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  • I don't always invent a religion...

    But when I do, I make sure it costs more than ten houses.

  • you should make more of these :)

  • xenu o.O

  • I have a feeling this cult is hiding something rather sinister behind the front of just being a cult for the rich and insane. Dont ask me what.. but yeah, just a feeling I have

  • I love Scientology; it's a great display of a man made holy book being used to control and con people dumb enough to believe it. Why does that sound so familiar?

  • anyone who buys into all this intelligence insulting crap deserves to have this scamming cult rip them off!

  • @dancingnancy09 Let's leave christianity out of this, please.

  • @jake44514 lol

  • @jake44514 sorry? I missed the part where brought christianity into it!

  • Scientologists are like the mob.

  • I have 3 potatos.. fuck yea

  • lol, a Scientology ad in this video.

  • @fedelede2 - I was just about to type the same thing! I like how it says find out for yourself, I think we just did!

  • LOL The true nature of religion: controling people's lives while stripping them from their money

  • If Scientology didn't charge so much, the religion could have worked. Reincarnation, even as an Atheist, I believe is a possibility.

  • Evidence?

  • wait a moment...so are we the Thetans? if humanity existed before them does that mean they are possessed by Thetans and if that's the case am i the human being possessed by a god or the god possessing a poor animal?

  • @Lionlord1000 I think they made the bodies for the thetans

  • so....how is scientology different from other religions?

  • @redrounin it doesn't, the only difference is you might be able to read the book of scientology without getting bored since its just science fiction

  • @DexterEvilGenius haha never considered that. kinda makes me want to pick up a copy

  • The Church of Scientology is more evil than Al Quaeda. At least the latter is open about their destructive goals.

  • Do Thetans reproduce...or what? I mean our population's growing at an accelerating rate...but I guess we'll never know until we pay up $500,000.

  • @MrUltimate9000 Good point, reminds me of George Carlin's monologue about why he didn't believe in reincarnation. If there were originally 6 people w/ 6 souls then 6 died and 6 were born w/ reincarnated souls fine, but now there are billions of people. "Someone's printing up souls and it's ruining their face value".

  • I would see this movie.

  • scientoligy, the true reason why the world is in a recesion.

  • wait thats what they really believe in i thought south park just made that up

  • @emean5 Nope, that's why South Park put the disclaimer up that said this is what they actually believe. They didn't need to do anything to satirize it, it does that to itself. Though Mormonism isn't too far off. Look up the song "I Believe" from The Book of Mormon - everything in it said after the words "I believe" are actual Mormon beliefs. Crazy stuff.

    watch?v=PHEqCXY2B-w

  • as it says at the beginning of the video 'you have got to be shitting me' that is all

  • Whoa, I always knew Scientology was "different" than most religion but wow I didn't know they were this crazy.

  • @StraightPunkEdge93 There was this nice lady, who was just ill then through Scientology neglect she was dying and to cure her they locked her in a room with a tape recording of Hubbard putting on a stupid voice talking about Xenu, charging her 50K for this treatment at their special facillity, where no one not even the law could get to her until it was too late. Thats how dangerous scientology is. Google it.

  • This is so well done!

  • I don't have a problem with atheists ridiculing Scientology. I do, however, have a problem with theists ridiculing Scientology. I also have a problem with individuals posting/pedling others ideas/thoughts as their own. After all, in the spirit of the THINKING atheist, think!

  • @ssesf I agree. The pot calling the kettle black isn't simply infuriating, it's also rather baffling.

    My mother did this recently when a friend of her's passed away. Someone posted on his FB page that he was in peace and that Jesus would soon return to bring all of his flock to peace. She scoffed, so I asked "Isn't that EXACTLY what YOU believe?"

    She paused and then said "...Well yeah, but I'm not all poetic about it."

    I simply stared at her.

  • HAHAHAAHHAAAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHA­HAAHHAAAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA­HHAAAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA­AAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAA! BAM!

  • LOLfuck just fuck hahahahaha thethinkingatheist has really cracked me up... Good show cracking down on this nonsense LOL.

  • Isn't the E-meter just a simple device that measures skin conductance aka galvanic skin response (GSR)?

  • Good work.

  • tom cruise is a small Cretin idiot piece of shit and he has kate under kidnapping

  • Scientology what a joke. Does humanity not have any shame? Is reality that depressing?

  • Ron was skitzooooooo

  • do all/other churches get such a financial prostate exam? they should

  • I'd like to shake off my shackles, but every time I go to do so, my Thetan wants another Whiskey on the rocks and I must admit, they're pretty good.

  • @ChainReaction666 Haha you made my night.

  • @mrpurplephrog you're right. People go from 0-hate in a matter of seconds. I did something similar on a Muslim website and well, they were not happy. What about religious tolerance? I asked. No responses at all. Ask a Christian if they believe in Scientology. It's like an Atheist talking to a Christian.

  • So it's sorta like Metroid... except the X Parasites were already in people and when someone is killed or dies, the parasite can be absorbed by someone else?

  • Minor note:  "thetan" rhymes with "Satan."

  • No more ridiculious than any other religion.

  • You HAVE got to be shitting me!?!?

  • God can still save you all

    REPENT your sins and you will be forgiven in the eyes of our lord and savior.

    Amen.

  • @MrPurplephrog fuck off

  • @Markic59 u mad bro?

    /watch?v=2Z4m4lnjxkY

    hahahaha i knew it would'nt be long before i got some hate.

  • @MrPurplephrog go to hell

  • @Mich199999 hahahai was joking, i dont believe in religion or any of that nonsense, just wanted to see how people would react ahaha :)

  • L. Ron Hubbard and Michael McKean (of SPINAL TAP and Lenny from LAVERNE & SHIRLEY)-- Separated at birth?

  • What a scam

  • How do I apply for the E-Meter job?! $500,000 what a career path!

  • Sounds legit... where can I sign up ?

  • I guess so the scientology is an art :)

  • if you use your mouth to say Jesus is Lord,

    and if you believe in your heart that God raised Jesus from the dead,

    you will be saved romans 10:9

    repent.repent.........

  • @oceantalk1 You should go preach in a Christian video. No one will convert that easily.

  • @exelpaperclip123 why do you have such little faith?

  • @oceantalk1 I never said anything about my faith. Just go preach out on the streets better, since people will listen to you.

  • @oceantalk1 "Yes Ron, she is rather cute"

    Harry Potter and the goblet of fire, page ten.

    See? We can all quote from childrens books.

  • @DoctorKandosii heheh... that reminds me of a time that an ignorant christian (surprised?) asked on a video the following: "if god is not real... then who wrote the bible? just think about that for a moment".

    response: "if harry potter is not real then who wrote harry potter?"

  • @oceantalk1 please... shut your mouth. You're not impressive since you can quote a fictitious piece of poisonous literature.

  • then the King will say to those on his left,go away from me.you

    will be punished.go into the FIRE THAT BURNS FOREVER that was pre

    pared for the devil and his angels. matt 25:41-42

    but coward those who refuse to believe,who kill,who sin sexually,

    who does evil things,who worship idols,who tell lies,

    who does evil magic,

    all these will have a place in the lake of burning sulfur,

    this is the second death rev 21:8

    let God be true and every man a liar romans 3:4

  • people who believe in God son are not judged guilty,

    those who do not believe have already been judged guilty,

    because they have not believed in God one and only son,

    they are judged by this fact,the light has come into the world,

    but they did not want light,

    they wanted darkness,

    because they were doing evil things john 3:18-20

  • There is a God

    God's anger is shown from heaven against all the evil and

    wrong things people do,by their own evil lives they hide the

    truth,God shows his anger because some knowledge of him has

    been made clear to them,yes God has shown himself to them.

    romans 1:18-19

  • There are things about him that people can not see-his

    eternal power and all the things that make him God,but since

    the beginning of the world those things have been easy to

    understand by what God has made,so people have no excuse for

    the bad things they do romans 1:20-21

  • I used to think I was a scientologist because I believed more in science than religion...then I found out what scientology was and I went "oops!"

  • i'm surprised by the fact that so many retards believes in the bullshit the church of scientology dishes out

  • I want to spend my $500k and unleash my god-like power... I could have a Magneto, Superman, or "I dream of Jeanie" trapped inside just waiting to get out! I'm going to go pick out my spandex super suit now!!!

  • Adding on to my previous statement, Scientology, along with some other belief systems, are more like... Crack. Harmful and anyone on it is completely and utterly delusional.

  • Religion, Is like.. say... a medication. Taken responsibly in combination with other things can be healthy and in fact could lead to a longer and healthier life, but taken in high amounts, poorly used, and/or taken with alcohol, it can be damaging. Personally, I enjoy it and have it in decent amounts. But its not for everyone.

  • wow, just wow

  • I can't believe anyone believes this shit. Truly scary !

  • I wonder how come Futurama hasn't satirized Scientology yet...?

  • ALL HAIL XENU!!! XD

  • Anyone ever tried doing one of their tests on their website? They want to know everything about you right down to your credit card details before you even take the test. And when I say everything I mean everything. (Everything does not include any stupid requests like specific lengths of appendages etc).

  • Now children dont get mistaken that scientology is the religion for scientists, its the religion for when sience-fiction readers go off the deep end and believe that fictional stories are real. Also dont get scientology mixed up with christianity or islam. They are completely different. Christianity and Islam is the religion for when Fantasy readers go off the deep end. And there ends this one off explanation about some of the religions of the world.

  • I thought South Park made up all the stuff about Xenu and Thetans. I didn't think anyone was stupid enough to believe it.

  • I actually like this one...Thanks for posting!

  • of course your chemicals are a big mess

  • I love watching these. Keep up the excellent work!

  • ah the bridge to total bullshit

  • HeWillPrevail you honestly dont grasp science do you? arguing with a person that doesnt understand is pointless when they already think themselves correct.good day to you and I hope someday you come to face your own arrogant ignorance.

  • I always thought that Scientology was a joke religion like Pastafarianism and the church of the I.P.U. Although the I.P.U is really and is our almighty divine Lady and so should not have been included on that list. Forgive me for my blasphemy oh Great Pink One

  • "Mr. Cruse, after your audit we measured your medichlorian levels and after another $500,000.00 you'll almost be a Jedi"

  • Why would atheists pay so much money to produce all these professional videos in order to fight something that doesn't exist???

  • @unomnacajit111 Maybe it has something to do with the rampant influence of religion into our homes, school science and history books and political systems. Maybe it stems from the litany of people who knock on our doors threatening eternal damnation for non-belief. Maybe it's because the tide of superstition has gone unchecked for far too long. Something like that...

  • @TheThinkingAtheist Seriously... my lit teacher is really religious and he ranted for 30 min about how the school cant stop him from praying to god in class,we read religious books like this man who used fear to teach religion, My lit teacher then quotes from the bible asking us about the bible and then being dissapointed to know that we dont know anything about the bible! I thank you for your videos showing the true idiocy of religion.

  • @TheThinkingAtheist I wish i could like your comment. I would just make thousands of accounts just to press that little up thumb. Thanks so much for making these videos.

  • @TheThinkingAtheist Amen to that..oh wait. You know what I mean ;)

  • @TheThinkingAtheist i think he believes that there is a fine line between fighting for ones beliefs and trolling

  • @TheThinkingAtheist Well said--this is exactly the reason why I support shows like The Thinking Atheist and The Atheist Experience for reasons such as this.

  • @TheThinkingAtheist Indeed. If scientology can be protected because people don't lcan't bear to have their religious sensibilities offended then free speech is dead. All religion is poison as the investigations into clerical abuse in the catholic church show. The Dalai Llama calls himself a man of peace yet he celebrated when India exploded a nuclear bomb. The idiot also adopts a very convenient morality when it comes to prostitutes.

  • @unomnacajit111

    Watch 2:28 - 3:23 again.

    Why *would* expose an organization known for fraud, tax evasion, money laundering, frivolous law suits, tampering with investigations, harassment, treats, assault...

    Take care

  • @akylae101 you still dont get it do you? WHY would you spend all that money exposing this evil(does evil exist?) institution? If there's no God and afterlife get the money and buy an island, some girls and a few martinis and have fun!!! Why do you atheists worry so much about this shit? There's no wrong or right, no God no afterlife remember? Why is this guy wasting his few remaining days as an assembly of lifeless chemical compounds on fighting evil(?) institutions???

  • @unomnacajit111

    Because those institutions are making the world a worse place and we, our friends, relatives and descendants have to live in it; and also because we empathize with people harmed by them on account of not being sociopaths.

    Take care

  • @akylae101 YOU DONT GET IT DO YOU??? Why do you CARE about the world??? you'll desintegrate soon into lifeless chemicals. Why do you CARE??? Why do you care about your children if they're just lifeless chemicals like you ??? Fuck them, have fun!! What the hell, kill them and live your life. Don't worry, there's no God, just kill them and move on, have fun with your last remaining days, you'll desintegrate into nothing soon!!! WHY DO YOU CARE ???

  • @unomnacajit111 We care because empathy for other collections of lifeless chemicals is wired into our brains, and because everyone has at least rudimentary sense of what is right and wrong, not necessarily gained from religion, but from life experience. This, combined with our empathy, gives us a natural urge to try and change the world. Honestly, our 'cares' have little to do with it. We're slaves to instinct, like you're a slave to the instinct of looking for a higher power which isn't there.

  • @MrJStroller wow thanks for the conflicting and quite frankly, retarded explanation...a real eye-opener, many thanks...

  • @unomnacajit111 You're welcome :D

  • @unomnacajit111

    "Is made of" doesn't mean "is". If it were, graphite and diamond would be the same. They're not.

    We're not a lifeless bunch of molecules. A puddle is. Which is why we *don't* care what happens to a puddle.

    We are living, feeling, compassionate bunches of molecules. That's why we care what happens to other living, feeling bunches of molecules.

    Phil said it best: watch?v=yB-BBVQLnxI

    Take care.

  • @akylae101 news for you : the atheist religion says that you come from rocks. That's right, just take a (compassionate?)rock, pour (compassionate?)water on it for 4 billion years and presto, you have a human being.

  • @unomnacajit111 Right... Thats advanced abiogenesis for you.

    Also, please explain how not believing in God(s) is a religion. Do you practice the fine religion of "not-a-believer-in-allah"? Or is it jahve you not believe in?

  • @GnosticAtheist The genealogy of Jesus Christ found in Mathew 1:1 -11 (Greek version) : the number of words is divisible by 7, the number of vowels is divisible by 7, the number of consonants is divisible by 7, the number of letters is divisible by 7, the number of words that begin with a vowel is divisible by 7, the number of words that begin with a consonant is divisible by 7, the number of words that occur more than once is divisible by 7, [cont]

  • @unomnacajit111 the number of words that occur in more than one form is divisible by 7, the number of words that occur in only one form is divisible by 7, the number of nouns is divisible by 7, only 7 words are not nouns, the number of names is divisible by 7, only 7 other kind of nouns exist, the number of male names is divisible by 7, the number of generations is divisible by 7.

  • @unomnacajit111 ... What?

  • @unomnacajit111

    Newsflash: Atheism isn't a religion. Atheism says nothing on the origin of life. Abiogenesis does not say pour water over rocks and hey presto - life. Evolution doesn't say life + 4.5 billion years = humanity.

    You're coming off as the love child of an and airhead and a troll. Stop arguing straw-men.

    Take care and good bye

  • @unomnacajit111 Because people like you are incredibly dumb and cannot grasp the reality around them and have to rely on their imaginary friend to go on. Because believers like you are the apex of hypocrisy and falsehood. Because people ridicule you and your belief not something that "doesn't exist". The problem is you, since "god" doesn't exist. Do you understand that now? It's your gullible tendencies and weak will that tend to ruin mankind.

  • @Blasthood Why do you care about dumb people??? If you're just a freak accident of nature, why do you CARE about me? I did my research moron, I never learned anything from school except reading & arithemtics and all I know I learned on my own, i never believed anyone. I used to be an agnostic until I came accross retards like you and decided to do my own historical research...All you know you know from someone else, All I know I know from research...

  • @unomnacajit111 Yeah well you know, it's because you ruin the world and humanity by following religions that repress any sort of individual thinking, and that bothers me because you then enjoy what other people have invented for you while at the same time bashing those people. Here is the reason, now stop trolling.

  • @unomnacajit111 because religion is rammed down our throats on a daily basis you twit

  • @phildirt3 OK, so who rammed religion down your throat today? and why are you watching videos about God anyway if He doesn't exist? are you mad? I mean you will decompose soon and turn into lifeless chemicals again, make the best of your time while those chemicals are still bound together!

  • @unomnacajit111 to show the stupidity of religions !

  • @flexbrat what's a religion? can you give me a definition please?

  • @unomnacajit111 To keep religous kooks away from our children... Ever hear of priests raping children? It really happened. And the violence most religons have done. We would prefer that you don't abuse and teach our children violence, so we combat these kooks and protect mankind's future...

  • @rockoutmichigan why do you care about mankind? what are you scared of?

  • @unomnacajit111 Professional videos? These can be produced in a couple hours in Adobe CS5. They're just animated slide shows. Religions have 100's of TV Networks devoted to them across the globe. Wonder how much money those cos... Wait, no, pretty sure they make a profit.... Every last one of them.

  • @unomnacajit111 Maybe to warn and protect the more gullible among us of the risk of cults?

  • @AliRadicali what?

  • @unomnacajit111 RIGHT ON, SAIGON!

  • @unomnacajit111 Religion is real God is not

  • @HannoverFisk I'm afraid he is... I can't believe it myself, but denying his existence is retarded. Tell me, have you ever had a feeling that everything is unreal? Well, if you ever do, you will come to understand how illogical our existence is, or existence at all for that matter.

  • @unomnacajit111 Because it does exist as a matter that people believe in? And atheists want to educate people in the absurdity of something like Scientology?

  • @unomnacajit111 besides.. doesn't seem THAT expensive

  • So people are so dumb and ignorant they don't reasearch a "religion" and piss away their savings on a cult that was made up entirely by a sci fi novelist. People really are dumb.

  • Agnostic Atheist over here! But seriously how did this become a religion?

  • Dont worry I have sent Xenu to clean toilets for all eternety for what he did to you!!!

    you can thank me later

  • @phuckweed I apologise for the previous outburst. It wasn't me ... it was the Thetan inside me.

  • Google $cientology to find out more info about one of the most vindictive and and money grubbing "religions."

  • .........XENU 

  • bridge to total freedom from your money yay

  • Sounds like Christians trying to gain control by impressing sci-fi geeks.

  • this sounds like a mixture between satanism and the story in the his dark materials trilogy

  • Wow, even the Bible make more sence than this, and thats saying a lot

  • WAIT? after seeing this video, 1 simple question? DO PEOPLE ACTUALLY BELEIVE THIS?

  • @imthetank3 Amazing what you can make people believe right?

  • @triovani Amazing not so much, more like SAD, sad to know other humans are so gullible that they will beleive anything the majority/group of the people say.

  • still smarter than christianity and islam :)

    of course thats not saying much, since scientology is smarter than other religions, its still stupider than a shit-eating contest

  • thanks PointlessSteel

    The video said they go into an uninhabited  infant after their current human host dies. That's what confused me. It seems they can't be killed.

  • SO... they want those aliens living in them? If they go from one human to another, what happens to the human they inhabit? Do they die? I don't get it.

  • @californiawitch according to the church they were alien souls that inhabited humans. They can't leave the body, or perhaps they can if you get rid of engrams, which are bad experiences. I'm not sure if you're supposed to get rid of the thetans or just break their chains. They can't transfer to another human though.

  • My Reaction: "HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA"

  • If the 'thetan' is chained because of things we do should babies have god powers?

  • @GetsugaTenshoXD no they're chained because they were brainwashed. And the thetan's experiences must be relived or something like that. Then those chains are broken.

  • google 'scientology+lisa mcpherson murder' to see what this creepy, dangerous cult are capable of....

  • I hate Scientology. They are truely a cult, and this video can only skim the surface.

  • Finally, a religion for the rich, no middle class or poor people allowed.

  • It seems athiests are more interested in God and religion than anyone.

  • @savezelda I address this on my FAQ page.

  • @TheThinkingAtheist Good FAQ, you did mention Quetzalcoatl twice. Did you just suggest that not smoking is a religion? (sarcasm).

  • @TheThinkingAtheist Speaking of the FAQ, on it you say an episode costs $150-$1500 to make. Where does that all go?

  • @TheThinkingAtheist i cant believe what i am watching. how did Scientology ever become a religion? i need a time-out because i cant stop laughing from this nonsense.

  • @savezelda a good quote of a smart man says that atheists are required to prove their knowledge of both science and theology in order to say 'religion is a very stupid thing' on the other hand, for a priest with the theological training of a 'hedgehog' can say he affirms the truth of God, and people will applaud him.

  • @savezelda want want to disprove the dillusion

    If there is a snake in your bedroom , ignoring it wont make it go away

  • @savezelda

    Yeah it's studied in great curiosity the same way zoologists study monkeys... I like to be a well-informed objector

  • @savezelda

    of course we are.

    just like a stabbing victim is more interested in the knife than the assailant :)

  • @savezelda I'm an atheist, and I am REALLY interested in cultures and religions, and I respect them :D

  • @savezelda Well the atheists are the most targeted for conversion and religious attacks so they either need to know their stuff better than priests or look like fools, which according to Christians they do because they read the bible more than Christians. Makes sense right?

  • @jdandsomevids why are you an atheist?

  • @savezelda we aim to enlight... we're charitable that way

  • @LughSabian Enlight in what way?

  • @savezelda I don't know, you said you aim to enlight. I'm a latter-day saint and have had spiritual experiences that make it impossible for me to deny my faith.

  • @savezelda "your personal experiences... don't impress me..."

  • @LughSabian we'll enlighten me then.