Christopher Titus - Norman Rockwell Is Bleeding (2004)

[truda88]

He reminds me so much of 'Chandler Bing' from Friends :P haha

[swimmingguy123]

16 people need to quit being a wussy

[steelers12391]

15 people need to stop being wussies!

[Jinxedmartin]

why isn't he more famous?

[subarumuraki]

ok, i feel dumb XD i googled it, and they are the same girl, just renamed for legal reasons. whoopsie! X3

[vadyrasty]

@subarumuraki weirdo...

[subarumuraki]

@vadyrasty lol, yeah, i know XD gotta do my research before i post from now on X3

[subarumuraki]

...so if he and erin were married for 13 years... wasnt he married to some chick named 'kate'? for 15 years? or are they the same girl? im so lost @.@ but hes uber funny X3 i miss his show

[talonofthewind]

@kisaposti yes wich made it better

[alexwolff1990]

Well aside from getting schizophrenia wrong, i have found a new favorite comedian!

[WelcometoVideoCity]

Douches laugh at their own jokes. This guy is awful

[amarks2013]

@WelcometoVideoCity You're just jealous that you're not funny and can't make money and he is and can. How's your mom's basement?

[Silenttoxic]

44:35 white trash black belt lol..

[slyaton]

1:17:26 greatest qoute ever

[zero12151]

Who is Norman Rockwell, I never got the title? Is he the man his mother shot and killed?

[peteyvogt]

@zero12151 Norman Rockwell is a painter 

[Cokenijn]

@zero12151

it's a guy who always makes very happy pictures about these happy, perfect "non-screwed-up" families. Mom, dad, brother, sister, white picket fence and so on. Him bleeding sort of means the end of that :p.

[YouxArexAllxLame]

@zero12151 He hand drew the cover for the Saturday Evening Post for decades. Hope that helped \m/

[G1b23]

OMG i cant stop laughin' fucken christ

[redsoxnation1816]

"we didn't win the blue ribbon...but we have it in our possesion" hahahahaha

[JRRTolkienLOTR]

O,k there is no way this guy isn't, somehow, related to Jim Carrey!

[rockofhysteria]

@JRRTolkienLOTR There is NO way Titus is related to Carrey first off Titus is actually funny lol 

[jeffreerange]

Why is killing a man funny? Sure, he shouldn't have beaten her, but she should have just left, not murdered him.

[mlsoxfan83]

@jeffreerange if she wasnt insane the wouldnt hav killed him, sadly her mental illness got the best of her, it itself isnt funny but how he tlks about it is funny

[jtlindley93]

Fuuuuuuuuny as hell, 1 of my fav comedians

[SirDebaser]

Yeah this guy fucking sucks

[Benawisan]

Funny after watching Love is Evol

[b24harman]

Not funny at all. You want comedy? Go watch Carlin, Izzard, Connolly, Rock, Jeffries.....real comedy.



[Smasho8000]

@b24harman Not your type, I guess.

[DragonoftheEastblu]

NOOOOOOOOOOO! We must never run out of ramen!!!!!!! 

[Sopresaful]

I fuggin' love him. :)

[LordOfDarkness821]

49:00 Get ready for the scene from /watch?v=LZNe10q0reA&feature=r­elated

[halobabe117]

....Nobody wants ME to lead them......

[discoman1990]

I watched this like twice already

[discoman1990]

Omg this guy is the best lol

[CreedBroski]

Nevermore wussy shall i be!

[kisaposti]

does anyone else see a bit of Jim Carrey in his mannerisms?

[BlazingStrike300]

@kisaposti truth is christopher titus i actually adopted his father isnt really his father. You see, long time ago Jim carey was feeling doubtful that he would never have a son so years ago he cloned himself and the clone went missing and ended up adopted by Christopher's mother and raised by his father which is why Christopher Titus looks so much like Jim Carey, hope this helped.

[inFamousHero123]

@BlazingStrike300 That joke would've worked but Chris is 47 and Jim is 50 soooooo.......

[polishking50]

@kisaposti or u see chris titus mannerisms in jim carrey :D

[talondrummer]

@kisaposti hell yes!!!...i noticed too...im glad im not alone..lol

[KornOnTheCobRawr]

@kisaposti Or do you see some Christopher Titus in Jim Carrey?

[makilicious1]

I respect this guy... congrats... 10/10

[MoonBuddha62085]

Its the people that had the mommy and the daddy and the little white picket fence those people are the FREAKS man

[rintin31]

5 STARS



[flyffkid]

'quit being a wussy' and Anti-dad was hilarious. Amazing stand up.

[dork74]

One of the best stand-up specials of ALL TIME !!!!! Truly a Classic !!!! This special was so rare a few years ago DVDs of Titus's Norman rockwell is bleeding would sell for over a hundred dollars....Watch this fucking special !!!

[MsMetallicaFan1996]

SHE PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[x00aero00x]

you are a homeless guy that we found on the beach

[OmgItsGaryBusey]

YOU GOT A DINOSAUR HEAD

[TheAustinWhitter]

@OmgItsGaryBusey .....nuh uh

[CamThePuppy]

"interesting... What do you think...? Good, let that out, tell what do you think...? Good, excellent, that's healthy.... What do you think...?"

haha that was funny

[MoonBuddha62085]

Its about time they uploaded this

[PineappleExplosive]

7 people are normal and behind the fan

[MCwarriors27]

im that next door neighbour sayin hi

[xXpoppypixieXx]

any1 else feel awkward when he got to that part where he was rubbin himself

[ThunderMan2022]

him and louis ck are very underrated. GREAT comedians!

[Rave2DaGrave1]

I love Christopher Titus, i had this movie playing in the background while i was crying, and i couldn't cry, i kept laughing haha hes like the best comedian! (:

[Raiden4019]

If Charlie Sheen is Bi-Winning, then this guy is fuckin' TRI-Winning!!!

[AttitudeEra9701]

I've never heard "Dickhead" said with so much force before...

[TheMpo1986]

His hair is something else its a combination of conan obrien, yuppie, squirrel and mullet. Cant forget the mullet!

[tpspyn]

@TheMpo1986

with a little billy ray cyrus ion there as well

[TheMpo1986]

This man is the second coming.

[Tstarese236]

14:35 hello

[MrGophillyeagles]

can you upload the end of the world tour



[NoirTiger]

58:54 the truth.

[1duspiores]

"randy" sonded more like "cyros":)from t p boys

[byrnz35]

Titus and Carrey are GODS.

Carrey is a god in acting,

Titus is a god in stand up.

[DigitalNinja117]

lol my ex-girlfriend was almost that crazy...almost.

[LILrEDBaretta]

awesome and very true!!!



[fabiolio]

FRY EXISTS

[backin1864]

quit being a wussaaaaaay!

[backin1864]

rofl!!!! this guy is hilarious. how anyone can turn such terrible occurences and circumstances into funny is a miracle. amazing

[kurokaze511]

if i could freaking find this dvd i would buy it

[SnakeSword53]

@ox760 where can i buy tht lolol

[SnakeSword53]

Titus is great. Amazing person by turning bad into good!

[flipkid2006]

From 10:00 to 10:33.....fuckin hilarious!

[MovieMagicMaster]

Fucking brilliant! Let's get some Neverlution going.

[mztweety1374]

He is sooo crazy!

[4realusername]

He is a genius!!!!



[theapollo2]

this is good first time i see him on stage normaly i only see in the series

[ox760]

He has a new box set coming out really soon that has 3 of his stand ups and all 3 seasons of the show.

[SinRoth52]

35:00 Capt. Crunch! Good stuff hahaha.

[413punk]

@Lotusmarieisme Its like 50 bucks , my brother has all seasons of the show on DVD also really expensive now also out of print.

[sdgundum990]

This guy is amazing, good quotes

[krackerflaterpater]

Gota love him

[purplebui]

This shits deeep...

[JumP1nGJoE]

can someone please tell me what's the C word xD

[soothslayer21]

@JumP1nGJoE Cunt

[JumP1nGJoE]

@soothslayer21 tnx i could get the joke when they were fighting lol ;)

[billfrmn]

This is probably the funniest video I've ever seen.

[ChristianPeep97]

Could u upload Neverlution possibly?

[413punk]

I'm so glad you uploaded this because the DVD is out of print and impossible to find!

[cjsellersofficialyt]

lol, such a classic line:

"We better call Moulder and Scully on this one. I mean, they're not doing nothing, cuz Fox cancelled them too..."

[AngryRussian47]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­NNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rawrrawrrawr2323]

yes. vvv

[ColCondemned]

You need to upload Neverlution

[bilekas1]

amazing



[rawrrawrrawr2323]

i just lol'd for an hour and a half...wasting homework time(:

[rawrrawrrawr2323]

lol

[captainprice197]

63% of americans are disfunctionl.HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[oldschool4real69]

Beer O' Clock !!!!!!!!!!!!

[lazychild3]

2 people dont know when to step aside of the fan

[ahtartersauce101]

HOW COME I'M NOT CRAZY?! HOW COME I'M NOT PSYCHOTIC?!...... oh the irony.

[OurDarkCloud]

I love this guy.

[soxnes]

2 people are normal

[cssbizar3lt]

is he talking about real stories about him ?

[li9hts0ut56]

@cssbizar3lt yes

[NPC514]

Any one who dislikes this is normal.

[GerardRockMyWorld]

2 people are "normal"

[elliotbrad]

Can you please upload Love is Evol? 

[bulldog51981]

@elliotbrad

I had Love is Evol Uploaded and the company that owns the rights to it shut it down after being up for 5 months with almost 10,000 views...you'd think that they would've left it alone to get more free publicity out of it. I mean if I downloaded it, anyone can get it then. lol

[nibbles1637]

I thought I was crazy and messed up but I got nothing on Chris....thanks man!

[prrra33]

3:08-3:16 Ask Dick Cheney

[khiwarrior]

he's so profoundly deep....

[khiwarrior]

THIS GUY IS GENIUS!!!!!

[phantomstorm95]

I love this!!!

[DwayneJKing]

This was awesome.

[bulldog51981]

I doubt they will let my copy of Love Is Evol back on, Viacom reported it as copyright infringement and youtube took it down. I even gave credit to Christopher Titus for it and doughnut claim it as my own, but I guess they didn't like that. Oh well, at least it's still available to watch on Netflix. Sorry youtube watchers.

[shadowmikey]

@bulldog51981 not on Netflix anymore. DVD only. I'm sad...

[shadowmikey]

@bulldog51981 not on Netflix anymore. DVD only. I'm sad...

[kcollington]

@bulldog51981 FYI, its not on Netflix anymore.

[8secHemiCharger69]

funny as hell, i hope they put the full thing of love is evol back on



[bulldog51]

When i first saw the video i was like "When the fuck did i post this......oh." hahaha

[gorillaMaticIAP]

This guy has a face and hair that make me smile! No homo....

[gododoom9]

can you upload "the fith aniversary of the end of the world" by christopher titus?

[jesusfreak1512]

He is freaking awesome, i've got his 1st and 2nd series and ive watched it so many times i can quote it lol.

Hey also man, the last 10-15 minutes don't work idk if it's just me but just fyi

[Showergrove]

Quit being a WUSSY! rofl

[transformerwannabe]

He kind of looks like Mark Hammil to me. lol

This guy is hilarious!

[TheShadowmaster1010]

"well now u look like jesus......and jesus u need a tik tak"

[v2xtreme1]

watch his latest one neverlution

[Solaheartnet13]

He reminds me of my 7th grade ela teacher mr.garza xD

[GenjiSleepsowo]

hahaha! this shit is funny as hell! And the stuff he said too true...I can relate to almost everything he said.

[matlockandkey]

anti-dad i almost shit myself sooo fucking funny

[aceone2121]

big game Titus!!! i love this guy reminds me of my family...agree it is good to be able to watch it all the way through i always just get pieces of his act on satellite radio.

[kikito172]

is he a blonde jim carry?

[DrunkenLeprechaunPro]

@kikito172

Jim Carey is FUCKEN funny... but he's no Christopher Titus!

[maju36able]

@kikito172 nah this guys funny

[NineTailsDemonFox]

@kikito172 far more better than jim in my opinion. This guy tells it like it is when it comes to life lessons.

[pryojabo971]

@kikito172 with more issues lol

[musfan333]

@kikito172 only better

[FunnyJokes27]

this is hysterical!!! Anti-Dad!! ROTFLMAO!!!!

[bulldog51981]

Just glad that everyone enjoys it as much as I did! Great to be able to watch it on my HTC EVO 4G too without taking up all that space on my memory card!

[saikouxs100]

Great quality man!

[ilovenuts]

Good upload. Great to be able to watch it all in one go.