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  • haha boys will be boys weren't they like in their early 40s on this clip? and they're still slinging physical insult jokes, fuckin love it.

  • Howard's Mic was way louder that not fair

  • @ScorpioNy6 It's his show.

  • stern sucks. dice is KING. end of story.

  • Dice got rolled

    

  • where's dice now? we all know who won that match! NO ONE can compete w/ the KOAM! STERN RULES ♥

  • outstanding

  • Howard, that was abit too hash.

  • "I am picking on the dead; your career is dead!"

    Spot on!

  • howard stern might be acting mean but he really does want to help him

  • "hi-yo Silverstein" hahahaha

  • I hate dice but howard did him dirty in this argument

  • Dice is real legend.....

  • howard just turns down dices volume - then talks pussy shit -- i bet dice would win on a equal playing field , howard is way out of his league , dice just acts like a scumbag but howard truly is

  • howard has more talent than that prick anyday itsover dice

  • He won't let Dice talk because he knows that Dice has more talent in his left nut than Stern has in his whole body

  • Hard to imagine there are two more parts to this. lol

  • Rat Boy!

  • RAT BOY vs. PUSSY BOY...the best performance of both careers

  • dice would destroy him in a fight lol. lol howard was kinda funny in the beginning.

  • Dice's mic is lowered when Howard talks...this was a petty ambush by Stern.

  • It should between Stern and Dice. The other people should stay out of it.

  • @ILuvdogdick69- MyBoy, what be up nigga'? How bees that ghetto education working out for you boy? I actually spell the word out (semi) and that animal beastly mind of yours still can't comprehend. Just like Jewboy, you prove by your words stereotypes are founded in truth. Now, go take that $18.00 you made, in the last 2 hours, and buy yo'self a big o' bucket a fried chicken.

  • @hernje fried chicken is deliicious

  • In jail "simi" good behavior means ,

    Gurggle gurggle ! Wap wap wap wap wap !

    Ooooooh daddy ! Who's Kelly clarkson ?

    I'm soooo glad you're back , so I can let everyone know what I know. U are and always will b a boy molester.

    F. Hernje !

  • Dice Rulaz,Howard Rulza, Artie Lange is A Fat,Obese,Useless,Junkie!Piss on Artie Lange's Fat,Bloated Dead body.

  • @hernje. So , they let u out hu ! A child molester got out for good behavior. I think u are a rat ! What did u have a cellmate that was a child killer and u told the cops where he buried his last victim. U fuckin perv !

    Hope u can sleep good at night u nambla fag.

  • @kevinis69- Like Nicholson in The Shining, "I'm baaaack!" Got time off for (semi) good behavior.

  • Two egomaniacs, of Jewish persuasion, embarrassing their entire religion. Shame, shame.

  • @hernje hey look who it is... where u been buddy? jail? behind on rent? school playgrounds?

  • "Talk about my ratings, BABA...BOOM..BOOM..BOOM !!!"

    "O.K. good-bye FATSO.!!!"

  • This seems so incredibly pointless. There wasn't even any cursing on it since it was from the 90's in terrestrial radio. Which makes me think the two of them were definitely both in on it as a bit.

  • And where is Dice today? Where has he been for the past 20 years?

  • man dice sucks .. but STern is worse,, he is a peice of shit, and annoying.. what kind of dumb idiot low IQ fool actually likes his show.

  • HICKORY DICKORY DOCK

    I'M DICE I GOTTA NEW LIMERICK

  • fucking stern will not let dice speak. funny how when dice speaks the volume drops

    fucking stern such a dick

  • man this would fun to listen to if stern's dumbass would let the guy talk and turn his damn mic up. no one wants to hear your stupid ass stern, no one listens to the radio anymore guy get outta here

  • where is the TV version...this is great..these two should get married

  • Howard isnt letting dice talk because what dice is saying is so fuckin boring...

  • @GooserBoomer Howard is the man. Time proved he was right. He's still doing his thing today. But he's slick. Notice the volume on Dice goes down when Howard speaks. Howard had the best points AND he stacked the deck. Dice never stood a chance.

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  • Howards scared to give Dice room to put a good point in so he does a big long childish rant. Let's face it, howard is one ugly mothefucker, his mother must have slept with an Alien.

  • STFU and let dice speak HOWARD u fuckin pussy!

    what an insecure little bitch.

  • @pasguato77 well ur the one whining like a little bitch haha

  • @chessinfantry i know but so is your mom, haha...i'll send her home in a bit ok?

  • Hey Howard, why don't you let Dice talk big mouth

  • this is when howard was howard

  • Stern keeps his mic higher then Dice...talking over someone doesnt make him right. They are both a waste of skin but at least Dice is funny.

  • in what year did this happen?

  • At 7:07, Howard was trying to help him? LOL Help him with what? He shit all over Dice for almost 20 minutes now.

  • Stern is such a wuss hiding behind the mic. Dice would slam Stern in two. What a loser Stern is.

  • good job Howard, you made a useless piece of audio--can't even hear Dice

    he was right tho, that 'It was over', that Dice was a flash in the pan, but this is worthless radio-only hear one side of the argument

  • HOWARDS RIGHT

  • love both of these fuckers, but howards mic is louder. unfair.

  • wtfiypaw no swearing please..KEEP IT CLEAN

  • DICE RULES.. Howard never did anything special..

  • @RAIDERS7009 im a fan of neither, but, what the FUCK are YOU talking about?

  • If Clay had equal volume he would have slayed Howard. Clay is just too good at ripping for Stern.

  • @Brugality How would he rip Stern? Once you've heard one Clay tirade you've pretty much heard them all. Calling Howard a ratboy is about the extent of the insults he could lay out -- which is rich given his own semetic biological background. I wonder if the Diceman's birth certificate reads "Andrew Dice Clay." Dice's leather jackets are more Italian than him.

  • @jstephenj Arguments are based on style over substance. Semantics over facts. Dice Clay is simply BETTER at angling an argument in his favor. Stern -- no argument slouch either -- knows this and does something he rarely (if ever) does: dictate microphone levels. He couldn't win this one with equal time/volume. Clay's got a gift of gab that Stern, although talented, realized very quickly he could not overcome.

  • @Brugality haha what are you talking about... jackie's one liners are enough to destroy dice... all he can do is yelling constantly some stupid shit that doesnt make any sense..

  • @Brugality boring! nobody wants to read ur dumb shit go fuk ur motha whistledick hahahahahha

  • I wish I could hear dice

  • DICE GOT ME DYIN !

  • Hickery, Dickery, Dock, Dice is a big fat cock.

  • it sounds just like children arguing, like fuckin 5yo's, except in this case, they're cursing alot, and no adults are stopping them....

    and i cant here a goddamn thing over howard fucking stern.. if i was dice, i'd be just about ready to come rip his throat out halfway into part 1, and then i'd let him hear it... man, i didnt think dice would have that much patience with stern, to waste that much of his breath and time, trying to get a fucking werd in...

    damn...

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  • " I tried to help him "....sure you did Howard.

  • stern jsut talks over him

  • it would be nice if stern would stfu for a second and let him say something

  • I don't care what people say. Ford Fairlane was awesome.

  • @Youngmoon08 Yeah, great movie!

  • Howard can make or break a career... If Dice sucked it up and admitted he was a dick and said sorry Howard would have helped his career along... Dice's ego killed his career

  • @stienerrecliner Howard may be the King of all media, but he's no miracle worker. I doubt that even Howard could rehabilitate this one trick pony's career.

  • Can't help but think this is a stunt.

  • I hate it when radio guys use the silence button to drown out the other guy just to make out like they are getting the upper hand of the argument Dice would rip this guy a new ass.

  • @mykcheck1212 No it's because Dice isn't quick and doesn't have any real material. He just smokes and talks about getting his dick sucked. Anyone can do that.

  • is it possible that big fat ugly sweaty bald dice thinks he's handsome . howard did tear him up because the truth hurts most . easy to destroy someone with zero talent though . dice is an after thought . the worlds worst comic to ever get famous . his fans should be ashamed of themselves . pathetic that he's ashamed of bein a jew to .,but thinks he's so tough. what a pussy . gaurantee dice is the first one to get dropped or run . a tuff guy does not have to tell people he's tough . fag

  • Tuna diet!

    Club 33!

    Andrew "fat" Clay!

  • Tuna diet!

    Club 33!

    Andrew "fat" Clay!

  • ego ego ego

  • 2 kykes exchanging words isnt a 'brawl'

  • dice is so lame always has. crying on tv during his act

  • I saw two kikes fight like this once over a penny in a Dollar General parking lot !

  • howard is such a bitch sometimes

  • he doesn't "turn down" their mics its a priority system. Whenever Howard's mic is qued the others go down in decible

  • This is how Howard garners all those precious ratings. He knows when to turn the volume up and does so like a maestro.

  • lol moesha

  • Stern does turn down his mike.

  • LOL!! "Hey it's me Dice! Hi, i'm buttplug the brain smasher!!!" Howard was fuckin hilarious. "alright fatso, goodbye for life. DROP DEAD!!!" haha.......

  • This shit is only for the both of them to bust their so called egos. Dice was great in his day and so what howard but the truth of the matter is.... you can take the smell of an asshole for so long.

  • I could be wrong cause I dont listen to radio or satelite, but isn't Sterns career over too?

  • dice was never really funny. anyone can go out and make a dick joke or jerk off joke he has no variety. his career has been dead since the mid 90's

  • @ouch4899 ya from what ive seen all he did was cuss in an exaggerated accent dressed up like a gay vampire

  • howard is mean!  omg!

  • howard stern loves to hear the sound of his voice..even in the beginning of this he asked him to make his mic louder..and they continue to lower dice's mic when he speaks at the same time of howard.lol..howard should have called him pussy boy..haha dice would beat howards ass and artie next haha ..their both great

  • @steven4rmnewyork It's all about who's controlling the volume knob.

  • im ova here now but no one's listening

  • Stern says he's a dynamo, Ha! Like to see a fist fight between these two, two hits, Dice hitting him and Stern hittin the floor!

  • andrew dice clay is jewish, so is howard .. they are both being morons here but stern more so .. for calling dice so early in the morning to mess with him and then not letting him talk

  • Clay can't beat anyone in a argument!!!

  • @ malt8291 ... might be turned up but Dice being on the phone would make a difference also...

    

  • dice renounced Judaism by being such a loser and so unfunny. he is a great object of ridicule though i love this fight.

  • 0:18

    LOL "Richard Gere's ass"

    Where did that come from? Idiot Dice!

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  • Why does everyone here seem to think the random volume cuts are 100% howard screwing with the volume? Listen to the sound quality of the call in general, do you really think all the volume cuts are intentional? Howard doesn't need to mute someone like Dice to make him look pathetic, and he's a sound-perfectionist. Is it so hard to believe that Dice is too broke to have a decent phone? =]

  • Howard is fucking with the volume. He just talks, dosnt say anything funny. Dice is funny inherently

  • fuck that faggot howard....what a little pussy

  • hahahahaha "next time high-ho silverstein comes into the studio"

  • Hahaha Howard says "he can´t take criticism!" talk about the pot calling the kettle black.

  • i would have liked to hear what dice had to say, no matter how foaming at the mouth, incoherent it might have been

  • FUCK DICE!!!!

  • @bauhausera FUCK HOWARD.

  • Howard's being a pussy here b/c he's screwing with the volume....

  • why did the stern keep overtalking dice with the mic then

  • sterns an asshole

  • i thought Dice was a Jew! i think everyone does!

  • Andrew "Fat" Clay and that's the truth! lol

  • Amazing!

    xoxo

    The Clarences

  • Howard say what you want, but first you wont even let dice talk, 2nd dice will talk shit about anyone but not the dead and i respect that. its one thing to make fun of someone but you should never speak ill of the dead. 3rd howard was the kid in the class everyone hated, got picked on his whole life, was a fucking nobody, then got a talk show and thinks he is the shit. thats my opinion.

  • dice is not a jew, hes not rich, hes a loser. when was this 1997? he was irrelevant then and now hes really nobody. howard is jewish, successful, and funnier.

  • @nottellingyou14 lol, Dice is certainly Jewish. This is a well-known fact, you need to do better research. He's got a Jewy face, and his last name is Silverstein for Christ's sake.

  • @masterdeviance1985 I googled him, % saw the name, but was still not convinced, like I really wanted to think his mom remarried and he took his Jewish step dads name. I think I just wanted to call him out, after listening to this and other calls with Stern, he just seemed like an ungrateful friend. Didn't Stern try to help him? The guy had a hot career at one point, but there is no denying he fell hard. After all the bashing he did, he has 2 acknowledge that, imo, & not bash Howie of all people.

  • DICE IS THE BEST

  • i don't think he stopped talking for a breath

  • not funny

  • andrew fat clay

  • @okodravca ...THATS THE TRUTH!

  • two wealthy jews with big egos

  • @0920197234 - And small peckers.

  • @0920197234 you got it all this because one jew said the other jew had an off day.

  • @0920197234 Hilarious!

  • @0920197234 Ha-ha...they sure love to argue. :-D

  • @0920197234 One struggling gentile with a jealousy issue.

  • @0920197234

    *one wealthy jew

  • that last line from howard was absolute gold lol

  • lol, yea i know, i'll never understand why people click on howard videos and then bash him. its sad really.

  • really? awesome, i fucking hate him

  • which one?

  • does suck how he's drowning him out, I'd like to hear more of what Dice said

  • @gwatson101 LIAR

  • Two misguided Jews, battling for the top idiot award.

  • The only comment you've ever gotten a thumbs up on..

  • didnt they make up?

  • I used to love Dice's comedy....then I turned 12 and grew up a little.

  • ya, like kinison was real mature

  • I'm just stating facts. I was a big Dice fan when I was a kid.

  • i never got the appeal of Dice, i've never found him funny, not even the old classic dvds.

  • Alan Thicke *bobbing head* "Beeeeeeeeeen"

  • Howard just drowns him out. You cant hear anything Dice says. The fact of the matter is even stevens Dice wins on equal footing.

  • dice has never been funny and never will be! kinison destroyed him over and over,im glad sterns mic over powers him because dice has never said anything funny. no talent hack,one hit wonder with lymerics,very genius loser.lol lol lol lol lol lol

  • You cant outrank Howard, bcause a put-down of Howard is eithr bullshit or Howard has already made th joke himself.

  • what does dice mean when he refers to howard as rat boy?

  • I like howard and Dice but howard comes off as a big asshole cutting off dice over and over again wont even let him finish a sentence because he is a lot more funny then he is.

  • @100yearoldhouse all dice does is act like a low life to get attention. at least howard uses self deprecation to be actually funny

  • howard stern put his volume over dice and just go..blablabalabalaba

    that dude cant stfu

  • Hickery dickery dock I pulled out my big cock I pissed in the bowl , fucked your mom in da hole , and wiped it off on her face ! Ohhhhhh!

  • hickory dickory dock... im dice i have a new limmerick

  • I hate when guys argue like this because neither one would meet up in a parking lot and square off like men.

  • I hate people like you.. who feel like every disagreement has to end with a fight. You do realise that neanderthals like you need to take it to blows because your mental capacity can't handle an argument, right?

    Grow up.

  • It's not a disagreement.  It's a vicious, hate-spewing, venomous, below-the-belt, low blowing, name calling verbal slugfest. Real men don't resort to such childish, immature banter. It's pathtic because they would never duke it out so why talk trash for nearly a half hour? I'm not saying they should fight. They should just shut the fuck up.

  • @Alexjmoll well duh, neither wants to really get hurt. dice needs to be put down like a rabid dog

  • allen thicke lmao

  • @imblahhblahh that's what i thought too

  • ...BOL,."Hi-Ho-Silverstein..."­.Did He Say Tuna Diet?,.HAHAHA,.Sit on your Fat Lazy Ass On UPN,"The new Italian Dice with talent!...Lol,.Alan Thicke!...

  • kinison and dice,other then that we have bobby slayton,bill hicks,and denis leary.Dice is ment to offend he make 6 figures a year in vegas.like him or not he is here to stay

  • Howard still has Dice on to this day-ha never knew that had a beef back when...

  • i love stern, but his mic is louder and u can barely hear what dice is saying

  • @malt8291 you cant hear anything dice is saying...coward stern made the bitch move of turning down his mic so nobody could hear him

  • @malt8291 microphones always trump the phone lines....especially when the two of them are talking at the same time

    I don't even like Stern but that's just what happens, notice how when Stern stops talking that level instantly comes back to even with Stern....however I think Stern knows this and is purposely talking over him

  • Dice sucks.

  • When was this recorded?

  • 1995.

  • Jesus Christ Howard let him fucking speak I can't even fucking hear dice. I haven't heard one thing he has said the whole interview. You talk over him the whole time.

  • Poor, Dice, eh? They talked over each other. It's Howard's show.