Backstroke of the West - An Untold Love Story

[AMGalego]

2:03 obi wan says lolwut?

[kjarri42]

Oh god, star wars the porno!

[Trebgah]

FOREEEEEVEEEEEERRRRR

[jstealth89]

Palpatine: You two careful, he is big.

Obi Wan: Mr. speaker, we are for the big.

HAHAHAHAHAH XD

[lonewanderer77]

the movie is better with these subs

[Garonyldas]

R2 beats it like no other.

[TenouHaruka0]

Lol I like in the translation right after "Allah Gold" and "Speaker D" kill Mace Windu. "Allah Gold" says "I did what."

[KaiserBrandon340]

thumbs up if you are already at full cock

[Damiel317]

"Apparently I depraved", "This will be an unprecedented affair"... the translator is an Anakin/Palpatine shipper, methinks.

[CZC899]

Only guarantee my cuckoldry the safety. hehe

[zazzoa]

you are already at full cock now XD

[VACfilms]

Ahahaha Mr. Speaker! xD

[facePuncher5]

DO WANT more movies with Engrish subtitles.

[ohmandamp]

Finally somebody gets it. The lightsabers are actually manifestations of the jedi's manhood! Hence why Anakin is at full cock.

And R2 really is fucking all those wall sockets.

[ohmandamp]

This one film is filled with so many potential memes.

[zearsocom]

impossible u are at full cock now

[Deretythe]

Beat it, R2. Carefully.

[slashreported]

I call BS on this video. There's no conceivable way that "nooooo" can be translated into "do not want". No translator or translation software is that "creative" with a simple word like "no".

[durane42]

@slashreported Chinese has no word specifically for "no." It simply negates the relevant word; hence, "do not want." Remember also that this was translated into Chinese FIRST, by a human, and then back into "English" by a computer.

[hoax4254]

"He is in my behind!"

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Oh, damn, that's great.

[lookachair1]

if you guys ever have the time, go watch "backstroke of the west"

its the whole star wars 3 in the english -> chinese -> back to english

and its the funniest thing i have ever seen

[aquapendulum]

In between the deleted sex scene (no seriously, just search the keyword along with the movie name on YT)

[Izayoiaki24]

I always knew R2 was into that stuff.

[LuisCArenas]

So Anakin is brought to his knees next to the emperor and hears him say "You are at full cock now"

WOW.

[superMOPAR540]

R2 do you is fucking

wtf?

we are at full cock now

WTF???

[Leprechaunproduction]

"Beat it, R2! Carefully"

Oh great, now I can never watch any of these movies again without horrible images popping into my mind.

[MaidenofNight]

DO NOT WAAAANT.

[Skoodzy]

lol iin chinese its bu yao which direct translation is : do not want lolollololol wow i just got that

[ekmad]

2:12 "You are already at full cock now"

LMAO... how could these subtitles be that bad!

[tflover1221]

do not want lol

[welcometoloserland]

Who knew that the origin of the phrase "DO NOT WANT" was so epic?

[sleepinglionheart24]

LMAO i remember watching a anime my friend got and all the translations are wrong which makes it funnier LMAO

[RoflcoptersForLife]

FTB for the big XD

[ProfBlahson1]

lolololololol

[arxsastrowardoyo]

"Your'e already at full cock now"

loooooooooool

[alexmetalfox]

Did the audio die?

[ICJLXI]

yep

[lishakara]

OHHHH so this is where DO NOT WANT meme came from

personally the

Impossible!

You are already at full cock

made my day. roffle copter.

[cicaksantiago]

do not want

epic lmao.

[theocean1973]

EPIC FAIL LOLOLOLOL!!!

[Tommiddlecoat]

fake :/

[Gothorochimaru]

It's real dude, look up Backstroke of the West. It's a chinese bootleg.

[DarrynTheStrange]

He is in my Behind!!!

You two careful, he is big!

...Mr Speaker, we are for the big!

[nanceinsnow]

The disgusting thing came. DDDDD:

[fierceasfire]

what the?!

ROTFL

[Fannsisk8er]

hes is in my behind lol

[Zelaron]

First aid airship!

[CrunchyNutKBar]

Tasa stock sent me here

[Rawful42]

You are already at full cock now.

[gnahzdivad]

This is great! I wonder how the rest of it would look since a lot of it was cut...

[ScarcticCG]

Holy shit, I haven't laughed so much in ages!

I am LITERAL Y in pain laughing!

Instant 5*

[lordguy5]

no sound......

[lordguy5]

i cant belive this isnt fake!

[Chirbu]

I'm gonna choke XDDD This is just fantastic.

"This is what who fuck."

[girbeef]

omg! i think i have this!

someone brought me this weird Asian copy of star wars 4 or 5 months before it was supposed to come out on dvd. it also had some really weird subtitles. i never actually bothered to watch the full movie and see what they said... i think i will now!

[Idiotsoverdose]

Fucking hilarity.

[aceistookool]

impossible.

impossible.

You are already at full cock now.

OMFG AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH I HAD TO PAUSE TO CATCH MY BREATH

[fayeMASK]

They subtitled the writing, and incorrectly.

Bahaha, I'm literally crying with laughter.

[Emaster03]

beat it R2... carefully

ROFL!!!

[hvordanerdudag]

haha, "Do not want". that was pretty good

[SporeSubmitter]

I cannot keep watching as Im chocking on my lack of air.

[XMuseXObsessiveX]

OMG, THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS.

But it's okay, because he's already at full cock now.

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLRO­FLROFL!

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

Fake! (but a good one)

[aroundtheworls]

It's not fake, though these guys rearranged the scenes.

[Icheeva]

YOU ARE ALREADY AT FULL COCK NOW

[HeIsJiree]

AHAHAHHAHA

[davidkolo]

you are already on full cock now!

[bopomofo]

after watching this, i will never look at R2 the same way again.

[dragonstarz456]

1:14-1:17 and do not want lol

[vinsong]

lol, change the subtitles abit, and u get a comedy. there should be a business for these translators. they can ake big money!!!! rofl

[Autobot71Ironhide]

1:26 lol and Do not want.

[bluezinc]

Do not want!!

lol, is this where that meme came from?

[KaiserTota]

yep

[EccentricWolven23]

we are for the big, mr.speaker

[ZipsterB]

ROFL, man that is good

[Insertnamehere13]

sounds like a great plot for a porno!

[mazare777]

"DO NOT WANT" made my day

[AshuraXDemon]

Why is everyone marking "Do Not Want" a spam?

[DelMonteOnSteroids]

you sir are obviously unfamiliar with the interwebs.

[SplaserStudios]

"He is in my behind"

ROFLMFAO

[sharp87]

"You are already at full cock now!" made my day :D :D :D

[36thgallardo]

You are already at full cock now!

[Merchant2006]

"Do you fuck on I"

LMAO!

[brunoasv]

AUIHAUAIUAIIHIA

[Dwakey]

You make out quite good.

[KaeKaeValentine]

LMFAO. It would've been better if I could hear what they actually said, but this is soooo wtf I just can't stop laughing. It hurts. My heart and lungs hurt, but maybe that was the McDonalds I had earlier slowly killing me. Omg, 'Do Not Want', that was epic, I need like a screen cap of that, omg, lol.

[Spellmyname25]

Be careful he is a big

Mr. speaker, we are for the big

[MRBHV]

HAHAHAHA!

[aweha]

you are already at full cock now

[StriHiryu]

I ROFLMAO'd

[Sonicobbsessed]

Audio?

[DPTrecc]

this was amazing

[maury2000]

DO NOT WANT! Fucking win :)

[Xbogey]

This is what who fuck.

Do not want.

[animeman05]

No translation oddities did not change the plot, it was Episode one so there was no plot to begin with.

[Monuver]

OH NOES! HE IS IN MY BEHIND!

did they even try?

[Exlan2142]

Do not want

made me rofl

[jaimesuper]

lol "but sir you are at full cock"

[MasterGir]

Mr. Speaker, we are for the big

[shirouzuko]

DO NOT WANT |DDD

[joshieelol]

R2, do you is fucking

[dumbasssweden]

Fail!

[Uraharasensei]

"Beat it R2".... xDDDDD

[HowToBeReal]

Shock ! Do a search for Wee Wars. R2's even funnier there.

[makehaste2112]

DO NOT WANT

[lion575]

Here in Philippines, the subtitles really suck.

[Sniperwors]

watch?v=ywoqy9PBN-0

LMAO

[pptakashi]

The thing is, here in China, many many movies have really bad subtitles. It's actually even worse, how they sometimes translate the english into chinese. so the chinese subtitles are even more fckt up^^

[Fenrisaconite]

"Then can make we out?"

"Lo, all right."

XD

[Doomsday192]

I was hoping for "all your base are belong to us"

[imfromtambunan]

HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHA

[seriegubben]

"Do not want!"

Epic lol.

[mike193366]

Impossible... you are already at full cock now.

[Thek213]

Mr. Speaker, we are for the big"

[Dannykunnn]

He is in my behind! LOL

[ninaruru]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! good one.

[sheepbomb100]

"He is in my behind"

"you make out quite good"

"You are at full cock now" o_O

[drewry]

god this was so funny i was crying from laughing so hard.

[RapturedSaint]

That wasn't really that funny until "DO NOT WANT" That made it worthwhile.

[dayv5001]

Yeeeeh, the jokes that people say all the time are great. New jokes suck.

[cambaprecoz]

Now we have to name an actual galaxy Faraway.

[colt45joe]

NOOOooooo = Do not want !?

[youuuvandal]

is there suppose to be sound?

[barlin07]

Oh My Gosh!!  That is too funny!

[Torfinnmadssen]

Not the real subs I think. I mean, ofc they're not proper, but I don't think the chinese translated it this way...

[Exerci]

Except...these are from a chinese dvd. It's pretty much the direct translation from the chinese subs to the English subs, except... just worse. The title "backstroke of the west" probably means that they translated "sith" as Xi (or shi), which literally means west. :P

[Torfinnmadssen]

You mean they actually say "fuck" at those awkward places? in the subtitled DVD that is

[kagenoneko]

yup. if you look at engrish sites, they'll have "fuck" in weird places

ex:

do not fuck the chair yourself

and so on

[Exerci]

the problem is, the syntax of chinese is not at all like the syntax of English, so it's hard to see exactly what the heck went on.

[Torfinnmadssen]

Meh, It's still funny :)

[YuriPRIME]

DO NOT WANT!

[PunkyGirlx3]

lol xD

[ShiryuGL]

Ill post a reply if and when I stop laughing, bravo.

[bigdsears]

Impressed I am not

[Catscan93]

lol...you are at full cock now

you killed your girlfriend

"DO NOT WANT" lol....

[kevman5]

how does this have 90k views and like 40 ratings o.O

[iam2noob4u]

most people watch it on engrishfunny[dot]com

[roark0806]

it'd be funnier if they weren't all 6th grade level sexual innuendos. just my opinion.

[johnobama]

not for all those six graders watching...

[ES11681]

this is stupid n retarded

[sailorshadow13]

Hilarous! XD "You are at full cok now!"

DO NOT WANT!

[jnorris441]

I like how you slap your logo on everyone else's videos

[DarthClam]

It's not fake at all! I've seen it all over the interernet. It was a good choice to put it on failblog.

[Cypres1]

FAKE!!!!

[aroundtheworls]

I'm the guy who originally uploaded the screenshots from the DVD I bought in Shanghai. It's definitely not a fake- if you do a search online you can find the entire subtitles file that I uploaded.

not funny