I'm afraid, sir, that you are required to leave this particular position in which you stand as we speak, within predetermined time of ten seconds, under the condition that, if you disregard my request, I will harm you in a manner that you shall become a fitting entry in the list of wounded and/or dead members of the National Secessionist Forces.
Are you entirely correct in assuming that you have used the buttons correctly?
In a slightly agitated tone, I assure you that I am not suspectible to such mistakes.
Your hand appendage may have accidently fallen from the button.
Nay, I traveled to this machine with the intent of consuming a delicious orange-flavoured carbonated drink. I have instead recieved a lemon lime-flavoured carbonated drink.
The carbonated liquid machine also would not be suspectible to such mistakes.
Remember my dear brother, the password is "chemical element with the symbol Fe and atomic number 26 and chemical element with the symbol Cu (from Latin: cuprum) and atomic number 29"
@FlotsamX The group of people, that is categorized as the elderly human males, will be held responsible of the age that will come within the time of the next day, week, month, year or decade
Gunther: if you would be so kind as to allow me to relieve you of a possession which could be classified as a device used for the purposes of causing injury or death to specific audiences, followed by your immediate motion of your body to a position which is not within my intended path of motion.
JC: You, sir, are entitled to the possession of my firearm, of which I officially declare yours.
Jock: What a bother! I seem to have discovered an explosive device!
JC: An explosive device?
JC: Leave the vicinity
Jock: A simple modification to this device, involving removal of a connecting wire, is required to........voila, I appear to have disarmed the device.
Jock: You appear to possess an apparent expertise regarding work of the detective type
Verily, I do proclaim that in an ideal world, there would be a modification of the 2000 Ion Storm title "Deus Ex", which, as its primary purpose, changes the accents and mannerisms of the gentlemen and ladies therein from those of primarily American, French and Hong-Kong Chinese, to those stereotypical of well-bred gentlemen and ladies of British origin, by way of the computerised method that I do presume facilitated the production of this work, as well as any similar works I am not familiar of.
My capability of detecting the surrounding area by visual means is enhanced by the use of electrical devices in other words augmentations within a part of my body, that is capable of visual detection.
Pardon me...but I do believe the actions that you have performed unto yourself and to others are against the standards set by the regulatory protocols, good Agent
Woe becomes me, chaps, for it has come to pass that I, whilst my lips did thirst for a refreshing carbonated juiced orange beverage and manipulated the requisite automatic vendor machine to dispense such a beverage, was provided not with the much sought after refreshment, but in lieu of it, the paltry replacement of a most vile amalgamation of lemon and lime.
Oh my! It seems that my carbonated beverage flavored with a sugary syrup and sold in many machine-automated vendors, is not flavored with said sugary syrup in a delightful orange flavor, but instead flavored with an artificial "lemon-lime" hybrid! Indeed, I do suspect that the man who works under employ of Joseph Manderley, the administrator of this base, purposely switched the two beverages in order to inconvience me, as he is certain that I obtain more pleasure from the consumption of orange.
My ability to perceive reflected light from objects in my immediate vicinity and interpret these rays of light in my brain has been improved and upgraded beyond regular biological norms by means of nanomechanical infusions.
I dare you to proceed with your plan of rendering this place inoperable by means of explosion! Mayhap you will succeed in terminating me, but you will sever the world's communication network, the means of distributing power, and the entire system by which electricity is supplied. Is that your greatest desire? Have you been entirely liberated of your sanity?
No! You are incapable of knowing the consequences! Without control, the world will cease to have order. All things will be void of purpose!
May I be allowed to state the fact that I believe this humorous moving picture on this popular website that is on the world wide web should be transformed and adapted into a modification that is available to download onto the interactive moving picture that is primarily called 'Deus Ex' on your own personal computer system. Thus, leading me to experience the human emotion of satisfaction that is named 'happiness'. It is probable that a majority of the human populous would download it.
Are you certain you have activated the precise button?I do not make fallacies of that kind.Your appendage must have deflected.INACCURATE!I required the artificial drink containing the flavour of the orange citrus fruit but it gave forth the drink of lemon-lime. The electronic device will not make errors.It is the gentleman who was made responsible to maintain this device who I suspect as he is aware I like the drink of the orange citrus fruit.
I declare that you have precisely five measures of time equal to exactly one-sixtieth of a minute to vacate the immediate premises, else I will in recourse be obliged to add the nomenclature by which you are legally recognised to the itemised documentation proclaiming members of the National Successionalist Forces terrorist organisation who have had their life functions terminated.
Perhaps you could consider the possibility of applying the skills which you posess in exchange for an authorative extent of valuable currency which can be used in the barter of goods and services
"You may engage in levity to your heart's content, Denton, but I feel it apt to warn that we will not provide as antiquated an opponent as Gunther the next time our paths cross. I merely permitted his departure to attain a modicum of quiet for myself, as his inquiries and requests involving Navarre and repairs to his own person were turning not altogether pleasant."
"I do believe you are withholding the truth. You directed Gunther towards me because you knew only lethality would end his combat."
"That is not a feasible possibility after you took it upon yourself to destroy the piece of machinery we know as a 'universal constructor' in the oriental city of Hong Kong by means of explosion."
"I cannot claim that I have ever undergone the appropriate operational instruction required to safely and efficiently utilise such a device."
"That is not a feasible possibility after you took it upon yourself to destroy the piece of machinery we know as a 'universal constructor' in the oriental city of Hong Kong by means of explosion."
"I cannot claim that I have ever undergone the appropriate operational instruction required to safely and efficiently utilise such a device."
"I will have to burden you with a decision, JC, of which of these three items to aid you would prefer to carry with you to influence the progress of your objectives at this current moment?"
"At this time I believe that the crossbow may be the best tool to help me advance through my trials."
"Verily, disposing of an attacker through means of utmost discretion is often the greatest way of disposing of an attacker through means of utmost discretion."
Contrary to the events which have actually transpired, my original request was place not towards this beverage but for one flavoured with both lemon and lime instead.
Though these words might sound quite out of current point of conversation which is about debriefing and financial operation bonus to elaborate your successful reclaim of Liberty Island, pardon me that your tresspassing of female excrementation chamber reported by Shannon goes against rules of United Nations Anti-Terror Coalition and it is my duty to remark you stop such deed.
5:34 - By the great deity himself! It would appear there is an explosive device inside this helicopter fused to detonate with the intention of doing us harm!
In shock, i state after the fact that there is an explosive device!
A high-explosive anti-personnel device that inflicts damage principally through ground- and atmosphere-transmitted mechanical stress, the impact and penetration of pressure-driven projectiles, pressure damage, and explosion-generated effects is a highly discouraged weaponry selection for armed confrontation within the ranges constituting the distance between several inches and a score of meters.
-Pardon my use of colloquial and offensive language, for mine appreciation of the source footage of which this video is a parody is such that I was unable to restrain such unbridled feelings of joy when confronted with your moving picture creation.
Could you attend to the manufacturer of the text-to-speech program you have used while producing video and obtain the software's name, then hand it over to me?
I am enthusiastic and in love with it, and I would like to produce my own media of this lovely kind and a contribution to this daily-growing "arrangement".
@ManualMonaro What terrible luck has befallen us! So much so that I feel compelled to curse unto the heavens, for I have discovered an explosive device!
@rushnerd The person of the current topic has been a very desirable mature human male in the past. Thus the kind of fatality that has happened is indeed, metaphorically speaking, spoiled because of the reason that the subject at hand has been long since past the date of contamination.
lol these things are so funny, long as it keeps amusing you keep doing 'em ;D In fact, do HL2 cutscenes next...just think of the GMan in a tophat and stache speaking in such an airy manner. Or better yet...Mass Effect...Wrex + Tophat = Best fucking win ever. =P
I'm afraid, sir, that you are required to leave this particular position in which you stand as we speak, within predetermined time of ten seconds, under the condition that, if you disregard my request, I will harm you in a manner that you shall become a fitting entry in the list of wounded and/or dead members of the National Secessionist Forces.
HorrorMovieGuy13 3 weeks ago
Forcefully removed branches and granular remains of boulders.
Ragitsu 1 month ago
Absolutely brilliant...
AdamJamesWalker86 1 month ago
This game is supersmart, you just can't make it's dialogues more intelligent.
temyi75 1 month ago
This needs more views
terislb 2 months ago
If this should have been the official one in the original ...
UltimeciaKnight 2 months ago
Desperation. Desperation. Desperation. Desperation. Desperation. Desperation.
Tytanized 3 months ago in playlist More videos from ManualMonaro
Paul, I thought you have travelled to the autonomous region of China known as Hong Kong.
I bid thee welcome to the Coalition, JC. It's time for me to address thou by another name...
TheNemesis274 3 months ago 2
This game has one of the best stories ever.
capsule56 4 months ago
Oh my, it seems to be apparent that I have stumbled upon this delightful piece of film. It is very amusing might I add, very!
LeDeux11 4 months ago
What a shame.
RothrilSectolith 4 months ago
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0:07
ChowOS.error - Please enter displayed input to restart system.
ThatPsychopathGuy 4 months ago
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ThatPsychopathGuy 4 months ago
Are you entirely correct in assuming that you have used the buttons correctly?
In a slightly agitated tone, I assure you that I am not suspectible to such mistakes.
Your hand appendage may have accidently fallen from the button.
Nay, I traveled to this machine with the intent of consuming a delicious orange-flavoured carbonated drink. I have instead recieved a lemon lime-flavoured carbonated drink.
The carbonated liquid machine also would not be suspectible to such mistakes.
Pcfan11 5 months ago 5
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Remember my dear brother, the password is "chemical element with the symbol Fe and atomic number 26 and chemical element with the symbol Cu (from Latin: cuprum) and atomic number 29"
Valerablable 5 months ago in playlist Deus Ex Stuff
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Valerablable 5 months ago
O_o... sigh.. Brits.
TheUnbeholden 5 months ago
Ho! It is the gentlemen Denton, James Caesar Esquire, before me in tangible form!
IDNA222 5 months ago 5
I am overcome with grief at this unfortunate turn of events.
minginqunt 6 months ago 3
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minginqunt 6 months ago
OSTENTATIOUS ELDERLY MEN.
AN ADVISEMENT OF CAUTION.
AN ADVISEMENT OF CAUTION.
FlotsamX 6 months ago 34
@FlotsamX The group of people, that is categorized as the elderly human males, will be held responsible of the age that will come within the time of the next day, week, month, year or decade
RandomGuy1994 5 months ago
Wallton Siighmons.
BearsAteMyCat 6 months ago
Oh the religious lord of mine, JC! A remotely activated explosive charge!
RandomGuy1994 6 months ago 8
I never requested this unfortunate event.
Tokanova 6 months ago 5
this is the best video on jewtube, why doesn't this have more views
tstochuj 6 months ago
Gunther: if you would be so kind as to allow me to relieve you of a possession which could be classified as a device used for the purposes of causing injury or death to specific audiences, followed by your immediate motion of your body to a position which is not within my intended path of motion.
JC: You, sir, are entitled to the possession of my firearm, of which I officially declare yours.
Plausiblesarge 6 months ago
Ah Sir Denton, I will momentarily proceed using a firearm in order to fire a lead projectile into your lower intestine.
Shapecharge08 6 months ago
Verily, I hath never requested what is now before me!
ThaPoopa 6 months ago
Jock: What a bother! I seem to have discovered an explosive device!
JC: An explosive device?
JC: Leave the vicinity
Jock: A simple modification to this device, involving removal of a connecting wire, is required to........voila, I appear to have disarmed the device.
Jock: You appear to possess an apparent expertise regarding work of the detective type
Plausiblesarge 6 months ago
>"I verily order you, sir, to leave this room, for I have within my possessions an explosive device."
>"This explosive device you speak off is, in fact, a non properly chosen offensive action to be used in combat which range is minimal."
ksDeathPaladin 6 months ago
Do one with DXHR!
13x1x20 6 months ago
Sir, you have got ten seconds to leave the immediate area, or I will write a very stern letter to your address.
dronesincedawnoftime 6 months ago
Deus Ex :D
mujuma 6 months ago
Gentlemen of considerable and venerable vintage
governing the humankind considered as social beings.
RiXeD 6 months ago
this
is
delicious
sagethishit 7 months ago
Imagine if they used this scene in the original Deus Ex and made the opening cutscene unskippable.
Nagittchi 7 months ago
- In fact I don't happen to be a machi-
- Surely you jest, sir.
SaturnineXTS 7 months ago
"Oh my Lord, JC! It appears to be an explosive contraption or some such."
"An explosive contraption!"
invisusmachina 7 months ago 5
0:25
Huge hat
Earo16 7 months ago
Maggie Chow you evil woman you, dancing in the background
Otterinheaven 7 months ago
Procure or obtain analgesic medicines, in contrary to the specific instructions I have given to you as your military superior.
EnigmaNovb 7 months ago
Sir Joseph Manderley will imminently break into song, reminiscient of the musical movement, popular amongst the ghetto peoples, known as "Hip-Hop".
EnigmaNovb 7 months ago 2
It seems I have accidentally dispursed my consumable fluid
b1z2a3 7 months ago
the only edible object in my possession is this confectionary bar
Plausiblesarge 7 months ago 2
I shall henceforth only play videogames in a manner of a stately gentlemen, i give my my regards deus ex.
Atrahasis7 7 months ago
I have never implied requesting this, good sir.
MandaloreMovies 7 months ago 4
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finalfantasy50 7 months ago
A device of widespread, forceful and explosive destruction!
PwnzorBob 7 months ago
Verily, I do proclaim that in an ideal world, there would be a modification of the 2000 Ion Storm title "Deus Ex", which, as its primary purpose, changes the accents and mannerisms of the gentlemen and ladies therein from those of primarily American, French and Hong-Kong Chinese, to those stereotypical of well-bred gentlemen and ladies of British origin, by way of the computerised method that I do presume facilitated the production of this work, as well as any similar works I am not familiar of.
camydoger 7 months ago 7
My capability of detecting the surrounding area by visual means is enhanced by the use of electrical devices in other words augmentations within a part of my body, that is capable of visual detection.
saksari93 7 months ago
@RyanTheHeretic I was gonna do this one but yours is way better
MrWaeseL 8 months ago
wow !!! whoever made this sure knows the english language well !! what VIDEO EDITING SOFTWARE WAS USED to make this ?
DHammerr 8 months ago
dicks
BlackSephir 8 months ago
splendid
AwexDerErste 8 months ago
Love Simons tasche, priceless!
jjmikhail 8 months ago
Deus Ex: British Edition
TheUnbeholden 8 months ago 4
Pardon me...but I do believe the actions that you have performed unto yourself and to others are against the standards set by the regulatory protocols, good Agent
cuppajoesugar 8 months ago
Alas. He used to be an amiable individual.
phadech 8 months ago
My brain.
L33ticus 8 months ago
I had never considered that a vocal synthesis contraption could emulate the articulations of many British aristocrats.
thesenamesaretaken 9 months ago 2
GREAT SCOTT JC!
AN EXPLOSIVE DEVICE!
AN EXPLOSIVE DEVICE?!
mariomcp 9 months ago 5
Woe becomes me, chaps, for it has come to pass that I, whilst my lips did thirst for a refreshing carbonated juiced orange beverage and manipulated the requisite automatic vendor machine to dispense such a beverage, was provided not with the much sought after refreshment, but in lieu of it, the paltry replacement of a most vile amalgamation of lemon and lime.
KrimsinYT 9 months ago 30
EPIC!!!
hackneo64 9 months ago
JC! There is an explosive device placed most deviously inside the helicopter!
An explosive device!
PeanutButterGoodness 9 months ago 4
Oh my! It seems that my carbonated beverage flavored with a sugary syrup and sold in many machine-automated vendors, is not flavored with said sugary syrup in a delightful orange flavor, but instead flavored with an artificial "lemon-lime" hybrid! Indeed, I do suspect that the man who works under employ of Joseph Manderley, the administrator of this base, purposely switched the two beverages in order to inconvience me, as he is certain that I obtain more pleasure from the consumption of orange.
darkdude000 9 months ago 7
What the fuck is up with Cho Ming Chi Wing (forgot her name) at 0:07 - 0:19?
JinRenegade 9 months ago 3
@JinRenegade Reading your post in this sea of archaic and pedantic comment thread, made me laugh so hard, I got spittle all over my monitor.
DoctorWeeTodd 8 months ago
My ability to perceive reflected light from objects in my immediate vicinity and interpret these rays of light in my brain has been improved and upgraded beyond regular biological norms by means of nanomechanical infusions.
briani4735263 9 months ago 10
an explosive device is not a superior choice for combat wherein combatants are combating in close proximity to one another.
niteshmurti 9 months ago 5
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TheKingsHotmail 10 months ago
I dare you to proceed with your plan of rendering this place inoperable by means of explosion! Mayhap you will succeed in terminating me, but you will sever the world's communication network, the means of distributing power, and the entire system by which electricity is supplied. Is that your greatest desire? Have you been entirely liberated of your sanity?
No! You are incapable of knowing the consequences! Without control, the world will cease to have order. All things will be void of purpose!
davvigtu 10 months ago
hahaha epic
Click245 10 months ago
May I be allowed to state the fact that I believe this humorous moving picture on this popular website that is on the world wide web should be transformed and adapted into a modification that is available to download onto the interactive moving picture that is primarily called 'Deus Ex' on your own personal computer system. Thus, leading me to experience the human emotion of satisfaction that is named 'happiness'. It is probable that a majority of the human populous would download it.
ELmovies99 10 months ago 5
Are you certain you have activated the precise button?I do not make fallacies of that kind.Your appendage must have deflected.INACCURATE!I required the artificial drink containing the flavour of the orange citrus fruit but it gave forth the drink of lemon-lime. The electronic device will not make errors.It is the gentleman who was made responsible to maintain this device who I suspect as he is aware I like the drink of the orange citrus fruit.
MajL337 10 months ago 4
HAHAHA! This was great!!!!!
niteshmurti 10 months ago
I declare that you have precisely five measures of time equal to exactly one-sixtieth of a minute to vacate the immediate premises, else I will in recourse be obliged to add the nomenclature by which you are legally recognised to the itemised documentation proclaiming members of the National Successionalist Forces terrorist organisation who have had their life functions terminated.
Andreus 10 months ago
Perhaps you could consider the possibility of applying the skills which you posess in exchange for an authorative extent of valuable currency which can be used in the barter of goods and services
Plausiblesarge 11 months ago
"You may engage in levity to your heart's content, Denton, but I feel it apt to warn that we will not provide as antiquated an opponent as Gunther the next time our paths cross. I merely permitted his departure to attain a modicum of quiet for myself, as his inquiries and requests involving Navarre and repairs to his own person were turning not altogether pleasant."
"I do believe you are withholding the truth. You directed Gunther towards me because you knew only lethality would end his combat."
davvigtu 1 year ago
"That is not a feasible possibility after you took it upon yourself to destroy the piece of machinery we know as a 'universal constructor' in the oriental city of Hong Kong by means of explosion."
"I cannot claim that I have ever undergone the appropriate operational instruction required to safely and efficiently utilise such a device."
lelles76 1 year ago
"That is not a feasible possibility after you took it upon yourself to destroy the piece of machinery we know as a 'universal constructor' in the oriental city of Hong Kong by means of explosion."
"I cannot claim that I have ever undergone the appropriate operational instruction required to safely and efficiently utilise such a device."
lelles76 1 year ago 2
"I will have to burden you with a decision, JC, of which of these three items to aid you would prefer to carry with you to influence the progress of your objectives at this current moment?"
"At this time I believe that the crossbow may be the best tool to help me advance through my trials."
"Verily, disposing of an attacker through means of utmost discretion is often the greatest way of disposing of an attacker through means of utmost discretion."
Stricker 1 year ago 5
Sir Denton, It appears there is an explosive device upon this aircraft!
An explosive device?!
RainbowStalin69 1 year ago
Jc is missing either a top hat or a moustache
terislb 1 year ago
Contrary to the events which have actually transpired, my original request was place not towards this beverage but for one flavoured with both lemon and lime instead.
smajawwyeah 1 year ago 2
Though these words might sound quite out of current point of conversation which is about debriefing and financial operation bonus to elaborate your successful reclaim of Liberty Island, pardon me that your tresspassing of female excrementation chamber reported by Shannon goes against rules of United Nations Anti-Terror Coalition and it is my duty to remark you stop such deed.
supernautK90 1 year ago 2
How this kind of videos are called?
alanoasiss 1 year ago
@alanoasiss
...Educational
N0V0NEU 1 year ago
"In shock, I state after the fact that there is an explosive device."
Pure Awesomeness :D
N0V0NEU 1 year ago 2
"I now hum in a state of thought processing."
Fucking win.
Gicolico 1 year ago 10
Someone HAS to make a mod which makes all dialogue in the game more gentlemanly. :D
stickman4EVA 1 year ago
5:34 - By the great deity himself! It would appear there is an explosive device inside this helicopter fused to detonate with the intention of doing us harm!
In shock, i state after the fact that there is an explosive device!
IlliterateChild 1 year ago 4
only... one... word... LOL
JordanNMatthew 1 year ago
Normally I would post something smart on one of these videos, BUT I F'ING LOVE YOU FOR DOING DEUS EX
CarnivoreAJ 1 year ago 2
A high-explosive anti-personnel device that inflicts damage principally through ground- and atmosphere-transmitted mechanical stress, the impact and penetration of pressure-driven projectiles, pressure damage, and explosion-generated effects is a highly discouraged weaponry selection for armed confrontation within the ranges constituting the distance between several inches and a score of meters.
Bowarcher 1 year ago
...and i thought deus ex wasn't deep enough.
spyMic158 1 year ago 6
Fuck yeah, Deus Ex.
-Pardon my use of colloquial and offensive language, for mine appreciation of the source footage of which this video is a parody is such that I was unable to restrain such unbridled feelings of joy when confronted with your moving picture creation.
shadowfax273k 1 year ago 3
Stop supporting the fad gosh darn it!!!
ElChrisman 1 year ago
An explosive device!
MrPaillou 1 year ago 5
Ambrohhsia
CaptainSkullCat 1 year ago
Someone needs to do this with Metroid Other M....
dinoman96 1 year ago
Dear ManualMonaro,
Could you attend to the manufacturer of the text-to-speech program you have used while producing video and obtain the software's name, then hand it over to me?
I am enthusiastic and in love with it, and I would like to produce my own media of this lovely kind and a contribution to this daily-growing "arrangement".
Patacorow 1 year ago
What a unfortunate string of circumstances that has led to this moment of time.
rushnerd 1 year ago 64
@rushnerd It appears that my alcoholic beverage has lost containment from its accompanying receptacle.
ManualMonaro 1 year ago 81
@ManualMonaro Lord above, JC. An explosive device with the ability to create a reactive exclusion of flammable material!
88Meters 8 months ago
@ManualMonaro Oh my golly Sir Denton, It appears to be an explosive device!!
thehungrynub 8 months ago 2
@ManualMonaro What terrible luck has befallen us! So much so that I feel compelled to curse unto the heavens, for I have discovered an explosive device!
Ahdanack 7 months ago
@rushnerd
It appears that the vending machine has given me a can of juice, originated from the orange fruit, instead of that of a lime fruit.
AlcatrazPrime 7 months ago
@rushnerd The person of the current topic has been a very desirable mature human male in the past. Thus the kind of fatality that has happened is indeed, metaphorically speaking, spoiled because of the reason that the subject at hand has been long since past the date of contamination.
RandomGuy1994 5 months ago
Omg dues Ex, that takes me back...
mystery55100 1 year ago
My ocular design is modified by biochemicals and various mechanical advantages that are typically not associated with normal vision.
Charlieweddle 1 year ago 2
I think it'd be impossible to understand gunther speaking in this way
DanielAvelan 1 year ago
*gets into helicopter*
Somebody235 1 year ago
A bomb!
GoreTorn16 1 year ago
Deus Ex= YES!!!!!
GoreTorn16 1 year ago
source?
ninjarobo110 1 year ago
lol wat?
nexusvision10 1 year ago
I lol'd
sehguh1 1 year ago
I wanna see a portal scene next
DanielAvelan 1 year ago
Dues Ex machinima yeay :P
RezzaNL 1 year ago
Meanwhile at the White House.
Costerguy1234556 1 year ago 2
This good old game never gets boring! Great idea doing this ,D
TobySkov 1 year ago 2
lol these things are so funny, long as it keeps amusing you keep doing 'em ;D In fact, do HL2 cutscenes next...just think of the GMan in a tophat and stache speaking in such an airy manner. Or better yet...Mass Effect...Wrex + Tophat = Best fucking win ever. =P
ranfar555 1 year ago
So Epic! So So Epic! Epic name for an Epic Video by an Epic Youtuber :D
ColdAnkles 1 year ago