99 Problems- Jay Z, Explicit (lyrics on screen) HD

[pipboy505]

good song 

[qpalzm818]

I got 99 cookies cuz my bitche one. -_-



[bradhadair12]

I got 99 trees but a birch ain't one

[MrSlayerrHD]

If your having border problems i feel bad for you son I got 99 Mexicans Cause they Caught one

HIT ME

[joeybradley98]

The best part of this song is coming onto YouTube and see everyone argue about video games..

I mean FFS LOL. I play MW2 but I'm not a fanboy that comes on here and argues, lool.

[rob10868]

If you havin' ass problems, I feel bad for you son

I've just seen 3 nigga's hanging outa ya mum

HIT ME

[kim22luvsjustinT]

If you havin food problems, i feel bad for you son

I got 99 cookies, cause a bitch ate one.!

[Harryhoodz]

Thank you for the explicit HD

[CenationTroop]

Oh yeah, thats what am talkin about. Some song this is

[3vanhaala]

this guy also typed stupid wrong

[3vanhaala]

he has 99 problems cause he is a nigger

[pirofreak100]

if your having black problems i might help you son i had 100 niggas but i shot 1

[ajbolin17]

i got 99 problems because i just broke up with the other problem

[theninjasfart]

If you having knee problems I feel bad for you son, I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one, HIT ME!

[3vanhaala]

@theninjasfart ha skyrim joke

[SyNySt3rAsAs1n]

i normally dont like rap but this song has an awesome beat with an awesome singer(rapper)

[TheAlem12]

If you having girl problems, I feel bad for you son! - this song never gets old :)

[BmxStar55]

i love bf3 but this would go well with saints row the third

[FRESHCOOLAIDE]

The funny part about this is, that alot of ya'll heard this song for the first time from the Battlefield commercial. Damn shame. Ya'll young dudes is off the hook! Take care of yourselves, and don't put the controller down and go to the mall and get killed over a pair of Jordans that has been in rotation for years. And WILL come out again in years to come.

[Manjencic]

different song at 1080p

[FRESHCOOLAIDE]

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one. (and god knows that's a problem the average Black man does'nt need)

[OfficeOfVideos]

If you havin' adventure problems I feel bad for you son,

But I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one

[th3mexican227]

Are we REALLY having nerdy game fights in this? Come the fuck on guys, drop your balls.

[iceman9460]

if havin adventurin problems i feel bad for u son,

i dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one

[wrobert445]

this guy fucked kimberly kardashian

[jpdempat1]

Everyone on here loves BF3.

[jpdempat1]

@jpdempat1 myself included

[MrGrimreaper214]

@jpdempat1 no? Bf3 sucks ass.

[wtfassasin1]

@MrGrimreaper214 if u havin girl problems dont diss Battlefield, son

or ill shoot 99 arrows and u wont dodge one!!!!!!

FUCK YOU!!!!

[MrGrimreaper214]

@wtfassasin1 You suck. that wasnt funnyl. Go get friends.

[wtfassasin1]

@MrGrimreaper214 lolz stfu u fkin mw3 fanboy. if u dont have anything nice to say then stfu

[MrGrimreaper214]

@wtfassasin1 Why do you try. Your like 9 years old. Talk to me when your balls drop kid and get off the internet before you get hurt and cry to mommy.

[wtfassasin1]

@MrGrimreaper214 how can i b hurt through the internet and my balls are lower then yours

[coolman444100]

@wtfassasin1 If your havin' girl problems just play battlefield son

I played 99 COD but they all the same one.

HIT ME!!!

im supporting you and battle field so don't get pissed at me lol

[wtfassasin1]

@coolman444100 ey i dont get mad =D (unlike grim)

[MrGrimreaper214]

@wtfassasin1 That makes no sense. Don't be mad because you're balls are too small to see when you look down. Little kids like you make me love my life.

[SpockTheCasualGamer]

@MrGrimreaper214

little kids make you love your life? damn son, you scary!

[MrGrimreaper214]

@SpockTheCasualGamer Yea. Make me love the fact that i'm not a retard like them. Or you. But i wouldnt expect someone as dumb as you to understand. Don't worry its not your fault your so dumb. =/

[SpockTheCasualGamer]

@MrGrimreaper214

hahaha you make me laugh. It's pointless to argue intelligence with someone as arrogant as you. Learn some humility, your gonna need it.

[MrGrimreaper214]

@SpockTheCasualGamer Its really not hard to make someone dumb laugh. Just look at yourself. I use some big words and say some mean things and the normal idiot woudln't know what to say back so they just laugh and act like it's funny. Its not funny how dumb you are. Its a problem. My insults arn't meant to hurt your precious feelings but to guild you into accepting how dumb and retarded you really are. Just accept it.

[SpockTheCasualGamer]

@MrGrimreaper214

Your trash talking skills are amazing, bro. A lot of things require intelligence, trash talking isn't one of them.

[MrGrimreaper214]

@SpockTheCasualGamer Yea and you would be better at if if you wouldn't be so mad. Just chillout and you'd be so surprised of how smart you really are. You could probably count to like 5 or something amazing like.

[SpockTheCasualGamer]

@MrGrimreaper214

lol you make me laugh, going onto Battlefield videos saying the game is shit to pick fights with people over the internet? You clearly have nothing better to do with your time.

[MrGrimreaper214]

@SpockTheCasualGamer Nah. It's just funny as shit. Friend comes over so I show him how to piss of bitchy fanboys. We were both impressed of how well it worked.

[SpockTheCasualGamer]

@MrGrimreaper214

How can you be impressed by something as easy as pissing off a fanboy? God damn you're pathetic.

[wtfassasin1]

@MrGrimreaper214 you would know the size of my balls... did u have fun slurpin em last night??? or were u having a 3-way with ur 2 dads...

[jamicannathan]

12 ppl are havein girl problems

[91mlodac]

I am hooked.

[TheFlippy315]

i saw a video called Battlefield 3 99 bugs andits a vid with 99 glitches in BF3 and this song is playing, for obvious reasons.

[a1b26600]

I have acquired 4 score and 19 difficulties

but a wench cannot be counted among them

[lachmeneger]

An angry monkey ey? Like the song though.

[unitedartists56]

grow up guys

[BHOBEAST]

How abooot fuck off about battlefield you no lifes

[DJCDavisDubstep]

What the fuck are YZAPATOS?

[DarkPhoenix732]

@DJCDavisDubstep A brand of shoes.

[JSB260895]

@DarkPhoenix732 zapatos is not a brand of shoes, zapatos is spanhish for shoes

[DarkPhoenix732]

Respond to this video...  I think

[MatizekHD]

First Jay Z song I like to listen

[Shade8780]

Honestly, I have BF3 and play it but Fuck all these people who are coming in commenting about Battlefield. Thumbs up if you have know real hip hop and heard of this song before Battlefield.

[BababooweDubs]

@Shade8780 i thumbs you down for being gay and asking for a thumbs up cause i got 99 problems but a bitch aint one!

[johnnyboyzdougie]

I got 99 bitches and a problem aint one ... i think i beat all of u

[iLaffinGuerilla]

You must be retarded.

[TopsuLoL]

I got 99 problems and my ugly face is one :D

[TheAlloyy]

If you havin' girl problems just play Battlefield, son

I've played 99 CoD's, but they all the same one.

HIT ME!

*slap*

[DJNIGHTMARE3]

@TheAlloyy The girl problems part doesn't make sense

[ilike2motorboattits]

@TheAlloyy He means hit me by hes at a bar and he wants another shot

[coolman444100]

@TheAlloyy if you havin' girl problems quit playin' battlefield son,

then do 99 push-ups and have some real fun

GET LAID!!!

[TheAlloyy]

@coolman444100 You aren't fun.

Go do your push-ups. I've already been laid, bud.

[SasquatchLegend]

@TheAlloyy If you playin' shootin' games you fuckin' stupid son.

I got 99 problems

But my Skyrim ain't one.

HIT ME!

[TheAlloyy]

@SasquatchLegend No.

[CosmicSerpent420]

@TheAlloyy COD ftw

[MrKimi277]

BATTLEFIELD 3

[mgjakupc]

*paprazzi

[markryandenton]

jay-z got 99 problems but infertility ain't one

[telogian]

his lips are huge

[jyang822]

i got 99 bitches and your mom is one

[ShUnUfA181]

you know the type, loud as a motor bike.. but wouldn't burst a grape in a fruit fight <3

[AIR27JEEZY]

8 people have 8 problems and there all bitches

[tomhighton]

learn to spell fool

[19alexandru88]

I got 99 cookies cause a bitch ate one!

[LilAwad2]

@19alexandru88

hahahahahahahahaha nice!

[JohnandZane]

@19alexandru88 lmfao good one

[thedukedubstep]

lyrics are wrong in parts too - "arn't you SHARP as tac" not "smart at tac" :s

[thedukedubstep]

bitch is used in reference to the K9 unit.. google it



[elmerfudd728]

finally a high quality dirty version, this the 1 this



[TheSteenge]

"The Black Album"? Why is this sooooo rop-off from Metallica?

[BTXDubStep]

yoyoyo im a nigger lol jk i fuck sheep

[longtailz18769]

99 Problems but a b!+ch ain't 1#.

=P

[Raneuvfire]

wouldnt bust a grape in a fruit fight? XD LMAO oh these lyrics man

[TurkishStyloW55]

check his lips xD

[Punkyboy07]

@TurkishStyloW55 Melon seed shooters

[incognitofolife]

who ever wrote these lyrics on the video is a window licker! I can see the word "pussy" but not "god damn"........

God damn pussy!

[MrDreLLis]

i got 99 problems and there all bitches

[Charliefarlieness]

Ironic how "Stupid" is spelt wrong...

[JowannaXtc22]

dislike :] the song of Hugo is more beautiful than this xD

[strpistol]

I have 99 cookies cuzz a bitch eat one xD

[20Nastynas]

I got 99 problems and nas is one

[cchunterman1]

7 people have 99 problems and a bitch is one

[JaredSmithBlackOps11]

One of those 99 problems is a dick.

[TheNarramundy]

Okay guys seriously, I posted that comment months ago, please stop replying to it. I wrote grammer to be ironic knowing all along it was actually grammar, please fuck off.

[MRFOIFON]

i got 99 cookies but a bitch ate one

[BFRYKMS2011]

@MRFOIFON get your own joke

[1995bimetalhead]

If you having gold fish problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 pets but a fish ain't one!

[nightterrors100]

I had 99 doughnuts but a bitch ate one.

[eLPaSa0]

why censured? loool

[mikeintexas808]

If a bitch was one, then he'd have one hundred problems.

[Rileyf8]

99 problems and blackjack ain't one, if you having card problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems and blackjack ain't one, HIT MEH

[Markwilson3924]

well if you have 99 problems. who needs a bitch.

[ANTHONYMAX1000]

I LIKE 99 RAPPERS BUT TYGA AINT 1

[ryanhawk36]

y u care about grammer its a fuckin song

[brettdc10]

I got 99 bitches not a problem with one

[magjup123]

I got 99 bags of weed cuz snoop dogg took one....HIT ME!!

[xxSkyxStrifexx]

I got 99 problems and a bitch is number one

[ANTHONYMAX1000]

I HEARD BEYONCE IS PREGNANT...NOW JAY-Z HAS 100 PROBLEMS

[fluzy97]

lmao his face is so epic

[TheBmx453]

If ur havin girl problems suck it up son I got 99 problems and a bitch is all of 'em

[SeventhRepublic]

@TheBmx453

Then I feel bad for you son.

[wantsomecake328]

I have 99 predicaments, yet a woman is not one of them.

[legend1211]

5 people have bitch problems

[polyphemus91]

i got 99 prolems

[Sinsmiddy]

if you listen to lil wayne i feel bad for you son, i got 99 shitty rappers but jay-z aint 1

[maccdruu]

WHY DOES HE SAY IM ILLUMINATI FOR LIFE?????HMMMM

[boxing238]

@maccdruu when did he say that

[moa2607]

@maccdruu CUZ HE CAN

[walker22521]

cool song but the zach you could have spelt the lyrics right man

[MrDomernic]

he now has 100 problems because beyonce became one

[taliban1996]

we rap to this when we bomb

[SixCombat]

@taliban1996 haha im from iraq... -.-

[donny27dsm]

@SixCombat- If you like iraq so much then why don't you go back there.You think it's funny to even talk about bombing people?Keep talking about bombing people and we'll see if someone from our fine Canadian government doesn't wanna ask you a few questions in the near future!

[SixCombat]

@donny27dsm lol wtf? im from iraq i love iraq UR username is taliban and i dont like america i prefer russia

قبلة مؤخرتي

иди в жопу

[donny27dsm]

@SixCombat My username is donny27dsm.

[SixCombat]

@donny27dsm lol i thought ur username was taliban my bad srry...

and i didnt say shit about bombing anyone u stupid canadian

[donny27dsm]

@SixCombat That's o.k everyone makes mistakes.I think i made amistake myself.I thought i was responding to the person with the taliban1996 username.Oh and Canada has one of the best education systems in the world so i'm far from stupid buddy!

[SixCombat]

@donny27dsm lol u guys are the best sniper in the world u have respect from me not much but good enough

[donny27dsm]

@SixCombat Yup,Good enough.

[SixCombat]

@donny27dsm you replied fast? lol

[donny27dsm]

@SixCombat Yup.

[SixCombat]

@donny27dsm lol

[taliban1996]

@SixCombat so when should we bomb im tight wid osama haha

[donny27dsm]

@taliban1996 The only thing you're tight with is your boyfriends cock you little osama loving faggot!

[SixCombat]

@taliban1996 lol naw bra im thinking of bieng osamas best frann and he'll like trust me and we can go hav fun and when hes not lookin or anything ill turn him into the police and get my 20 million dollars

[bedbunnyable]

OMG did u see the Jay Z in purple in yellow? Miley Cryus copied that! That's shit! slap that HOE I say. She's a dirty slut i say. I got 99 problems but that bitch ain't one

[OurGenerationForever]

1:00 - 1:50

[OurGenerationForever]

@OurGenerationForever the best part out all of thiss

[Irock218]

Imagine this an Indian singing This It would be hilarous

[Igi1477]

i got 99 condoms but i wont use 1

[myvagine]

1:34 is awesome

[malena7777mo]

i got a 99 problems but a bitch aint 1 HIT ME! wtf(;

[imahere58]

i got 99 problems but the bitch aint one

[BBGUN989898]

You spelled fucking stupid wrong

[TheNarramundy]

If you're having grammer problems I feel bad for you son, i got 99 problems but spelling ain't one.

[CHOCOLATExDIARRHEA]

@TheNarramundy *Grammar

[LazarJokic]

@TheNarramundy its grammar not grammer lol it seems you have 100 problems

[TheNarramundy]

@LazarJokic lol I know haha.

[Aguywhomakesvids]

@TheNarramundy

Wow. Epic fail, you got two spelling mistakes, a missing comma, and a missing period.

[roflcoptoriown]

@Aguywhomakesvids Actually the first comma he "missed" is optional. Also, a semi-colon would probably be more in place than a period after "son." Either would really work, however. Thanks for trying though.

[Aguywhomakesvids]

@roflcoptoriown

Semi-colon, period. I prefer periods.

In any case, he failed.

[tknoles94]

@TheNarramundy too bad you spelled grammar wrong...

[Daemos360]

@TheNarramundy

I sincerely hope that you were attempting to be ironic.

[TheNarramundy]

@Daemos360 Thank you, finally someone with a brain, yes I was trying to be ironic.

[123theassface]

@TheNarramundy no you are jsut a dumbass stop defending yourself

[TheNarramundy]

@123theassface I laughed a little whilst reading this. :)