Red Alert 3 - All 3 Endings

[OMEGAConscript]

0:26

What was he saying?

[phoniex98]

What did you use to record this? Your ass?

[CraftySouthpaw]

@phoniex98 LMFAO!

[nimojukka]

USSR girl is the best.

[wambambola]

It was the first time seeing David Hasselhoff as president. How weird is that?

[UgyvanPlancsiznakEgy]

Red Alert 2 endings were a LOT longer and a LOT better!

Thumbz up if y'feel da same...

[MrBeastDesign]

The US ending sucks.

[Jordan123irving]

@MrBeastDesign the US ending? its not just Americans most are actually British -_-

[gatheringdarkness247]

anyone else get shivers at the part with the logo?

[black25330]

Sulu should say "Ohhhhhhhh MY!"

[Angus1MacGyver]

David Hasselhoff as The President of the U.S.?

The fuck...

[TechnoScreamoFan]

I prefer the Tanya from RA2

[experiment115]

Japanese.I chose the Japanese girl rather than the russian or the two allied women

[HokusTV]

Girl in white dress, girl in black, hot Russian... I choose Japanese one:>!

[itsallcoolable]

so this is what happens in japan you become shogun in america every woman wants to fuck you and in russia only 1 woman says good job

[DartLuke]

@itsallcoolable Russian commander became leader of Russia, so he have many girls.

[Aaidas2]

Lol, the Stalin tower in NY cgi looks worse than any of the cgi RA2 had.

[MrXeart]

i want yuriko

[IceZeneo]

5 people were always in the defeated side... poor sods...

[casacsa]

Lets see now i will have ... some of thaaa... or maybee... no actually i'll have the asian girl :) i like her better

[Str4t0sPh3rE]

In my job resume, I always fill in the 'Previous employment' section with 'Empire of the Rising Sun'

and 'Job title' section with 'Supreme Shogun'.

It doesn't work. =(

[xxxAndrew69xxx]

I want the girl on Oahu

[adamhauge]

The hoff as pres..... probably could do better than obama.

[toxin1873]

3 people must be homos

[fail3091]

if i chose tanya i would find myself my own room and reinforce my door with steel and sleep

[LiberatedWarriorXV21]

@fail3091 lol why?

[fail3091]

@LiberatedWarriorXV21 because since tanya is a commando also shes a crazy killer in RA2 so thats why

[MrJollyvolly]

commis dont get babes?

[danburycollins]

240p, we meet again

[Avengedsiren]

thers alwayz 3some

[FighterGuDude3214]

0:47 Emperor Sulu?

[jpad319]

2:07 Oh, Eva! That little white dress makes me wanna fap in your mouth and clothes. I sure would choose you, baby!

And be prepared to have sausage with habanero sauce and some hard-boiled eggs. You'll love 'em!

[MortSalazar]

@jpad319 Gemma Atkinson ^^

[skytul]

First endings is best. For Soviets !! hooray !

[pakjai]

Baywatch ending...LMFAO...

[IAmTheStig320]

Imperial ending is the best. Get to become the Supreme Shogun of earth, get sex with a nice Asian woman, and George Takei acknowledges your awesomeness. When George motherfucking Takei thinks you awesome, you know you're pretty fucking awesome.

[owen82100]

@IAmTheStig320 When David motherfucking Hasslehoff says Thank you to saving the nation, thats when your a fucking god.

[Berthinus]

1. Become Premier and drink vodka.

2. Become Supreme Shogun and get laid on a beach.

3. Get laid two blond girls...

I take number 2 please... because you know, "The Shogun gets alle the bitches!"

[MrGeorge1921]

240p we meet again

[routhoula]

i call this the "james bond" privilege

[RJSoylent]

2:11 piss off b**** i was talking with my cuty

[TheOmegaPlayer]

Typical Hasselhoff

[Jarnkamin08]

Eva, no doubt!

[CROhaX]

can anyone give me the name of the song on 1:15 ???? PLEASE !

[VietCrea]

@CROhaX i think its ra3 hell march

[CROhaX]

@VietCrea i know that but what remix is that..It sounds awesome D:

[BeatrixNuada]

Sooo all in all, it is only the soviets who end up liberating themselves. All other commanders were just in for some sex with their female officers. O.o ???

[Dimastrength02]

Dasha Federovich the hottest.

[anaknidorobo]

the best ending is russian ending

[anaknidorobo]

why there"s no yuriko ending):

[MrBubby2nd]

Id be scared to choose over tanya. She can kill a man i alot of different ways

[10litai]

david hasselhof as president...all your arguments are invalid

[YeIlowPickle]

In the mission movies its the easiest to see through Tanya's tanktop. :D But in the ending it's easiest see through Eva's dress. Hard to say which one...

[thesoggycherrypie]

how dare those fat american pigs tear down the statue of great comrade lenin -_-

[Jarnkamin08]

@thesoggycherrypie Freedom is the answer!

[Gladosayx]

What girl to pick..hm... Fuck it, im going with Cpt.Sulu!

[IGfunGR]

Allies-Porn

Japan-Porn again

USSR-Honor

[russian3783]

@IGfunGR and thats why russia is the best

[TheZacula]

@IGfunGR Not ENTIRELY true. USSR is honor, Allies have porn and Hasslehoff, whilst Japan has porn, honor, and the tending of very small trees by royalty.

[Jordan123irving]

@IGfunGR its mostly about porn these days the USSR are just boring

[poslednisoud]

@IGfunGR There is boundary betwen honor and eternal virginity and that boundary is drawn by not banging Dasha when you can :D

[Antimanele104]

Allies(Americans) and Empire(Japanese) endings=porn.

Soviets ending=Vodka for everyone.Iz gud,da?

[luckyprince164]

when i saw the Rising ending my reaction was "they cutting bonsai tree while i have deal apocalytic tank?"

[desolator201]

Well I m here but where are the chicks ? XD

[grandikus]

i would take all girls

[GravityPowerful]

russia's ending the best

[richardbhaenson]

God Bless America...and now I must wear my red swimsuit!

[mawhulk]

UPRISING indeed

[sexking83]

haha the japanese emperor is from supah ninjas on nick

[mkazan89]

Japan: Sun&Sex USA: 2 hot girls Russia: Vodka

[Arcanaforce21]

I want All of them1!!!!! Gotta Catch em all!!!!

[BioMetalical]

David Haslehoff??!!!! or is it ? 3:28

[purseus]

@BioMetalical yes it is the hoff

[Chymosaure30]

Boobs and glory...

[ZeroX003]

240p, we meet again

[klertzi]

best us president ever

[ROFLX4X]

"The people want to meet their new premier."

And i want to meet that hot secretary.

[DougStevenHeffernan]

1:30 !!!!

[trechan]

The last president wasn't a pussy like this one is. He should have given a shout out to Westwood.

[DrOktobermensch]

Sure, its nice to be the Premier, but he is also the only one without a girl at the end.

[FighterGuDude3214]

"Sure, he tried to level Moscow and kill millions of innocent people. But he was just trying to protect us. And in the end, isn't that what matters most?"

You douche.

And the Soviets being communist? nah man, oligarchists.

[owen82100]

@FighterGuDude3214 Dont hassle the hoff!

[kingcamilo]

@FighterGuDude3214 yeah no countries ever been communist communism is just a philosophy one of the most brilliant ideas ever created. The people loved their way of life though and there shouldn't have been a country that thinks they have the right to end that.. u.s.... but honestly they did it on themselves. theyd rather spend money on their people than building a powerful army and having a shit country. o lala

[mikenike245]

hummm girl in white dress or girl in black hummmmmmmmm ok im going to go with the girl in the whi.... fuck that i want that hot Russian

[SantomPh]

@mikenike245 two hotel rooms on different floors. :P

[Zeta439]

@mikenike245 I want both

[wapata8]

lol who wants to date tanya shes got way smaller boobs

[kikker33]

@wapata8 she is hotter looking though, by far.

[TristanXD27]

I look it on my CnC red alert 3 in german :P

[TDH551]

i hate alllied the best is empries

[R0ccojas0n]

Soviets declare victory because the statue of liberty was destroyed? that kinda made no sense

[SlimGamer05]

@R0ccojas0n It represented that they won and to show the Allies who's boss. And Besides they were gonna build a new Statue anyways.

[R0ccojas0n]

@SlimGamer05 it still makes no sense

u look at the other 2...Japan wins cause they destroy the time machine that started it all

Allies win cause they counquer leningrad, which was the main base for the soviet strength

but soviets win cause they blow up a statue in new york? that makes no sense

[SlimGamer05]

@R0ccojas0n They want to destroy the morale of the Allies, and bring fear in to their hearts.But the real reason is to make a new statue of the Soviet's hero.

[R0ccojas0n]

@SlimGamer05 Still, a statue? that's it? they could have at least destroyed a main building in a very famous city, instead of just blowing up a statue

[SlimGamer05]

@R0ccojas0n Then what do you suggest you'd destroy in New York? They fought the final battle in New York, What inspirational statue or place there would you rather destroy in that place? Central Park? Maybe If they Fought in DC sure They'll destroy the White House or Lincoln's Memorial to achieve Victory. But They fought New York.

[R0ccojas0n]

@SlimGamer05 still...i think the final battle should have been somewhere in more of the mainland of USA

Surely Allies won when leningrad fell, but leningrad is in the mainland of Russia

the statue of liberty is like on an island outside New York, if it was like another famous building in the mainland of New York like the Empire State Building, then it could make a little more sense

[RU55IO]

Were was crash when the "allies" (get a better name) pulled down the statue of lennon.

[dane450]

and problems, make you proud...

LOL subtites are sucky still

[MihaiViteazul100]

those Japanese are so stereotype

[Vadkoubivadko]

@MihaiViteazul100 You think Russians are not so stereotype here?

Bears in army = WTF?

[krispduck]

is that sulu??

[Raptor2100X]

If you call them the allies... At least make it president of the united free world or something. Not POTUS. how do you think the western Europeans felt when there was a blatantly american ending?

[FireSensei1]

@Raptor2100X Your really dumb. What about the central/south-eastern Europeans?

[indu111]

Please need help here !! I really wanna know the VERSION of Hell March that plays after each campaign end. It's not the original Hell march 3...maybe a remix or something.... Anyone ?? :) :)

[BaalTheDemon]

1:49 "Americans rave over newly discovered japanese morphing cereal"? Cool! Can I turn into a warbear?

[D3nn1s10]

Why is the soviet the shortest

[djkakku]

awesome game

[jacklockhartlockhart]

haha last few words for the "allied" army is god bless america...apparently none of the other "allied" countries get recognition lol

[naqib1998]

I hate allies speach!! :P

[alexthelizardking]

i was hoping the soviet commander would address the crowd

"people of glorious soviet un... (credits")

[theangrysmurf12]

DO not hassle the hoff

[chono1996s]

allie ending 2:20 seconds shit

[TheRedplague1]

I would shoot my self if america took over the world one bullet right to the the back of the head.

[holyknight234]

choosing between Eva and Tanya, the most difficult conflict the commander has to face

[historygenius]

George Takei!

[farzblack]

Allied chicks always take on vacation at beach when war is over ;D

[vivchec]

ok fine next time for the ladies they will include hasselhoff at the end eating a burger half naked, fair? fair....

[ESutashi]

Oh My Hasselhoff~ Since when it became Red Alert 3: Beach Wars?

[pillzhere8]

@Semphas87 HAY! DONT HASSLE THE HOFF.

[dappleboy]

bahahaha george takai and the hof ftw!

[M00pered]

david hasselhouff! :O

[6711dylan]

I love the Japenese end muhahahahaha

[StealthKaelly]

Well, I am the girl and play the game, why there aren's some hot guys too D: This isn't fair D:

And michael Knight in old age isn't a resolution XD

[JMDub89]

@StealthKaelly

I'm a guy, and even I admit that its kinda stupid for the game to always assume that the player is male. Like in RE3's Allied ending, when you get the two girls asking you out, I'm thinking "What about when a girl plays this part?"

Maybe they could record two different versions of each campaign; one for male characters and one for females (obviously the two Allied girls would be replaced with guys).

Also, in C&C3, Kane should call you "my child" instead of "my son" :P

[Exalted305]

The Soviet Chick is Gemma Atkinson ;)

[TheBoksera631]

i could be on a rest with that Allie Chick that gives me the briefing any day.

And i guess the Allie ending is THE BEST you have two chicks..

[TheBoksera631]

i could be on a rest with that Allie Chick that gives me the briefing any day

[playmsbk]

soviets: u get the world, allies: u get the girls, imperials: u are 3rd in command of the world and u get the girl :P japanese ending FTW! :D

[kidsaiyen]

... That American dream sounded horrible. Commies or Imperialists! For the love of God please!

[trumsu915]

I dont know what happens when girls play this game. At the end of Allied and Japanese, they're going to be seduced by girls. Then the lesbian relationship starts

[jros83]

1:45-1:46 someone logs off AIM

[Greatherlorre]

The Hoff As president for the US!

[DOCTOROCTAGONAPUSS]

i know there are already 100 comments saying this but: WTF DAVID HASSELHOFF?!?!?!

[ioventrate]

LOL. the times of President Hazzelhoff have come !.

[Malicore1]

Omg hasslehoff

[BadBoy1968]

Lt. Eva rocks. She's the Sexiest. ;)

[guruguyxxert]

tanya...or eva <_< tough choice rofl

[milky0candy]

Hm. Soviet Union's ending probably the best. At least she doesnt offer me to have sex - i'm not a lesbo

lol

[Vukovic2033]

I'd say Tanya looked WAY better in RA2 but......wait? Hasslehoff as president? God help us all!!!

[SuperGeneralD]

@Goldrag Soviets have no time for it.... ^^

[Proxenetumatii]

hasslehoff?:))=)))

[balakdurjana]

oo00.. those Allies, easy corrupted.

[F4SHADO]

omg david hasslehoff is in this game, i never played long enough to see him. too busy pwning nubs in multiplayer...XD

[KRYPTONPRIME]

yes i want to be your shogun :D

[navylaks2]

The Soviet Chick is defenetly the hottest

[J0HNNYKN0XV1LL3]

Thats true :-P

[Proxenetumatii]

@navylaks2 i'd do tanya...

[barry770]

@navylaks2 what about sulu

[eskimodude812]

@navylaks2 she also haz  teh biggest bewbiez (arent i a perv?)

[baybook123]

@navylaks2

Nathasha? *sigh*

[jorel658]

last part of the presidents speech.. Oh really. 1 in pure black and 1 in pure white. my head was banging itself ... MEDIC

[ImaJosha]

david hasselhof as president! ftw!

[shrektheterd]

the rissing son ending was shit only good part about it was it had sulu in it Allies FTW

[mkgjg]

In some games like red alert 3 and re 5 there try cathing you with hot girls

[Nat2370]

Almost all the women in RA3 are dang hot!

[VogueHomme]

gotta love Kelly Hu at 1:21! By far the most beautiful woman in Red Alert 3!

[chinbopper69]

it should be president george carlin lol

[sithalo]

what is the name of the music at the end?

[bomerman104]

so who wants to take that flag from the giant robot first

[aznboy3213]

and if the commander was a girl she would have lesbian sex O_O

[dullKnife]

@aznboy3213 lol i didnt thought of that lmao

[RainbowSix09UK]

Presadent David Hasslehoff. now the world has gone nuts. lol

[kingredrider1]

@RainbowSix09UK  i think he would change the armies guns into little KITT cars XD

[dullKnife]

@RainbowSix09UK wished it happend though great speech from him

[Viktoriuzs]

Wheres it! WHERE OMG WHEREE!!!

[funkyoulol2]

no, the actor's name is david hasselhoff

[44centz]

@funkyoulol2 which one is david hasselhoff

[funkyoulol2]

@44centz The president of the USA :)

[44centz]

@funkyoulol2 HES ALSO in spiderman