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  • I LOVE YOU AND YOU ARE THE BEST SINGER IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD PCGOTGAMES WAS HERE

  • He's thirty now and he hasn't changed a bit. Happy Birthday, Chris.

  • lol

    

  • Autistic Master

  • He is what Bob and Barb made him into!

  • I don't like children or babies really,but chris was seriously cute as a little kid. :c

  • Is it wrong that I actually felt bad for CWC after watching this?

  • @TheSenileFeline

    Don't worry, just remember what a fat, lazy, leeching, racist, sexist, prejudice, spiteful, heartless, selfish, self-styled, manipulative, lying, unbelievable bastard he is.

  • I wonder, if this child that Bob and Snorlax raised turned out to be the similarly demented but incredibly attractive N, how differently would things turn out?

  • This is very sad indeed.

  • The sad part is....he was decently cute as a kid....and as he got older, he became a manchild....that isn't so cute....

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  • @ChuongChoSoi Sorry, just wanted to explain it is all but yea, it probably is.

  • @ChuongChoSoi Riiight....I don't know how exacly you came up with that conclusion but I think your blame on toys is wrongly placed, they can make a person spoilt but even spoilt people do grow up and be adults.

    Chris is just Peter Pan, the man who never grew up ether because he's afraid or wants to stay a kid or both.

    Blaming toy's? c'mon, what about grown men flying/driving RC's? toy soldiers and the like?

  • @PurpleStorm8 Maybe because a lot of those grown men also have jobs and are productive members of society instead of leaching off welfare.

  • 0:56 Where you can see, he's starting to be a manchild

  • CWC Life Suck

  • @ChuongChoSoi

    The fact is that America has lost its industry to China and all you other Asian nations. You work cheaper then us and companies found that out. We have nothing to bounce back on like we did back in the Great Depression.

  • @ChuongChoSoi

    /watch?v=VpZtX32sKVE

    Watch and then tell me there aren't thousands of other people with college degrees who can't find jobs. I'm not saying Chris not a lazy pile of crap, but the American education system wouldn't have been able to help him anyway.

    It's not just lazy unemployable manchildren who can't find employment anymore.

  • @ChuongChoSoi

    Schooling would not have helped. From what I understand from the CWCKI, he actually did quite well in school and was even on honor roll. Whatever circumstances resulted in this is not known, but the fact that even someone like HIM can graduate high school in America shows a lot regarding America's educational system.

    There are lots of people who excel in high school and even college who still struggle in establishing successful careers.

  • 0:30 IT BEGINS

  • @ChuongChoSoi One question is. What if he never won that contest?

  • This video's even sadder now that Bob's dead.

  • Oh good God Almighty this is depressing. He once held the spark of potential that all Humans posess. He could have been kindled into a bright flame of a better future but instead the spark guttered and died leaving only darkness behind. I suppose he serves a purpose as a warning to us but still . . . what he has done and what was done to him by Bob and Barb. This is vile desecration of a bright eyed, happy boy with a future ahead of him. He went from innocence to mocking 9/11. Damn what a waste.

  • Chris-chan was once a human being. Now he has become a caricature of one.

  • 0:000:05 Look at him, so much potential ahead of him.

    0:090:50 Sure, he was different, but that's what made him special.

    0:581:09 As eccentric as he was, He still had a bright future ahead of him...

    1:112:25 ...and then his life when straight down the toilet!

  • @EmperorZetta

    No he couldn't have been.

    He's so OBVIOUSLY in need of lifelong mental help that I'm surprised so many people seem to think he's just stubborn and obnoxious.

    Sure he is those thing, but he's also clearly not sane.

    That's just it CWC never had potential. Nor does he have any talents. He was born to fail.

    Some people think he could push carts around, but he couldn't. He'd be in a fight with his supervisor in only two-three days and get the boot, because of his personality.

  • @TheSkunkCat

    So you know me... I say put CWC in a mental institution. He might not want to go there, but that's where he belongs.

    And maybe in the future he could get a caretaker or something... but he's quite clearly nowhere even near functional.

    I mean point in case, he learned NOTHING from the trolling. He still thinks 'naive' means stupid, that you automatically get sex after three dates and all the other nonsense. He didn't even figure that out.

  • @TheSkunkCat but what if he had been raised by someone halfway competent? what if he had gotten proper education where he actually LEARNED how to behave? it might have been different.

  • All he wanted was a place in this world.

    To be someone.

    To have fun, and friends.

    I think maybe it's more than just parents of his that ruined him, but something deeper than that. I believe it's his stupidity, if only he learned to ask what's right, and not assume what's right, he'd be better off in his life.

    At 0:20 I looked at him, and thought "what a precious smile, filled with great joy".

    I feel bad that to think that a smile like that will probably never reach Chris Chan again.

  • 0:38

    That was the start of all of this. May we never forget. If our children win T.V Contests, they will grow up to be Manchilds, like Chris.

    *Gets all Sentimental*

    I suppose Chris COULD have been somebody. But his parents ruined him just as much as he ruined himself.

    *Le tired of being philosophical*

    Troll Troll Troll.

  • what the fuck did we do to him? 

  • @NoLeftThumbs

    I wonder sometimes, y'know? For all we know, he could've actually became a better artist. Instead of telling him on how to improve, we've only mocked him.

    It's a shame. I find it hilarious that we have such a great lulcow, but truly saddening that it's a reality and that he has to face it.

  • @TurkeyTuck even if we did try to give him constructive criticism he wouldn't listen. he's a highly sensitive little faggot & would think we're trying to put him down.

  • @permexOQ

    This is true...

  • @NoLeftThumbs i think the fail started before the trolling...

  • @torakokoneko undoubtedly, but we more than played a part. I sometimes look at him and see the most pathetic ecuse for a man ive ever seen who represents everything wrong with the world, but then I also see a kind of oafish innocence which I think we ruined.

  • @EmperorZetta I blame Barb.

  • Who do you blame when a child with so much potential ... turns out to be one of the biggest embarrassments to mankind? Not their autism; not their bipolarity; not entirely himself, but also his mother and his father.

  • As he now rots in the shell of his being, Chris Chandler, looks back a reminisces of his past. He gazes upon that innocent child in the old photos. That child could have grown up to do great things. Conquer mountains, cure cancers. But it was not to be, as fate would have it. Another soul, lost to the void of cruel destiny, doomed forever to die alone.

  • He could have class. He could have been a contender. He could be a somebody, instead of a louse.

  • 0:27 Wait, so you're saying that I'm gonna be living with my parents when I'm thirty, have no real gal pal, and be fucking retarded when I grow up?

  • lol, kill it with fire!

  • 1:40

    Where is went downhill.

  • So much wasted potential. He could have been a doctor. An astronaut. President of the United States. He could have been an inspiration to us all.

    *A single tear rolls down my cheek*

    D'oh, well.

    *Phones up Chandler household, screaming "JULAAAY!! JULAAAAAY!!!"*

  • @QuicklimeTime i dont know about president but anybody who has an accomplishment in life at least for tht matter

  • 1:03

    And it all goes downhill.

  • you like to act if you were all superior but you're not better than him you're probably even worse than him

  • When I watch this video, it makes me think of that old movie, On The Waterfront:

    "I coulda had class! I coulda been a contender! I coulda been somebody! Instead of a bum, which I am, let's face it."

    Accurate description of Chris-chan.

  • WTF Was that picket sign video from??? Haven't seen it before lol

  • It's hilarious how his fashion hasn't changed since he was 5 yrs old. That's just fucking sad. I mean, who wears the same shit they did as a kid, as an adult? Right down to the fucking diapers, or as Chris calls em "butt garments". Those shirts he's wearing as a kid look identical to what's in his closet now. I wouldn't be surprised if they're the same exact ones, due to the fact that he doesn't bother to bathe or change clothes, and they just stretched out as he got fatter over the yrs.

  • @ZOMGDUDEWTFBBQ His shirts aren't the only thing stuck in his closet ;)

  • @EmperorZetta They don't get to me at all. He was doomed to be a failure. He never grew up. He's still that same little boy, wearing the same ugly shirt, the same diapers and is living in the same room. He's pathetic. Probably the most useless fucking human being walking the earth.

  • he hasn't grown up guys

    he's still a child at heart

    he still has... to grow up... to become someone... right? RIGHT!?!?

  • Chris, I’ve watched you your whole life. I saw you take your first step, your first word, your first kiss. I know you better than you know yourself. There’s no more truth out there than in the world I created for you — the same lies and deceit. But in my world, you have nothing to fear.

  • @TheADPOL What first kiss? What woman would touch that?!

  • When a time machine is eventually built, and when people eventually go back in time to prevent things from happening, we must convince at least one of them to stop this slow death of this fucked up manchild from happening.

  • It's funny you used this track from the Truman show; everyone knows everything about Chris as much as people did Truman

  • Meh. He was always a loser and a colossal faggot- it's just that you can get away with that shit as a kid.

  • Something people don't seem to be taking into consideration is the fact that a big reason for the way Chris turned out is the way his parents dealt with his autism; putting him in clown shirts in order to "label" him so that he'd get special treatment, refusing to get him any counseling, never disciplining him because 'he couldn't help it", and above all, feeding him that Orwellian bullcrap about how everyone's conspiring against him because of his autism.

  • @Funkybob2 That explains why he's an asshole and refuses to learn from mistakes, but it leaves questions about the semen drinking thing and the "love quest."

  • Despite all this, Chris' life still has meaning to it.

    To scare the living hell out of all of us so we or are children don't wind up like him.

  • @EmperorZetta

    I don't think so. He's pretty much what his genes command him to be.

  • R.I.P Christopher Chander

    1982-1994

    This is very sad. *sniffs* I think I need a tissue! *bursts into tears*

  • @SonicTheJackrabbit haha yes, I've always felt like his life "ended" after he won the Sonic contest as a kid.

  • @mst3kanita considering what became of him later in life.... I'd say if his life had ended after he won that contest he'd have left on a high note.

  • This is what happens to all those who "love the blue hedgehog with all their hearts". -___-'' ...tragic... very tragic, now, imagine if he hadn't won that sonic contest.

  • This is the most tragic thing I have ever seen on youtube. That adorably happy, cheeky looking little boy at 0:09 turning into that greasy pathetic idiot manchild waving a stupid banner around at 2:06 . His parents must have loved him so much when he was a kid. I can't begin to imagine how dissapointed they must be.

  • @bobthehoover If it makes you feel any better, they never expected anything out of him since they assume that was the best way to deal with an austistic child instead of getting help or counseling or anything.

  • @WorkSucksMedia I guess that's true- sad but true.

  • The memories... they come flooding back to me, well, like memories.

  • Theres always hope , anyone can still change. Chris just has to want to change.

  • Just imagine: if Sega never existed or at least never made Sonic, he could've been a productive member of society.

  • you fags all bully him i might be the only one that actually likes him.

  • 0.29 If I saw him as a 30 year old doing that, i wouldn't be surprised. That is the extent of Chris0Chan's fail...

  • Just imagine what it would be like to be Chris. Literally no hope at all. His body and reputation have been abused and tarnished to the point where female companionship, nay, human companionship outside of family is practically an impossibility now. The crushing debt gained from his frivolous spending have destroyed any prospect of a stable financial future for him. He is a dead man walking, desperately to convince himself it'll be okay.

    I don't know if anyone deserves that.

  • @Ragedhard I sometimes think Chris Chan is like Ted Bundy or Hitler reincarnated. That's essentially what he did in a past life to deserve this one.

  • @Ragedhard

    And a few million people had their lulz... he was a sacrifice for the greater good.

  • @Ragedhard ¿hitler?

  • The worst part is that Chris is not the only one to blame

  • Such wasted potential.

  • aaah chris you really a special guy.......a very special special SPECIAL!!!!!!.........guy....

  • Even with all that shit Chris has done this makes me feel bad. Damn it,Chris.......God fucking damn it.....

  • The damage has been done, guys.

    Even if he leaves the Internet, he would still be deluded.

    It's quite sad of the fact that Chris could have been a pretty cool guy, albeit a nerd, but a pretty nice guy overall.

    Then his parents, combined with his discovery of the Internet, made it all turn downhill.

    The day he dies, people will remember him as the Anti-role model. Whether or not that's a good thing, is your decision.

  • dammit I wish I could go back in time to stop chris chan from growing into a pathetic manchild.

  • @sailoreris123 Me too.

  • at 0:02 beat it till its dead

  • Alright-- even for Chris, that's just horrible.

  • @sonicfeet no

  • I just feel... ugh.. I actually feel sorry for the poor guy... why.. why did he make himself look like the bad guy.. he could have been an all round nice guy but he throw it all alway... all because of THAT STUPID ASS SONICHU FUCKER!!!.. Sonichu ruined this guy's life...

  • He was such a cute little kid, too. He looked like such a cute, happy kid. He didn't have to be like he is...it's pretty damn sad.

  • if chris chan had never won the sonic competition, he just mabye could have had a better future :'(

  • So sad and so true. As huge of a lolcow as he is, truthfully he has just grown up to be a very ill, misguided man. Nobody has ever expected him or taught him to contribute meaningfully to the world and guess what? he hasn't. And won't.

  • what was his disability?

  • It really is sad. With the right parenting he could have been a cool guy. He ended up how he did because he was raised by TV and Video games.

  • @EmperorZetta He could have been a contender, instead of a bum, which is what he is.

  • Was the man born evil?

  • @xxxOMGSweetxxx I would say, essentially yes.

  • @EmperorZetta hey you know what you're right. the fact is anybody can be anybody. cwc had problems already but his own selfish destiny has pushed him downhill. internet has corrupted his nature, its basically what he lives for now. i believe that in truth if he never went into the internet, he may of been much better off than he is now. therefore he needs to leave for his own good

  • wow, he seemed to look like a regular kid back in the day, now hes a abomination that must be stopped

  • @phoenixan The issue isn't where Chris grew up or where he went to school. It's the fact that, from what I've gathered, his parents apparently didn't handle his disability very well. He probably would never have been 100% "normal" under any circumstance, but with the right upbringing he could have turned out far more functional than he is.

  • poor kid

  • 0:37

    What's he saying? Could someone please transcribe it, or give a link to the source?

  • Na, that baby showed intelligence.

  • in all seriousness, it is quite sad that the guy is like this

  • @revengeguy

    No, it's not, he can get his shit straight, he just hasn't ever put forth an effort to do so.

  • what can we say?

    what can we do?

    what is left?

    the beauty, the potential, the hope, so utterly squandered and cast aside.

    who do we blame? should we even blame at all anymore? should we even care?

    The Greatest shame of all is the waste of so much potential.

    who knows...*Looks skyward with misty eyes*

    all that's left is to troll on, troll on you magnificently wonderful faggots.

  • Dude its like a fucked up Bizarro Forrest Gump...

  • @rogueking122 hahahahah

    no

  • 0:05 is the saddest picture of all... so normal..so much hope...

  • You can only wonder how the fuck this happened when you realize that Bob and Barb's other children went on to be doctors and rather successful people...

  • @EmperorZetta Yeah.......It makes me feel bad. This could have been prevented.

  • He could have fucking been somebody.

    He really could have.

    Barb and Bob are terrible people for letting this boy turn into what is an aberration of humanity - an inward look at what corrupts the spirit and soul of a person in form of his adult self.

    There was so much potential when he was born, but now all that's left is the refuse is a life wasted by his environment and his guardians.

    Desecrated humanity. That's what he is now.

  • That's not to say I don't hate him now. I most certainly do - he's selfish, his ego is astounding and he has terrible ideas on what it is to be a functioning human being.

    It's just that looking at him growing up has made me realize it wasn't all entirely his fault.

  • This is so fucking sad.

    The worst part is imagining what he could've been if his parents hadn't screwed him up so bad...

  • This made me cry.

  • You know what? Chris Chan is a human being. And no matter how many animals he made love to he was somebodies baby once.

  • For one thing, I blame his parents for not raising him right and the schools he went for not providing him an adequate education.

  • Barbara lied about Cole's real father to him.

  • 0:30 The beginning of Sonichu. 0:34 Christopher waving goodbye. 0:39 Chistian replaces Christopher. 1:00 The beginning of CWCville. 1:12 Christian has not grown up. 1:19 Christian rejects non-white groups. 1:23 Construction of the CWCmobile. 1:35 Christian recieves free gifts. 1:42 Christian finishes construction. 1:52 Christian reveals his existence. 2:13 Christopher tries to kill Christian for ruining his future potential.

    Why?

  • Just looking at this video make me realize just how much of a victim he really is. He looked so innocent and full of potential. How could those parents let this happen? I feel kind of bad about this now. If only something can be done for Chris now....

  • Yes full of potential indeed, imagine he could have been someone...more XD

  • Damn,this is depressing.

  • omg...

  • lol wat are those last clips!! with him walkin in the background, holding that sign, and WITH TATTOOS???

  • @ElWeyChingon

    The parts with Chris walking and holding the sign were from when Chris was desperately trying to become famous on the news. The part with the tatoos was a troll posing for a video, likely the real Ian Brandon Anderson.

  • Whenever two parents bring a mentally disabled child into the world, my heart breaks.

    Long after they die, that mother and father will never watch their child make friends, get married, or lead any kind of happy independent life.

    But Chris isn't handicapped.

    He's a selfish manchild.

    And his parents are fucking monsters.

  • It's sad, he seemed like a normal child. He was probably a little slow growing up sure, but a lot of kids are and they manage when they grow up. Hell, my cousin was held back twice in grade school and now he's going to Cornell. Not to shabby for a kid with a slow start.

    Chris just never saw what he was capable of. I doubt it is because of whatever mental disorder he has, but mostly because of his upbringing and acquired mindset. He just never grew up, he was a child then and still is one now.

  • @myez: I myself was a 'sheltered' kid, but despite all the crap my local school district threw at me, I still turned out normal, despite being forced to hang out with SpEd kids, who will probably never be able to lead actual normal lives, ever :-(.

  • You had motivation to turn out normal, though. Chris just wants to stay where he is and his parents don't really seem to care.

  • @JohnnyDart76 that's me as well. differences include me having to transfer out of one school because most of the teachers and students were treating me like shit, getting "kicked out" of another school (when i say "kicked out" what I mean is they have some stupid one year teaching bullshit) but then the third school was the charm as I graduated from there. (cont'd)

  • (cont'd) I now have a volunteer job at a local bookstore, a girlfriend, and a similar monthly tugboat (although alot smaller and I'm not greedy with it and my parents control my money so I don't go out of control with it. which is a good thing.)

  • This is actually depressing. You see the pics of him when he was a kid and just think, 'wow, he was actually a potentially functional human being.' He was actually a pretty normal-looking kid, too.

  • A really fucked up person, though not entirely of his own choice.

  • actually, I think the reverse has happened this time around...

  • RIP Clyde Cash.

  • alas;

  • Thanks Chris' mom for raising a failure just like yourself.

  • Damn, his mom really changed.

  • Sigh, tragic.

  • The most random pick was him and the asian family. Lol looks like he tried to take the kid but was foiled. Silly pedo rape is for prison which you will be going to very soon.

  • you gotta think about how the parents feel, they tried so hard to make him successful, and one day they bought him 1 lilttle sonic game and some poke'mon cards and BOOM.

  • This is depressing, in a way. Almost makes me feel bad about all the shit I talked about him... Almost.

  • Slam attack!

  • I blame his over babying from his mom and his teachers for fucking with his mind. I think he has assburgers not autism cause his not talented really just socially fucked up.

  • its a mix of both, my friend has a pretty big case of aspergers and hes nowhere near as fucked up as chris. shure he misinterperts things that leads him self into injuring 7 year olds for evenge bud he is still not nearly as bad as CWC.

  • Hmmm it has to be and with being alone with his mom must just be making him crazy.

  • Where did it all go so terribly wrong?

  • So much potential. You can see when the fail kicks in at the 1:00 mark

  • a slow progression of de-evolving

  • ;_____;

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