"Excuse me Sir, I need a haircut if you ain't too busy you old Italian son of a bitch prick barber. Boy, does my ass hurt from all of the guys at my construction job." Ahahaha Thoa is so cute!
It's been 43 years. The police departments of Vallejo, Napa and San Francisco failed to catch the infamous Zodiac killer who terrorized the streets of California not so long ago. The authorities believed the prime suspect to have died of a heart attack. They were wrong.
Arthur Leigh Allen is now leading a healthy, happy career as a barber in Detroit, occasionally cutting Clint Eastwood's hair or helping an aimless Hmong boy learn to be a man.
@cooliovasquez actually, you just need to shut the fuck up. that was the best movie ive ever seen you stupid prick. go try to get some pussy you loose assholed bitch
@StraightDooDoo Basically I'm saying that you're talking out your ass, and shitting out your mouth, you disgusting little bum. OK, now leave me alone.
he talks like me when he says japscrap to toyotas and hondas and like what he said at the end "i dont want no white trash hillbillie flames or a gay spioler" lol
i love this movie it sucks in the end but it's smart how he killed himself to get the guys arrested its sad though and funny how in the will he says ''i leave my 1972 grand torino to some one close to me {asshole grand smiles the one who was texting at the grandmother funeral} a good friend of mine {she smiled some more}thao. its funny who everyone including the fagot sons and family are all disapointed. I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Walt Kowalski,- "Shut up you pussy. whats with the rubber suit anyway? Is that makeup on your eyes? What are you anyway? Some kind of bondage faggot? Get off my lawn....."
Bale's Batman-,"ok...sorry sir...I promise it won't ever happen again. I'll make sure Alfred comes by to reseed the spot on your lawn I was standing on. Sorry Mr. Kowalski...please don't shoot...*sob*..."
Boy does my ass hurt from all the guys at the construction job.
GeoROFL 2 weeks ago
okay i want u to turn around an come back an dont talk about no job no car no girlfreind no future no dick LOL
209BluntSmoker 3 months ago
Go outside and come back, and don't talk about having no job, no car, no girlfriend, no future, no dick, OK?
ronyorellana226 4 months ago
2:57 PPHHHHHAHAHAHA
Br1tishman 4 months ago
im kowalski u asshole sons on bitchs go fuck your selves
AlexK0walski 4 months ago
Thumbs up if you think that Clint Eastwood should become a god just like Chuck Norris
MrFriedman11 4 months ago
lol the zip on his shirt keeps changing every time we see the barber :P
Itoldyousoproduction 6 months ago 3
no dick l0l
legolas435 6 months ago
keep pressing 7 lol. press 9. even funnier
djmillivanilli1 6 months ago
yu old italian sun of a bitch prick barber!!!! haha
patterson9398 6 months ago
DICK SMOKING GOOK LMAO!!
saltfan2 6 months ago
the writers must've had a blast writing the script
abdulqudz89 6 months ago 5
someone doesn't have dignity...
Mauricio6840 6 months ago
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blow your gook head right off.
knaxon 6 months ago
my uncle needs to stop teaching kids this stuff!
piesnotgood 7 months ago
This scene is a crash course on how to be a man.
workingklass0 7 months ago
@workingklass0 Entire movie is this.
SecuR0M 6 months ago
"Excuse me Sir, I need a haircut if you ain't too busy you old Italian son of a bitch prick barber. Boy, does my ass hurt from all of the guys at my construction job." Ahahaha Thoa is so cute!
HelloMyNameIsjonsey 7 months ago
It's been 43 years. The police departments of Vallejo, Napa and San Francisco failed to catch the infamous Zodiac killer who terrorized the streets of California not so long ago. The authorities believed the prime suspect to have died of a heart attack. They were wrong.
Arthur Leigh Allen is now leading a healthy, happy career as a barber in Detroit, occasionally cutting Clint Eastwood's hair or helping an aimless Hmong boy learn to be a man.
0180917 7 months ago
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GooDay2USir 7 months ago
"and don't talk about having no job,no car,no girlfriend, no future no dick ok, just turn around and go." clint eastwood COOLER THAN CHUCK NORRIS
canudigit97 9 months ago
@TheForeignCanadian well no shit
sierrabravo05 9 months ago
Get outa my shop you godddamn dicks smoking gook
1970CamaroZ 10 months ago
What you got shit in your ears?
Wilsonj1227 11 months ago
I did some research and i found out that "gook" is an urban term for a Korean.
TheForeignCanadian 1 year ago 5
@TheForeignCanadian nice job genius
spidermonkeykid95 1 year ago
@TheForeignCanadian no shit sherlock.
TheSilentOne50 11 months ago
"boy, does my ass hurt from all the guys at my construction job". LOL
Nirvanaplayer621 1 year ago 4
hes the pussy kid from next door, lmfao
MrNomad81 1 year ago 33
that kid is the worst actor, almost ruined the movie
cooliovasquez 1 year ago
@cooliovasquez hes not an actor, apparently East wanted this movie to be Realistic so he yoked up some gook kid instead.
98765432123456789000 1 year ago
@98765432123456789000 oh no wonder, cuz his sister in the movie is a terrible actor too
cooliovasquez 1 year ago
@cooliovasquez Lol yeah, That scene where this asshole got caged just made me wana cry, but for a kid, i think its not as bad as it could be
98765432123456789000 1 year ago
@cooliovasquez Actually, that's how a lot of Korean immigrant kids talk, so it was actually a pretty good job.
slamaplaya 1 year ago
@slamaplaya no its not, and no it wasnt.
cooliovasquez 1 year ago
@cooliovasquez actually, you just need to shut the fuck up. that was the best movie ive ever seen you stupid prick. go try to get some pussy you loose assholed bitch
Md55Mark55Md 1 year ago
@Md55Mark55Md ah good argument. truly epic lulz.
cooliovasquez 1 year ago
did any one not notice how he said his ass hurt from the people at his construction job
vanjangovich 1 year ago
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That how you talk like a man.
SageoftheWest 1 year ago
PUSSY KID!!!!!
saoit456 1 year ago
"What's up you old Italian prick?"
"Get outta my shop before I blow off your head off you god damn dick smokin' gook!"
lol, exactly my response.
RE4man101 1 year ago 4
pussy kid from next door. LOL
ciyoduhkriter 1 year ago
Martin should have been in more of the movie
BKPLDD1 1 year ago
"Now okay I want to turn around and go outside and come back and don't come back and talk about having no job, no girlfriend, no future or no dick."
agentgfh 1 year ago 12
Holy shit it's Zodiac!
loldoodwtf 1 year ago
Funniest scene
EnricCirne 1 year ago
lol... this kid is awesome... "should've blown his head of when i had the chance"
ghsc29 1 year ago
The italian barber and Clint are so hillarious together!
bbenjoe 1 year ago 4
excuse me sir i need a haircut if you aint too busy you old italian son of a bitch prick barber! fucking cracks me up everytime
suneel7 1 year ago
"Boy, does my ass hurt from all the guys at my construction job"
Poor kid.
I love this movie!!!!
itsfukingreal 1 year ago 2
one of my favorite parts
martinezbrandon32 1 year ago
This scene cracks me up sooo fuckin' much.
If we Had Walt Kowalski and Harry Callahan in every country in the world, there wouldn't be no shit from anyone...
flobadaba 1 year ago 2
I bet his ass does hurt
xD
muffinxofxglory 1 year ago
who's the nip
D3t0x101 1 year ago
simply puy, its archie bunker on steroids lol
hipointshooter 1 year ago
LMFAO
meet the wrong one and he'll blow your gook head right off
i love how eastwood talks in this movie
darredarren 1 year ago
love this scene!!!
prh1988 1 year ago
probably one of the funniest scenes of the whole movie!!
gitrdonegit 1 year ago
crazy italian prick...lol
Irenellas 1 year ago
what would he say if the barber was OWNED BY A BLACK GUY
JustinKilla11 1 year ago
@JustinKilla11 He'd Kill The Black Guy Ofc
flobadaba 1 year ago
how are you martin you crazy italian prick?
williamrafe1 1 year ago 5
"Oh, its the pussy kid from next door" Owned
Semperfim16 1 year ago
it's just epic!!
savar33 2 years ago
I love it , so true
cactuschris2002 2 years ago
Tao
Joecbg100 2 years ago
This is hilarious.
wilfffilmkijken 2 years ago 4
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the movie sucked
highjinxwillie62 2 years ago
@highjinxwillie62
Well then get off of youtube you godamn dick smokeing Gook
Coolkid89383 1 year ago 2
2:26 - 2:35 lmao
Youngmarine0109 2 years ago 2
lol the shot gun was a prop ive found it before
cookervillpop101 2 years ago
You shouldn't point a gun at someone like that, even as a joke. Gun Safety 101.
joeshmoe2000 2 years ago
shut up gook!
StraightDooDoo 2 years ago
@StraightDooDoo actually I'm white you fucking idiot.
joeshmoe2000 2 years ago
shut up honky!
StraightDooDoo 2 years ago
@StraightDooDoo you silly negroe.
joeshmoe2000 2 years ago
holy shit, didn't i tell you to leave me the fuck alone...fuck, you sure like to talk shit to others online don't you?
StraightDooDoo 2 years ago
@StraightDooDoo Most of the shit talking is coming from your end. Or should I say, rear end.
joeshmoe2000 2 years ago
lol, so basically you're saying that I'm shitting on you...LMAO!!! okay, now leave me alone.
StraightDooDoo 2 years ago 2
@StraightDooDoo Basically I'm saying that you're talking out your ass, and shitting out your mouth, you disgusting little bum. OK, now leave me alone.
joeshmoe2000 2 years ago
you god damn dick smokn gook lollolololololol
alfredthakid 2 years ago
No job, no car, no girlfreind, no future, and no dick !!!!!! HAHA
mannr100 2 years ago 4
lol this vids awsom
TheNameIsEarle1 2 years ago
boy does his ass hurt from all the guys, at the construction job, ahahahahaha, too good. finger lickin good.
Saracenkiller 2 years ago
"what, you got shit in your ears?"
LockoHappyday 2 years ago
"Fuck me.....Jessus Christ.."
FactoryGaming 2 years ago
"boy does my ass hurt from all the guys at my construction job"........ holy shit, funniest scene in a movie ever.... !!!
deliveryboy1 2 years ago 4
"Boy, does my ass hurt from all the guys from my construction job"
ROFL, only me, Martin, Walt, and BassAssassin9 got that? XD
ZMat3 2 years ago 5
i typed in my comment first then read the previous comments and didnt realize anyone else wrote the same comment as me........... just awesome!
deliveryboy1 2 years ago
Lol, this movie was SO funny. XD
ZMat3 2 years ago 2
I wish I could learn some old school man-up tricks to the Clint Eastwood way!
Do335D 2 years ago 6
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"Boy does my ass hurt from all the guys at my construction job."
Am I the only one here who thinks that came out a tad wrong? lol
BassAssassin9 2 years ago
The best part is from 2:49-3:10 "you old Italian son of a bitch prick barber"
yangistan 2 years ago
he talks like me when he says japscrap to toyotas and hondas and like what he said at the end "i dont want no white trash hillbillie flames or a gay spioler" lol
psycho2596 2 years ago 2
dont put some gay spoiler on it like some mec xD
JakayBalay202 2 years ago
You don't fuck with clint eastwood!
HomeDoorPro 2 years ago
whos the nip
paulwacko 2 years ago
"Oh he's a pussy kid from next door"
UGLYSTIKCOLIN 2 years ago 13
0:50
StanleyPubrik 2 years ago
i love this movie it sucks in the end but it's smart how he killed himself to get the guys arrested its sad though and funny how in the will he says ''i leave my 1972 grand torino to some one close to me {asshole grand smiles the one who was texting at the grandmother funeral} a good friend of mine {she smiled some more}thao. its funny who everyone including the fagot sons and family are all disapointed. I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Gablesmia 2 years ago
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hello? How about posting a warning before putting spoilers in?
animationeer 2 years ago
I love this movie.
God bless Clint Eastwood.
noveds07 2 years ago 3
man is my ass sore from all the guys at my construction job. hillarious!
soonerfootballfan54 2 years ago 2
Hi. Hello.
cure4boredom 2 years ago
ya got shit in your ears?
cure4boredom 2 years ago
best rasict scene in the movie
FROwMAN789 2 years ago 6
i would love to hear bale's batman and clint eastwood try and hold a conversation!
tkl0085 2 years ago 28
Bale's Batman would shit himself and sit down with a thumb in his mouth if Clint told him what's what.
PringlesForAidan 2 years ago 4
i think you got something there!
tkl0085 2 years ago 2
Bale's Batman- ," Why do ya wanna kill me?!?!?"
Walt Kowalski,- "Shut up you pussy. whats with the rubber suit anyway? Is that makeup on your eyes? What are you anyway? Some kind of bondage faggot? Get off my lawn....."
Bale's Batman-,"ok...sorry sir...I promise it won't ever happen again. I'll make sure Alfred comes by to reseed the spot on your lawn I was standing on. Sorry Mr. Kowalski...please don't shoot...*sob*..."
XuliusCaesar 2 years ago 55
@XuliusCaesar Why are so many people dissing batman? Batmans awesome...well, so is clint...
gundammeistersetsuna 1 year ago
@gundammeistersetsuna Batman's awesome but clint is more than awesome.
XuliusCaesar 1 year ago
@XuliusCaesar batman would butfuck that old bag
spidermonkeykid95 1 year ago
@spidermonkeykid95 no. he's too busy buttfucking robin.
XuliusCaesar 1 year ago 3
@XuliusCaesar lol
spidermonkeykid95 1 year ago
@XuliusCaesar I'm surprised you didn't add Walt pointing out Bales Batman's poor attempt at an eastwood voice.
Shanethefilmmaker 6 months ago
@Shanethefilmmaker LOL
XuliusCaesar 6 months ago
".... no future, no dicK" ahahahah lol
funniest part of this film
Zwastra 2 years ago
I'd like a haircut if you ain't too busy, you old italian son of a bitch prick barber.
boredstudent 2 years ago 4
best movie ever made
spenser828 2 years ago 5
sup you old italian prick lol classic
nflkid52 2 years ago 2
No; girlfriend, job, car, future or dick... Fucken classic!!!
TCFan25 2 years ago 5
Dude whenever i hear Eastwood talk in this movie i always clear my throat but its really his throat thats bothering me!
comedywhat 2 years ago
Get off my lawn ....
Dai101 2 years ago
LMAOOOOOO
Deeeeeeeeeeeep 2 years ago
Clint Eastwood should be a drill sergeant!
gamerman1023 2 years ago
he is in heart break ridge
spenser828 2 years ago
Clint Eastwood and R. Lee. Ermey should play drill instructors in a movie.
That would be a rough go in basic training....
Regi Patriaque Fidelis
XuliusCaesar 2 years ago 5
lol omfg that would be awsome
nirvanafan2737 2 years ago
@XuliusCaesar
You would be cheated out of the experience if they weren't there :)
jpgbrookes 1 year ago
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gamerman1023 2 years ago
Clint should teach classes on how to man up
PhoenixMcClintock 2 years ago 59
hahah
alecM4321 2 years ago 6
true
torjusb 2 years ago
hell yeah...
xjhonataanx 2 years ago
Especially to these metrosexuals getting around here in Sydney - LOL!!!
TCFan25 2 years ago
metrosexual=near queer.
XuliusCaesar 2 years ago
Clint's STILL the man...!!
LOL
Peshwa0401 2 years ago 2
wat do u got shit in ur ears
fuzelax25 2 years ago 2
i fell off my chair after watching this the first time
BreakfastRice 2 years ago 4
0:00 - 3:10 was the best.
LuckeeLappe94 2 years ago 40
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duh!
bluespartan21 2 years ago
ha ha
Fstbrk57 2 years ago
thats the whole clip idiot! just kidding. :)
kirk0respite 1 year ago
0:58-1:02 ROFL
impulse8686 3 years ago
hahahahahahahaahah 2:48 to 3:09
air13ek 3 years ago
one of the funniest scenes in the movie...
agent9752 3 years ago 5
i love toad :P foreals this movie was hilarious but just heartbreaking.
mizzjenners 3 years ago 6
Bee's so funny. lol
HmongProgenies 3 years ago
This vid is great howd u obtain this and make it hd
chrismasterzV 3 years ago
holy shit that was hilarious!!!! "boy my ass hurts from all the guys at my construction job!!" haha
Gabino445 3 years ago 9