Family Guy - Stewie Plays with the Speech Function on his Mac

[Gritzaable]

story of my life ;)

[familyguylol11]

lol jks, cute the way he laughs

[mistacool1000]

hahahahahahahaha loooooooool



[gamergirl1319]

XD on my Macintosh

[niriop]

Oh, those memories of me aged...now

[Dendiol]

Thumbs up if you remember playing with the Good News, Bad News and Organ singing voices on ClearTalk.

[InitialRealism]

@AshCosgrove Or guy.

[Drunkybass]

Stewie had Siri in 2011!

[tiosopaman]

fuck you guys. i do this.

[MrNotaterrorist]

forever alone 😢

[TheAjslife]

click the video to pause

click it again to unpause

press 3 consecutively

Watch Stewies left hand as you keep pressing 3

[TheAjslife]

click the video to pause

click to unpause

hold down 3

listen to stewie and his new typewriter!!

[TheAjslife]

to sum it up..You can buy or build a better performing way better priced system if you go with PC only difference is mac builds based off a hella expensive case and and operating system that some others may like better...even though it costs more and might look better.

[FiresplitterX]

Even if Macintosh WERE better than PC so wouldn't I buy it because Apple is more evil than the devil himself.

[HopSingToproduction]

26 people are using the macintosh to make themselves feel better lolz

[MrZBKMan]

@thefamilyguy421 ha!

[TheInspiredMe]

Not a Mac, but a Macintosh! :p

(gotta love Stewie's pronunciation)

[TheBulletDodgingMan]

StewMire 4ever!!!!

[boxing6horwich]

press CC press transcribe audio not as good but some vids are funny

[miyuhiwatari]

lol now i'm playing with the text to speech function too

[grandtheftauto5588]

family guy used to be so awesome :(

[Ch0c0101]

Love that childish laugh :)

[ExplosiveChainsaw]

Forever Alone

[LFCEOIN]

i use it when i cant be bothered talking. just turn the volume up and let it rip

[Chromeberd]

lets be honest...we all do this to some extent....

[Tenacityful]

Forever Alone.

[qwerty2qwerto]

Forever alone... :(

[MrEdmond1]

0:12 hahahahahaah Funny part

[CHArleYSWale122]

26 people had a sense-of-humour bypass...

[thinkred25]

FOR EVER ALONE

[xXAlliTheRebelRoseXx]

Um, OH AWESOME I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO DOES THAT....I mean...*sighs* I have no life...

XDD

[Sve303]

I'm offending and i find this lonely.

[williamcha46]

yep

[Archimedes341]

The virginity is strong in this one

[AshCosgrove]

People are STILL fighting about whether Macs or PCs are better? For the amount of time people have had spent on this argument they could've found a cure for cancer, they could've achieved world peace, they could've read a thousand good books... It's a fucking preference people, a piece of hardware with two different operating systems. Instead of complaining about people buying Macs go read a book, meet a girl, get a life.

[Leon0wns]

@AshCosgrove How could we have found a cure for cancer? The people argueing about it are not the people trying to find a cure for cancer dumbass

[AshCosgrove]

@Leon0wns I'm saying that if scientists put as much time and effort as these people do in talking about which computer is better, a cure for cancer could've been found. Yeah, it was a bad analogy.

[Leon0wns]

@AshCosgrove oh ok

[azin231]

@AshCosgrove Correction, GUI. The Operating Systems are the same. Different GUI. :P

[wiwawoem]

@AshCosgrove Yeah, i know! Isn't it crazy that people are still arguing over this?! I mean.....it's so obvious PC is the best.

[danrulez22]

@AshCosgrove i agree, i think ppl like to argue with ppl they will never meet

[MysticalShinyHunter]

@AshCosgrove they could've achieved world peace, world peace will never get achieved. It's just because of the humans themself. It's too late for them to change.

[DaTux91]

@AshCosgrove LINUX BITCHEEESSS!!

[tibbert1234]

@AshCosgrove What about friends with benefits? Does that count? Because it made me NOT care about macs OR pc's.

[ChibiTails]

@AshCosgrove ...Yeah, a bunch of 15-year-old kids is cure cancer and achieve world peace. Totally logical.

[backdrop04]

@AshCosgrove meheheh i played this on my mac in high pitched girls voice =)

[warrockneurd]

@AshCosgrove if you dont care about that shit, why you make a argument about this shit then....?

[emmicorn53]

why is that way more fun than it should be?

[GregpaCraig]

Stewie is cool.... YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

[bigfoot2448]

press 5 then 7! What deos it sound like?

[ferrettmx]

@bigfoot2448 dont know

[bigfoot2448]

@ferrettmx i thought it sounded like stool!

[obs222]

foevva alloone

[jimbo619y2j]

lol love his face XD

[Crummyman62]

i love the way he saus "macintosh" XD

[AnubusStar]

Mac users need this function to feel cool, because no one else thinks they are. :3

[slayersdeath]

@AnubusStar how are macs not cool

[AnubusStar]

@slayersdeath Because you pay $3000 for one when you could pay $500 for a Windows PC with the same (if not better) components, for starters.

[Kingddd333]

@AnubusStar Sure, a desktop. Good luck doing that with a laptop.

[AnubusStar]

@Kingddd333 All Apple products are overpriced compared to Windows. Including laptops.

[Kingddd333]

@AnubusStar Right now they are. But who knows what it will be when the refresh appears. There are plenty of other laptops overpriced with Windows on it as well. Alienware, Sony, ect.

[AnubusStar]

@Kingddd333 Alienware is for people who are too retarded to build their own PCs. It's the Windows equivalent of Mac.

[Kingddd333]

@AnubusStar All of their products are overpriced, but again, building a laptop is hella hard in comparison to building your own desktop.

[AnubusStar]

@Kingddd333 So buy a $1000 Windows laptop instead of a $3000 Apple one with shitty parts.

[Kingddd333]

@AnubusStar What brands would exactly have good parts? I've been told HP sucks, Dell sucks, Acer sucks, Sony sucks, Toshiba sucks, I could go on.

[thedancer22]

Sorry , I don't have a Mac, what is the computer's answer?

[TheAwesomePokekid101]

i like how he looks around and notices hes the only one in the room!

[AdrenalineAddict610]

Soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi­soisoi...

[mizzxgangstress]

cool*

[7xxSASUKExx7]

hey that's not a mac..where's the apple sign!??

[CodPatrol]

Whats a toul not another stupid American word like lame and dude is it?

[MADTANA01]

@rosieluerules retarded 

[eddiemeduza123456789]

sounds like stephen hawkings but with a female voice

[TheLonelyGamer24]

stewie is tool

[epictekk]

@TheSlicedOnion Lol rlly?

[DustinWilson1992]

I won't lie, when I first got my Mac, that's the first thing I did. :D

[sherwynwilson11]

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[SuperAnt30]

this is cute for some reason :D

[MeetThaNewDealer]

21 people have a Macintosh 

[TheBubJoseph]

@MeetThaNewDealer And I do, GOT A FUCKING PROBLEM?

[TMSTitain117]

@tracecyrusfan8 I have read many of so called "cursed messeges", but I always come out unscathed. You want to know how? Because THEY ARE NOT TRUE!!! If you really believe those lies,then your as delirious as Stewie's cousin Stewie Cruise.

[RuckasNucka1100]

hmm that strange, mine keeps calling me a bitch for some reason

[3drunkenturtles]

i did the exact thing today on google when i was in school and everbody looked at me and called me a fag

[Spetznazist]

Anyone else is watching random family guy videos ? Btw when i start i cant stop watchin

(ಠ ›ಠ)

[octavion99]

@Spetznazist  same here man

[Tactual]

I make mine say sexual things while I masturbate to cat videos

[MrParlo90]

@Tactual brother?

[Champsr0ck2347]

@Tactual okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kk u need serious help

[Goldex13]

@Tactual Well who doesn't?

[Chaoswarrior1231]

@Tactual WTF is wrong with you?

[MyDogDroolz]

@Tactual Uh how do u get it to say the things u want?

(O_O)/

[DeezyChris]

i remember doing this in 7th grade

[rwjftw1231]

Stewie's yay is so fucking cute.

[EpicRainbowLollipop]

It's sad how some kids in middle school do this during IT class and still get excited and shit.

[iBoyzification]

he's so cute

[winfar3]

pres 1 and then fast 7.

that even cooler then playing with a tool

[DefenderofHyrule]

@winfar3

that made me chuckle

[Dablkin1]

lol

[coreman1337]

forever alone :(

[torrentman100]

name of episode

[LFCEOIN]

texttease 2000

[LilRedNinja5]

Lol at first I thought it's said 'Stewie is a tool'

[loviepops]

@LilRedNinja5 I thought that too... :P

[DeathByC0tt0nCandy]

0:10 he suddenly seems adorable :)

[MetalMonsterman05]

haha come on, i bet we ALL did this on the speech function, totally normal! xD

[matthewdevereaux]

stewie is cool!

 lol

[Mrkittenofdeath]

his computer sounds liek that guy that has to press buttons to speak

[jhnarutorocks1]

@Mrkittenofdeath you mean Stephen hawking

[deathnoteluva]

Forever alone.

[theanthony345]

Stewie: so apple siri what are you thinking about right now?

Siri: Stewie is a baby

[Endoom76]

I tried this on my computer once, it's fucking hilarious ! xD

[WorldOfWarcraftMable]

"YEEEEY"

[Soccercrazyigboman]

Forever Alone moment

[Assassin141Roblox]

If it was microsfost Sam then he would say: Stewie is gay in a retarded way.

[ZachAttacksU]

I HAVE A MACINTOSH

[elssyp0]

story of my life

[samgar2]

Use the AT&T Natural Voices speech demo online and type "Oh dear. I've spontaneously combusted. It's quite alright. I've grown tired of living anyway." and choose the indian english voice of Anjali. It's hilarious, you'll laugh your ass off.

[JkwaZzT]

@samgar2 not really

[ettanole]

forever alone

[naamlucked]

lol that face and reaction : stewie is cool stweie yahaaay! he he ! XD

[XemilyannelovesyouX]

awhhh so cute :) stewie's my favee!

[cewidmer7]

yaaay!! ahah..ha

[xxMMxKIDxx]

I just noticed that at the beginning, Stewie is laying on Chris. I thought he was on his bed at first. XD

[1dgkonig]

this is something i would do

[robaht1993]

Lol.. That's how we all react when we first 'meet' the speech funtion .

[a55doggy]

The computer tells a true fact.

[LegendaryMarshme10w]

Hit 2 and 4 close together and he says "Fuck" ;D

[Ash000ify]

stewie is so cute. he's my favorite :D

[golcor]

LOL I TOTALLY DO THAT!!!!

[MrFlacid1]

you know how you can tell when someone has no life? When they leave proof that they sit around on Youtube videos and press 1, 1, 1, 1.. nope nothing.. 2, 2, 2, 2.. nope nothing.. 3, 3, 3, 3... nope nothing. 4, 4, 4, 4.. nope nothing, 5,5,5,5.. nope nothing... 6,6,6,6 OMG THERES A SEX NOISE!!

[DrsJacksonn]

Is that really worth a scene?

[aliciamarie230]

"so computer what are you thinking abotu "

"STEWIE IS COOL"

"YAY"

:) So cute stewie is my favorite

[pfloresmarin3]

forever alone

[HaydenBlakeShow]

who the hell bought a 1yr old a mac...then again its family guy!!!!

[gocolts877]

press 8 and 9 fast for stewie having sex

[Edonis25]

stewie is a bit forever alone.

[lillepackerd]

Press 6 for "stewie is cool"

[MultiBlue64]

keep on presing 7 XD



[pokegirl249]

omg i would love to do tht lol

[BETTYJOYA]

press 3 if stewie types XD

[k0ent]

stewie is a tool?

[phonthongsy]

I did that too, but I put in the spongebob squarepants theme song.

[smokinlefthook]

at school i made the same with insults when i was a kid

[macross5000]

I remember doing this when I was 5....lol....

[14sok]

how do you do that

[SnowWhiteShadow]

My Macintosh's speech function doesn't work very well: all it can say is "Eeeyup".

[teliotatos1]

how can you do this?

[BDawgNGP]

@teliotatos1 go into terminal and type "Say" *space* whatever you want it to say

[teliotatos1]

@BDawgNGP Where is terminal? i bought my mac on friday ;p

[BDawgNGP]

@teliotatos1 Since you bought your mac last Friday, I'm assuming your running OSX Lion. So, in Lion you go into launchpad and it should be under the applications folder near the bottom. If you have any question just reply because I know my explanation was very vague, sorry

[BDawgNGP]

@teliotatos1 I mean under your utilities folder

[o0YukiChan0o]

YAY >:D... :/

[bestshowontheweb]

Some seniors dared a group of me and my friends to do this in the middle of class for $50 each. We are now $50 richer.

[watanabe757]

glad he is entertaining himself...

[lwierd]

That's the best game for mac.

[GDudeTheHero]

@lwierd It's the only game for Mac. ;D

[torrentman100]

@GDudeTheHero is it online on that game?

[BlackDude023]

@GDudeTheHero Other then Chess, GAME LAUNCHER, Phun, and many more...

[ComedyNurd]

@BlackDude023 Anything from the online app/game store doesn't count.

[BlackDude023]

@ComedyNurd ok that still leaves those.. none of them are from the online app store

[ComedyNurd]

@BlackDude023 okay, I'm not that familiar with newer macs, so I'm not sure what they have on them.

[DennisOlliva1]

@GDudeTheHero minus tf2 and Portal and spiral knights and spore, and so on :P

[GDudeTheHero]

@DennisOlliva1 Compare Windows to Mac and you got a 1-0 scoreboard. However, both are companies which need a boot up the ass.

[DennisOlliva1]

@GDudeTheHero way i see it you get a 1-1 scoreboard. you can use windows on a mac for whatever it doesnt have. However i agree with that last statement