tehTrunk Tottenham's Top ITK - Episode Nine: Newcastlol

[yesterdaysdreamer]

toontoonbarmy must be eating his words now, hah.

[ParkLaneTottenham1]

Why were the tower blocks in Liverpool?

[dbar1086]

Nobody else gonna mention that tat video isn't even funny??

[digireedoo]

@dbar1086 no....because it's bloody hilarious

[dbar1086]

@digireedoo i wish i was as easily amused as you are.

[digireedoo]

@dbar1086 wish you had a sense of humour. Lighten up!

[toontoonbarmy]

ur a bristolian end of...im aseason ticket holder still and have always supported my local team...theres no pork at the lane

[digireedoo]

@toontoonbarmy all the pork is in the pies you lot eat

[toontoonbarmy]

@digireedoo uve got a bristol accent and u supprt a jewish cockney team....mug

[digireedoo]

@toontoonbarmy Some of us are from London, where a parmo hasn't been invented. Learn to take a joke or piss off back to your 'Wor Jackie' magazone

[toontoonbarmy]

@digireedoo its actually more shearer/gazza/keegan than milburn these days...get it right bristolian yid

[digireedoo]

@toontoonbarmy Where are you getting this Bristol idea from you 'tard?

[32wallace]

@toontoonbarmy

HA Newcastle are a sack of shit

[YidVids1]

Cant believe how much grief you have got from geordies for this video! Top class fella, hurry up and make another one!

[araregoodguy]

Mike Ashley is an idiot as is Dennis Wise, they got us relegated Hughtons not bad though

[tomw362]

lmao, this is brilliant 5*!!

And i'm a nufc fan, and find it hilarious

[FulhamFan2]

QUALITYYYYYYYYYYYY... HAHA

[Deano1736]

Ledley's going to Wembley....the Modric and Corluka thing made me laugh so hard

[danboy157777777]

@Shaalth your an absolute melt if you dont find these funny HAHA

[Deano1736]

quallllllllliiiii''''y'yyyyy

[MarshalToy]

IS OREET MAN IS ALAN SHEERA

[davo614]

LMAO!

[Mr720p]

That is fantastic. :D

Yido! Yido! Yido!

[jaimesy27]

Great comeback, well missed! Pie and mAshley, very clever!!

[luvmuse666]

LEDLEY LMFAO

[jenssalumae2]

Love these tehTrunk, keep doing them! Could we have one on Rovers? They sorta get a mention in Episode 1

[holed001]

Brilliant; great to have you back tehTrunk! Ledley's going to Wembley his knee is filled with fluid was a particular highlight!

[JamieDab1994]

I love these so much, and I'm a United fan! Btw, what does ITK mean?

[jageiosjgaeiojg]

@JamieDab1994

in the know

people on football forums often call themselves 'ITK' when they share gossip about future transfer deals and stuff like that, usually because their mate's sister's boyfriend's mate's dad works in the club shop kinda thing.

most of them are full of shit; as a west brom fan most of our 'ITK' posters have been promising us we'll be signing eidur gudjohnsen for the last few seasons -_-

[Deano1736]

@JamieDab1994 in the know, its used widely but especially was used in its early days by spurs fans who linked us with every player known to man through their 'sources'

[esnBHA]

"What a man. A complete imbecile, but a man none the less"

[jack49994]

thank you

[DubaiSpur]

thfc1984, if you don't like it, mate, bugger off. Don't spoil it for the rest of us.

[PokerFish2006]

Real funny shit MRTrunk - redknapp as a rapper had me in stitches especially!!!! Keep it up = D

[syaoranoni54326]

lol

[BasildonExtremist]

look at all the newcastle fans get all sensitive. it's a joke you jumped up twats.

[Cuffa9]

What a bag of crap, was it meant to be funny or what?

[drchungi]

Nufc fan here

I find these videos hilarious but yiddo2003,

"when was the last time the toon won a trophy"

A couple of weeks ago!!! You should watch who you call a muppet ;)

[Mario1973Koureas]

Class as usual, I can't believe the Geordies have taken offence to it... but I guess that sometimes these vids are pretty close to the truth... Thats what makes them so funny... missed these loads and waiting for the next one already. Boys from the North, calm yourselves and watch some of the older episodes... you might get it then.

[yiddo2003]

Kicka11 you muppet... when was the last time 'Da Toon' won a trophy? In the days of horse and carts, that's when. As for having more supporters.. in Newcastle maybe, anywhere else you're having a laugh. Never seen a black & white shirt on the streets. You even needed a Spurs legend to get you out of the Championship you tool.

[jenssalumae2]

LOOOOOVE ITTTTTT! LOL at Mike Ashley

[mpempee]

im a newcastle fan and i find this hilarious, all the geordies that find this offence need to chill out xD and to all the tottenham fans who r dissing us we get higher attendencies against swansea and scunthorpe than u do against man utd and chelsea

[ashingtoon]

Ha! Funny! It would have been a lot more realistic if you had the Spurs players in blue & white stripey pyjamas and a couple of gas bottles to the side of them though. The twat who did this must never go out! It is slightly funny though!

[kicka11]

How many fans do you have? Hmm - far fewer than us. 'The Lane' is an absolute disgrace. You're an absolute joke...can't imagine what it's like being in the shadow of your main rivals pretty much every season for decade after decade.

[tehTrunkTV]

@kicka11 Mate, you've just spent a season in the Championship, we just finished fourth in the Premiership - be careful who you call a joke

It's just a bit of banter, calm yourself, take a joke

[AucklandMag]

@tehTrunkTV

Aye but we'll still beat you as usual. lol

[RocknRollRules3]

@tehTrunkTV Hey, we're noto all like that! I'm a NUFC fan and he's just a bit of a mong.

[shaaaba1]

@kicka11 sure you can imagine that! You just spent a year like that, and will probably spend a good few more to come that way!

*cough* No new capital outlay *cough*

[THFCCRAIG93]

@kicka11

HA HA! We ay well be smaller than Arsenal but your smaller than us! Hence the reason we are egtting a ground thats bigger than St James Park, Hence the reason that since you last won a trophy we have won how many... how many... NINE!

Lets compare clubs:

Newcastle: 4 leagues, 6 FA Cups, 1 UEFA Cup

Tottenham: 2 Leagues, 8 FA Cups, 4 League Cups, 2 UEFA Cups, One European cup winners cup.

Your a deluded bunch of twats who abandoned their club 08/09 and the 09/10 season. SHIT support.

[kicka11]

@THFCCRAIG93

In actual fact bonny lad we had an average attendance of 43,388 in 2009/2010; this compares to your 35794.

We had a higher attendance for Blackpool than you did against Arsenal.

But please do get back in touch if you want to be corrected about anything. Like the fact that we won the Inter city fairs cup (as did Spurs), not the UEFA cup.

Be careful thy your teacher doesn't spot you emailing though. You're in the remedial class to catch up, not insult people you've never met.

[kicka11]

@ChapersCamera

Sorry I don't speak mockney moron so I have no idea what a 'biatch' is. I presume it is a sexually aggressive and derogatory term used by virgins to describe women but that's just a hunch.

In response to the decipherable aspect of your comment: I was told that Spurs had 'better fans' than NUFC. Any football fan knows that is a tedious and facile argument but I just pointed out that Spurs' attendance is incredibly low.

[THFCCRAIG93]

@kicka11 UEFA Cup = Inter City Fairs Cup.

Yes our average attendance is lower because we have a smaller ground... however, what does prove our support is despite having a small capacity for so many years now we STILL have the third highest all time English attendance whilst you are sixth. Doesn't that say much? And doesn't it also say alot that your attendances droped when you went down?

You need to learn to take a joke like Newcastle for what its worth. A good laugh.

[THFCCRAIG93]

@kicka11 BTW to correct you Spurs did win the UEFA cup. First ever winners of it.

[jtaylor7021]

@kicka11 are you stupid? you have more fans!?? how much is Newcastle's turnover compared to Spurs. Do some research before you comment 

[DonMaT7]

the once mighty Newcastle

they're shite now! and will get relegated again!

[gonzoyid]

Calm down geordie boy,you of all fans should have a sense of humour,good luck next season with clipboard in charge and thanks in advance for the 6 points. If you don`t like these fine tehTrunk videos then don`t watch them,like the man says it`s banter. One last thing can you and your cousins keep your shirts on next season,those big geordie bellys lack the required class to grace the lane.

[thfc1984]

These videos are so painfully unfunny!

PLEASE stop posting them!!!

[tehTrunkTV]

@thfc1984 :D

[ExodusX13]

@thfc1984

I guess you have to have a few beers to find it funny, I found it strangely amusing, it got no lulz though.

[chaz4757]

@thfc1984 theese are the best vids ever n i suppot arsenal so shut up n go play in the road

[thfc1984]

@chaz4757

Come back and insult me when you can spell you little retard!

[chaz4757]

@thfc1984 dont tell me that im a retard ur mum tought me how to spell like that the only words she could spell is S-E-X

[davebowerman77]

Back where we belong at last

[rosickytjeckien]

Loved the croatia aurition with Modric's and Corluka's song^^

[chaz4757]

hahahaha its alrite its si alan shearer n cocratulations on the sponser top dog u deserve it 120%

[toontoonbarmy]

id be suprised if spurs do get passed the qualifiers in the cl,harry will put ur club in a whole lot of trouble just like he did with all his other clubs....pompey,southampton,we­st ham...ur nxt...all i can say is newcastle 7 spurs 1...and we have beaten spurs more times thn any other team in the epl fact and in the last10 years u have beaten us 6 times and we've beaten u 13 times in epl

[tehTrunkTV]

@toontoonbarmy Chill out son, it's just a little banter...calm blud ocean calm blue ocean

[rlee118]

@toontoonbarmy who cares about the past......we're in the cl so ave ittt.......lookin forward to 6 points against ya nxt season

[DonMaT7]

@toontoonbarmy newcastle are shite, and u know that. I hope u get re-relegated!

[ivangrozny27]

@toontoonbarmy nah mate. you see Spurs are a properly run club. Low debts, strict wage structure & the chairman needs to give the final ok for transfers. Pompey, WH & Saints have all been terribly run and ended up with massive spending & unsustainable debts. You cant blame a manager for spending big money. its up to the chairman & the board to call the shots financially.

[SpursBlog]

@toontoonbarmy

Yea, the Championship is great isn't it......... behave

[THFCCRAIG93]

@toontoonbarmy

Portsmouth wasn't Harrys fault. He doesn't choose the playeers wages or how much money he gets to spend on transfers. Its Peter Storie who done that.

West Ham got in trouble 6 years after he left.... Southampton got in trouble a few years after he left too.

Learn to take a joke or else you become part of the joke.

[UpTheExProductions]

@toontoonbarmy yeah but we didn't get relegated and were in the top four and we have a decent team and also you think your going to beat us 7-1 your more delusional than i though

[toontoonbarmy]

@UpTheExProductions no u retard we beat u 7-1 in the past we've also beat your more times overall and are a bigger and better club

[UpTheExProductions]

@toontoonbarmy yeah keep believing that all the way untill your in the champions league COYS

[toontoonbarmy]

@UpTheExProductions ha well since we have qualified for the champions league 4 times in past 15 years compared to ur 1 time i think u should check ya facts out....uve never came close to winning the title were we have almost won it 3 times...2 times runners up and finished a close 3rd....we r a bigger club always have been always will be...better and more loyal support...jewish spud

[UpTheExProductions]

@toontoonbarmy yeah i bet judging from your grammar it seems as if your a young boy who's probably seen Newcastle once in a friendly you ever been to st James park?

[toontoonbarmy]

@UpTheExProductions u 4 real kid im a season ticket holder in the leazes end u spud....and travel to over 50%of away games...because is had to get hold of away tickets as they sell out fast...look at u judging me grammar since u have know proper come back to my comment cos im right and u know it....hwtl...nufc lyf

[UpTheExProductions]

@toontoonbarmy calling me a kid you can hardly spell you mug! and its easy to say your a season ticket holder guaranteed your an armchair mug! Modric ran the game from start to finish at the lane and we should have robbed you lot the other week we got 4 points out of you this year where as you got 1. COYS

[toontoonbarmy]

@UpTheExProductions kid i spelt nowt wrong like...u got lucky at out place scored in last 2mins so idc we shoulda killed the game off when we were 1-0 up but we didnt....at the end of the day weve beaten u more times overall and we have qualified for europe more times came runners up 2 times 3rd 2 times and 4th....so end of tbh...we always finish above our rivals in the prem look at u wen was the last time u finished up ur derby rival lmao never.

[UpTheExProductions]

@toontoonbarmy you make no sense you are a little kid with no footballing knowledge what so ever go make so more 'cod' videos you silly little mug. YIDS

[toontoonbarmy]

@UpTheExProductions no football knowledge...dont make me laugh kid....i live,sleep,breath football...im from the northeast...we are known for being a footballing city...u must be retarded to think people from newcastle know nothing about football...u support tottenham y cos u probly sow them play once when u were like 6...jew

[UpTheExProductions]

@toontoonbarmy no, i said you have no footballing knowledge not the whole north east.. and ive only missed two home games this season went to Millan went to Germany for Werder Bremen game so nope not been once when i was 6 good luck this season trying to stay up as we try again for champions league

[toontoonbarmy]

@UpTheExProductions wtf u are retarded...ur from bristol and u dont even support ur local team...just shows how much u care for football when u support a club thats like 150miles away from ur home...wot happens if spurs drop below bristol in the leagues in the future will u support another team?...ur pathetic, trying to win an arguement against me when all ur come backs r shit....theres no bacon at white hart lane....we'll be running around the tottenham with our willys hanging out...jew spud

[toontoonbarmy]

@UpTheExProductions gl trying to come back with a comment to that cos uve just been shitted on spud so if i was u i would give it rest cos ur boring shit comebacks r terrible and not even close to being true or a fact so good night and take a bow son

[UpTheExProductions]

@toontoonbarmy coming from you, you haven't even responded son you came on this video giving it all that talking about spurs when your just a little mug who records him self playing on his xbox grow up and you might wanna get down the lane soon see some real football coys

[toontoonbarmy]

@UpTheExProductions shit commeback those vids are old from when i used to play gb and uploaded proof ect...we art talking about that are we? were talking about nufc/thfc...u dont support ur local team, so shows how much u no/like football....theres no bacon at white hart lane remeber that jew spud....

[UpTheExProductions]

@toontoonbarmy none of these comebacks make sense your boring son all the old unfunny jew jokes coming out as if all of are fans are even jewish, and i lived in enfield for 14 years and have been season ticket holder for 12 years where i have seen my team turn from an average middle table team, to top four contenders unfortunately for you newcastle are doing the opposite.

[YidVids1]

@toontoonbarmy Newcastle fan talking about history? You aint won anything since 55??

[RocknRollRules3]

@UpTheExProductions very ironic. "judging on your grammar". "your a young boy" is "you're a young boy"

[digireedoo]

@toontoonbarmy Not looking so good for your half arsed comment now, is it?

[toontoonbarmy]

@digireedoo i dont no wot u mean my comment looks fine to me and u got very lucky today jew/spud

[liamlemur]

@toontoonbarmy well this prediction of us not getting past the qualifiers looks pretty fucking stupid now doesn't it. Just goes to show the IQ of the average newcastle fan.

[toontoonbarmy]

@liamlemur how does that show the iq of a newcastle fan it just shows i got my prediction wrong....doesnt matter anyway cos u got spanked in the quaters against real madrid...and look how shit ur already doing this season u probly wont make the europa

[liamlemur]

@toontoonbarmy doing shit this season... do you even watch football? we lost to the two best teams in the league and just did liverpool up the bum. I will bet you everything i own that we will qualify for europa at worst.

[toontoonbarmy]

@liamlemur...uve conceded 8 goals in 4 games...your out of the carling cup...bales turned to shit i wouldnt pay 5million for him now and last season papers were quoting 50mil ha wot a joke....u managed to scrape a goaless draw against some shit greek team and harry looks like hes not gonna start many first teamers in that competion so you wont get far in the europa this season...and as for gthe fa cup thats 1 of the mancs this season so yes u r going to have a shit season.

[toontoonbarmy]

@liamlemur uve conceded 8 goals in 4 games...your out of the carling cup...bales turned to shit i wouldnt pay 5million for him now and last season papers were quoting 50mil ha wot a joke....u managed to scrape a goaless draw against some shit greek team and harry looks like hes not gonna start many first teamers in that competion so you wont get far in the europa this season...and as for gthe fa cup thats 1 of the mancs this season so yes u r going to have a shit season.

[toontoonbarmy]

@liamlemur uve conceded 8 goals in 4 games...your out of the carling cup...bales turned to shit i wouldnt pay 5million for him now and last season papers were quoting 50mil ha wot a joke....u managed to scrape a goaless draw against some shit greek team and harry looks like hes not gonna start many first teamers in that competion so you wont get far in the europa this season...and as for gthe fa cup thats 1 of the mancs this season so yes u r going to have a shit season.

[OriginalYTName]

@toontoonbarmy

Not sure if you're being serious.

Bale turned to shit?

Let's look at his last 2 games: Got Skrtel and a Wigan player sent off because they couldn't keep up with him. Also scored and got an assist.

Also, I can GUARANTEE you we finish EASILY above you this season, don't get excited because you're 4th, it wont last.

We're 3 points behind you WITH a game in hand, we've already played City, United and 'Pool as well.

What hard teams have you played? Arsenal lol?

Pipe down.

[toontoonbarmy]

@OriginalYTName m8 bales average and well overated joey bartons a better winger than he is and u could of had him on a free transfer, ur team is gonna go into turmoil in january window as soon as modric leaves cos he clearly wants out,more will follow i.e bale,van de vart,lennon...weve played a derby which is as hard as playing any top 4 team as its unpredictable,arsenal,villa so not an easy start + were in 4th round of carling and thats without ben arfa or santon...u will lose on sat to gunners

[OriginalYTName]

@toontoonbarmy

Lool, Barton is a better winger than Bale.

I stopped reading there, if the rest of what you wrote is even half as much shite as that it might kill me.

[judgo12]

@toontoonbarmy does your opinion still stand now? i think not.

[feldman61]

Not that, you racist :)

[THFCCRAIG93]

YIDO! YIDO! YIDO! YIDO!

Great video! Loved it. Especially the auditions for the FA cup song!

[floatinether]

"You're spoiling the moment... not that you racist!", I'm Welsh and that's funny! :D

Lovin' the songs at the end!

[trustyification]

i doff my cap to you, another brilliant episode

[cfuters]

As a Newcastle fan, I must that say that was.... HILARIOUS

As much as I hate people taking the piss out of Newcastle United, I can see you have a good sense of humour and by also making fun of your own club, it is all in good faith

The Joey Barton/Andy Carroll/Gazza Sketch is pure genious, followed by the Mike Ashley "Only Fools and Horses" gag which me actually LOL.

Much respect and congratulations on the CL finish

[Benfee2000]

@cfuters bet your not a newcaslol supporter

[tomspendiff]

fnk god :) its bin 2 long .. love the lennon n redknapp song :)

[shakermaker74]

complete, total and utter genius!!!!!

[jackboyh]

Back with a bang trunky

[EternityInValhalla]

Lmfao!

[JoeScaramanga]

Hahahaha!

I'd actually forgotten that Joey barton still existed!

[APOTH1021]

Those auditions were great lol. xD

[murraydan7]

haha love MC Harry & Lennon's Rapp! lol Quality vid m8, keep em comin!

[Rizl4uk]

dont give up your day job

[ivangrozny27]

yeh you did take your time but 'twas well worth the wait.....

"no wundah he's in the facking reserves"

[themanzer]

oh was that danny rose sound clip neccesary :(

[harry226]

hahahaha that Modric song had me laughing so much!

[Duality1]

Toon Fan here, ahh this is quality hahahahaha xD

[TH1508]

AHAHAHAHAHA THIS ONE IS BRILLIANT, well they all are but I've just been reminded of your brilliance :D

Every moment was exceptional

Dawson & Cudi, Ashley, Carroll & Joey, Alan Shearer, then the songs just topped it off haha

Superb!

[DurhamboyzTV]

love it this SAFC TILL I DIE

[magoolio]

Great stuff mate! Loving the 'arry rap!

[rugbyreporter]

Surreal :-)

[spennybig]

Damn almost as slow as huddlestone on that one

[andywilkes]

Jubbly....

[thegloriousgame]

Glad to have you back Trunky boy!

Back on form with this one - hilarious

[spennybig]

Awesome FIRST