Anal Blast - Tampon Teabag

[thethreefageteers]

Awesome song!

[omerneoh]

wow, I don't have words...

[DimitriNavridesnrox]

Thats how u know its hardxcore

[PureHayabusa]

what the fuck is this

[xxGrim133xx]

Timmy from South Park????

[mattstatictv]

lmao the title xD

[glint20]

haha, I heard the word tampon and that's it

[Thandrius1]

Bad quality???? FUCK THE QUALITY... its still freaking awesome :D

[th3budbo55]

TIMMY TIMMY!

[09dannydful]

i want a cuppa, best wait till my birds on her period

[atmoferebusandfucku]

TAMBAU  TEMBAH

[DJScones]

SHIT!!!!!!!!!!! this stuff is gay

[jeremyhall420]

@DJScones Oh wow as are you fuck off if you don't like the brutality!

[DJScones]

@jeremyhall420 Emo is for fags like you.

[mushroomhandjob]

@DJScones You are gay... this shit is real and from the heart... not pussy bullshit a7x bullet faggy crap. you are a shit person.. i hope you choke on shit and die. and you are that shit. fuck you man

[DJScones]

@mushroomhandjob fuck me

[vanklef922]

@mushroomhandjob um, no its from his anus-it says it right there...

[31desperatelove13]

new favorite song. just for the name.

[theberzerker34]

fucking brutal grind

[koldslaw]

I concur, -this i cunt

[pitnufer]

This is wicked grind!

[denverrockies10]

my ass hole can make better noises than this dumb

ass band

[TopTenCrew]

And people actually think this is music.

[JoeyThe14th]

is this paul gray's first band?

[HatesLife247]

Anyone else come here for the song title?

[clockwolf]

This is garbage lol. Listen to the masters...Extreme Noise Terror, this is shit.

[127eleven]

@clockwolf you think this is bad you should hear anal cunt! there just awful.

[jaredqwerty]

@127eleven anal cunt isn't meant to be good though lol.

[madcona]

This is sick

[lantyboy696]

lmfco best band name ever? seem a tad obbsessed with tampons and periods tho lol

[devilsonyify]

maldito intro me jodio mis oidos 

[allytross]

rebecca black with autotune in the suggesitons. lol'ing

[tranesonic]

Who's Slipknot? Never heard of them.

[Metal6Sex6Pot6]

@tranesonic they are this gay emo band that 14 year old girl's listen to.

[zeppelinmaiden32]

It sounded like it was recorded with a cellphone and a sock

[Nagneto]

Cannibal Corpse? o_o

[Crowpit]

ugh i'm confused, is anal stench and anal blast a totally different band?

[jimbo80982]

@Crowpit i found "japanese girl dancing to speedcore"...wtf?

[zwareshag]

@Crowpit No, they both sound and look like shit.

[Crowpit]

@zwareshag dude, i was talking about two bands, not you and your mom..

[zwareshag]

@Crowpit Haha, ''your mom'' is getting old. Your talking about shit.

[Crowpit]

@zwareshag oh ok i get it now, so I wasn't talking about you and your mom, it was you and some random shit? ok thanks mate! :)

[zwareshag]

@Crowpit Ok, watch it, or i'll shit on your coat. ;)

[Crowpit]

@zwareshag watch what? :D and anyway I am the only one with permission to shit on my coat so tits or gtfo

[AndersonHenderson]

"Fuck SLIPKNOT. The bassist and drummer were original members in ANAL BLAST, and they quit. On the first demo, PUSS BLOOD PENTAGRAM, the bassist recorded. I haven’t heard from those guys in years, and could care less if I ever do again. I mean, they’re from Des Moines, Iowa. What the fuck else needs to be said?.

"...my reward in life is to be compared to fucking gay ass SLIPKNOT. May their asses be filled with the semen of AIDS ridden cocks."

-Don Decker, founder of Anal Blast

[IronMaidenDoesNotSuc]

LOL

[jdsparks100]

these are definately some twisted and funny song names. Are they really releasing some serious deep seeded mommy issues with sweet metal??? Listen kids dont sniff your moms menstraul discharges!

[The666Autopsy]

paul and mick from slipknot were in this band a long time ago. and body pit but there isnt any vids of those

[korpsefck]

@The666Autopsy were they really?

[The666Autopsy]

@korpsefck yea before paul and shawn started slipknot, mick and paul were friends in this band and thats how paul got mick in the band

[korpsefck]

@The666Autopsy Mick should get back into this style of metal, since im guessing Slipknots probbaly over with, i'd figure theyd completely disband w/o paul

[The666Autopsy]

@korpsefck nah there not done, in an interview corey said they r gonna put out a new record but not anytime soon.. :( but i agree with u that mick should get in this type of music. but im pretty sure he likes death metal cuz he did the solo in malevolent creation - deliver my enemy

[korpsefck]

@The666Autopsy Im suprised Joey Jordison doesnt play drums in any DM bands, he's a really good drummer and he's into DM. idk why he does guitar in Murderdolls O.o

[The666Autopsy]

@korpsefck yea i know. but in my opinion he looks like he should sing black metal

[korpsefck]

@The666Autopsy lol for sure. he even had a crown of thorns like he was jesus or somethin >.< lol

[XDeparturehymnX]

@korpsefck well joey actually has made a song with glen benton from Deicide, so he played in DM song jus not a band

[korpsefck]

@XDeparturehymnX i listen to Deicide somewhat, you know what song he did?

[XDeparturehymnX]

@korpsefck look up Annihilation by the hands of god. its joey, glen, alex webster(bassist from cannibal corpse), james murphy(guy from Death n obituary), n....sum other guys idk lol but its a really amazing song

[korpsefck]

@XDeparturehymnX ok, cool man

[MrHellbringer213]

@XDeparturehymnX

Joey was the original drummer for Anal Blast.

[The666Autopsy]

@korpsefck then when paul and mick left these people joined and i dont know about the lineup after

[TheTdwpforever]

anal blast? spermswamp? a little creative, no?

[SykOtiKs]

holy fuck... even jb is better than this shit

[ExtremeZERLEGER]

I LOL'D SO HARD WHEN I SAW THAT

[CourtingHelen]

MUSHMETAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAHAHAHAHHA GARBAGE

[christhearchangel]

they announced this band and all their songs to be a joke. so yeah just agreeing that this is a joke. HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA not funny stfu

[NaKALENiSUKA1]

This is fuckin great

[NaKALENiSUKA1]

This is terrible

[cakeandfinewine83]

is this for real? fucking terrible.

[NarcoTerrorismos]

@cakeandfinewine83 hahaha fuck you mean your youtube name??? thats whats fucking terrible

[cakeandfinewine83]

@NarcoTerrorismos its a reference from Withnail and I, I was watching it when I set up my account.

[TreFlipDusa]

I laughed. Really hard.

[elacojonador3000]

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[BornForAbuse666]

Fuck man, I fucking miss this band

[smell0my0taint]

Three vampires go sit at bar. The bartender asks the first vampire what he would like to drink. The vampires says I would like a bloody mary. The bartender askes the second vampire what he would like to drink. that vampire also said a bloody mary. So the bartender goes up to the third vampire and asks if he would like a bloodymary too? The third vampire says no thank you I would like a hot cup of water and a bloody tampon.

[Hauntzor]

Listening to songs like this for too long makes me feel like I need to brush my teeth. Ten times...

[Kontaminate]

in the related videos is, what i'm guessing to be, a tutorial on how to insert a tampon into the vagina. I'm tempted to watch.......

[semiskimmedbeats]

anybody got lyrics?

[SomeKindOfTreefrog1]

Fuck this song and all the people who like it!!!!!!!!!!

[666obese666]

@SomeKindOfTreefrog1 Fuck all people who hate anything Anal Blast. R.I.P. DECKER!!!!!!!!!!!!! -l-

[GonzzaGore]

Two fags who listen to shit of Gaga

[burnthemass]

0:00

[DEVIL3000Q]

Good!

[Macerman2]

this makes me laugh every time I hear it xD

[SuperEyeClops]

:D

[szpiderman]

TAMPON TEABAG!

[redbob545]

R.I.P. Don

[tokman20]

XD hahahaha what a name for a song, well it works :D

[alsa1980]

Anal Blast are misunderstood. Their work is really deep.

[SonataArctica6666]

still not as bad as anal cunt.

but still pretty brutal

[Gen0cideMachinex138]

@SonataArctica6666 anal cunt is a for shits and giggles band lol this is awsome as shit i mean if you like brutal death/deathgrind i love this kind of shit. but i like everything

[FuckinMetal3694]

LOL

[Macerman2]

wow, this is fuckin' jokes XD

[hsvlove1887]

this sound like a fuckin amateur death metal band that only sing about sex and all that stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheGothFairy99]

Damn dude! Cant believe Joey Jordison, Paul Gray, AND James where all in this band! Crazy! This band is actually ok though..

[DarkMetalkid123]

R.I.P Don Decker!

[metallica4ever65]

this is truly an interesting band, band name, and lyrics. a definite "fuck you" to conformity

[aarondebay3]

paul gary was in this band, rip

[Morgystyle]

Analblast was founded mostly for joke! Its lolmetal:D

[arghydoodles]

What's a Slipknot?

[4TheUsed]

@arghydoodles a knot in your head that SUCKS ASS

[JackTheRipperCOPRO]

@arghydoodles A slipknot is a knot at the end of a cord or rope that can slip along the cord or rope around which it is made.

[arghydoodles]

@JackTheRipperCOPRO Heh.

[JackTheRipperCOPRO]

@arghydoodles Lol. :D

[ElvisBluntman777]

@JackTheRipperCOPRO Did you know there was an 80's thrash metal band named Slipknot as well?

[JackTheRipperCOPRO]

@ElvisBluntman777 That sucks.

[ElvisBluntman777]

@JackTheRipperCOPRO no, it's cool!!

[Kunstharmonie]

@arghydoodles its a brand, like gucci or ed hardy

[Destivesvin]

@arghydoodles

It's some kind of a scout knot. Try google it.

[arghydoodles]

@Destivesvin >Try google it

>Implying you're angry at me

>Implying you didn't know when I posted that epic comment

[Destivesvin]

@arghydoodles

I'm not angry, I just know that scouts kan make a slip knot, but I didn't have anymore information so I just suggested that you could google it.

And I knew that it was 9 month ago, but i thought "whatever, I will just contribute to this nice video and community with a comment, cuz if nobody will do that, it will be a quiet community".

But I didn't expect that it would hurt your fellings.

[arghydoodles]

@Destivesvin >Implying my fellings were hurt

[Destivesvin]

@arghydoodles

yea, cuz I can see your tears on your post

[arghydoodles]

@Destivesvin >Implying you can see tears

[Destivesvin]

@arghydoodles

>Implying that I'm very cool and can see your tears, yes baby, that's me :D

[arghydoodles]

@Destivesvin Heh.

[badjay23]

@arghydoodles you know damn right what a slipknot is ! its that thing your mom gave me to eat last time i came over

[arghydoodles]

@badjay23 Go home, faggot.

[PeanutWhistle159]

@arghydoodles a knot at the end of a cord or rope that can slip along the cord or rope around which it is made

[NarcoTerrorismos]

@arghydoodles the thing you should use to hang yourself with

[arghydoodles]

@NarcoTerrorismos You're saying you like knot, son? Go hang >your< fucking self.

[NarcoTerrorismos]

@arghydoodles wow originality is key there d bag keep trying to raise that IQ faggot.. hahaha

[arghydoodles]

@NarcoTerrorismos at least I don't listen to such a faggot band and I can spell douche.

[NarcoTerrorismos]

@arghydoodles No you listen to fucking britney spears you bitch,, keep flap flap flappin. You need to learn to make up insults that dont use the same words as the person insulting you key word faggot.. can you do anything that someone else hasnt already,, I doubt that highly go fuck your dad you 12 year old dingle berry eating piece of shit.

[arghydoodles]

@NarcoTerrorismos BRITNEY SPEARS AHUEHEHUEHUEUHAHUEHUAEUHEUEHHU­EAHUAEHUEAHUAEHU

Insults mean nothing and I listen to death metal, son.

[maxspl153]

@NarcoTerrorismos

ha ha "dingle berry" 10 points for you my man . lmao

[23poli33]

SLIPKNOT EQUAL SHIT!!!!!

[arghydoodles]

@23poli33 Damn straight, nigga.

[williammurderface1]

Lol Don't Hate On Slipknot Faggot .

[iTrollzor]

@williammurderface1 Slipknot is over fucking rated. Little GrindCore bands like this dominate Slipknot.

[Jimmy666Vengeance]

@iTrollzor yeah but after a while this genre gets kinda boring whereas slipknot does vary their stuff, but god the latest slipknot album was a disapointment ._., but nayhoo that doesnt matter were not here for slipknot were here for anal blast :P (sentence i never thought id say xD)

[iTrollzor]

@Jimmy666Vengeance Lol, ''were here for anal blast''. Lmao! That's great, but yeah... Slipknot is just terrible, it isn't even considered ''Metal''... And yeah, Grindcore does get old fast.

[Jimmy666Vengeance]

@iTrollzor omg i really cannot beleive i said that ._., and slipknots classed as nu metal i think :P, tho tbh over the years ive grown less fond of them and i prefer coerys other stuff with stone sour etc but yeah ''were here for anal blast''. i really need to think about the stuff im about to say xD

[BelpheGore888]

good song but chorus made me laugh

[ILovetomKaulitz12]

hahahaha omg wtf xD

[TacoPenguin4347]

and i know ill get minuses for that comment...

[TacoPenguin4347]

yeah i like everything about this except the lyrics/themes, its all about tampons and vaginas and dicks and getting raped and cummed on, wtf, i mean i like the guitars and drums and just the death influence of this band but the lyrics?... idk i just find it pointless, theres no message at all lyrically.

[Junnification]

its chris fehn not joey or paul or jim fuckers!!!!!

[DreamEater26]

I LOVE THIS SONNG AWESOMMEEEE :D

[DreamEater26]

lyrics?

[headbangerunited]

Joey Jordison's band haha

[NastyPoopOnMyShoe]

@headbangerunited

eh, no? but Jim Root and Paul Gray from Slipknot..

[sourskiddles1234]

kids kids kids, joey was in anal blast WAY before shitsnot. look it up. now hes wasting his talent for money. fuck him.

[nederbassie]

@sourskiddles1234

wait are there really members from slipkot playing into this band or have been playing into this band?

That's just really different haha. Still cool though.

[juanitoypepito]

@sourskiddles1234 well at least his doing something ....unlike you haha

[sourskiddles1234]

@juanitoypepito yea you know what i do and dont do right? and its he's not his, ignorant prick. keep replying and i'll keep embaressing you. fucker.

[iTrollzor]

@sourskiddles1234 That's funny cause you misspelled embarrassing and you are correcting juanitoypepito. . . And he's an ignorant prick, wow dumbass...

[TheDDDeagle]

@iTrollzor Yea, Sourskiddles1234 doesnt deserve to be listening to any metal.

[sourskiddles1234]

@TheDDDeagle your so pathetic bro. while im out with my band playing OUR music that WE write all nite your ass is on the computer, im done with this bullshit, hate me all the fuck you want. and check the date on that video fuckhead its bout 2 years old. lil thing called musical horizons and instrument progression but you wouldnt know that since you are obviously to afraid to post ANYTHING on your page. i doubt you even play. have a nice life fuckerrrrr

[TheDDDeagle]

@sourskiddles1234 Atleast im not posting shitty dahlia covers, i was doing homework on my computer, yes. Cause while your out with your kiddie justin bieber cover band im in college.

[sourskiddles1234]

@TheDDDeagle hey dude who the hell is justin beiber? and good luck with school, shit didnt work for me. im done with this. peace man

[serpiccio]

@sourskiddles1234 that' s the bad part about posting stuff about you, peole can tell you it sucks.

Oh yes, almost forgot, the shit on your page sucks seagull shit.

[sourskiddles1234]

@serpiccio go videotape more little boys pillow fighting half naked my friend and fuck off. k bye

[serpiccio]

@sourskiddles1234 Hey what' s wrong with videotaping little boys pillow figthting half naked ?

[DirtyRottenTyler]

@serpiccio Nothing. I do it all the time.

[whatthehellm4]

@sourskiddles1234 james root was in anal blast also...

[sourskiddles1234]

@Tumbpii hahahah glad i got fans

[avatar2288]

@sourskiddles1234 exactly fuck em.

[Narutokagebushi]

@sourskiddles1234 this music needs talent ? XD

[TheDDDeagle]

@sourskiddles1234 And you wouldnt do the same? Fuck you. Hes famous because hes great. its his JOB not a god damn sunday project.

[sourskiddles1234]

@TheDDDeagle uhhh no. i wouldnt put on a mask, call myself "heavy" and sing a poppy chorus, maybe three years ago i wouldd give slipknot credit but that new "album" if thats what you call it, was absolute GARBAGE, made just for money purposes. music is about the music not about money unless you SELLOUT. ya DDDDumbass.

[TheDDDeagle]

@sourskiddles1234 Thats right you wouldnt, because you have NO musical talent right? NO job (Luring children to your ford econoline doesnt count). And NO musical taste. By no means is slipknot the only band i like. But i fail to see the poppy chorus you fucking retard. There i just dropped my humongous nut sack on your jew nose, crushed it and now youll be whistling the andy griffith theme song all day. ya DDDDouchebag.

[sourskiddles1234]

@TheDDDeagle you dont know me, you dont know my musical horizons. i play guitar, drums, bass, piano, trumpet, sax, violin and the genres vary from grind/death metal to free form jazz to classical. so get the fuck outa here with that. and YEAH poppy chorus. "oh i wait and bleed" blah fuckin blah. and i work at whole foods with an intership at a studio. plus you whistle with your mouth not your nose. antisemtic asshole.

[TheDDDeagle]

@sourskiddles1234 When you have a broken nose you whistle when you breath out of it, idiot. I watched your cover and your HORRIBLE. Last i checked "Wait and bleed" isnt lyricaly or instrumentally "poppy" Go listen to job for a cowboy and bring me the horizons you metal core FAG.

[sheisBoba]

wow, is so good ! , i liked! :)

[monilee68]

haha i hate this pornocore shit..

[pongsitchingy]

Pornocore lol

[dustynapalm]

wow

[Metalfucker999]

so fucking brutal man!!!

[glasgowdmon]

hahaha not heard this in years...GIVE ME A TAAAMPONNNNNN

[lalaliam]

lol, so shit.