Unnecessary Censorship in Video Games - Skyrim Part 2

[themusicmega2]

0:51 BEST PART!!

[TheHollowMidnight]

"We can do this one or two ways, you can walk up with me to the keep or I can *beep* your lifeless body. Your choice." *Dunmur looks over to you awkwardly*

LOL

[goth66amy]

The necrophile Part is funny. " I can fuck your lifeless body"

[thief081900]

holy fuck, i can't stop laughing!!!

[quinniemarsden101]

did the arrow to the knee thing come from skyrim?

[Jimwilleatyou]

@quinniemarsden101 Yes

[legocontrollerjr]

1:55 HAHA i just love how he looks at you.

[CorpralDunn]

"I bet the 2 of us are very alike. So why not take the next step. We could fu*k each other"

[doodsalot270]

i unsubscribed just so i could subscribe again 0.0!

[monkeyis10]

i used to be an aventurer like you, BUT DEN TEN I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE ****

[doodsalot270]

@monkeyis10 ADventurer

[DemonicSoul7]

LOL!!!!!!!!!! Better than the first. I laughed my * off so hard!

[sapphire475gs]

No "F*&% Ro Dah"? :(

[zeno633]

fuck my lifeless body uumm what els did u say i could do :/

[truepowerlord]

Jaree-ra:We can fuck each other LOLOLOTROLOLOLLOLOL

[ImZyker]

THIS IS FUCKING PURE GENIUS! SUBBED! 

[XxDarklegionoffirexX]

Brynjolf: You're going to have to **** him off. It's the only way to get his attention.

LOL

[pprstspco]

I like how at 1:53 he looks at the camera/player as if he is shocked.

[anejchy]

Or i can fuck your lifeless body XD

[Bobbyboy532]

0:30 u can hear it growing louder. lol

[Hojahs]

im level 60 and really disappointed to know that i have talked of all these people and done all these quests in all four videos

[Dranious]

0:29

I'd shake your hand and fuck you in the ass at the same time

[gt3sportt]

This guy deserves a fucking medal.

[rockyqw12]

nice tits on that gecko.

[AngoryMinecrafter]

HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAA

[HTDKid38]

"If your looking for a handjob, you'll want to speak with my husband." Pimp?

[NormalDifficulty]

Just uploaded Part 4 of Unnecessary Censorship in Skyrim! Go watch it!

[THESERGEANTHUNTER]

MY EARS

[7see4gesers3]

I Loled so hard @ 0:22 XD

[wileib1]

Lawl!

[XfakexxmanX]

0:20 i **** my own daughter

[LoneWolf79Gaming]

I **** my own daughter LOL

[eeeee111111rik]

um

[CrusixBlade]

Funny how you sensor the guard and he is saying the same damn thing

[DonutCrossing]

There's a sort of tavern down there, The Ragged Flagon, where all the lowlifes in Riften get drunk and ______ each other. xDD

[FlashFlashBOOM]

@DonutCrossing "You can walk up with me to the keep or i can ____ your lifeless body."

[Snowfut2000]

I'll never be able to play skyrim without laughing

[FuZiOn980]

These are so funny make more!!! I subbed

[emroth23]

omg thats so funny

[2BucksIsMyGrandson]

What the fuck were these people going to say without the censors?

[TerminatorT800ish]

I used to be an adventurer like you

but then i took an arrow to the (BOOP)

[southparkfanatic333]

1:05 is that adam baldwin voicing Maul?

[GTBenergy]

1:54 he seems to like the option number 1

[Anathar88]

"If your looking for a hand $#@, you'll want to speak with my husband."

............WELL, WHERE THE HELL IS HE!?

[Xiennalicious]

0:21 cracked me up reall good hahaha

[GPROD13]

i @#$% my own daughter O_O

[Shedralarsuckit73]

Not as funny as the first one

[bluegamer138]

keep your D!<* out of your hands and we'll get along just fine!

[ItzConfucius]

I f**ked my own daughter! I JUST LOST IT!

[MrBountyhunter777]

Another wonderer, here to lick my fathers @!%$. Good job!

[Wandplank12]

they should make a mod of this

[TheROCKCANTDIE]

ok now i'm subbing

[dragonkane43]

the last thing the black briars need is some stranger sticking their d!#* where it doesnt belong

[Vayshen]

Omg I'm laughing way too much at the first one. So predictable but still lmfao.

[Nyanificationful]

I just love when he turns towards you after the guard tells him "or i can fuck your lifeless body" XD,

[MrMauriceTL]

Haha, this is so awesome, keep em coming!

[EldarionsBeard]

What about that redguard woman in Whiterun?

'If you're looking for my husband, check the Jarl's #*@!, that's usually where he stuffs himself...

[hopesy97]

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to a dick.

[Deadzombable]

I love the skyrim theme song so epic

[Gwx480]

lol I'm crying, literally

[ManInBlaX]

" I Fucked my Own Daughter "

._.

[williemay100]

the i took a arrow to the dick

[FakeMessiah6]

''You're going to have to **** him off, it's the only way to get his attention.'' I had to pause the video for a minute to I could catch my breath again xD.

[CheesySanchez]

"if you're looking for a hand*** talk to my husband." wow...

[eman12100]

For the Guard it should've been:

"I used to be an andventurer like you but I took a **** in the ****.

[crapvidios66]

Ah, Argonians. I play as them because they always look like they're about to say something like

"I think we could be freinds, so why not take the next step - we can fuck each other"

[schmidty176]

We can do this one of two ways, you can walk up with me to the keep, or I can fu** your lifeless body.

Okay, okay!! I'll like the video!!

[Gorfon59]

Most are argonians like me, god dayum

[kingcustard444]

If you want a hand%$@ you'll have to talk to my husband

[ANTOINEZxxxNOODLEZ]

You can come with me or I can fuck your lifeless body. Dead.

[MrScooterJohnson1]

""I fucked my own daughter." lmfao!!!

[wirtentier]

0:30 he'd shake your hand and fuck you in the ass at the same time xD

[tedmathews]

30 people took an arrow to the di*k

[SilentRavager]

1:1t That's my Pick-Up line...

[Strumfreak]

0:50 - 1:10 I think I'm going to die of LMAO

[MeatManiac2201]

1:02 Sounds Like Solid Snake :D



[TmDPredator]

"i use to be an adventure like you but then i took an arowwo to the dick " then he just walks away lmfao LOL!!!!!!!!!

[Spiiceymatt]

'I fucked my own daughter' Fucking lol.

[EddieTheBunny]

The last ones are always the best. LMAO

[XLVIetII]

The timing in the last clip is PERFECT. Look how the elf looks at the player in shock right when he says "BLEEP! your lifeless body". Hilarious.

[CloakedOnyx]

XD That's perfect!

[nichickmet]

0:01 DOVAKIHN,DOVAKIHN, NOT A SINGLE SARDINE

[RexSawr]

Dovahkiin! Dovahkiin! Not a single Sardine!

[LiarsAlwaysWin]

This comes from the smartest comedian to ever live, JIMMY KIMMEL!!! haha he's awesome an inspiration to us all. ;)

[odsca]

"If you're looking for a handjob, you'll want to speak with my husband"

[kratos834]

oh my goodness i'll never be able to play Skyrim properly ever again.

[flipxXxpride]

on 1:16 and from there its so hilarious

[DirigiblePlumCompany]

XD Clever. Now I want to buy Skyrim.

[ThatPlasticFork]

First 20 seconds in, I had to pause because I was laughing so hard I couldn't understand what they were saying anymore.

[WolfySnackrib666]

Did you hear this? He say to an elf fuck his lifeless body? I'm an elf! Shame of you!

[Dragonballzreviews]

with the first one on this vid..... you know its coming but you cant help but laugh XD

[BlackFireX11]

I Finally Get The Arrow To The Knee Joke :D

[Br3athinSu1fur]

i want to knock Neklir the fuck out.

[xXHazmishXx]

@disasterice455. so true lol

[ZeroToNowhere]

I -----ed a bit throughout the video, but that last one --- me good.

[ShatteredToDust]

"He'll shake your hand and ^%#$@ you in the $&% at the same time." quite the talent you got there Gulum-Ei.

[Madelonetj]

I lol'd. So hard. XD

[SochiUchiha]

The Lusty Argonian.

That is all.

[EglerionTheFox]

@SochiUchiha Lifts-Her-Tail <3

[NamelessAidan]

@SochiUchiha Thief of Virtue.

[TheGreececats]

this is gay

[50plussiexD]

rolf.

[Klayonx15]

XD ROFL

[TFKSOLDIER]

Or i can fuck your lifeless body :L

[timewasteland]

@TFKSOLDIER haha when I played Morrowind one time, I met a dremora. I taunted him, and then he said "When I've killed you, I will rape your corpse. Don't worry, I'll be gentle!"

I got a little freaked out D:

[ThePooper3000]

@TFKSOLDIER Either way its a win for the guard.

[Assassinanic]

He fucked his own daughter?! What is this madness!?

[pokemontrainer921]

0:15 BWAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

[HyoureiKyouran]

Don't break the law in Riften, those guards mean business.

[TheBounceMaster]

"I fucked my own daughter" HAHAHA!

[ragnaroksama]

@TheBounceMaster i cant stop laughing at that 1

[50plussiexD]

hahahahahaha i laughed my ass off!

[Putaspellonyou]

oh jesus this is good...

[LESismore8]

He'd shake your hand and BEEP you in the BEEP at the same time.. (X

[nodfish]

1:09 aint she pretty

[lucario10135]

@nodfish

Yup

[bwaaay]

Hahahaha this is so good

[st3reo23]

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING !!!! :))))

[Waarisubs]

''I bet the two of us are very alike, so why not take the next step and f***k eachother?''

I lol'd so hard.

[ChillingHarmony]

1:50 LOL I love the way the guy kind of winces and stares at you after the guard says "or I can f#@$ your lifeless body"

[Trollermao123]

Guard:You can come quietly,or I f*** your lifeless body.

*Dark Elf looks at the Dovakhin confused*

[scotchtapeinasia]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAH

[KOCPY]

The only way is to jerk him off

[Crazy123xassassin]

Oh my god I'm f***** dieing of laughter! Great job keep up the good work!

[LESismore8]

ohsweetskyrim, this is hilarious!!

[UnholyOnslaught]

These are tje nest

[PartieTrois]

I don't think I've ever laughed this hard..

[Fangtorn]

The Guard at the end sounds pretty badass.

[Fangtorn]

I didn't realise what this was at first, and I wasn't impressed, then I listened to it for a bit longer and slowly it became funnier and funnier.

[TheCrod103]

ROFLROFLROFL I F**ked my own daughter.

[guiltyhalo2]

LOOL

[MACEX1000]

fuck fuck fuck dick dick dick

[OverseerThe]

i used to censor things too. but then i took an arrow to the dick.

[omnidroid200]

weird how brand-shei looks at you after the guard talks to him LOL

[keko4321]

you look new ..

i'm new too...

i bet the tow of us were very a like ..

so why not take the next step ... we can fuck each other ..

what a great way to lure someone hahahaha xD

[Solno12]

the awkward moment when you can finish the sentences with the real words

[hikurashi83]

@Solno12 how is that awkward? o.O , the awkward moment when someones awkward moment isn't awkward

[IReallyAmIronMan]

.. Or i can fuck your lifeless body.. your choice xD

[bkg360]

i hate that kid, Nelkir, i want too kill him soo bad

[GauceTank]

1:13 boobs? how ironic

[B0yle1]

0:16 laughed my ass off XD

[codmod55]

If you're looking for a handjob, you will want to talk with my husband xDD

[JogixCOD]

just another stranger who puts his **** where is doesnt belong rofl

[desetnik15second]

i fuck my own daughter HAAHHA I DIED!

[Violentkiller87]

keep your dick ouot of your hands and we will be just fine

[mrlinky121]

"took an arrow in the ****" LOL



[zZulloZz]

Lol Mjol's phrase sounded too much realistic to me

[47Reaperz]

you can walk with me at the keep or i can **** your lifeless body your choice

that made laugh...hard

[SnixNumber14]

"There's a sort of tavern down there, the Ragged Flagon, where all the criminals get drunk and (bleep) each other." Looks like Delvin got his wish.

[domino12345hi]

Only 1 top comment here's my chance... um... how about... no i can't do that... i know... OMFF (Oh My Flying Fuck)

[HarmfulwhenInhaled]

1:50 lololol

[WoodElfPrincess93]

Jaree-Ra: You look nude.

Me: Wut?

Jaree-Ra: I'm nude too.

Me: Don't look like it.

Jarre-Ra: Maybe we can be friends.

Me: I hope you don't mean friends with benefits.

Jarre-Ra: I bet you and me are a lot alike. Maybe we can take it to the next step....we can f**k eachother.

Me: HELL NO!!

[majorcian]

another stranger here to lick my fathers D*** lol

[finsniper666]

i cant stop laughing when he said i f&%k my own daughter XD

[WodyGene]

1:50 I like how the dude looks at you like "Did he really just say that??"

[alubedopiasora]

@WodyGene epic guard lol

[PS3GamesProductions]

I used to be an adventurer like, then I took an arrow to the *beep* XD

[brolygvc]

wtf 0:52 so im not the first :(

[brolygvc]

wtf 5:52 so im not the first :(

[EpicFlyMount100]

''We can do this 1 or two ways, you can walk up with me to the keep, or i can fuck your lifeless body!'' LMFAO! XD

[backflopking]

"if you want a handjob you gotta speak with my husband" a wtf moment

[mocman9]

that mjoll the lioness is my wife on skyrim

[TheMrJagex]

1:49

"i can take you to the keep, or i can F*%# your lifeless body."

*looks at camera*

[Heartlessangel350]

@TheMrJagex he looked kinda happy too xD