Paper bag identity crisis

[Cherryblossomgirl131]

Sweets off of Bones. I would love to be him..... 

[TheKihkih1]

ketty perry sunnij else pepper bag o waitt i c a fariy

[MeetHolly]

i would like to be a character on victorious!

[MeetHolly]

ur socks look like christmas!

[21Boredness]

I think I could be a Dancer.

[mimeluvpie]

i could be lik maybe a....... anoying orange lol cuz im..you know, annoying

[LORDESSALOVE]

I would want to be like Merideth on Greta anatomy so I could help people and have a thriving social life.. Yep.

[yogapantz12]

god you soooo cute

and funny not in a wierd way

[girlygirl840]

A TOOTH FAIRY

[jessieGize]

talking to animals

[alexisisadorable]

a LAZY person

[shanialuvheart14]

um, being a store owner like that guy from hardcore pawns

[2michela2]

AIR GUITTAR SOLO! "meow meow meow, katy perry! PAPER BAG! meow meow"

[armodude100]

Not A Doctor THE Doctor." Doctor who?", you may ask.

[othnaley1940]

My aunt has tinted windows cuz guys always check her out through her windows.

[SarxTheFire]

I could be a... ah forget it. :P

[kindramarie47]

ilove you zoe you are so cool i think you shoul do a thing on hats

[tbown92]

i have tinted windows so i can drive around and smoke weed without anyone knowing.

[tonaiya1997]

you play the air guitar while your driving O.o dangerous!

[TheAshleyShizz]

Real world csi is nothing like it is on the tv. i took a course or so. it was the most brutal thing ive ever had to get a grade on. when i had to measure blood splatter, i lost it and cried a few times during the rest of that semester.

If I could choose a tv job, it would have to be CIA Agent Sarah Walker from Chuck. Partly cause i love the show, but mostly because i love chuck bartowski and the lovely zachary levi that plays him

[dentacar]

lol you said austalier

[bbeautyQ]

omg :( please shut up

[iAmThere13]

@bbeautyQ

why are you watching her videos if you don't want to hear her talk............

?

[Tex353Productions]

You would be an awesome *dramatic voice* ALEX...TREBEK!

[wafflekillingchick]

I COULD BE A KICKASS PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!!: with my ninja skills and such...

[wafflekillingchick]

I tint my windows for umm.... shade..... ?

[liv2dance00]

My school dance was on Friday, and I danced in my heels the whole time and NEVER left the dance floor. Never. I have the blisters and the 3 empty water bottles to proove it. Maybe I need like my own little mime box with tinted windows. Maybe that's why people have timted windows- so they can't see you dancing and whipping your hair like a freako.

[crazyYELLOWpuppy]

I can be a bald 4 year old kid named Cailou and dances around Lolz jk......thats to hard and I:m to lazy

[RaeOfSunlight99]

its plastic bag, dammit!!

[beantohumau]

heeheehee hey zoe do you have to go pee

[thesuperIsabel]

my family has tinted windows because we are always in a rush and we can change in the back seat without strangers seeing you naked

[MapleStoryShowsLive]

You're no Natalie but you're getting there sorta.

[Brittney031797]

1. tinted windows are to keep the sun from blinding you

2. i could be Oprah or maybe Ellen? i dont know some awesome talk show like that.

[blackbird00721]

i would be the BEST paper salesman.................. like jim and dwight from the office!!!!!!!!!! zoe, do you watch the office?? if you do then that is awesome. plus, try ovaltine. so much cooler than koolaid.

[teamstefan1114]

RANDOM... I KNOW! but, Do you watch the glee project?? Do u love cameron??

[MultiKatkitty]

toy designing

[teddyTV4]

buffy the vampire slayer rox !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ThePoppyFlight]

your wearing a orange and green sock. Some think it's wierd but I say. "Nice!!!" :3

[dannyphantomroxz]

i lov the show buffy the vampire slayer

[brandybeehpfan1]

u watch my favorite show! i love buffy!

[frenchhorntrumpet]

I ate your vegetables.

[xoxbosnianchickxox]

you talk alot bro

[AlyxRoss]

If you've ever seen Baby Momma, I would want to be the blonde. Even though im not blonde by any means, her character is funny.

[DeKlughb]

Have you ever seen Drop Dead Diva? It makes me want to be a lowyer 

[iwasbornthisway1998]

oooooo umm like zora of of sonny with a chance on family channel!

[lemoloo17]

Never Sing AGAIN!

[chemistryguy100]

she just meowed!!!!



[MissLFlechsig]

something something PAPER BAG! I just peed all over the place

[stelthyPANCAKE9]

can you please turn around pleaaaaaassseeeee!!!! and mention myyy name thanks

[ChristasCornerTV]

One green sock and one orange sock.:D and by the way i love fruit punch kool-aid!!!<33333333

[staystrongddlovato]

first thing i noticed.. i love your socks ;)

[irock1108]

r u Bella dancer Ella?

[irock1108]

r u bella dancerella?

[wagnis2013]

SCRUBS!!!



[gbergerpoll]

when i watch your show with my ear phones on i have to be like dead puppy dead puppy because my mom is next to me watching tv

[missodd90]

You forgot to change the tag ...

[jwl1950]

you watch scrubs?!?i love love that show!also i'm going to be a pastrie chef when i grow up(:i'll bake you a special cake:D

[AdoptedMexican23]

im sad :( cuz i started watching Zoe's V-logs way too late and now i will never be on a

V-log!!!:O

[xXItsMeDuhhXx]

*GASPS* this video came out on my birthday!

[xXItsMeDuhhXx]

something,something! PAPER BAG! lol i keep replying that

[MissLFlechsig]

omg i love scrubs

[MissLFlechsig]

well, we know over 8000 people have seen zoe dance

:)

[TurtleLovingMe]

You remind me of Flo. From the progressive comercials. O.o

[10morgan3]

we live in las vagas. its to keep sun out.

[tpaadd]

what does that mean?

[AdamJazzVT]

@10morgan3 While that is the main reason for tinted windows, since you live there, I'm rather surprised to see that you don't know how to spell Las Vegas.

[10morgan3]

nice socks!☺

[Unholyspaghetti]

man vs wild

[smsinger1989]

its plastic bag :)



[hermione3499]

Hold down 8... DJ!!!

[RylandSD101]

my sister collects socks . yours are so cool

[meinmotionful]

I would totally be the Slap Chop guy..."You'll Love my Nuts!!"

[KMILL9109]

you show is awesome im starting a vlog i need ur help if you could give me some hint and or tips my channels are kmill9109 or limberleprecon and follow me of twitter limberleprecon

[Amsleyzzz]

Hold down "1" and have yourself a good laugh xD

[madib101]

cake boss or dc cupcakes you rok zoe

[Jkeffy]

ONE GREEN SOCK, LOL AWESOME!!! AND THE CRISALIZED STUFF IS METH



[thegirlwithanwsers]

@pikachu823 thats so funny XD

[ALEX9D5]

love how you say "

know"

[igor5982]

Repo. Lol

[igor5982]

Zoe I love your socks!

[beautyqueen1999]

i think i wood be tyre banks on amntm

[MaStErPhReSh333]

why r u so hot?

[Azzzasssinn]

@MaStErPhReSh333

Okay creepy...Y r u so weird?

[natediggitydog85]

I LOVE that sometimes Aussies will put an "r" sound at the end of words that have vowel endings.

:34 she says "Australier"

[KingdomHeartsFan91]

PAPER BAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HawaiianMartialArtis]

My dad used to shoot scrubs!!!

[sardsvib]

I tend to dance like an idiot at school dances... hehe. It's fun.

[TheBlondOne113]

@sardsvib very i love dancing like an idiot

~mash~

[maddiegal100]

can you make a video singin?

[BioformerCorviz]

Professional lazy person

[cleorule]

tosh.o in gurl form

[bluegreen129129]

lol i love your singing

[jaredsword5]

none



[jackXcross]

I live in northern Ontario (Blegh) and you can't purchase a car without tinted windows!

[soontobesponcared]

Your HOT? :O

[TheZaksBack]

i would like to be a prostitute and sleep with you every night

[Azzzasssinn]

@TheZaksBack

Ur such a freak F*** off douche

[kuraz08]

@pikachu823 WO-PAH!

[Coolmenest]

who noticed the green and orange socks?

[Azzzasssinn]

@Coolmenest

I DID N I LUVV IT!lol

[unicornslayer1000]

maybe your jelly = jello

[PureFunk13]

xD bahaha be do have jelly. but its not what you think :P jelly is what you call jam. and jell-o is what you call jelly.

[AN6EL3A3Y]

WE HAVE JELLY

[PinkyTwinkee]

i LOVE you

i think u will be the next shane dawson :P

i would like to be the next tyra banks

[PinkyTwinkee]

i LOVE you

i think u will be the next shane dawson :P

[Strangerinawort]

I live in Canada, and we have Jelly thats made here.

LOVE your show! I just found it today!

YOUR AWESOME!

[shortygurl1997]

1- I love your videos,, I have been watching them all day,

2- I like your entrance,, Hoyaa!!

3- I subscribed to you :)

4- I could probably be a criminal profiler from criminal minds,, or I would want to be a doctor from house,, I <3 those kind of shows,,

5- I love your accent,,

6- :D

[klutz220595]

WHAT DID YOU NAME YOUR KITTY???

[thestumpyproductions]

Horacio cane from csi miami...

it seems justin bieber has been found dead....

*puts on shades*

i think we are just-in time.

[LivAndTaeShow]

OMG YOU ARE SUCH A SPAZZY PANTS ZOE I LOVE IT!!!! :D :D :D <3

[crazyhugzlol]

i AM squidward (not the voice). And Zoe can rock evry look

[ZoeyLikesCheese01]

From Criminal minds I would be like like one of the ummm like a people who kicks opens doors.... I WOULD BE IN THE BAU thats it.

[missasou]

I could probably be the best Patrick Star:D

[luvJoJo4EvEr1]

I love watching your videos! Since the first day you posted your first video, I love youu! You're soo hilarious! I'm actually starting to act like you which is really awesome cause now, everyone loves me even more! Haha thank you SO much Zoee!(: <3

&& I am a ninja.,, XD (:

--JojoPoee.

[LovingPoke]

I've always wanted to be a ninja. You know to like wear black and kick butt and be all WAAAAA for no aparent reason but just because it comes with the job. But then like i always see like in the movies the ninjas dieing in the end because they're the bad guys so yeah..... That wouldn't be too pleasent, so there's that, anyways so welll gonna go now...... ByE :)

[SuperLolo8008]

OMG if i had the job of someone on tv it would be Jack Bauer's!!! " This is CTU backup, I'm on my way! " Lol but seriously your videos are hilariously awesome =D

If you can, please do a video on why people in medieval times always had to rhyme. Cause I really don't know.

[dubraska32]

i want to be a vet

[acjamn2]

You drive standard!? That makes you all the more awesome!

[BeZjAk21]

she should join up with wendy mccolm and rein act buffy the vampire slayer.

[420hoots]

this is not so fun

[420hoots]

all my comments are pending approval. i think i will unsubscribe if this is a permanent issue :( sucks i really love this show, oh well. back to my channel

[420hoots]

they wont allow me to voice my opinion. lol this is America i can say what ever i want and at the very least ill get a record deal or some strange offer to host infomercials between the hours of 2am and 530 am on peach tree or fox. oh well, please dont discard my post zoe, it was rather hilarious. oh well im addicted off to watch you rant some more. i cant pull my self away. lol she must be crack or smokeed crack before hand and i am catching a contact high. if i start loosing weight. run!!

[420hoots]

i bet i could be a really good thug and or gangsta!! hahahahah please, feel free to say other wise haters. or as i would put it. talk shit hahahahaha fuck Christians. you killed the homboy jesus!!! XP but seriously. stop doing that to messiahs . might be cool to have one stick around for a bit. may be we could cure world peace or feed the hungry to the rich instead of cattle. lol not serious. have a nice day. especially you zoe :)

[qussay86]

straight hair suits you more..

[Movieist]

LOL, OMG, put into youtube search:  EMjmbvD4QZ8

[10morgan3]

i have tinted windows cause ilive in a desert, and the sun cant kill my eyes so much because of my tinted windows.i could be a profecional cake person like on cake boss. i wonder if he's made a cake that looks like CHEESE!

[scubasbabe]

your hilarious

[warman31]

We have jelly. We also have jam.

[BaeOh]

Zoey, whatever you do, don't annoy squirrels, they're the ones that got me in the hospital.

[poisonbutterflies]

I do the same thing in the car.. and then I look over and find little children pointing and laughing at me. I tell myself I will never do it again out of embarassment, but then my favorite song comes on.

[phorevarjb]

for the jobs on tv:

i wanna havveee a foodd nettwoorkk showw soo badd!...

(who cares if i can't cook?)

[sabrinacatwomen]

Buffey is sooo kick ass! pat on the back to you for mentioning her. Angle is soooo hot, he still is in his new series Bones too. It"s a shame he's taken :( love you Zoe!

[vaichild]

i would be forensic scientist because i would bone(s) you! ha ha just kidding love the channel

[vaichild]

i would be forensic scientist because i would bone(s) you! haha jk love the channel

[dani2000fulable]

i think i would be a good baker like amazing wedding cakes on 260 wetv

[2rude]

aww....don't do comedy. Just don't. There's nothing funny about your schtick comedy. Fuckin horrible.

[sithoius]

Thank you for being a scrubs fan. I subscribed for that.

[varietychick]

I think I would make an excellent companion on Doctor Who. ^^

[Howtopants]

You're amazingly hilarious awesome hilarious awesome.

But retard=not nice.

But still.

[ecomornings]

tiny guitar - that was really funny!

[ditto2013]

Is it nice living on your own?

[CONTRAHABS]

I think i'd be a pretty good zombie on The Walking Dead.

[mermaid2water]

I think I'd be a good anything on disney channel, or like, a super-person like claire on heroes :) thats a more serious role... I also think I'd make a better Bella than Kristen Stewart.... jus sayin...

[tiffleetifflee96]

lol=] i think you would be good on that 70s show zoe lol:]

[bambronzo]

A TV job I can have is a student... Like glee the actors are in their 20's or 30's and they play teenagers. That'd be awesome to stay young.

[ditto2013]

I think I woud be a good Detective. like beckett on Castle. 

[Shepherd1OFH]

Don't know if it counts as a job per se, but I always wanted to do what Mr. Rodgers does on his neigborhood show.

[cheetahspencer]

That tiny air guitar was so adorable.

[jhdki63j]

lol,,,I had tinted windows,, on a complete black sports car,,,all black it was very cool,,,nobody can see you and you feel very protected...except when the cops stopped me and told me it was illegal to have a certain level tint in the front windows...that really sucked...I paid for it ,and hen I had to rip it off ,,it broke my bubble..:(

[zZzMissBipolarzZz]

i think i'd make an awsome yellow talking sponge (=

[xtangledromancex]

we don't have jelly?

[therealmrtumnus]

whatever tosh.o is

[Gangstal0ve]

Haaaa.....................

[foreveryoung382]

don't be afraid to dance in your car! i think it's awesome :)

keep being cool zoe

[paradisewaster]

no response to comments im unsubscribing you.

[paradisewaster]

Meetzoe and what Hotel with cafe is good place to meet Zoe?

[EricWofford]

i love this!!!

[xElmosdarksidex]

I think i could be that thing that lives under the sea... gosh wat was it again... well it was definatly something inside a pineapple ;P

[TheJoiceWilder]

I think i would make a good Alaska state trooper,its this show that on Natgeo. also i dance in public and do crazy things and act like a retard ,but i could care less of what people think of me. AnD i love the mismatched socks,i do that all that time.

~Jess

[soulless731]

kick vampire butt's eh? with the green sock or the red one? BTW what is with the different color socks, If it's a fashion thing wouldn't shoe's that would be worn where fashion is seen (out of the house). just wondering. All in all entertaining. Keep up with the good work.

[zEr0bear]

I thought it was orange?

[jolong227]

I always dance in the car. All the cool people are doing it. ;)

[andrewdafoe]

^_^ love her videos

[NiyatG001]

There is no "button" if you watch the video in full screen :P

[KT1419]

I would love to be a goth forensics expert like Abby from NCIS!

[missfriginawsome]

@KT1419 omg i love her, i would be her too. she is awesome

[MeatSlash]

What did you name your cat?

[Overtheheight]

I think I could be a comedian on tv. But then again, I'm not funny. So maybe I could be a passer by better than anyone else.

[jcuh22]

um... we so have jelly

[nosivadap]

Does america actually know what vegetables are? :D

[Overtheheight]

@nosivadap Nope.