."
Chaingang9971 2 years ago 10
DAVE calm down, your on drugs
KekoMeneko 2 years ago 3