America's Army Gamer Ad

[spartank1337]

Fucking horrible

[Petegrin1]

Joey is off to die, for another senseless war

no arms, no legs - his mother cries at home

Joey wears the flag, so proud to fight for us

and for the government, that doesn't give a fuck

[Lobos222]

The next level only includes one credit and no continues...

[pontiacmaniac2]

Make a commercial that shows all the shit you have to put up with.

[ADeadlyPenguin]

I have a lot of respect for people in the military defending the country and all that, but this is wrong how they r trying to take advantage of all the people addicted to military stuff because of the illusions they get from COD, halo, MoH, battlefield, and all the others

[hikaruultma]

you will respawn in 3 2 1... haha jk! you got shot... this isn't a game >.>

[TheHoomaikai]

@Surfer Way to demonstrate your lack of common sense, ads are made to promote a product or a company. No business will ever advertise anything negative against themselves. If you are anti- war, I can respect that; however, we do not live in a utopian society. Power and Faith is the fabric of human nature, and men will always impose their will on others. Our world is a shinning example.

[Danzul23]

Travel the world meet interesting people and kill them...

[Oshiba88]

@Danzul23 Haha lol!!!

[Kolashov]

yyyyyyyyyyyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaahhhh !

[Balthic]

The US Army always seems to come up with really bad and uninspiring ads.

[goonballer]

our us brothers have acknowleged generation kill , god bless us and uk

[Surfur16]

Why dont they show the part where you legs and arms are being blown off and your buddies head beside you got blown off?

[Somethingcrappy]

Want to be a soldier? Want to kill people and probably get yourself killed after bleeding 2 hours in desert? Want to go and steal other nations resources? If you do, then JOIN THE US ARMY!

[wicNKWD37]

@Somethingcrappy better be the one stealing the the one being stolen from.

[Somethingcrappy]

@wicNKWD37 well thats true

[InvaderZimFan101]

yeah see whats it like to be a real soldier, and really get shot.

[anteracmacash]

i'm sure that there's more to the army then just aim and shoot...real warfare is not like call of duty or some shit like that...any way, GO ARMY, BEAT NAVY :)

HAHAHAHA

[ImprobableDrive]

This commercial is atrocious.

[Aeon135]

so much bullshit

[moakley]

arms and legs sold sepritly

[benandjohnchannel]

lmao

[TauHecht]

Wow. Just...just wow.

[BolterBolter]

You think your gas prices are bad? We're paying $1.20 per litre... It's expected to hit $1.50 in late summer. That's $6.00 per gallon.

[theblackparadedotnet]

That's fucking lame.

[airsoftmp5a4]

compare our gas prices to other countries such as those in europe. Gas here in the U.S. is cheap. Maybe if people would stop driving around there big 10 miles to the gallon trucks and hummers. Bush originaly said that we were going to war cause He said they had weapons of mass destruction and we never found any. Now he makes up other reasons. He never mentioned those reasons as aour cause to enter Iraq before the war. Bush should be considered a war criminal.

[airsoftmp5a4]

If you join the army your fighting for nothing. The whole thing about fighting for your country, and freedom is all bullshit to get you in the army and fight for oil. Afghanistan is a different story because were there to fight to destroy the taliban and such but most likely your gonna go to iraq. Most people think war is a nice little game of shoot the iraqi as displayed in the ad. Why don't they show the part where the u.s. soldier gets killed, blown to pieces, or losing his limbs.

[bryon17]

if were fighting and killign for oil why are our gas prices over $3.00 causing familys to have to cutback on alot of stuff

[ThreeBrothersStand]

if were fighting and killign for oil why are our gas prices over $3.00 causing familys to have to cutback on alot of stuff

Because the american dollar is worthless now, you earn the same as you did before, but when the dollar losses its value, prices goes up.

[shadowy111]

That is disgusting

[smokeyust]

Remember we (the Army) don't get to make choices, politicians do.

[aimhigh2k2]

Most people in the military don't deploy within their first enlistment. Besides, there are more deaths in the country than in a deployed place anyway. You liberals are just too wussy to fight, so don't be jealous now.

[RayZR]

That's probably because you're comparing over 29 million people in the United States verses something like 120 thousand people in the US army in Iraq right now. Doesn't mean it's safer in Iraq.

[bryon17]

well said  man well said

[sergiozc]

the game is awsome and explosives but that is pretty bad goin to war for rich people and bush and killing others now thats messed up but u do defend freedom and u see wat ur made of

[yedrellow]

I prefer being able to respawn thankyou.

[Gmanvr3]

I've played America's Amry and im quite bad at it so I won't join the army yet. But whose to say I actully have to shoot people.

[AsianBorat]

Fucking assholes, once you're in the Army, you are STUCK there. If your profession is somewhere else, well, you're screwed.

[embroisured]

That IS your profession.

[AsianBorat]

I meant that if you were really meant for something else, then you're screwed if you join the Army, because they force you to stay. My other comment was kindof confusing.

[cincyreds45]

This is a useless war.

[Northern5tar]

Young and beautiful people dying and getting maimed for the benefits of the wealthy elite, usually ugly old farts.

Same old, same old.

[Jaumur]

no, but enough yanks

[Jaumur]

the army sux

u can explore over a 150 carreers... and get shot..

[HappyCamperVan]

Or you can cower in your home in America wishing you had the guts to keep them killing people in their own country. I would bet you never heard of Patrick Henry or heard about the hundreds of Americans defending your right to spew venum on the internet. You appear to be among the cowards that hide in backstreets letting others do the dirty work.

[Dustjavo]

damn I never new how many people hate Americans. To all of them, go fuck yourself! AMERICA FUCK YEA!!!!

[HappyCamperVan]

You are a pretty sick child...

[spacemonky7]

i hear the army has good graphics.

[AsianBorat]

Really, Really, good graphics. :D

[getplaning]

Are you paying attention, College Republicans?

[KiMeRyA34]

america??? Bööööö

[Cactusb1ah]

There are no respawn points in RL. The army can go fuck itself.

[spacemonky7]

u got that from PP

[badenglishmajor]

Nobody that hasn't been there knows anything about what really happens. All most Americans "know" is what people with agendas want them to think. As for the actual commercial, the army makes some pretty convincing ones.

[yigit2681]

i agree with what bill hicks had to say about joining the army

[polychronio]

American army-The shittest abusive army. American in other countries should be beated up. so, they feel insecure.

[madkaffir]

You like a real challenge, see how far you can go" What? Face down dead in an Iraqi street! Yey! God bless the US! And all it's destructive counterproductive and neo-imperialist wars!

[oOTARGETOo]

Joining the Army is cool! The Graphics are SUPERB!

[BoeGod]

I heard there is a cheat code you can enter that boosts your IQ 60 points so that you realize your just a tool for a crooked goverment. Also, will I level up if I kill civilians?

[cherrygirl3]

army = abuse of power.

i doubt war victims want to see anymore american soldiers.

[hamsterpoop]

tits = cheese

[BogotaDream2]

GAME OVER

you lose your life

for rich people and dumbs like bush

[ThendofReason]

...that's all we need, more stupid sheep in the military that are trigger happy.

[cosmic201]

Are there plenty of save points in the Army? I hate playing ones where the save points are so far between. If I die I don't wanna load up with lowered stats because I couldn't save.

[jnnfrsimons123]

The ignorance of people amazes me. How can you talk so badly of something you dont understand?

[bunqiejump]

you will all put down the army until you need it, hypocrite.

[NallePu]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[NallePu]

In army you die!

[marneydog]

yeah, and you don't even get 72 virgins

[NallePu]

I`m not muslim you crazy monkey!!!

[oOTARGETOo]

Good one.

[comandanteagi]

only it hurts when you get shot in real life

[leonidas333]

There is somthing so messed up about this whole concept. Like is so worng its funny. kind of reminds me of that 80's flick, Last Starfighter

[returnNull]

wow.

[billyx3hk]

America = shit

[Wilk2990]

You = shit

[NallePu]

no no shit = shit

[kinpach0078]

shit=crap

[hamsterpoop]

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ss

[Wilk2990]

Your math skills amaze me.

[billyx3hk]

SAME TO YOU

[jezuzfreek777]

shut up.

[JustinDejong]

Retiring Army Colonel to me upon asking if I should join

"If you join today you are joining to die needlessly. It's a damn shame to see my friends killed for nothing these days"

Go Army- GO DIE

[lvdb2006]

If it were true, that colonel should be shot as a traitor. What a self-centered bastard he would be, taking money from the taxpayers and spitting in their face. Our soldiers are there to serve a worthy goal. They have restored respect for women in Afganistan and Iraq, who now attend schools. They have brought a tyrant down. They have assured us there are no weapons of mass destruction. They have suppressed terrorism in spite of anti-American influences of the Democratic Party.

[JustinDejong]

I like how not only do you not make a counter argument or support your own claims of him being a traitor, you simply throw out Bill O'Really? talking points in the vain hope you will form a coherant sentence. Please try again.

[HappyCamperVan]

When you grow older you will find reading and studying is valuable in determining who is spinning who. I won't try to change your biased mind until you reach maturity.

[masapo]

The real life and the virtual life aren't the same.

[xXxRadicalDreamerxXx]

RL is just like virtual life only with better graphics and the fact you are able to feel things.

[TheAmazingTurd]

But in real life you can't go back and people who are killed remain killed.

[xXxRadicalDreamerxXx]

How do you know? Have you ever got killed?

[TheAmazingTurd]

How do I know? what kind of dumb question is that?

I thought it was common sense that anyone who's killed remained like that, so are you telling me that you know someone who came back from the dead? (Jesus doesn't count)

[SidepocketPro]

Shooting Fake Aliens is Fun. Shooting people for greedy ass politicians is not fun at all.

[marneydog]

yes it is, gettig shot isn't

[TheAmazingTurd]

Totally agree with you.