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  • our school was power fucking at our dancing but now one leaks anything

  • How did America get so degenerative? Look at American culture over its history. Right now it's the most disgusting it's ever been. What happened?

  • licking valley, oh yeaaaaah!

  • This is so fucking stupid...Dirty dancing is fun as hell so stfu!

  • I Shuffle!  I dont dirty dance :P

  • Ohhh boy this my school...

  • that is the stupidest thing i have ever heard.

  • How the hell would sperm leak out of your underwear. I suppose pussy juice could ooze onto the floor if the girl is wearing a dress with no panties.

  • Pretty sure they can't contract with minors....

  • THIS JUST IN, KIDS CUM IN THEIR PANTS

  • @chopseh Lmfao ahaha

  • Glad my high school didn't have any of these contracts!

  • if these students really did 'jizz' wouldn't it be caught up in their pants? like are the kids dancing naked? and if they are that should be an even bigger issue to deal with

  • Yeah lets make them sign a contract that says no dirty dancing at prom or on school property. Ok I feel ya, but what to stop the after prom fucking in the back seat of the car or at the hotel room? Seems like complete bull shit to me.

  • @CrisKG125 Yeah, but then it's not the school's problem.

  • I can't believe TYT fell for this. I very much doubt teenagers are masturbating at school dances! Anyway, even if you lose it in your pants, wouldn't it stay in your pants? Lol. But seriously, nobody had orgies when I was in high school in the mid-late '90's, and as far as I can tell things haven't changed that much since then.

  • I am a jr. In high school and i go to a big school... they dont leave "body fluids" any where... usualy its a bunch of spilled drinks... and there isnt any thing wrong with dirty dancing... it isnt sex and its a lot of fun... and thats what the dances are for... i will refuse to sign any contract agenst that... and prom shouldnt have any rules agenst that either

  • Hahahahaha , reminds me of homecoming :)

  • Whos genius idea was it to put a bunch of teenage girls and guy jacked up on harmones in one place anyway?

  • ok ive been 2 a lot of dances in my day and there is a lot of dirty dancing and grinding and stuff but seriously orgies come on now

  • I'm reading through these comments, some of you are trolls, obviously, some of you aren't. Let me clear this up. No 16 year old girl should be rubbing her ass up against a guy her age who has a boner, in front of everyone, while everyone else is doing the same thing. Guys can jizz in their pants from it. Question is, would you dance that way infront of your mother and father? Then it is not acceptable and it is NOT dancing, it's having sex with clothes on. It's disgusting!

  • @SarahLikesRamen101 While I don't condone this type of dancing...I don't think a good way to justify whether it is acceptable or not is to say "it's not something you would do in front of your parents", as I am sure there are many things we would not like to do in front of our parents...

  • as a someone who has recently graduated from highschool, i can attest to the dirty dancing, its great, i get to pop an erection shoving my junk into another girls lady junk, but i have never had an orgasm, and ive never really seen any sex on the dance floor

    im seen front freaking with no underwear on

    which is close to sex

    but there was still a layer of cloth in between sooo......

  • high school is like an orgy ok u get tht much hormones in a builgin all clustered like tht corse u bound to have sum having sex or masterbating all over the place

  • hahahaha this shit happens ig uess.

  • THANK GOD! i nearly impregnated a poor bitch with that shit! at least nobody else will have to shoot semen all over the floor too! whew, best orgasm ever! ^_^;

  • Haha my skool has a dance nd we dance very dirty hah

  • @jackthayer dis is y i fuckin love my generation!!

  • hehehe i remember last Halloween or winter dance i almost jizzed and had pre cum from this chick so good at grinding

  • clusterrub! XD hahahahahahaahaaha

  • Hah at our dances, our EAST teacher takes pics of it(: Haha

  • Hah at our dances, our EAST teacher takes pics of it(: Haha

  • That is so retarded that never happens..

  • The school board seriously over reacts to EVERYTHING

  • i was on the kids side until the bodily fluid part came up

  • i remember my high school prom. There was no body fluid though.

  • I think if this was true then most likely it would be the guys robbing on the girls too hard causing the females to drip bodly fluids cause what highschool have u seen where guys have there genitals either sicking out or alongitated and wetting there pants.....not from any1 that i seen

  • This is fucking horrindus. this is horrid. On the other hand, their is areson so few people cre about the prom these days.

  • My school had their own prom somehwere else because of rescrittions on dirty dancing

  • *sigh*

    Damn the grinder freaks in my generation

    really yo? Bodily fluids? Is this Prom or an Orgy?? Jesus tap dancing Christ Almighty!! I'm in the 8th grade and if I see someone getting freaky on the dance floor i'll be sick to my stomach!

  • @TotalDramaIsland5500 lmfao your wierd you wont be saying the same thing when you go to high school

  • @TotalDramaIsland5500 You better stay away from dances then...Like, all of them.

  • ok wat them kids are tripping wat kind of kids would jiz on the floor come on i would dirty dance in high school its all good but come on jiz zinon the floor are there kids not gettin any damn hahahaha

  • Another bullshit conservative regulation, this is only the beginning of a globalised new era of frustration for the common man.

  • they did this at my school they cancelled the dance half way into it nobody gave a shit and since the dance was over the aps couldnt do shit about dirting dancing truly a great night

  • this is why i hate my generation

  • Etts An Orgy Party.!!

    Lmao >.<

  • Mopping up body fluids, hyperbole? In the event those little darlings have there tally whacker out squirtin' on the floor, I'd have to say so. Then they are dealing with lewd & lavicious be behavior, not dirty dancing. Sounds like adult supervision is lacking I'll bet where this is going on a reported, there's little break dancing,if kiddies still do that.

  • I was a student at licking valley and yes we did have our own prom. Everyone makes it out to be a bigger deal than it is. Last year when the principal started talking about playing CORN HOLE the seniors all just wanted to have a good time and have our own dance. We had many parent chaperones and a law enforcment officer. We only had one dancing problem and the girl was not even from our school. So we are not just abunch of teenagers who want to rub all up on eachother. =D

  • wow lol I thought this was going to be about grinding or something, but wtf is wrong with americans? Are they really this horny, they can't just dance? Grinding isn't hot enough? They can't wait for an after party or something? LOL

  • Hm..this year my high school is finally doing something about the grind trains...I understood the teachers and parents who volunteered to help keep things running getting disgusted..I was a high schooler and I was in their boat. Hell this year they will boot your ass if ya do it apparently from what I got to hear about the change.

  • Legal contracts signed by minors are actually void by law. Having anyone under 18 sign a contract is completely useless.

  • At the dances where im from some people go a lot further then just dirty dancing and if they find bodily fluids at these schools then thats probably whats going on there as well...its not just "losing it in there shorts"

  • I highly doubt they have to clean up bodily fluids.

  • they had dance cards in the victorian ages... Think about where prohibition and lack of education takes us. ;)

  • i dont think they get, im in highschool, its not about rubbing and losing it ur pants cuz ur a pussy...i've had teachers that volounteer to clean up tell me that they have to clean up used condoms

    people arent "rubbing" and doing "inappropriate touching" they're just straight up fucking on the dance floor

  • im hotter

  • lmao amoeba? cluster RUB? lol too funny

  • omfg just get some tissues and wipe up the damn shit... ur a janitor UR SUPPOSE TO CLEAN UP ANYTHING from unwanted staples to shit that missed the toliet lol but u afraid of jizz now? come on...

  • wow im from ohio i know were licking valley school is and this makes me laugh b/c its so true ...my entire school is like known for how awful our dances are this video just makes me laugh

  • JIZZ IN MY PANTS

  • i dont know how you dance and grind and get bodliy fluids apparently i am out of touch with the times,dont me wrong i would love to learn the trick that would make getting lap dances at strip clubs more fun

  • @diamlierx Well, I think their might be some explanation on youporn.

  • Omg...Did someone over-exaggerate here?!? yeah! I bet they were talking about sweat... and all you kids thought the wrong wayy(:

  • lololol

  • Cluster Rhymes

  • I don't buy that there is an epidemic of kids squirting their juices on the floors at high school dances. I don't even buy that there was more than 1 incident- if that even happened. People are exaggerating out of control.

  • @july7nyc You've never been to a ghetto dance then have you?

  • @SarahLikesRamen101

    whats a ghetto dance?

  • @nintwiggy6491 It's as simple as it sounds. If i have to explain what a "ghetto dance" is to you, then you're a fucking retard.

  • @SarahLikesRamen101

    No its not as "simple as it sounds".

    Yes explain it to me please

  • are the younge turks turkish?

  • @abzz69 the guy is, cenk.

  • a baby was conceived at my last prom. Some dude fucked a girl in the middle of the dance floor and last I knew she was pregnant.

  • @ johnolin

    The bodily fluids thing isnt bs

    Im in high school and ive heard of lots of girls giving blowjobs in the middle of the "amoeba"

  • The body fluid sounds like bullshit to me. They just added that in so that the contact gets implemented. Schools exaggerate all the time in order to get what they want.

    I think high school are getting too tight and trying to control every aspect of a teenager's life. If they're 18 and eligible to enter a war, I think they should be free to dance freely.

  • I hate teenagers Its gonna be pretty rough for them when reality hits, lol

  • cenk are you new?? at my school dances kids get head, no lie. girls get fingered under their dresses and ive heard, but never seen, about sex. its not some wanker blowing a load in his pants, its his slut girlfriend pulling him off!

  • @billytinkler ps. all this bullshit about mr. pinstrip telling kids to stop = try telling two hundred kids to stp! plus, it IS a safety concern because kids who ralph in the middle of the floor can't get out/can't be helped because nobody notices, and girls get groped. not to mention that all the kids are drunk and high and there's usually a couple waste cases. your solution would be great if it were possible, but it'll take more than teacher supervision to reverse this trend. GO CANADA!!

  • @billytinkler highschool has changed since I went in the 90s. We had dirty dancing but we didn't get that bad.

  • The big group at my dance, they compete in dance off's against each other not nasty stuff. Fluids never have to be cleaned at my school, and if so then why hasnt sweat been the factor? Ya know people sweat when they dance. Also how do they expect us to dance? Schools are gonna lose big money over this. Stupid power trips.

  • watch the "bodily fluids" that they wrote up in there report or whatever not be jizz........(this wouldn't surprise me)

  • No matter how hard you jerk off, stuff ain't gonna land on the floor... unless you had previously and purposefully unzipped your pants or not wearing panties. Besides, if I were with a date, I wouldn't want to share. Sorry, I came with one girl, and I intend to leave with the same one.

  • I don't believe it!! I don't know where I stand on this one...I do think the contract is a little silly though!

    (I hate spamming, but I just wrote a Dirty Song, it's featured on my channel, check it out if you wanna!! I love you!)

  • Dear Grandpa Cenk, students in many schools will not obey instructions from authority figures until an escalation of threats occurs. Since they are all doing this, you can't get enough adults to patrol effectively. Not to mention that the purpose of the cluster is to prevent adults from patrolling areas where students are not only grinding, but engaging in oral sex and other sexual activity. It seems impossible, but it happens.

  • I don't even know if I truly believe this story. It reminds me of the craze with those rainbow lipsticks, where middle school boys and girls would go to parties, the girls would wear different lipstick colors and suck off the boys, at the end the boys with the most colored rings wins....it was total bullshit thought up by an adult. However if this is really happening at I can see how it can present a legal issue, it's like instead of a mosh pit its an underage date rape pit

  • @samiam2088 believe it. when i was in HS (Co'02), this stuff was happening in good, wholesome MS. there was a couple that got expelled for rubbing the dude off in class. kids had sex in bathrooms & under bleachers during PE, etc. There were even some teachers that were so inattentive, kids would smoke cigs in their class and they never caught on. take some horny kids, put them in a dark room, with loud music, and a pile of kids to block some teachers' old eyes, what you think's going to happen

  • The cumming must be relatively exclusive to one school. In my high school they banned all dances.

    So a couple of groups just started holding them independently each month. They were better funded and had better locations anyway.

    But jizzing, yeah I've never heard of any one jizzing from grinding; that's disgusting.

  • My school has a dance contract, everyone signs them like it's normal. But there still is lots of grinding and "freak" dancing.

  • It's bad but if you look at swing dancing from the 40's and 50's that was pretty dirty too. Dude winds up with his face up some chicks dress, her legs wrapped around his head. I'm gettin' a chubby!

  • Our dancefloor was sunken, so it tended to get pretty packed and being in there was very...yeah.

    Good times, man.

  • Bounds of reason like no groping, no masturbating, no feliatio, no cunnilingus, no touching, no looking in the eye romantically, no holding hands, no lip contact whatsoever, no movement of hips, torso or legs, .... and no talking or being in the same room with a member of the opposite sex ... unless your gay, in that case be in the company of the opposite sex.

    ---

    Did I mention I have a teen aged daughter.

    :P

  • That's just nasty! If this is what proms are like now; just stop doing them. Yuck!

  • It's not dirty dancing, it's shadow fucking. If anybody cums, then it is actual fucking.

  • They are making this shit up. No case of this has been reported.

  • when I was in high school they just shined a flashlight on you.

  • @Kwinnky who says that they didn't just expose their cocks? think dude

  • Stop jizzing all over the floor!!! LOL!!!

  • Sad!! Our countries future is going down the toilet, and we try to say other cultures are screwed up.

  • Calling bullshit on the jizz on the floor crap.

  • What's that Arlen Spectre saying....? Wait a minute... wait a minute.... This is blatant sensationalism.

  • Come on Cenk. This people are making up this stuff about the body fluids on the floor in order to force this sort of contract bullshit. No one is having sex or overtly masturbating in the dance floor, and even if they did you would not need any signed contract in order to stop them.

  • Ughh, our principal sent out a letter warning that they may cancel dances besides junior prom/prom this week. :-/ it sucks. dirty dancing, sure, but seriously though? cum and crap on the floor? that's nasty. so i guess i see what the administration means...

  • hot

  • I was wondering how long it would take.

  • 0:52 hahaha nice

  • bodily fluids on the dance floor? i'm calling major shenanigans on that bullshit; these retarded teachers are blowing this way out of proportion. source: recent high school grad + not retarded.

  • The kids are almost to adult hood, so why not let them have that kind of experience before they reach it already... It's not going to hurt anyone... The janitors are already cleaning up bathrooms and this is like the samething except for more fluids... Just use more mop cleaners and a bit of Clorox or whatevs and deal with it...

  • Knucklehead kids lol

  • They did this at my school and the kids didn't care.

  • I was cool....until they mentioned bodily fluids and I nearly spit up my microwaved fried chicken. That is N-A-S-T-Y. What the fuck is wrong with these kids?! Just.....ewww!!

  • I got a handjob at a school dance in 1992. What's changed?

  • thats why you wear basketball shorts under ur pants just incase you get that stiffy....and in this case a massive load of cum

  • The truth is that dance styles have changed aka more intimate/physical, and whatever was appropriate ways of dancing 20,30,40 years ago, it's just not gonna be "enough" for kids of today... i'm older now, and to be honest if i'm going out clubbing, i want to be up next to the woman, not just simply hold her hand or dance 2-3 feet from her without touching her like they did in the past.

  • I think it's all a matter of jealousy and insecurity about sex....

    If you're the guy getting all the girls and rubbing against them, I think it makes the parents/administrators feeling uncomfortable and jealous that they aren't that guy getting all the girls, or that those parents/administrators when they were younger, they weren't having fun grinding up against the other so they feel like they have to stop it.

  • I remember going to dances when I was 14 or 15 and freak dancing with the other girls. in retrospect I can't believe I did that being so young, but at the time you don't feel so young and it's easy for adults to forget what it's like being a teenager, and boys are full of hormones and always thinking about sex... If the schools don't like it, they should just not have any more school dances.

  • it was probably sweat

  • wtf is "smoothering"?

  • Who the fuck busts a nut while grinding/who the fuck would pull their dick out while grinding at any high school event (which would normally be the only possible way to blow a load while grinding)?

  • Totally with Cenk on this.

  • Jizzed.. on..the... floor.

  • Wow. Fuck highschool admins. First of all, way to be a buzzkill. Second of all, they are invading our privacy WAY too much and the way they handle disciplinary action is ABSURD. (Ever see the news report on a kid that was beaten senseless at school and then suspended for participating in a fight?).

    Fuck school admins. I hate them. They ruin kids lives across America (Mine too).

  • @CommandoDude Kids doing shit like this ruin their own lives, not any high school admins.

  • @PotbsSkttLes Shit like what? Fucking dry humping? Give me a break.

  • @CommandoDude

    okay dude.. first of all it's highschool, not a roman orgy in saturn's temple. second, so what. you're there to learn.. you wanna bump and grind and skeet your shorts. go do it in a club. shit... it's just fuckin gross. i don't wanna remember my dance on how i slipped and fell cuz some guy lost his load. fuckin nasty.

    and yeah. wayyy to be a buzkill.. when i was in highschool i wanted to bring in an armalite-15 auto with 500 rounds and waste some ppl...

    swat team... buzkill.

  • I am a high school student, and i would love it if they banned it all together. its disgusting. its like this group of girls and boys attaching to each other trying to form a giant Transformer. A leg goes there, a penis goes there, boob raps around there, and you have SEXETRON! my first experience of this was in 8th grade last year. I WAS SHOCKED.

  • @elmirasahar

    dude i just saw that in my head. fuckin sick...

    lmao

  • @elmirasahar welcome to the wonderful world of highschool dances. get used to it if you want to dance at clubs, dances etc.

  • @thegame0484 thats why the 8th grade dance was the last dance i went to. :)

  • @elmirasahar aw, were you left out?

  • And I JIZZED. In. My Pants.

  • wtf!

  • @MrOwenSpendlove Sexual repression for the loss (FTL)?

  • hahahhah i cant dance to save my life...FACT

  • "Jesus Lord Mercy!" ~Grandpa Cenk

  • Good. It's disgusting when you're trying to dance with someone and everybody's all rubbing up all over each other. None of the dances I have been to have been this bad, but you'd figure people would have some decency. What's the conundrum? You'd be arrested if you did that in public.

  • I dont see what the problem is, janitors clean up way worse shit then jizz all the time, tell them to get over it and pay them a little extra if they insist. neough said.

  • @irishmonkey640

    tell them to get over it ? are you a fucking moron? if i was a janitor i'd be like "fuck no i aint getting over it!", and even if they had money to pay costodians top dollar, which they dont, it sends the wrong messege

    i would not want to send my kids to a school where ppl jizz on the dance floor, ive they allow ppl cumming on the floors what kind of fucked up messege are they sending ?

  • @NightManiacsInc

    What kind of messege are they sending: Growing up...  Deal with it...

  • @KnightKiller1000

    wow thats mature, okay, look at my highschool dance, we were all grinding againts each other, everyone was super dirty dancing, but i would not what the dude next to me blowing a load in his pants & having his cum run down his leg & into the dance floor & then me slipping on it

    if you dont find anything wrong with that you are one fucked up individual

  • i like how when I used to complain about this type of dancing and behavior others would think its innocent and not bad and nothing wrong with it and that it doesn't mean anything. where here is the smoking gun dirty dancing does mean something. you want to get off and shoot your junk. dont try to tell me its "just some dance move" what a joke.

  • GIMMIE DAT CHRISTIAN SIDE HUG

  • @grokker OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL­OLOLOLOLOL OBSCURE REFERENCE!

  • @grokker OMG I love you for reminding me of this EPIC clip !

  • don't forget larry bird came from french lick, a small town in indiana.  so i guess the midwest is full of naughty little licks. lol

  • clusterrub LOL

  • IM so with Cenk on this. Okay I dirty dance WAIT A MIN. What about clean up?

    nah that is going toooo far.

  • too funny!

  • I heard of a school that doesn't allow hugging....

  • @fluffsnuff This is from what I read: From that particular school, too many kids were hugging each other to intentionally smoother. So, the administrators have cracked down on hugging as a way to prevent the smoothering. In that particular context, if true, I agree.

  • a cluster rub! he he he, awesome

  • holy crap, I just laughed and soda went up my nose! Thanx tyt! ridiculous.

  • That's nothing, people fucked on the dance floor at my prom.

  • An amoeba...lol

  • this guys does his job well. he cracks me up sometimes. licking valleys. lol

  • Let the kids be free!

  • party at my house lol

  • eww. I'd be grossed out if I was a kid attending the dance and jizz was bein splashed around on the floor... stepped in... all kindsa nasty. keep your STD sauce to yourself, pervy wanker children.

  • grandpa cenk! xd

  • What the fuck?

    They Cum just from grinding. Thats fucking Sad LOL

  • @Lacosanostra699 what r u? some prune?! LOL! The kids are now getting hand jobs while dancing LOL! Dude, u seriously need to get in touch w/the present generation.

  • @kahanyah Im 20 Years old and No where In the story did they say they were getting hand jobs. And still Your telling me That they can cum from getting a handjob (prolly very sloppy) In the middle of a dance floor standing up and cum still fuck sad :P

  • @Lacosanostra699 totally said and how desperate do you have to be if you can only get it on a dancefloor. totally gross!

  • @Lacosanostra699 - Well, adolescent boys are more easily aroused than adult men because their sexual response is more immature and their hormones are through the roof. I know I can testify to that fact. Back when I was 13 and 14 I remember just touching my stomach was enough to involuntarily give me a stiffy. Now as a grown man it does nothing.

  • @A86 well the now in the schools the kids are having sex on the dance floor. There is fluids on the floor from the kids fucking.. it's not from them jizzing in their pants. Thats what they do they get in a circle and stuff and people fuck in the centre that how they try hiding it from people who are supervising.

  • @Lacosanostra699 Ah, to be young again!

  • @Lacosanostra699 actually ..it's cuz the kids have sex on the dance floor, thats why there is fluids on the floor... they are actually fucking...the young Turks where just not aware of that. but thats what the kids do they get in circles and the people in the centre fuck and stuff

  • cluster-rub. haha!

    

  • Let them Grind! They are gonna go fuck after the prom anyway!