Danzigs Groceries

[SarahElkins]

Hey that is really cool. But he really needs better food than frozen pizza and burritos. Home cooking is what he needs :) He needs to be in competition form right. Does he compete anymore? Anyway it looks like he has some good looking women to help him work it off

[chromex21]

i didn't understand the video xD

[pretzel22]

Which one is Tori?

[cbikin1990]

weird.

[Lunhyver]

that's hot!

[GOFUCKYOURSELFORFREE]

fuck yeah!

[holsterboy166]

I want to fuck both of these chicks and cum all in their mouths and stomachs.

[clevohardcore]

corney

[Brandibb]

LOL! Awesome

[phizgp]

eew.

[fuckinstinkfish]

Rutanega!

[MrByaeger]

how did she fit in the frozen pizza display??

[AJtheory]

Danzig says "Yes, I am the forker of these delicious, appetizing snacks"

[IAmKrow]

They make me horny.

[LynsFiend]

do you really bring his food or did you just have a picture of him at the end???

[VoodooPolitico]

Ive heard that Glen Danzig has very tiny feet. Almost delicate feet.

[DCSanchez1980]

You forgot, caaaat....litteeeerrr!

[angeliquehoegee]

Olla,

How cute are these two!!

With love from the Netherlands!

ahoegee@hotmail.com

[MrComingtogetyouable]

Pretty cool if he's actually plowing those two chicks. They're kind of hot.

[mbm13213]

Those sluts make me horny

[dirty30jr]

nice mustache

[cuntsgab]

ps this sucks.

[cuntsgab]

hehe u dont sing quite as well as d.

[squatchism]

RUDABEGA!

[cnsprcytheorstsunite]

Danzig's best gig to date.

[Kapreese1]

Fap, fap, fap...

[thecooltactition81]

oh my god that "shreck 2 on dvd part was mind blowingly sexy" ... i love that girl's look ... italian? curves too :]

[WEENIE666]

i love them!

[CaliforniasChildxD]

lucky guy theyre beautiful

[LXAsx457]

Hot!

[Chindro2828]

Great...you just showed us you eat crappy food.

[JourneyAnyWay]

The only reason I made it to the end of the video was because these girls are hot.

[DizzyBoyDizzy]

I *THINK*.... I'm going to kill myself

[ZombieConverse69]

girl that aint a dozen burritos them are 10

[lilblakkat]

Frennnnch Onion Soup. Weeendy's Chicknnnnn saaandwich and some heeeeattters.

[dudster9867]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM. xD



[MuscleDad420]

dang let me at that 3 liter bottle of MOUNTAIN DEW

[80s90ssports]

ITS FOR SURE THEY HAVE SMELLY TWATS!

[jrod8496]

why the fuck is this showing up on my recommended lists? WTF?

[hotpants69]

Super lame. Proof girls have no accountability to be good at anything, save for being present: Why there are infinitely more talented men as it always has been.

[puuiki]

@hotpants69 just a couple people having fun you lame sexist troll. Plenty of talented women in the world, your just pissy because none of them want anything to do with you.

[hotpants69]

@puuiki I know they're having fun. It's just funny how females are so free- do anything + be praised. It's a handicap that they are showered with praise for nothings- I think that's what struck me the most. I know some girls who are talented certain things, a few women teachers who have inspired me so I'm not saying that females are incapable of doing great things- but that the bar is so low to call what females do "great" that it will tend to make a person not do truly great things.

[TimothyADonaghue]

Hahaha I have to agree. @hotpants69

[PanoplyCabaret]

Okay... your videos are SUPER cute.

[madthrasher86]

Ill bust a nut on these two bitches noses

[zee339]

R--I--C--O--L--A

[zee339]

if elvis and jim morrison had a baby, it would be glen danzig

[HartAHart]

Am I the only person who has the "And I'm a Mormon" vid at the top right? With nuthin but Danzig below it? I about pissed myself laughing

[toyinbabeland]

YAAAAMMMMMMSSSS!!!!



[bosszeroboss]

Both of their boxes smell like sardines.

Trust me.

I know.

[TheDarklordshop]

Hey Tori! Its Metal Mike, like the vid hahaha

[TryTheRedPill]

How tall is he...anyone know?

[TryTheRedPill]

@cybersphere No I don't think its right to claim his size as the reason he's angry. I've seen guys between 5'3 and 5'6 who seemed happier than pigs in slop. And I'v encountered guys who were 6 ft plus with attitudes that make Danzig seem timid.

[NotNamedJones]

@cybersphere huh. I wonder how you account for all the angry tall people.

[supermegadeesnider]

@cybersphere Bahhh another idiot talking about Danzig's height get the fuck out of here!! but it doesn't matter because you don't have his talent.

[angeliquehoegee]

@supermegadeesnider

Amen to that, and what HE misses in height

HE makes up for in a size that does matter!!

ahoegee@hotmail.com

[tegan71969]

@cybersphere Right, because every "short" person is angry at the world. That's just a stupid comment. Besides, who cares about his height, he's a bad-ass and a great musician!

[cybersphere]

@tegan71969 I agree with you and I respect the man. Comment deleted.

[tegan71969]

@cybersphere I respect you as a person who can admit when they are wrong and make a change in their opinion.

[Gugeno]

I work at a grocery store, and if I saw you fools doing this sh*t I'd have to come up and laugh at you. Then ask for one of your numbers ;)

[horrorpunkmachine]

uhh que bueno tienen fotos con Danzig!!!!!

yo quisiera sacarme una foto pero seguro me manda a la mierda :(

ademas estoy bastante lejos D:

[LordSeverian]

They have nice singing voices...rock on ladies!

[generalzod4life]

Danzig would have these two cuties for breakfast... haha

[ZombieConverse69]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[pcm61774]

I'd do the Bettie Page chick.

[Tla2Cuache]

NO FUCKEABLE BITCHES

[MusicTeacherGuy]

Bettie Page haircut is awesome.

[burn435353]

yo those bitches are pretty dope, danzig is like 70, still pimpin, im sure if anyone on here talking shit got knocked out like he did and that shit went viral they wouldnt be pulling threesomes with hoes like these, respect!

[madhatter7000]

This is the DUMBEST thing I have ever seen

[Prettynprickish]

@madhatter7000 thanks me too sorry girls your pretty and all but this is really retarded . Not to be a hater or anything but .. eh . You both are very attractive girls though.

[MultipleScrotum]

@Prettynprickish This is actually pretty funny you humourless ass.

[Prettynprickish]

@MultipleScrotum The girls are beautiful but being entitled to my opinion the video is not . I got a sense of humor how many scrotums you claim to be having there tuff guy?

[Wednesday1411319]

This is too funny, i'm laughing so hard I have tears running down my face

[matt47forTED]

bang tank already

[putdownan8dude]

sse

[LadyBritannica]

@CandySkullRose How fun! xD Great singing...what's the song playing at the end?

[CaliforniaCarpenter7]

Punk is dead.

Hot sluts live on.

Dear whores, please start dressing like females, and you may cook my dinner for me.

[TryTheRedPill]

Holy shit!!

I just googled Danzig's bio and it turns out he's only 5'3!

I always thought he seemed kind of short but I didn't know he was that short. I'm not knocking him, I'm only 5'6 myself. Is he really training for MMA....anyone??

[Theportcontrol7]

I'd totally bang the one with the chick mullet a.k.a. Betty Page.

[Indica0024]

lmfao

[1freestar1]

cute and sexy girls... very funny,too...:)

[darthnefas]

Please tell me Danzig has seen this.

[bmw76308]

Big deal .. you got a GF that heats up microwave crap & swallows .. Whoopy !

[johnmon]

Stupid girls dont know Glen Danzig is a douche bag pussy,

[HeartMotel]

My life is complete...

[69Curtdog]

Is this the real hungry end ??? lmfao

[dynamitedigums]

farm animals

[Steelershaterforlife]

trek 2 on d "veh" d haha. An shes smokin hot too

[angeliquehoegee]

Olla, how cute are these two!

Liefs Liek

[JLOZANO2]

that was actually pretty funny . i love chicks with a sense of humor . and to the fellas stop calling chicks !!whores !!

[ILuv2troll]

3 liter bottle of mountain Doooahw! lol Classic.

[Otto90s]

uahauah danzig scopatele!!

[oscardriver]

I'd take both home, thanks!

[Cuetlachtlixochitl]

I LOVE WHORES

[painfullinstrumental]

LOVE IT - rocks my socks off ... just sayin ! :P keep on doing what your doing

[thelakersforlife]

The one with the dvd is so freakin hot

[666hatemail]

Ican't get this fuckin thing out of my head...all day fuckin 3 lt bottle of mountain dooa.

[jurepure]

they RIDE !

[fvkizzydoinheuh]

DANZIG!

[iselliot]

Ladies, you can sing my grocery list any time. Meow!!

[americanheritage1660]

you bitches are fine. You look like you would hang out with scumfucks like me.

[yourgrave1]

nice ... you rock .lol

[wintersgrace]

Wheres the freakin rutabeggahs?

[mononie]

Rice cakes are evil!

[TheSchwieterman666]

they're cute but this sucks!!!

[MrAjlugo]

that was actually pretty funny

[blackabby666]

idiots

[Hunkola]

Whats the deal --- all I see are two worn-out whores?

[txteabagger]

wold



[c197373]

You suck balls.



[katrassixte9]

DAMN those chicks are hot

[HonRevPTB]

That was funny as hell ladies!!!!!!! Cheers!!!

[josuevirviescas]

jajajajajajajajajaja.... exelent perfomance you two are very nice and very funny, I laughed for a moment. disfrute mucho las dos, son muy lindas y chistosas

[p4horror]

Even hot chicks can't get away with something this lame and stupid. Leave the funnies to someone that is funny, like the real Danzig grocery shopping list impersonator.

[floorboardvoodoo]

what is the song at the end?

[om1assk]

@floorboardvoodoo Heart of the Devil by Danzig

[angeliquehoegee]

They deserve there own record label!

[victorwirth87]

"Yam!!!!" I pissed my pants laughing out loud

[b666ish]

These girls are gorgeous forever.

[RockinSammy95]

by the time im old enough to be a danzig girl, glenn will already be retired :( fml.

[victorwirth87]

Danzig you lucky bastard

[psychojoanes]

come to getcha, groupies!

[fraterlucifer888]

danzig says YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHGGHH!!!!

[ToothTwister77]

Why are they getting Mr. Danzig burritos anway? He's obviously a 'sausage' man.

[undergroundamericana]

they forget the windex and sandwich stuff...

[anarchyscoming]

I fell in love

[justinchrist762]

If they weren't hot I'd flame them to a crisp for this lame ass video.

Danzig shopping list = Very Funny.

2 hot chicks re-enacting the Danzig shopping list in a grocery store = Fucking lame.

[Prico2004]

omg i love the whole goth/pin up girl look! too bad i dont attract those girls Lol :(

[erectionaffection]

woah danza hotties

[Wraithriel]

You've quite clearly only got 10 burritos there, not the full dozen Danzig requested.

[Kevdogg3160]

NOT just stupid and I dont say it cuz Im a woman cuz Ive dated women,fuck this.I can actually SING Danzig songs and even covered some and yea your just dumb.

[Scottgant]

Id like to see her box of sardines!!

[WHITEAZN123]

@Scottgant: hahaha

[TheSkuLLcomedyShow]

Raspberry Altoids...Preperation H for my Hem-er-roids. La la la :D

[Doctorfreek]

damn you girls are short! Danzig is a midget

[TheStaticage01]

0:39 Yams is fucking funny!

[xDEMONIZEDx]

I'm straight, die-hard Danzig fan, and have a wonderful sense of humor. This is just not funny.

[darthmaxrat88]

sexy sluts. probly got raped and sacrificed for the great dark one. gonna take your daughter out tonite

[WHITEAZN123]

@darthmaxrat88: hahaha

[jaskins75]

Anyone of you that does not like this fine fine video is 1) gay, 2) not a Danzig fan...might I even say a hater, and 3) has absolutely no fuckin sense of humor. Why click on a video of a remake of a funny ode to Danzig spoof, and fuckin criticize it? And yes, they are slutty looking hot chicks...do they need to be smart too? They Danzig.

[aquilonian]

these retards should not have the ability to speak. They look good though.

[lespaul462]

not to sound like Beavis, but these chicks are hot.

[TheStaticage01]

@lespaul462 UUUUUGH-YEA-I like ugghh agree and stuff huh huh huh theyre hot....BOIIING

[xDEMONIZEDx]

They are not too classy for anything. I would wager these girls are amature porn stars.

[D3cyf34r]

@xDEMONIZEDx No, They're "Groupie Whores". What's the difference you ask? Well, you don't get a paycheck to be a "Groupie Whore", just a case of the Herp...

[VoodooPolitico]

@D3cyf34r Dude, come on...you dont actually think that Glen Danzig likes girls do you?

[WHITEAZN123]

@xDEMONIZEDx: hahaha

[AerikVon]

So hot, so stupid.

[jcp1977]

WAS THAT ONE OF HIS MANY WIVES IN THE VIDEO?

[IVomitOnYourGod]

They looks like shemales but I appreciate the parody.

[WHITEAZN123]

@IVomitOnYourGod: hahhaa

[JahaysusKahrist]

Yes, you're both totally hawt, but I'm more in love with the fact you Yelled out "YAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMSSSSS" in a grocery store.

I bet you made the old man the next aisle over shit purple twinkies

[scobe889]

stupid shit

[S1N15T3R]

YAAAAAAMS!!! Fuckin' funny shit. I totally imagine Danzig in line at the checkout. When it's his turn to pay he grabs them and points at the cashier like the metal-Elvis that he is and howls out YAAAAAAAMS!!! (starts head-banging afterwards with satan-horns fingers)

[thundercrow77]

is one of you gals Sasha Grey?

[Carlinagressor]

danzig sucks cock

[Tyrantax]

What's the Danzig song at the end called?

[Kkandori88]

@Tyrantax Heart of the Devil, my fave.

[Tyrantax]

@Kkandori88 Dude thanks :D

[Kkandori88]

@Tyrantax Np :)

[LAWDOGG61]

Did DANZIG get aface lift..OR IS HIS FACE STILL PUFFY FROM IT GET HIT!!! LOL

[MrSlayer77]

@LAWDOGG61  amen

[zacatetas]

post ur tits