TLDR - The Most Awkward Questions Our Korean Students Ever Asked Us

[SkylaRedfern]

so many spit takes..i need to remember not to drink while watching something funny

[Degenskonto]

He should have said the size of my lollipop lol

[pixza1085]

I laughed so hard at this video! Thank Simon and Martina for always making me laugh at 1 in the morning!

[P0oDoll]

We need more people like you guys! :D Especially the education-system (EVERYYWHEREEE) needs more people like yo *v*

[P0oDoll]

@P0oDoll I meant 'you' XD

[NikkiShear]

oh my gosh!! seriously??!! I just spit my coffee out on my macbook laughing so hard!! at the "drew a diagram on the chalkboard..." 1st time i laughed so hard watching youtube.. thank you.

[anatinoni]

I just want say that I've learnt more about Korean culture by watching your videos than anything else I found online or in books!! You guys are amazing! I always have a great time watching your videos while actually learning something! I wish you all the best and I hope you keep the videos coming! Simon and Martina! Hwaiting! ~Your fan, Ana from Portugal! ^^

[kagewar]

oh my i almost died when you said they started high fiving!!!!

[GabyDotLilien]

wat grade do u teach

[sharpayyevanss]

I seriously lolled the entire video!!

[Himiziz]

how old are your students?

[yulyu]

LMAO omg

[CGoodwinMason]

You were trolled. lol I teach English to Koreans in CA, and my students are the biggest trolls on earth -- one won't even tell his host family his name. I've resorted to calling him 도깨비 because that's as close as I can get to "troll" in Korean.

[GeorgiePorgieOrgie]

what a big peen simon LOL

[jayzgirl1]

195 cm??????? Holy F*ck! That's like taller than any K-Pop idol I know. o.0

[motoroia3]

LOL 백구십오!!

[mirroredhour]

"They see me trollin', they hating..." lol

[minMONSTERR]

haha, i really hope your students aren't young kids! they sure sounds like it with the silly questions they ask...

[SushiiAndMusic]

Omg, Simons height is 195cm?! Seriously, i thought he was like 175m or something. o_o

Didi't know he was that tall :o

[petitepoh]

During the first part of the video about the magic stick thing, I was like "Oh, Korean people seem to be so innocent...".

And then at the second part about the Simon's size thing, I was more like "Oh, maybe not so much..."

:)

[whatboy45]

XD i spit all over my screen when Martina said i drew a diagram on the board...

[parakissnyappy]

I AM DYING OHMYGOD

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH­AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHH

[KRAZYK101able]

SPUDGY!! 3:22

[DerekShepherd]

So basically it's all about dicks.

[Ancaryvan]

Magic-Stick --- Asianglish version of Wand most common used in Mandrin Speaking country as [M-oh] [F-ah] [B-ah-ng]

[M-oh] [F-ah] --- magic

[B-ah-ng] --- stick

[lorilievalmores]

ahhhhahahahahahahhaa.. that was hilarious. :D

[starrygleam]

LOOOOL SOFUNNY

[MachoManRamyunShop]

Damn, you are tall. 6'4".

[GoodWithRice]

195 cm?! OOOOH. *high fives*

Didn't it occur to them that isn't even physical possible? LOL.

[Xippoc]

I don't think they were thinking about your penis size honestly.

They were probably guessing how tall you were and making jokingly bets

[anamol92]

that was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!

[jjbtyeah]

Simon: PATRONUM!

POTTERHEAD FTW!

Martina, such a simple muggle mistake...

[surgerryy]

expecto patrenis !

[XoXoJad3oXoX]

"195cm.." "195CM?! OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!" *high fives each other and leaves*

LOL so hilarious!!! xD

[DeviLuvsSuJu]

you know, i thought Martina was short, but Simon is just REALLY tall lol

[OneandOnlyQueenie88]

LOL @ 3:31 xD i cant stop laughin!!

[KpopLov4]

viewers don't eat a lollipop(a real one) while watching this...

trust me from experience

[LAZYxYURI]

OMG they are so innocent....-_- i feel like a perv....those kids that asked Simon were bold lol

[syahirah960316]

are both of them teachers ? in korea ?

[ratchicken1]

@syahirah960316

yes. they teach English.

[JMukhi]

Oh so that's the magic stick in rainism ?! *awkward

[LUPITA311]

@JMukhi what else would it be?

[KirstieXoXo]

HAHAHHAHAA!!!!!

[tranle23]

195 cm??? you're tall. T-T

[ShortStackClemmensen]

Apparently Koreans have the smallest arrow average size in the world... >w< and the Japanese have the second, but I think people care about those things too much... it's doesn't matter if you have a small *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*........­.

[dreamymorgie123]

This just proves how innocent Korean people are XD

[09279090]

Are you 195cm???????????

[ENTHUSIASTICFIFAFAN]

So....Simon.....What's your actual size????

[dianal0l]

I thought magic stick was like harry potter too

[IcePrincess642]

LMFAOOO!!! I feel sorry for the both of you, especially Simon!!! xDD

[justlovely12]

HAHAHAHA nice one simon :D

[SwtLunatic]

Baek-oh-shipohhhh ,,,,,haha, that made my day! xD

[kmyres14]

@SwtLunatic *baek gu ship oh lol ... he's not a midget XD

[SwtLunatic]

@kmyres14 No no, I know that ....but his students were tlking about his 'magic stick'. Not his height xD

[mrchickennugget1000]

RandomUserx99 really? That's a bit awkward if someone ask me that if I were a boy I would be like ummmmmmmmmm what?! Seriously! lol but wow I never knew that

[purpleprimadonna77]

@BrownPartyDisko

[lokalllize]

what is the intro music from

[BlackLadyRockz]

students love to troll no matter where you are xDDD!! stating the obvious but... SIMON.. U'RE REAALLY TAAAAAAAAAALL!!! or more clearly im a hobbit?? x.x xDD

[xxblazingKiLLjoYxx]

LOL!! "Here's my magic stick, I whip it out of my pants and shoot a big white beam at you"

x"D

[mrchickennugget1000]

Haha wtf I thought Koreans were more appropriate but apparently not seeing they were sing about riding sticks, licking lollipops and even the size of your junk! Really is that really something u ask a freaking teacher O_O

[RandomUserX99]

@mrchickennugget1000 if they think they know you they ask the most personal questions. All Asians do this - if you are part of my in group I can ask you almost anything. It's quite normal.

[kockgunner]

@RandomUserX99 Would they be using polite or formal speech when asking such questions? :P

[Loveerrrpop]

I always thought Martina is short but now I know why...LOL

[MissJennyIsMe]

TROLLED TROLOLOLOL

[xCHRISTINE]

i am dying

[tamakikawaii]

Rain!!

[SammyZPro]

To me, it doesn't matter what number u put in front of centimeter. Even if u said 1000000 cm, i would think it was small ;33

[theHellostrawberry]

LOLOLOLOL omg..195cm!? OHHHHHHHHH!!!

[amaguasify]

The korean students are trollin' XD

[KawaiiTenshi813]

oh korean students, they are so innocent

when i was like in 5th grade me and all my friends knew EVERYTHING!

but life is funnier when u have a dirty mind lol XD we would like tell perverted jokes and all tht

i've been thinking tht i would really like to go back and visit asia one day(im chinese), but i dont think it would be as much fun cuz everybody there would have a really innocent mind....

[heyyoupeanut]

@KawaiiTenshi813 not all of us are. :)

[heyyoupeanut]

@KawaiiTenshi813 I share plenty of dirty jokes lol.

[KawaiiTenshi813]

@heyyoupeanut lol xD I dont think I can stand life with an innocent mind...it would be too boring

[tokioism07]

lol

[SeijunAme]

Korean students being the biggest trolls ever haha!

[Kpoplover446]

You guys are hilarious! XD X) ROFLMFAO!~ XD PWAHAHAHAHAHA~ X)) That must have been awkward..

[Flooh16]

sub esp!! please! u.u

[somewhatcompetent]

ahahahaha!! XD TROLLS!

[qdoy]

LOL



[surield]

When is the next TL;DR coming up? :'( I'ts been a month.

[tonnhoohnnot]

@circustwinz Rainism by Rain:DD

[AdaDamon]

how old r ur students?

[peace4life2]

3:21 martina???!!!??? biting finger???

[Eoht1234]

i am from sg too^^

[Sun7Yan]

Are there any weird S. Korean superstitions? I heard that S. Koreans don't believe in sleeping with a fan on in the middle of the night. Is that true or just a ridiculous lie.

[mxxney]

@Sun7Yan fan death is a real thing, but very very rare. for example, in the summer, when someone's drunk and collapses on their bed, a fan directly on their body, in an enclosed room,and there is only hot air for the fan to blow onto your body. this dehydrates the body and can cause death due to abnormally high body temperature.

[Sun7Yan]

@mxxney O_O oh boy, I'm not too sure about sleeping with a fan on during the summer anymore.... and thanks for answering! :)

[Ilnath]

195...damn that's tall...

[Forever15SuperJunior]

lol those korean boys. what can ya do with them?^^

[FromMissyouknowwho]

Hey guys! So i was wondering if the korean teenagers is more in to, or obsessed in kpop then other countries, cause they have more access limit to it then us? By the way love your channel, you two are so funny! -3

[circustwinz]

What's that song they were singing........?

[NikkiKanni]

You guys are hilarious!

I wonder all the time what your babies are gonna be like.

[MrKevChannel]

@NikkiKanni Absolutely cute babies!

[Tatianna10]

@NikkiKanni awkward....lol

[cooldre90210]

Hi guys I wanted to know if some of your friends had a hard time when moving to Korea because if their ethnicity.

P.s I love you show

[YanaaNilda]

I live in Malaysia , ohh.... I just know about Lollipop :O

[Forever15SuperJunior]

hahaha oh korean students...only in asia ^^

[omggirl56]

When Simon was talking I was looking at Martina, and she was blinking a LOT!! LOLLL XDDD

[xKissinU]

"how big is your."

LMAO when you said that.... i was freaking giggling, lmao. xD

[101tracybaby]

Did yu teach collage students or what?

[MimiYueey]

This was so funny!

[KpopHatter]

The song Lollipop wasn't by 50 cent, it was by Lil Wayne. Sorry, had to correct

[kevjonasismyman]

@KpopHatter Nope, 50 Cent also has a lollipop song. "Ill take you to the candy shop, Ill let you lick the lollipop"...ew. haha

[srqjubz]

@kevjonasismyman nah that song is much older, like 2005. the song theyre referring to is "lollipop" by lil wayne, which was released around the same time as Rainism (2008ish)

[kevjonasismyman]

@srqjubz ooooohhhhhhhhh ok my bad haha my god, what is it with all these pervy lollipop songs?? lmao

[KpopHatter]

@kevjonasismyman The song you thinking about is Candy Shop

[kevjonasismyman]

@KpopHatter Yes, I have been corrected, Sorry ^^;;

[LALALASingASong1]

ಠ_ಠ ..... weird

[MoOchiELF]

SIMON IS REALLY TALL O,O

[JayDee808]

i love you guys lol ...ur hilarious

[yuki12342]

can u do a TLDR on your job? u guys said that u use to teach, so what do u do now? if possible please also give us a tour where u work?

[rockgirlsinger88]

@yuki12342 they blog and have a youtube channel....that is what their "work" is...the job they have is blogging and youtubing! :D

[yuki12342]

@rockgirlsinger88 Thanks, i didn't what was their job was, but thanks to u i now know.

(^ _^)

[CHEEKABOOMBOOM]

Singapore wooo! :D

[akaakahyuga]

Hahaha, love that rain song as soon as you said it I knew where it was going right to the magic stick part

[xXxeunmixXx]

i knew it simon.. i just knew it.

[DancEL678]

195cm huh?

Damn,Martina must be suffering from over-pleasure!

xP

[CreateThemCreations]

ROFL. "195cm."

"195cm?!?!!? WHOOOOAAAHHHflkjhas!"

I can imagine the students reactions. xD

[kiimmmchhi]

... I wonder how you guys would give your future kids "THE TALK".

[CCTVXQ]

AHAHAH ROFLMAO XDD that was hilarious!

[selena311lol]

195cm? OMFG So Tall

[pirta]

I'm curious about owning dogs in S. Korea! :| and traveling with them to/from S.K, like, do the dogs have to be quarantined at the airport when coming to S.K.... and how sensitive people are about dogs barking inside, are there trash cans for poopy bags, are there dog parks....

[BroManDan6]

@pirta i am curious as well. i plan on going this fall and want to bring my dog !!!! simon.. martina help!

[angerine4ever]

OMG SIMON IS SO FREAKIN' TALL! 195 CM?! THAT'S LIKE OVER 7 FEET TALL!

[ImageofMyself]

@angerine4ever nah, just under 6.5 feet xD

[vanillateabear]

haha i love simon and martina! they always make me laugh XD

[3peacelovelife]

@janela2001 they met SUJU :D look it up! besides that idk...

[happygolucky9938]

LMAO riding his magic stick.........>_>;;

[janela2001]

have u ever met a korean pop star?

[XosuperdivaoX]

@janela2001 Ya they met Nichkhun ^_^

[funcky3devil]

@janela2001 they met BIGBANG <3333 I think they met most of the K-POP stars

[eva0208]

i want TL;DRs to be a weekly thing :( i love TL;DRs

[SNSDmissATiara]

singapore!!! weeeeeeeeeeee



[khmerAZNet]

When I was in Asia I kno about 2% about sex but when I came to USA when I was 11 . 4 month later I know more about sex. I think we Asian in asia didn't have time to know the meaning of sex at early age as in America and thats why some kid lost thier virginity in middle school.

[0jin0208]

KOREAN!!!!

[Haru12345Kenji1234]

-head exploded from laughing so much-

"195 cm" xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­D

[Improv16]

ya'll mean lil wayne lol he the one tht talk about lickin the lollipop lol

[heavymetalangelx]

@Improv16 50 Cent did too in Candy Shop

[Improv16]

@heavymetalangelx you show right. i thought about tht song but didnt think about it you right my bad

[ailemamil]

singapore!!

[SplashedWhite]

Hahaha "195cm"!! XD

[gardemoncoeur]

So Simon... how big ARE you? LOL jay kay.

[latinpride220]

I wana knw how much knowledge on "sex" do teenagers have by the time their in highschool or what is the daily life of a highschool student

[CoconutSandwich]

I really want to meet those rowdy guys... they sound like fun. xD

[Pulerull]

LOOOL TEACHER WHAT IS YOUR SIZE?! WTF…. I remember the infinite members asking their manager if his thing is " big" I don't remember who it was but one of them said " Hyung? Is it big?" LOL

[cupcakehyuk]

@Pulerull It was Myungsoo/L. :P Very awkward moment lol.

[commenterchick]

@Pulerull LOL it was L who asked Mithra. Best YAMO episode

[Lucky9436]

@Pulerull lol it was L !

I remember that too xD

[lpurple1500]

@Pulerull LMAOOOO WHOOOOOOOO???????

[Pulerull]

@lpurple1500 It was L x)

[TheSweetkarla]

@Pulerull it was L haha

[madforchocolate]

@Pulerull hahaha yess i remember too!! didn't they asked mithra from epic high?

[Pulerull]

@madforchocolate yes!

[lilpeachgurl8990]

@Pulerull Haha, I saw that too. L/Myungsoo was the guy that asked. And he replied "yes, I have a big dream". Hilarious! XD

[Pulerull]

@lilpeachgurl8990 yeah!! HAHAH xD

[rockgirlsinger88]

@Pulerull WHAT???WHERE?WHEN? link please!

[Pulerull]

@rockgirlsinger88 watch?v=0VszO6SUoHE here you go :)

[jobellebelle]

Thanks alot for reviewing my question guise! YAYS! xD kind of.... rauchy *if you know what I mean* XD

[MiyraHeartDonghea]

I want to ask them question,but how? urmm

[BoiBrowni]

tap 7 for simon wank. and 8 for orgasm

[inuanakbaik]

LOL reminds me of Infinite's You Are My Oppa. Mithra from Epik High taught Infinite sex education, and they asked "how much do you watch porn in a week?" "which countries (the porn)?" "when was your first experience?" "how big is your dream?".

and they're in a program about taking care of little sister HAHA

[Pulerull]

@inuanakbaik Yes!!

[MayaInRed]

let's all hope this kids's parents don't watch this videos :'D

[encits]

hahaha