I be hittin on trees

[TheSk8terGirl55]

lol i say Ohai at my school all the time and all my friends are all like "What da fuck?"

[BellaLeaRose5549]

I can be your friend, or your worst nightmare.

[EmoTearz322]

I want to be your friend, or bitch.

[TheDjmeep]

i can be your friend , or gf!! CHOOSE UR F8!

[LayneRoxxxx]

I can be your friend, or a large black buttplug for your grandma's peanut butter covered asshole.

Your choice.

[TheDjmeep]

omg omfg omg he was AHHHH and like 0mg

[LayneRoxxxx]

@TheDjmeep OH HAI!

I luv u!!!

[DiannaCutie]

I can be your friend, or your favorite rapist. They are both the same anyway.

[alltimelowx34]

"MOM IM DEAD" hah ohmy xD

[emobisnotch16]

i can be your friend, or i can be a creepy care bear coming into your room at night with a stick.

[XDHX100]

I can be your friend, or Mr. Ducky.

[sharkapillar]

MOM IM DEAD! *runs away laughing*

[RouksRouks]

wakeup at the bathroom... scared the shit out of meh

[TheKirabrooks]

Hahaha my dad was listening and its all Butt Fucked tht tree.... my dad's like WHAT.?!

[souljaboylover19]

i could be ur friend or either enemy or playmate yeah thats right i said playmate

[shy2173]

i could be your friend or your enemy

[katnissraylor]

you should do a hacked vid like swifty did............ like have diff people randomly enter then have in the middle or end of the video the creeper mexcain pedo smile clip-

[xshybabyx09]

I could be your friend, OR your mudkip ;P

[SuperKevbear69]

I could be your friend. -. Or Sarah palin's vagina-.-

[howdyteppa32]

the tree reminds me of my friend XD

[1perSn0wnz]

HES FUCKING SEXYYY

[gothicgir66]

I can be your friend or a magical place that fears you where unicorns burp rainbows and fart glitter...wallie world (walmart) xD

[xxgamepointskillaxx]

poor tree

[GinaAndJessicaShow]

i can be your friend or i can be you FUCKBUDDAY (and that is without your permission ;D)

[BringKatyTheHorizon]

i can be your friend, or your pancake eating dinosaurllama....O_o

[urgedeath]

I can be your friend, or the guy that rips your intestines out and chokes with them until you cant breath no more:)

[XxFantasiaRockerxX]

You be hittin on trees.

[MysteryGirl20202]

I can be your friend, or not. I really could care less

[KylieLilah]

or ur bitch

[hawaiiancutie5]

The way you made the tree scream made me die.

[Kasyisawesome123]

I can be your friend, or your pet waffle. You choose.

[182AdamsSongBlink]

i can be your friend or you can talk to trees the rest of your life

[AnnaOverturf]

I can be your friend... or if not you could wake up tomorrow in the arms of a momma black bear because i made her think you attacked her cubs then drugged her and she raped you..... o_O oh shit.. it was stupid but originallll hahaha

[sstuf139]

I can be your friend or the person that gradually makes your life a living hell. Your choice :)

[SceneKX]

Why would I wanna be YOUR friend.......D: Lol :P

[LilTweedsters01]

I can be your friend or foe duh

[valeriemc08]

I can be your friend or that weird pigeon that lands on the wires and poops on your car every time you drive by...



[OwnedbyWaffles]

I can be your friend or not give you any other option

[DiannaCutie]

i can be your friend, or ur fuk buddy....

[XxbloodysundayXx379]

i can be ur friend or i can be ur hoe

[cinnaminrox123]

i can bebe your friend or, you dont have a life

[zeroemm]

I can be your friend, or I could be your room mate!

[JuliaxWillempie]

i can be your friend or your mom :]

[brownie1398ja]

I can be your friend, or your best friend(:

[MsDemonKairi]

I can be your friend, or your favorite stalker ;)

[corruptedmisery]

I can be your friend, or your friend with benefits  ;)

[justinbabe06]

i can be your friend, or yur GIRLFWEND lol jk jk jk jk

i can be your friend or that crazy stalker duck that has no dick lol

[justinbabe06]

mmmmmm can i haz yur eyez at 1:29 ???????

mmmmmm ur so fricken cute and funayy

[kaileighkealy99]

I can be your friend or that one creepy teacher that watches you during class... either way you're getting raped!!!!

[JazzKittySaysRawr]

I want the song that plays at the end! :D

[XEmoEmo]

ur hat... was totally pimpin... just sayin ^^

[dumdumduddy]

I can be your friend or the blank of the day! How do you like me now!!!!

[99Jboo]

I can be your friend, or your other friend.



[ETFluvr11]

i can be your friend,or a waffle.

[xDinoAttackx]

You Have Fire Ants On Yu.

What?! OHH!!NO!NO!OH MY GOD!OH MYGOD! Get Off!

Dude, Its Okay, They're Not Gonna Hurt You.

OH MY GOD! I'm Feeling The Burn!AOHH!

XD

[alonetime22]

i can be your friend, or hitman

[LuvYaNick98]

I can be your friend, or PENIS!

[xXalyssapartonXx]

i can be your friend or . blank :D (dont know )

[NinjaTurtlesLlama]

i can be your friend, or you can get buttcrabs(:

[hah13]

or your trick

[AngelOfSin666]

I can be your friend, or DINOSAUR!

[OwnedbyWaffles]

I can be your friend, or fist fuck your unicorn . .

[Kushien]

I have that hat :3

[therockguitarist96]

I can be your friend or ur a pussy

[sarlyndan]

I can be your friend, or I can be your cheezit.

[Ambrazma]

man vs nature

[XxTheSassinessxX]

I can be your friend, or . . . .wait . . . . .why would I wanna be your friend.....lets go fartherrr ! (:

[XxTheSassinessxX]

YOU HAVE ONE OF THOSE DOGSS ? His name is Doogan or something i think ! I have one to ! but, he lost both ears and an eye ! lol

[iloveshanedawson07]

I can be ur friend or I can be ur Miley Cyrus and spank u with a wip :D

[dezal74]

ARE YOU MY FRIEND ? ;)

[weirdy46]

i can be your friend or i can shit on your chest

[ButterFingerxx1]

I can be your friend and you can ___ be my sex buddy :D haha

[dinorawrousrex]

Um Jordan..... how the hell do u kno wht sarah palin's vagina looks like???? 0_o weirddd

[Ejbdsb87]

I can b ur friend or ur fuck buddy!

[Kasyisawesome123]

I can be your friend, or just some random chick that likes to watch your videos.

[Storm13Sicle]

oh god theres a big ant on it!!!!!! major lol i can be ur friend or u can go die in a hole WITHOUT UR DROID!!!

[MaliciousMarlequin]

Spoonful Of Spiritual Gifts--(Then Shows)Jordan Without His Shirt

[MaliciousMarlequin]

1:23 Fail

[ClumsyJuliet]

i can be your friend, or not.

[IKTHYIA]

or but buddy

[zukolover666]

i can be your friend or i can be your murderer, you choose!

[raven19997]

I can be your friend or i can be your EBEST friend(:

[skatergirl2o11]

can i be your friend cause i need one my aunt just died of cancer at the age of 26

[Azuki211]

i can be your friend, or your BESTfriend

[D2andRowan666]

I can be your friend, or we can fuck.

[jinnaplusbrenyn97]

OH GOD! THERES A BIG ANT ON IT!!!!

[MrsRONNNIERADKE]

I can be your friend or you can suck my dick that wraps around pluto 4 times :D ya bastard!

[funnyguy1321]

Why does it sound like the tree is in a garage?

[RedAxel9137]

I can be your friend, or your girlfriend :) I Love You Jordan :D!!!! <3 ~Shelley

[rambunctiouswaffle]

i can be your friend or you can wake up in the middle of the night to fined John McCain whispering in your ear "i love you and don't you ever forget it" as he slow stabs your precious Sir Fluffy-kins...

[xXalyssapartonXx]

@rambunctiouswaffle xD i can't recover from that xD

[thae2020]

@rambunctiouswaffle dear sweet lord that is a total win XD

[MindlessClique]

I can be your friend or........... friend :D

[boomboom5101]

i can be your friend.

or your fuck buddy

[avifan2]

i can be your friend or you nerd ♥:B

[29smoothie]

I can be your friend or your sex buddy xD

[ShaneDisMyLife]

@QuikVidGuy no he lives in Grands Pass,OR

[hotcuttie22]

i can be ur friend or yur fuck buddy :3

[cutekenzie103]

i can be your friend or your personal stalker im can ya know that would nice omg im creepy... wowi just would love to be your _________. WOAH THATS WRONG

[QuikVidGuy]

"MOM, I'M DEAD!"

You have awesome hair.

I swear I recognize where that fallen tree is. Do you live in Midlothian, IL?

[hunterrandabigail]

i can be your friend, or you can fuck off, either way we'll end up in jail some way.. :P

[zukolover666]

i can be your friend or your, of screw you i'm going with Steven Tyler!

[ella35311]

I can be ur friend.. Or your friend.. with benifits[;

[TheSceneRocker]

I can be your friend or your ugly man pussy

[LINDSEY3200]

i can be your freind or your mother fucken bitch!

[LuluLuppa]

i can be your friend or sex slave

[sweetstuff902]

I can be your friend, or your cupcake eater

[SierraSaysRAWRR]

I can be your friend.

Or your co-worker.??

[BumblebeeRocks809]

i can be your friend or your bitch

[xxcmonletitshinexx]

i can be your friend or towel

[hottiewitdabodylol]

i can be your friend, or you can go fuck youself :)

[Kisshu97]

I could be friend or stalkerish tree that screams owwwww

>:D

[octoberheartbreak]

i can be your friend or your rapist.

thats actually kinda creepy...

(:

[BreakingBen4eva]

LMFAO guess what?? ur camera fell over...... :P

[jimthealien12]

oh i get the title  lmfao " i be hittin on trees " <333333

[TheIdcforu]

i can be your firend or ______ <----- friend with benifits lolz jk

[blueberrybbyx3]

oh the hippies are gonna be pissed lmfaoo

[XxOnyxHeartxX]

I can be your friend or your "rapist"

jk.

kind of.

(Can't rape teh willing ^^)

[DemiandJoBrosLUVA]

my backyardian place xD

[randomDangoSPAZZ]

i can be your friend, or your enemy; atleast one of them im not making your life a living hell XD.

[Sydneyloveable]

I can be your friend or I can fuck you

[xXv3nDeTaXx]

i can be ur friend, or ur best friend :D

[asdeg222]

I have that duck lol

[Simplecutie252]

oh the hippies are gonna be pissed

[nerdyemmagirl]

i can be your friend, or your... DEATH!!

[TheMostRandomChick27]

oh come on did you HAVE to put your shirt back on?

[E2lover]

I can be your friend, or I can cut you up and feed you to your doggy xP

[MaliciousMarlequin]

I can be your friend, or your capture...er

[TheAngelxXxDevil]

i can be your friend, or your sweaty pumpkin

[Bubbles1234514]

Do you straighten your hair?

[rtruweee]

@Bubbles1234514 yea he does.. he has a vid thts called how I make my hair sexy or something and he goes thru all the steps of doing his hair... hahha

[rtruweee]

@Bubbles1234514 my bad its actually called How to Have Sexy Hair

[NeonAttacked]

I can be your friend,or your friend with benifits :)

[AquaSockz]

I can be your friend or your mom, it depends how the test turns out.

[Scenechick10O]

I can be your friend, or ur FUCK BUDDEH

[TheDanicaL]

I can be your friend, Or your Worst Nightmre... You choose :)

[ClumsyJuliet]

i can be your friend, or i can rape you.

[XxXEmoCuppyCakexXx1]

i can be your friend or your bestfriend :D xDD

[luisjr000]

Best Intro Son Ever.

[videogamelover4300]

i can be your friend, or your butt buddy.

[JerissiferTv]

i can be your friend, or your sexual disease. ither way Im stuck neer you, itchy and annoying.

[kodydarkk]

can poeple on youtube not be original anymore ? -_-

[rjcuk]

You sound like Johnny Depp when you say "Don't that again, k?" :D

[CarolineHighsmith]

i can be your friend or......your ke$ha either way i'll hurt your ears

[ArLeFe]

i can be your friend or I'll kill you

[ahammerdoggirl]

i can be your frien or your towel

[ClawsPrower]

That's unnecessary violence towards trees! PETT (people for the ethical treatment of trees) will be pissed.

[asssssssss420]

i can be your friend, or girlfriend <3 ohlalalal (:

[LittleBlondeGirl123]

I can be your friend, or i can be....your mister ducky you pussy!!

[LittleBlondeGirl123]

I can be your friend, or i can be....your mister ducky you pussy!!

[ahammerdoggirl]

i can your friend orrrrrrrrrrrrrrr a pussy

[jazygirl2u]

i can be your friend .or your butt buddy

[Elmocares4U]

i can be your friend, or fuck sarah palin.

[giannaluva65]

so, i just blazed a blunt to the head, and this randomly popped up, i watched it lmfao

[moomoozoozoo99]

i can be your friend or a sugar cube

[fegdog]

sex slave :D

[XxReyesxX101]

kinda late buth!: i will be your friend or ill ph*ck yew!

[1234animecrazy]

I can be your friend, or your TheRAPIST... Er... Therapist

[onlyforlove72]

I can be your friend, or stick a spoon in ur ear

[MelissaMurder666]

i can be your friend or banana peel

[taylor39cake]

i can be your friend or hoe ;)

[mrsjustinbieber4]

oh the hippies are gunna be pissed LOL

[girlzluvanime]

i can be ur friend, or i can be ur friend with benefits ;)

[JustMolleex]

LOL! "Oh shit, that wasn't supposed to happen!" <3

[wolflady389]

i can be your friend or i can jack slap u like a kangaroo ...... wait...... kangaroos dont slap O....M......G

[ostritchman101]

i can be your friend, or i can be your not friend.

[V4NnASOsk8ER]

I can be your friend. Or your mexican slave troll.

[shortman310]

I can be your friend, or you crazy uncle that lives next door and kills small boys... you pick...

[SuperAshlie95]

Ohai, I can be your friend or enemy.

[cindysthehostess]

i butt fucked a tree because of him :D

[HumanBullShit]

I can be your friend, or die!

[weirdness14]

0:41 WTF IS THAT?! LOL

[candycane00000000]

@weirdness14, its a teddy bear dog

[weirdness14]

@candycane00000000 yeah, i didn't realize that until after i posted that...haha(:

[Blackbloodforever]

I can be your friend.

Or your girlfriend.